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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 28
Sign: Leo

City: stay on the south side like lake shore drive
State: Illinois
Country: US
Signup Date: 8/5/2006

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Tuesday, June 19, 2007 
ha! we were just having this discussion/argument over at my fav hip hop blog, nahright.com because i said id take Serena or Venus Williams over made up, hyped up by white people, ass aint that fat, face aint that pretty Beyonce anyday. For 1 because i have a thing for BLACK, and by that i mean DARK women and there hersey kisses nipples, and for 2 atleast with the Williams sisters u know what your gettin. When Bee wipes that make up off and takes that weave out, Jay Z dont know who the fuck he just woke up to...anyway my mans Billz broke down what most niggas have encountered when they meet a chick all dressed up, and then actually see the bitch the next day in the sunlight. or when u take a chick home thinkin about how bangin how body is, then once the push up bra, the lift up jeans and all that other shit comes off, the titties are touchin the stomach, the stomach has more tiger claws then Bruce Lee in The Last Dragon, and her ass is touchin the back of her knees. its a long read, but a good one.

The 5 Deceptions
Published by D Bills June 9th, 2007 in Soulcial Studies.
"Transformers, heffas robots in disguise"

I figured since they're resurrecting a classic cartoon into a movie that I'd take the time to address some other popular Decepticons. No, I'm not talkin' about the villain to the Autobots or a defunct NYC gang (Google it). I'm referring to the physical deceptions that guys face when meeting females in clubs, bars, lounges, parties, and well… even online. I wanna focus on the public areas though, because that's where the main problems arise: a dark ass room full of drunk strangers dancing (or hiding) under the disco ball (I think they still have those in clubs… or those weird ass lights that move sporadically throughout the room for that visual effect where if hits the right person at the right angle you could easily be "deceived"). I've narrowed them down to 5 (which I think are the most important and prevalent) so lets begin, shall we?

FACE - It's the first thing you see and usually the last thing you remember. But, lets be real… shorty don't look like that! Why do you think companies like Mac, Maybelline, Lancome and them other lil' shits in Macy's in Nordstroms stay in business? Women spend hundreds of dollars a year to cover up their damn face. As men we understand you have a few blemishes that you'd like to cover up (which I can assure you as a self-conscience male that there are natural alternatives), but when I wake up next to damn near a totally different person… Houston… we have a problem. Blush, mascara, eye liner, etc. Got damn! Why don't you just do us a favor and put on a mask altogether since that's what you're doing anyway? Time and time again it NEVER fails. You meet up with shorty somewhere or have to pick her up and we all thinkin' the same thing, "oh HELL nah!" Now this broad wanna do ALL the activities that require you to be seen with her in public: movies, dinner, malls, meet ya homeboys. Sheeeeeeeit! You are not embarrasing me in front of the homies. Bad enough I gotta drive a half hour out of my intended destinations because I don't want to bump into ANYBODY I know. Fellas, the next time she invite you over, look at the top of her dresser. Count how many damn make-up products she got. In-fuckin'-sane. Gettin' ready to go out, for them, is literally a metamorphisis. These heffas be mutating into more attractive prototypes of themselves. Bags, bumps, bruises, blemishes ["B stands for"… lol], all that is revealed when the mask is finally off. Off subject, but not really, this is why I don't see why mofos be sweatin' celebrity chicks. She got professionals to make her look like that. But I digress. I wish I would've invested into Mac stocks back then. I'd be rich. From Halle Berry to mildly scary… that's not a good look. Literally.

ASS - Ha! And here I was thinkin' that this "damn, even the OTHER type of chicks got ass" epidemic was out of the blue. Nah… that "blue" is this new denim they've been creating lately. All of a sudden everybody has an extra lift against gravity in the upper thigh region. Yeah, we peep da bunz out MADD early when we spot a chick in a public place. But fellas, how many times have you been ready to "get down with the get down"… and shorty drop dem draws… and you're like… what the fuck happened? Yeah, that "pretty brown round" (c) Nas) look like two garbage bags full of water hangin' on a gate. There are a few dissappointing things in life that are irreversible: missing the bus, payin' to see a wack movie, not graduating 'cause you got less credits than you thought you had… and Saggy Ass tops them ALL. Don't get me wrong… once we're both naked then I must fulfill the duty I was called to do. But best belive during those backshots we're lookin' down, thinkin' things like, "look at this bullshit… it don't even move right… she need to do some squats… ass look like a stack of wheat bread"… and other random ponderings. Speakin' of gravity effected body parts…

BREASTS - Titties, hooters, knockers, "the twins", etc… whateva the hell you wanna call 'em. Whoever invented the push-up bra must be a billionaire. This one is probably the biggest illusion of them all. Yeah… shorty got on that tight ass shirt… top 3 buttons unbuttoned… and BAM! There they are, right in your face. Dependin' on how she looks, you'll probably notice those firsts before you see her face (and if she isn't that attractive then it's probably intentional). They look so perfect… judging from how much Johnson & Johnson she must've rubbed on the clevage area right before she put her clothes on. BUT… once again… time to see the goods… and it's not all good. She (or you, depending on your sexual situation) unhook that bra and them shits look like they're tryin' to commit suicide off of her chest via a bungee jump. You're lookin' like, "whoa… those are NOT the same titties I saw at the club the other night". But unfortunately, they are. And depending on her shape, it can either make or break the overall physique once she's butt-ass. She lay down and both breasts part like they're havin' a disagreement. And I've noticed that usually the women who flaunt their tig ol' bitties the most don't have no bunz (see: Ass). Diamonds might be a girl's best friend, but gravity aint.

HEIGHT - Now, I'm a tall guy. 6'1 to be exact. Might not seem that tall, but standing next to a female it makes a big difference. I don't have anything against short chicks or people in general, but them damn stilettoes be throwin' me off. For one, they definitely add to that whole Ass deception (along with the denim). But, once again, if you're a guy (like me) who happens to be more into the vertically inclined women then it messes with everything. A 5'5 chick can easily be 5'8 in the club. Then you go pick her up… you know what… eff that… you go to "make it happen" and this midget walk her naked ass outta the bathroom. As a tall dude, that can pose a problem for many reasons. Don't get me wrong, I'd rather be with a cute short chick than a fugly tall one. But certain things just don't look right when together. I'm not tryin' to look like opposite ends on your cell phone signal when in public with you. Just a preference.

HAIR - Ahhh, the most debated one. India.Arie made a song about it. Spike Lee included a segment about it in School Daze. There are books about it. But DAMN a good weave is undectable. I don't care if it's short, long, straight, nappy (yes, "nappy"… the term that was used by Blacks before Imus used it as a term of degredation… accept it and embrace it), or whateva. I just wanna know… which one is really yours? And if you're secure about it, why try to hide it? And usually fellas have to find out about this one the hard way because she'll tell you in the middle of hittin' it, "watch my hair!" Then there are other scenarios: pickin' her up for the 1st time after yall met, seeing her get ready while waitin' for her in the crib, walkin' around the grocery store with that scarf, etc. Ladies yall might not believe it, but often certain hair styles, colors, etc. can make you look like two different people. I love the 'locs, twists, etc. and all other natural hair styles. But all I'm sayin' is, meeting you with the Haiwaiian silky # 5 one week, and then pickin' you up with the fresh dark caeser the next, can catch a brotha off guard.

Ok, so there you have it… the 5 major deceptions. Now, this post wasn't meant to hate, degrade, or any other nonsense you sensitive heffas are gonna come up with. But simply point out the things that fellas are often fooled by when meeting a woman in a public social function. It's one of the reasons why it's best to approach a women in her more "natural" state: in a grocery store, in her work uniform, in the gym, etc. Not only that, they tend to be more open and inviting to conversation. Because often women mask more than just their physical appearance, but their personality as well when meeting them in a social function. It seems that when it's time to "dress up", the attitude comes along with the outfit and it's quite annoying, pre-mature, vain, and DECEPTIVE. Why be sadidy just because you have a skirt on with your boobs out? Fellas, you can catch these same heffas in the aforementioned situations outside of a club, and they are the most shy and insecure creatures. It's quite laughable. Fellas don't have anything to hide, and even if we tried, we CAN'T. You aint gonna think a brotha is diesel just because he got a smedium shirt on. With us, what you see is what you get. And ladies, I know, for the most part you can't help the way you look. You are simply trying to alter (or re-adjust) the physical perception just a tad to your liking. You often feel unassured about many things that men don't know about, and most of it trickles down from how you were taught (mothers, grandmothers, etc). Women have taken upon this mentality due to the tradition to fulfill a man's desires blah blah blah blah blah… FUCK OUTTA HERE! HA! Save that sad ass shit for another ninja. I'm lookin' out for my manz and 'em on this one.

So the next time yall in the club/bar/lounge fellas… remember… don't let the yak fool ya. There are Megatrons all over that place. And if she aint talkin' about pluckin', save your money and "roll out" (c) Optimus Prime
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Monday, May 21, 2007 
i know alot of people read my bulletins, more then i know because some respond randomly, some dont. i also know ima piss some random chick deep in my friendslist off with this one. but if u know me, u know i dont give a fuck...

im tired of these goin to these chicks pages and these bitches have jesus backgrounds, all praises due to the lord on their page, headlines and display names of religous nature...

then u click on their photo albums...

and these chicks are bent over with dirty mixmatched bra and panty sets, with their little daughters in the background smiling in their dirty ass rooms with 4 foot high piles of clothes, as they slut their selves out for the myspace, yahoo, pax, facebook, whatever else masses.

and before u come with that bullshit, its not just the young bitches, or the hood rats. its plenty of what niggas consider to be "pretty" internet chicks on the same shit.

and dont talk about youtube. bitch how you 17 dancing in your spongebob thongs, once again in a dirty ass room, with your 2 fuckin kids playin in the background?

do u realize what your teachin your daughters? to be a fuckin smut like their moms.

now im not a fuckin angel, but i understand the importance of respecting religon AND your seeds.

dont get me wrong like i dont appreciate eye candy as much as the next dude. but have some fuckin decency to put the kids to sleep first and not talk that high and mighty bullshit on sunday, after u just sucked and fucked some random nigga from the club on saturday.

ya diggggg? and fuck you if your mad.

got me missin the new episode of the sopranos and shit...
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Saturday, January 27, 2007 

thats right. i said it...

people need to grab a dictionary and look up the word "different"...

now im not talkin about being a weirdo...im talkin about being a sheep in the flock...

everybody wants to wear the same shit. shop at the same shops. wear the same shoes. lace them up the same way. wear their hair the same way. walk, talk, act, eat, drink, sleep, party, club all the same as everybody else...

you people even go out and buy the same cars as everybody else...now how lame is that? following thousands of dollars worth of trends...

this has become the United States of Mr Me Too's...

shit makes life so boring...

and if its boring for me just watching...i can imagine how boring it is for you to live it...

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 
dude, the white man is a funny muthafucka...hes the real terrorist...just ask the Iraqi's...boy they hate so bad when they get one upped, especially by somebody black...they never let the shit go...

'Terrorist' lauded at CCNY
By MIKE JACCARINO and KAREN ANGEL
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

City College center named for Assata Shakur, known as Joanne Chesimard when she was convicted.

These days, Joanne Chesimard is known as Assata Shakur, but she's had dozens of other aliases in a life on the run.
She now lives in Cuba, a guest of dictator Fidel Castro, and carries a $1 million price tag for her capture and return to prison in the U.S.

She's a convicted cop killer who left behind a lifetime of pain for the family of New Jersey State Trooper Werner Foerster.

But in at least one corner of City College, Chesimard is a hero, honored and remembered.

Her latest alias enshrines theGuillermo Morales/Assata Shakur Community Center at the City University of New York's flagship campus.

It's a punch to the gut that has furious police groups demanding the publicly funded institution strip away the Black Liberation Army militant's name.

"We use tax dollars to support an institution that indemnifies a cold-blooded terrorist?" asked Dave Jones, president of the New Jersey State Troopers Fraternal Association.

"She's a cowardly, cold-blooded convicted murderer who's part of a murdering sect," he said. "She's no different from those people who flew those planes into those towers and destroyed all those innocent lives."

Shakur was sentenced to life for her role in the the 1973 murder of Foerster.

Foerster was shot twice at point-blank range with his own weapon when he pulled over a car carrying Chesimard and other activists on May 2, 1973, on the Jersey Turnpike.

His partner, James Harper, was wounded.

She was freed in a daring 1979 prison break and fled to Cuba. Last year, the feds put her on the terrorist watch list with a $1 million reward for her capture.

The Morales/Shakur Center got its name in 1989, a reward to radical students who took over City College's North Academic Center to protest a proposed tuition hike.

Guillermo Morales was a member of the FALN, a violent group advocating independence for Puerto Rico. He fled to Mexico after breaking out of Bellevue Hospital even after losing his fingers while making a bomb. He now also lives in Cuba.

Today, the center named for Morales and Shakur is shared by three groups - Students for Educational Rights, the Student Liberation Action Movement and Dominicans 2000. CCNY says it has no intention of renaming the center.

A spokeswoman also said the complaints from cops are the first the college has heard.

"This is not the college or the administration's idea of a good name for this room, but we believe the university is a place to discuss and argue ideas, some of which are not widely supported," said school spokeswoman Mary Lou Edmondson.

But police groups said Shakur was not about ideas - she was about killing.

"It's disgusting that an institute of higher learning whose main goal is to educate people would dedicate a room to a person whose main goal in life was to take lives, especially those of people who wear the uniform," said Patrick Lynch, president of the New York Patrolmen's Benevolent Association.

Students who use the center today were a little fuzzy on who it's named for.

Freshmen Jeimy Gutierrez, 18, and Angela Morel, 17, members of the Student Liberation Action Movement, said they did not know Shakur is a wanted terrorist who killed a New Jersey trooper.

"I'm surprised," said Angela. "I didn't know. I'm going to do some research."

"I'm going to look into it," Gutierrez echoed.

But the center's older advisers know who she is.

Center Director Rodolfo Leyton argues that Shakur was framed.

"The legal system makes mistakes all the time," he said, insisting many black activists were jailed on trumped-up charges.

"She's seen as a hero to most of the people in her community - Harlem, the South Bronx, Brooklyn, wherever people of color are," Leyton said.

The New Jersey State Police said Chesimard is no hero.

"I would hope these college students do the appropriate research in terms of what transpired with regards to the murder of Werner Foerster," said Capt. Al Della Fave, a spokesman for the New Jersey State Police. "I think if they did, they'd think twice about supporting her. Basically, she's a terrorist."

and if youre a dumb fuck, and dont know who Assata Shakur is, or why shes NOT GUILTY...kill yourself, and then google the name...
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Monday, December 11, 2006 

Maybe I am really as smart as everybody says I am...maybe I am just different...different how? Fuck nigga I dont know... Maybe I am just as crazy and angry as the other half of the people say I am... Well fuck yeah, im mad. Whatever amount of the day and night im not sleep, im fucking mad nigga... Mad because the majority of the people that inhabit this land are fucking idiots...which brings me to my point...

FUCK YOUR OPINION!...

Real fucking talk son...Your opinon isnt shit. Your shits not valid. You know why? BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING OPINION!  Everybody's got one. Good or bad. Old people, young people....everybodys got a fucking opinion...Great people dont have opinions...Dr. King didnt have a fucking opinion. Malcom X didnt have a fuckin opinion. Ghandi didnt have a fucking opinion...Karl Marx, Aristotle, Freud...DIDNT HAVE OPINIONS....THEY HAD IDEALS...THAT THEY PUT TO PAPER...TO USE...IDEALS THAT THEY LIVED BY...Ideals that they would die for...THEY COULDNT BE SWAYED BECAUSE THEIR IDEALS WERE STRONG...SOMETHING THEY BELIEVED IN...

IM SICK OF THE BULLSHIT AND EVERYBODYS FUCKING OPINION...

Hip Hop is dead? Fuck outta here...Why? Because the south is making more/better music? Well for all you East Coast dick suckers, let them know you think Hip Hop is dead...STOP SUPPORTING THE BULLSHIT MUSIC. Stop riding Jay Z's dick when u think/know its a half ass album...STOP WATCHING BET AND MTV...If Hip Hop is fucking dead, why do u only have RAP songs on your page???? Stop supporting it...and i say RAP because....HIP HOP IS A CULTURE! NOT A FUCKING WAY OF RAPPING ON A MICROPHONE...RAP IS A BRANCH OF THE HIP HOP TREE...NOT FUCKING HIP HOP IN TOTAL....ASSHOLES...

You let the fucking white people make up catagories for YOUR music, and you follow in behind the pale faced devil so much, that you forget the meaning of YOUR CULTURE...

You know why RAP MUSIC sucks so bad now? Because YOU let the white muthafuckas come in with their money and influence your artists and culture....Influence what you listen too...Its no more passion...Its all about how many albums can be sold, and how many endorsments these artists can dick suck their way too...

"Hip Hop" isnt just dead as you say, youre whole fucking culture is dying...Go on the sneaker forums...The fucking white boys and asian girls are dressing just like you...Wearing the same shit your wearing....Youre no fucking different...Just part of the same trend while your wearing a different shade of skin...

Thats right muthafuckas...I can rhyme....BUT IM NOT A RAPPER...

And you muthafuckas wonder why I dont go outside.....

Currently listening:
More Fish
By Ghostface Killah
Release date: 12 December, 2006
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Thursday, August 24, 2006 

like most things in life, females bore me. me and my godbrother were sitting at the bar last night, half drunk, and we both said the same shit.

i guess these thristy niggas out here are ready to jump at/for anything with 2 tits and a ass, and females believe thats true for every dude...NOT!

stimulation is beyond just making my dick hard, shit, as horny as i am, anything can do that (no homo...). i want my mind stimulated. i want conversations about real shit. not just what the bitch at work said to piss you off, or what nigga grabbed your ass in the club last night...feel me? i want a fuckin buddy. somebody i can watch the football game with. somebody i can sit back and sip coronas on boring nights with. i want a chick that grabs the check like, i got it yo. i want a chick that yells at me when i fuck up, and loves me when i do right.

every chicks got a big ass and titties nowadays. just go to the clubs and look. so why do u think thats supposed to seperate you from the rest? whats so hard about bein a person, a real ass, stand up person, on top of bein a female? i know youre a woman, i know that when i talk to you, i know that when i look at you. tell me your problems, and ill tell you mine. tell me your dreams and fears, and ill hold you down. but why cant u do the same for me? why is every female so gotdamn superficial? fuck outta here. u bore me with that bullshit, and dont do anything but waste my time with it. fuck the rules, and fuck what the last nigga did to you. IM NOT HIM. im my own nigga, and i move in my own direction. word.

 

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 

YO WHATS UP WITH THESE OLD PEOPLE, WOMEN ESPECIALLY, LOOKIN AT ME ALL CRAZY BECAUSE I HAVE A FEW......DOZEN TATTOOS? I MEAN, NONE OF MY SHIIT IS CRAZY, NO NAKED WOMEN OR GUNS OR DUMB SHIIT LIKE THAT...



CASE AND POINTS. I WAS AROUND MY PEOPLES SHOP NOT TO LONG AGO, AND I WAS HELPIN OUT A CUSTOMER, AND I HAD ON MY WIFE BEATER CUZ IT WAS FUCKIN HOT...SO THIS LADY STARTS GOIN ON AND ON ABOUT MY TATTOOS, AND HOW I USED TO BE SUCH A GOOD GUY ( ), AND HOW SHES SO DISAPPOINTED IN ME. FIRST OF ALL OLD HAG, I DONT KNOW YOU. EVERYBODY THINKS IM THEIR DAMN STEP-GRANDCHILD BECUASE MY PEOPLE HAVE A BUISNESS IN THE HOOD, BUT I DONT REMEMBER HALF THESE DAMN PEOPLE. SECOND OF ALL, AND I ASKED HER, SINCE I HAVE TATTOOS, IM A "BAD GUY" NOW? AND SHE SAYS NO, BUT CONTINUES TO GO ON AND ON ABOUT HER DISAPPOINTMENT....I SHOULDA SNATCHED HER DAMN PURSE TO CONFIRM HER JUDGEMENTS, BUT SHE WOULDA JUST TOLD MY MOMS, SO THAT WAS NO GOOD...



AND TODAY, IM WALKIN AROUND MY JOB, WIFE BEATER, CUZ ITS STILL WARM, AND THIS OLD LADY IS COMIN TOWARDS ME. NOW MIND YOU THE SIDEWALK IS EMPTY IN OUR PATH, BUT THIS OLD LADY WAS SHOULDER LEANIN, BREAKIN HER ANKLES TO MOVE FURTHER TO THE SIDE AWAY FROM ME, LIKE SHE THOUGHT I WAS ABOUT TO SNATCH HER OLD ASS UP....WTF? AND U KNOW WHAT SHE SAID WHEN SHE WALKED PAST ME? "GOD BLESS YOU MY SON"...WTF? NOW I KNOW IMA EVIL MUTHAFUCKA, BUT SHE DOESNT KNOW THAT, SO MORE THEN LIKELY SHE WAS BASING THIS SHIIT OFF MY TATTS...SO IM THE DEVIL NOW CUZ I HAVE A FEW......DOZEN TATTOOS? I MEAN, COULD SHE SMELL THE EVIL ON ME? OR DID SHE JUST SEE THE INK ON ME?



STOP DISCRIMINATING ON ME BECAUSE I HAVE ART ON MY BEAUTIFUL GOLDEN SKIN. NEXT OLD LADY THAT PULLS THAT SHIIT, IS GETTIN THE FALSE TEETH SLAPPED OUT HER MOUTH...AND THEN IMA TAKE HER DAMN PURSE, JUST CUZ THATS WHAT SHES EXPECTING ME TO DO...THATS MY WORD...EARLY!!!!!!

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Monday, August 14, 2006 

Current mood:  aggravated

Ã?Flavor Flav with a white girl, thatÃ?s wack / Gotta put that nigga in the back of my Cadillac / Take him to the hood where itÃ?s action packed / Let him know that targetÃ?s still on his back.Ã? Ã? Ice Cube

okay, lets look beyond the blatent disregard VH1 and the black women participating on the show show for black people as a whole, but why every time Flavor is isolated on camera, he has a fucking big, greasy piece of fried chicken in his hand. why everytime this asshole goes out to dinner, or out on a date, a random bucket of KFC appears?

and i dont want to hear that "cuz thats what he likes to eat" bullshit. they could just as well put a piece of watermelon in his other hand, and a black-face kool aid man with dreadlocks in the background. is this the same dude that was in one of the leading revolutionary rap groups? is this the same dude that said "911 is a joke?" what the fuck does he think he is now? a big fucking joke. just something for white people to sit back and snicker at. chuck d should knock the golds out this assholes mouth. that show is disgusting. were not even gonna touch on the way the smuts on there act, how they choose to represent black women when a camera is in front of their face. and that white bitch from rancho cucamonga or however you spell it, that talks like shes from brooklyn needs to kill herself, quick fast in a hurry.

can you still not understand why white people look at and think of us the way that they do? this is the type of shit we let them put on tv to represent us. no black dramas. no black comedies, but we have an ingnorant nigga eating chicken, and dmx on tv high off crack and acting like an idiot half the fucking time.

i guess the revolution really isnt gonna be televised. were too busy laughin at flavor flav.

Furiou$tylez

 

 

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Friday, August 11, 2006 

Current mood:  accomplished
50 Ways You Know Your A Sneaker Head

1. The first thing you notice on everyone is their shoes.
2. When you walk into class people occasionally say Another Pair?!?
3. The teachers even notice when you get new shoes.
4. Instead of taking the shortcut with your friends in the grass or dirt you walk all the way around the cement.
5. Your parents get really mad when you get another pair of shoes.
6. When somebody insults your shoes, you stuck up for them like they are your children.
7. You constantly look at peoples shoes when you walk by them.
8. Before you go out, you think for a good 10 15 minutes about which sneakers you should wear.
9. You do not wear certain sneakers to parties/clubs because you are afraid someone is going to step on them.
10. You do not wear White/Clear sole shoes in the rain.
11. You keep every single pair of shoes in the box stuffed.
12. When people you know (or even strangers) who always see you, look at you, and then look directly down to your feet to see what your shoe you are wearing.
13. Most of the time your shoes are the main center attraction.
14. You feel insulted when someone says Theyre JUST shoes!
15. You want multiple pairs of the same shoe.
16. You browse eBay daily to find that HG (Holy Grail).
17. You are willing to spend good money on your HG in NDS (Near Dead stock) condition.
18. You know at least 2 people in every shoe store you go to.
19. Your paintings are shoe themed.
20. You could have bought a small car for the amount you spent on your collection.
21. You get really defensive about any damage to your shoes.
22. You save up your lunch money over a month to buy a new pair.
23. You look down at your shoes every 5 minutes.
24. Your drawer is full of shoe cleaners.
25. You skip appointments to go to the mall because new pair of Jordans are being released.
26. You know what NT and ISS stands for.
27. You sit and keep turning your foot to the side to look at your shoes.
28. You know a fake shoe when you see it.
29. Your background in your computer is a Jordan.
30. You think that guys that have wear Air Jordans are hot even without looking at their face.
31. You go to the mall for silica packs and tell the lady that its for a school project because they wont give you any otherwise.
32. You check the weather before you go out so you know what shoe you should wear.
33. You put an extra insole in your Jordans to not rub off the Jumpman in the insole.
34. You take a traveling cleaning kit when you are on the road.
35. You limp when you walk to prevent creasing.
36. You clean your shoes after every wear.
37. You learned the roman numerals from the Air Jordan series.
38. 23 is one of your favorite numbers.
39. When you are bored in class and someone says something about shoes you listen.
40. You never try to get any of your shoes dirty.
41. You take your shoes off and walk when it suddenly starts raining in school to walk to your car.
42. You have a whole frame of Jordan retro cards.
43. You carry an Eastbay, Brand Jordan, or Sole Collector magazine in your backpack.
44. You know all the release dates for Jordans.
45. You get mad when people say Jordans are a waste of money.
46. When you buy a new pair of shoes you take pictures of them.
47. You write poems of your shoes.
48. You visit ISS and NT Forums.
49. You know what DS, OG, SMH, & MJ stands for.
50. You know when Michael Jordans birthday is.

man the truth hurts. i guess im a sneakerhead, are you?
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