The tip in the envelope that was left for me n the cash drawer at work from over the week-end? FIFTY BUCKS. (wtfbbq)

The look on the manager's face when he saw it? PRICELESS.

Yes, I plan on NEVER letting any of them forget this.

Well, I finally bit the big one and set up a Facebook page. Because Jaylene at work wanted me to.

..Scott Heigel

Create Your Badge..

I need Facebook friends!

We just found the partially mummified partial remains of our dead cat in the basement.

BRB, have to go retch now.

My first ever YouTube upload, starring Shoshanna Quackenbush!

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“See You Next Tuesday”

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I will see you next Tuesday

Unless I change my mind

Or I come to my senses

And I leave you behind

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For you’ve been the shadow

Always dogging my steps

Blocking out all my vision

So I can’t see what’s next

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I have lingered here too long

With these empty insides

Your ghost always telling me

There’s no place I can hide

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But I cast you out now

Old dogs can change their ways

You’ll be waiting a long time

I won’t see you next Tuesday

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Begorrah!

It be Saint Paddy's Day! I be having the day off, it be sixty degree outside, I be wearing me Loreena McKennitt shirt, it be time to celebrate with a wee bit o' green!

Slainte, bitches!

So yesterday I work I was talking to these guests who said that they were in town for a concert at The Corning Museum of Glass. I happened to remember that it was Eileen Ivers playing, a giant in the Celtic music world. She was the fiddle player in Riverdance and has played on a Paula Cole song. It turns out that the people were friends of someone in the band and new her...

And when I got to work today, waiting for me was an aurographed copy of the simple progam book from Eileen and a few of her band! Best fucking tip anyone has ever left me at a hotel.

So there you have it, world.

American history has just been made. Good luck to you, Mr. Obama.

I just wish that I didn't cringe still every time someone mentions equality.

I also haven't seen J-Baxt in the throngs, and I've been a-looking!

Today's temperature..... is 10 degrees. And that's the high for the rest of the week. Close your legs up there in Alaska, Sara Palin!

In other news, if anyone in, say, the Florida keys/Texas/California/other warm places needs a house guest, just let me know. This arctic shit is whack.

The Queen's Christmas Message 2008





The Queen makes her 56th Christmas broadcast to the nations

I love Her Royal Fierceness.