TOP 20 #3: TOP 20 REASONS WHY I DON'T GO TO THE CLUB ANYMORE, OK LEMME KEEP IT REAL, WHY I DONT GO AS MUCH AS I USED TO!!!!
1) FAMILIAR FACES:
I'm tired of seein the same mutha fuckas everywhere i go. Damn!!
2) VIOLENCE:
If I wanna see niggaz gettin they azz whooped i'll go watch Ultimate Fighting!! AND EVERY BODY GETTING SHOT!!! DAMN
3) WOMEN:
Alot of you in there ain't tryin to get hollered at cause u think all of us are about one thing, aint don't nobody comment sayin i aint got no game, cause i do!!!!! I've had plenty who wanted to leave the club,but just like some say men in the club aint sh*t, well a lotta ya'll women in there isn't either.
4) DRINKS:
The drinks for the most part are too damn expensive, and secondly mixed drinks and liquor get watered down!!! so if i wanna get crunk, drunk, twisted, ripped, or whatever, well lemme hit my 151 and 211 in the whip before i get out.
5) ONCE AGAIN THE WOMEN:
OKAY!!!!!! I know this sounds cocky but, im tired of lil young chick grabbin my ass and playin hard to get, im tired of it, be a woman and flirt with me in a mature way, cause if i grab, u, 70% of the time it's gone be some sh*t
6) COCK BLOCKERS:
NOW THIS SHIT IS AMAZING!!!!!!!! I'M NOT TALKIN BOUT THE GUYS SO MUCH, BUT I'M TIRED OF EVERYTIME I SEE SOMETHING HOT ON THE FLOOR FEELING ME AND STARTS VIBING WIT ME, AND GETTING REAL CLOSE, HER GIRLFRIEND (LOVER), OR GIRLFRIENDS (FRIENDS) COME AND PULL HER AWAY, OR JUST PUSH ME OUT THE WAY!!!!!!!!!, Sad to say but, like trick daddy said, "ol dikey bitch like you, I'll fight a bitch like you!!!!" OH YEAH AND WHEN DUDES DO THE SAME THING TOO!!
7) PARKING:
This probably should be #20 but fuck it im gone mention it because it costed me $120.00 one night!!! I got towed!!!! damn!!!!!!!!!!! I could've went to a strip club and got sucked and everything for that much!!!!!!!! well parking is a bitch!!!
8) LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
This for ya'll when u see somebody in the club u fuckin wit or used to fuck wit, and just don't wanna be bothered with them, atleast not that night. fellas and ladies can relate to this, u see that person who u know and they wanna be on your azz the whole night!!!!! Can i live????? Can i breathe????????????
9) FALSE ADVERTISING:
I'm tired of flyers that be promoting one thing, and when u get to the spot, there something totally different than whats being advertised like, three 6 maffia @ THE LIMELIGHT, and u don't see them niccaz no where!!!! Bullshit, or Meagan Goode @ the edge, Bullshit!!!!!!!!! I've been to plenty of these shits and haven't seen one damn celebrity, !!!!!! Ok well i've seen a couple, but ya'll no what i mean!! Or antother one is " Everybody Free b4 11 and the doors don't open until 10:45
10) STINKING AZZ PEOPLE
This should've probably been #1, but there are alot of filthy people in the club. I mean just not anygood hygiene habits at all!!!!!!!! Body odor is such a turn off. Yes there are females in there faunky as well as the fellaz.
11) DRESS CODE:
This really isn't a problem for me but sometimes it is or for the people i roll with. Now im not blaming my crew, cause sometime i be like, yeah u straight, and then some unstylish sack of muscles is like, naw u can't get in. Or the same club that switches up there dress code so much it's hard to keep up!!!!
12) GOLDDIGGERS:
Well I'm gone keep it real, i aint no baller like that, but i do have some dough to blow every now and again, and just because im buying up some shit, or I enter the VIP cause i don't wanna wait, Dont' be commin up to me like "whats really good???" I'll play ya!!! Sorry ladies most of this is coming from a guys perspective :)
13) RACISM:
YOU DON'T WANNA LEMME IN HERE CAUSE IM BLACK HUH??? This is for them white owned clubs when they don't want no niggaz in there. They be like :Do you have a member ship"?????????? Sorry i gotta keep it real!!!!!!!!!!!! Or i do think it's kinda messed up when i a kool azz white dude go to the club, and other brothers start hating, ESPECIALLY IF HE GOT A SISTER!! Or if i'm talking to a white girl, Ya'll sisters go krazy!!!!!!! YA'LL BE READY TO HANG ME!!!! We need to stop this madness, everybody!!!!! WE ARE ALL ONE RACE THE HUMAN RACE!!!!!! AND KNOW MATTER WHAT YA COLOR IS, I HATE AND LOVE EVERYBODY THE SAME!!
14) THE DJ/ MUSIC:
CAN I PLEASE GET SOMEBODY WHO KNOW WHATS HOT AND WHAT'S NOT. Some dj's are just horrible, they don't know how to keep a party going!! Either you're up on thangs or you're not!!!
15) TIGHT:
LITTLE ASS CLUBS OR DANCE FLOORS. Look i'd rather they just stop letting people in cause when i can't move then i just get so uninspired!!
16) DANCING:
Now i know everybody ain't got rhythm, but if the space is small don't be dancing all over the place and knockin me upside my head. Just keep it in one spot, and people steppin all over my shoes!!!!!!!!! damn!!!!!
17) Couples:
All i want to know is, why do couples or those in serious relationships go to singles night spots, or bonafied clubs together. That aint nothing but trouble in the making. I've never did this sh*t and I won't ever understand it, but if any of you all would like to try then please respond and be my guest!!!!!
18) CLOSING:
Well where im at in nc, too man clubs close too early!!, generally between 2am -3am. I don't know bout ya'll but i like to party all night!! Thats me!!!
19) HUNGRY:
There is never ever, any good places to go and get something banging to eat, in NC!!!!!!!
20) TIRED!!!!!!
After a wild and krazy night at the club, I am no damn good for the next day, especially if I............. well any way thats about it so i'm gonna leave on that note!!!!!!!!
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO RESPOND!!!!!!!!!