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Sunday, November 01, 2009
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 Not only was it the scariest day of the year besides my upcoming 30th birthday in March, but also it's the weekend anniversary. We are celebrating our 3rd year anniversary here at the Fatal 4-Way. We started out as just the Wrestling Blog while we hunted down for a name. Originally our four-some was The Sarge, The Game, myself, and The Polish Prince. Then the Polish Prince had to concentrate on school and we tried out having Violet write for us, only same thing...life got in the way. We miss them and hope that maybe they'll pop in again for us. This year we welcome The Hitman, and has turned out to be a great fit. He's on his honeymoon this week so he is absent. But regardless I know he would have loved to celebrate with us. I also realize our ghoulish banner this week, I forgot last week so you're getting it this week! Haha! There is a bit of news regarding Jeff Hardy, but I'm going to hold off until next weekend as he has a court date this week, but lets just say, things are looking better for the Enigma! So lets get this party started, shall we?
***the views and opinions expressed in "Boot Camp" are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But....If you're gonna get all emo over it, then just run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!**BOOT CAMP Okay then. So, how's everybody doing this week? I almost can't believe we've been doing this thing for three years now! That takes dedication. It takes loyalty....and I'd expect nothing less from my troops. You've been hanging in there, taking everything I throw at you, week in and week out....and you all keep coming back for more. That either makes you incredibly enthusiastic, or unbelievably stupid. I'll let you be the judge. I have to say, I'm getting to this a little late because I set myself up for some volunteer time at the pet store down the road. They were having this big Halloween shindig there with kitty adoptions, charity donations and among other activities...face painting! I had signed up to volunteer as a face painter because it sounded like something I'd have fun with, and I have an artistic side, so it seemed perfect. I mean, you've all seen my work when I painted myself like the Ultimate Warrior, LOD or The Boogeyman in the past. This sounded like it was right up my alley! All I had to do was put up with little kids all day. I couldn't show up drunk, so I just had to psyche myself up and hope that maybe one or two of the people I painted on were cute chicks. I did get lucky as couple times, but other than that, it was just kids who wouldn't know what they really wanted even if it was shoved up their asses and vibrating hard enough to chip their baby teeth! Believe me, I was tempted to draw penises on all their faces and have a good laugh, but with the "para-mentals" seated at ringside, I had to behave myself. So, here I am finally getting around to kicking this bitch out. In preparation for this week's edition, all I had for guidance was Diva's suggestion that I keep it short. Here I am, already about a page in and I haven't said squat. About time I got down to brass tacks, eh? ====================================================== The big news of the week, of course, was Hulk Hogan's press conference regarding his big return to wrestling....in TNA! I sat through all two hours of this week's Impact just for the last five minutes or so when Hogan's press conference, and the end of the world as we know it, took place. Hogan was introduced by none other than Eric fucking Bischoff, who must be the P.T. Barnum to Hogan's Siamese twins...and by that, I mean Hogan's ego is so big, it's practically his conjoined twin. It's so big, it has its own MySpace page. It creates its own gravitational pull. Hogan is the black hole of the wrestling world. Nothing can escape, not even light, and that unfortunately includes TNA. Now, the whole multi-player circle jerk only lasted a few minutes. Bischoff introduced Hogan. Hogan did his schtick, complete with pink bandanna and matching shirt. He's really milking the fuck out of this Breast Cancer Awareness shit! Real douche bags wear pink, boys and girls! Anyway, Hogan introduced the MILF-tastic TNA President, Dixie Carter, and she went on to talk further about what a prize it was to score Hulk Hogan for TNA. No real definite word yet on if he will be actually competing in the ring, or just working with the talent in other ways. There's no doubting Hogan's influence could be good for TNA. It could help the company rise to levels never seen before. However, Hogan is also a notorious control freak and has to micro-manage everything so badly, it could make TNA suffer worse than it ever has. Hogan in TNA is going to be a double-edged sword, and if Bischoff comes along with the package....God help us all! It's going to be the resurrection of WCW. That, my friends, is a BAD thing! Bad....for TNA. ====================================================== I didn't get to say anything last week, so now is the time. A big "What's Up!" to our team mate, The Hitman and props on his recent nuptials. I had no idea! He's on his honeymoon now, possibly laying the ground work for the next generation of awesomeness. That's my non-descript way of saying he's probably tappin' some serious booty. Either way....I wish him all my best! ====================================================== I don't have much to say about RAW last week because I tuned it out for the most part. The co-hosts were a couple of NASCAR drivers, and I think NASCAR is some of the dumbest shit ever conceived. It's like WrestleMania for trailer park folk. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haaaaaawwwwww!!!! Only some mush-brained cousin fucker would find entertainment in watching a bunch of cars turn left for three hours...driving 500 miles and going really nowhere! It's just a huge waste of gas, in my opinion. With gas prices what they are lately, NASCAR is almost a criminal abuse of resources. The whole organization should be investigated by the State Department and taken down for good. Maybe the price of fuel in America will go down a few cents once we stop paying Jethro and Jim Bob to fill their tanks and drive in a fucking circle all day long! But, that's just me.... ====================================================== Okay, troopers. I think I have offended enough people for one week. Time to hit the old dusty trail. I know tonight is Halloween, but by the time you read this, it will be Sunday and all that remains are the hangover from your drunken adventures and the streets littered with the guts and shrapnel of a hundred vandalized Jack-O-Lanterns. So, I guess...happy Daylight Savings Time, then. If you live in a place in the world that observes that "spring forward, fall back" mentality, I hope you remembered to set your clocks back. Otherwise, you totally just fucked yourself out of a free extra hour of sleep! I'll catch up with you next time, troops! Until then, you're DISMISSED!! ===================================================================================== Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops......it's time to stand up and sound off!! I'll make you famous! >:) Until next time, this is The Sarge.....reminding you: Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. Happy Anniversary to us!!! For three years we've rocked this blog with great wrestling opinions, and commentaries. For three years we've had a lot of fun, and has some very humorous moments. I'm very proud of all who has contributed to this. Who would have thought that I started this little thing just to help me deal with my grandmother's death four years ago. So a big thank-you to my team!
Instead of pulling out the stops and doing something special, I want to commentate on what's been going down lately in the wrestling industry. Shane McMahon: As far as I see it, he's smart to get out now because he knows, just like the rest of us, that Triple H and Stephanie run the company. And when I say Triple H and Stephanie, I just mean Triple H. McMahon knows to get out while he still can and if he's smart he'll find a more exciting industry that won't sink from under him and team up with Dana White or Strikeforce. Go MMA Shane! Go MMA! Diva's Draft: I don't get it! I can understand moving Beth Phoenix and Mickie James to SmackDown, to freshen up their careers. And I can understand Melina going back to RAW, as well as Rosa to ECW (where the useless Diva's go to die...poor Katie Lea). What I can't figure out is how can RAW benefit from having the Bella Twins? Neither of them can wrestle. They model and clap very well but their contribution is nadda. So now RAW has a plethora of baby-face Divas, Melina, Gail Kim, Kelly Kelly, Brie & Nikki Bella, and Eve. Currently outnumbering only two heel Diva's, Jillian & Alicia Fox. Now only three of those Diva's have any talent and that's Melina, Kelly & Jillian. Now more than ever we need Maryse back. This draft has totally left me agog. Over on SmackDown it's almost the opposite problem. For Babyfaces they have Mickie James and Maria. Against heel Diva's, Michelle McCool, Beth Phoenix, Layla and Natalya. And only Phoenix, Natalya and Mickie have talent. But Mickie has been unhappy for a long time and seems to be messing up more. My guess is, that it's due to no longer having the heart to produce good matches. A side effect of not being happy. I would love to see a match between Natalya and Beth Phoenix. It's probably one of my dream matches. Two major powerhouse women, putting on a great match based on strength and not tricks. As far as I'm concerned, Natalya has yet to see sufficient amount of ring time, and that pisses me off. As much as I want to see the Glamazon vs. Neidhart, the WWE will fuck it up. It won't be booked right and all we'll get is one 5-minute match (including entrances) and that's it. So much potential...gone! And for the record, Eve has man-hands! The Beautiful People: Really need freakin' help! Lacey Avon Erich has totally ruined TBP. I think TNA would have been better off just letting Velvet Sky and Madison Rayne take over and go it alone. I would have even excepted a heel turn for Christy Hemme to join the two over von Erich. It's sad really. A great stable, probably one of the best in a long time, ruined. Reduced to starting food fights in the backstage area and a dumb blonde with big fucking tits who fumbles the simple task of running to the ring for a run-in (edited out of TV). Their six-Knockout tag a few weeks back saw both Rayne and Sky in the ring against Tara, ODB and Kong, but not once did Lacey get in that ring. Tsk! Tsk! LOVIN' IT: I have to say that the only reason I'm still interested in RAW right now is the fact that Jack Swagger, Kofi Kingston, The Miz and Evan Bourne have OWNED the entire show in the past few weeks. All of them having great matches. Matches worth watching. That foursome seem to be the only ones to actually do what they are suppose to be doing on a wrestling show. Wrestling and keeping it fun. Those four, along with MVP and the appearances of Chris Jericho, have generated some ray of hope in RAW. I'm proud to watch their matches. Nevermind John Cena or even Randy Orton, I'm watching it for Kofi, Swagger, The Miz, MVP, Bourne and Jericho.  I Don't Get It: At Bragging Rights in the 14-Man Tag Team match, each team of RAW & SmackDown wore their respective shows shirts. SmackDown in Blue and RAW in Red. The entire team of SmackDown was in blue, but only five members of the RAW team was in red. The two who were NOT in red, were DX. Shawn Michaels & Triple H. What makes them so fucking special that they got to wear DX shirts? I don't' care that their sucking Vince's cock backstage to get whatever the fuck they want, but they basically run down their opponents on SmackDown, which is what they're suppose to do, but they RAN DOWN THEIR OWN TEAM MATES!!! WTF? No wonder Team SmackDown fucking won their match. They were booked as a cohesive unit. No wonder Big Show turned on his team (besides the whole striking a deal with Teddy Long to become number one contender to the Undertaker's World Championship –yawn btw). I'm am so sick and tired of Shawn Michaels and Triple H, that the look of them makes me want to vomit! I'm sick of them running things, and doing whatever the fuck they want. Time to put an end to it, in my opinion. Oh and did anyone notice Kane grinning like he just had the best blow job in the world at the end of the SmackDown vs. RAW match @ Bragging Rights? ROFL! Motor City Machine Guns: HOLY CRAP! Great match two weeks ago on Impact against Jay Lethal & Consequences Creed in an Ultimate X tag team match for a tag team championship opportunity. I was highly impressed. In fact, that was the only match I watched that week. I had heard good stuff about it and it was a good match. I'm throwing it into the pile of my contenders for Match of the Year which will be revealed in our last blog of 2009. Matt Hardy: I am so glad to see him back in action, and winning again. Although he needs to dump the leech at his side. By leech I am talking about R-Truth. Go Matt Hardy, keep it up. Snoop Dogg: Um...What happened to Family Friendly television? Kyle Busch & Joey Logano: A sphincter Said What? No seriously, these two NASCAR Douche Bags guest hosted RAW this past week. I have some issues here. #1) Why the HELL is NASCAR in Buffalo? Wouldn't have made more sense to keep them in the inbred parts of the States like all southern states? #2) Why does the one who hasn't gone through puberty yet have to keep ragging on Canadians? It's likely he's just jealous because we're smarter and better looking and we don't talk like we're mentally retarded. NASCAR isn't even a sport, and I may be pulling a page out of Jeff Dunham's comedy routine, but all they do is drive real fast and make a left turn, and another left turn, and another left turn. There is no point. I guess their fans can only handle so much mental stimulation when inebriated by BUDWEISER. So very common. (Sorry Aunt Marg..I know you love NASCAR, but it makes zero sense to me). One More Thing: The Miz: I know I have already said that I love the Miz and all, but... What the Fuck is with the mouth guard? Does he not know that the last dude to wear a mouth guard in the WWE ended up over in TNA in one of the worst Old Man Factions in history? Kurt Angle wore one and it didn't end well for him. Miz...ditch the mouth guard, please! You look like a douche! Fun In The Falls: This past Tuesday, my sis, Colleen & I, went down to WWE Niagara Falls (Sans Passports—rofl) and met up with RAW Superstar, Evan Bourne & RAW Diva, Gail Kim. There weren't very many people out to see them as it was a Tuesday in October during school hours. But we benefited because they spent more time with us, chatting and taking pictures. It was great. I underestimated Gail Kim, she's a super nice person and very talkative. Evan was quiet but really nice, and oh so cute.  Well that's it folks for me. I am a sassy, saucy and sexy one and you're not! But in Life, There are Winners (Team SmackDown, Kofi, Swagger, Miz, Bourne, Jericho, MVP & Matt Hardy) and Their are Losers (NASCAR)...Be Jealous & Be Sexy!
That's it for this week. Thank-you for being a part of our little blog. We may not be family friendly like the WWE and we may not be filled with insane, over-used, washed-up writers like TNA, but we are here to bring you our fun, and often factual opinions on wrestling. We love this business and no matter what we try to express our feelings. Whether we sound pissed off or not, we still love this business. Cheers and heres to another year ahead of us.
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Sunday, October 25, 2009
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 Welcome back ma shizzel fo' nizzels! I know shut up, I'm too white for that. Anyways, we saw Snoop Dogg host RAW this week and all I can say is...So much for family friendly programming. Hey Eve, hand me my bag! Spark it! Lol!! Well it'll be just the three of this this weekend, but we did manage to track down the fourth member to get his predictions for the Bragging Rights Pay-Per-View, which, doesn't seem to be a half bad looking card to be honest with you. And of course we have those at the end our little publication. But where is said fourth member you all are wondering. Well The Hitman is off this weekend, getting hitched! That's right he's getting married. So Sarge, The Game and Diva are wishing them all the happiness in the world and congratulations to you both. Drink lots of champagne for us and we will find a way to toast you wherever we will be. Cheers Hitman and MRS. Hitman!
***the views and opinions expressed in "Boot Camp" are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But....If you're gonna get all emo over it, then just run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!** BOOT CAMP Yo yo yo, peepz! As the Japanese always say, "Wassahipponin'?!!! Okay, maybe not "always", but they've gotta say something like that once in a while. Right? Come ON!!!
Anyway, I hope all my troopers have had a great week so far. Mine has been off the hook, Cole! Seriously. Monday was kind of ordinary and RAW didn't help me feel any better with all the Snoop Dogg crap that was left lying on the floor by the time the show was over. Then came Tuesday and that's when business REALLY picked up. You see, ever since about 11AM this past Tuesday, my life has been dominated by WWE SmackDown VS RAW 2010. In anticipation for the biblical proportions of sheer awesomeness that awaited me, I took all this past week off from work. I know that's a total geek move, and something only World of Warcraft nerds would normally do. Okay then! I'm a nerd. A SmackDown VS RAW geek! I'm not ashamed of it. I'm glad I took all that time off because I have been insanely busy with everything that's going on in that beast of a game. It's an unprecedented step forward from previous installments. Possibly the best of all SmackDown VS RAW games ever made! I'll buy that for a dollar. Like any of you care about that. Moving along..... First of all, I would like to talk for a minute about this week's ECW. Part of it, anyway. You all know I have expressed mixed feelings about Tiffany, the ECW General Manager. She has her flaws, but really, who doesn't? I have them. We all have them. What got my blood rushing this week was how she stood her ground and laid down the law in front of both Chris Jericho and William Regal. She was borderline bitchy, but her resolve was firm and she never backed down. It was.....HOT! I've always thought Tiffany was sexy as Hell anyway, but now, I have even more reason to drool. ======================================== More from ECW.... Now for this week's "WTF Moment". Yoshi Tatsu is the new #1 contender for the ECW Championship! Ummm.....WHAT? That's got to be a typo. Wait. If it was a typo, why didn't I just go back and fix it? Could it be true? The guy with the goofiest fucking entrance music EVER is a main event player now? Wow. What's worse is he beat Zack Ryder to claim that spot. Honestly, I'd rather see Zack Ryder in the #1 contender spot. Did I miss something? I know I haven't been the best at staying up to date on my ECW viewing the last few weeks, but how did Ryder get taken out of the title picture? Last I heard, he WAS the #1 contender. So....what the fuck happened, and why is Yoshi Tatsu taking his place? Of all people? ======================================== A couple of funny things that happened during TNA this week. I know this probably has nothing to do with anything, but I thought it was funny that a commercial for WWE SmackDown VS RAW 2010 was shown a couple of times during TNA Impact. The other thing was the food fight between Taylor Wilde, Sarita and The Beautiful People. Yeah....a food fight. That's the fallout from Bound For Glory for these two teams? Really? Just one week after Hamada and Alissa Flash put on one of the most impressive women's matches I've ever seen, they pull out the bush league, WWE-esque shenanigans. People, leave the food fights to the SmackDown show during Thanksgiving week. TNA, you know you're better than that, and that's why I am shaking my finger at you!! What ground-breaking events are on the horizon now? TNA's first-ever Pudding Match? God help us! ======================================== Before I leave you this week, I want to talk about RAW for a bit. Not that I have anything bad to say, but I think you know me better than that by now. My attention span was drifting off in some weird direction on Monday night. Not more than 30 minutes into the show, and I had completely spaced what it was that brought Snoop Dogg to RAW. Diva and I were talking on MSN (like we do pretty much every Monday and Friday) and she had to remind me about Snoop's new CD that was coming out. THAT is why he was there! I guess what threw me off was the scene where Snoop, Santino and the Bella Twins were all chillaxin' backstage and supposedly, there was some "smoking" going on. The actual act was censored out by a cheezy "technical difficulties" sign that was put up on the screen. When they came back to the show, Snoop was talking about candles. I honestly thought he was there to help sell the fucking candles....most likely scented to mask the smell of pot smoke in the air. A real Snoop-tastic product, fo shizzle, nizzles! Aside from all that, the most we got out of Snoop's appearance as host of RAW was a few chances to see Nikki and Brie being sexy, but completely useless....and Santino being maybe even MORE useless...and a lot LESS sexy. I'm just sayin'! Seems to be the running pattern of events every night we have a guest host. Santino gets to horse around backstage like a homeless flasher, and the Bella Twins have apparently received the blessing from Vince himself to do nothing but rub elbows with all the future guests hosts. What ever happened to firing the dead weight on the roster? These three are long overdue. As much as I like Santino, he is getting really annoying and more than a little retarded lately. The Bella's are fun to look at (especially while playing in a hot tub!), but seriously...the rest of the Divas who actually DO SOMETHING each week have got to be pissed that those two more or less get the night off every Monday, but they still get paid like the rest of the Divas. ======================================== Alright, people. I'm going to head out of here for now. For those of you watching Bragging Rights tonight, I hope you enjoy it. Even Diva said she thinks the card doesn't look all that bad for once. I'm still not getting it. The team has provided their predictions for the PPV this week, including yours truly. Feel free to laugh your ass off as my predictions go swirling straight down the old poop shoot! You're welcome! .....and you're DISMISSED!! ===================================================================================== Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops......it's time to stand up and sound off!! I'll make you famous! >:) Until next time, this is The Sarge.....reminding you: Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Farewell Captain Lou and Shane The Game The sad news this week in the wrestling world Captain Lou Albano has died he passed away Tuesday and if that’s not enough Shane O Mac resigned his position with WWE as of January 1 2010 yesterday!! I mean Lou was a legend and death comes to all of us but Lou was a great man as talked about by many of his peers and well regarding the Shane situation it was talked about heavily in the locker rooms as of late and well some think by January 1 he will be working for TNA I believe this to be true I mean to stay a float and be a competitive organization you need a McMahon at the helm!! Lou was 76 when he died and Shane who’s about 40 some are sayin he is at his mid life crisis point who knows this all could be one big storyline to gain the upper hand with the WWE these days you never know!! Captain Lou was a one of a kind personality who had a 40+ year career in the wrestling business as a wrestler and manager. The “manager of champions” guided 15 different tag teams and 4 singles competitors to championship gold. Along with Cyndi Lauper, Albano helped pioneer the Rock ‘n’ Wrestling movement during the 1980s that helped the WWF become a part of mainstream pop culture. Upcoming RAW guest hosts include some NASCAR idiots and OZZY and well you know me well enough I'm gonna be skipping all the RAW's from now on until the OZ man cometh of course What else is going on lately…. Chuck Liddell was eliminated from the Dancing with the Stars show last week which is well good because he needs to focus on his come back and I hope shut Tito the F up!! Bound For Glory was from what I hear a great show I don’t really keep track unless Daffney or Raven are involved so hence why I don’t really give a shit about TNA however Daniels with that freaky bump from the Ultimate X match was brutal I haven’t seen video of this but again from what I was told OUCH!! Joe losing to Lesnar…oops I mean Lashley is complete bullshit!! Looking around for live results as the show went on I read claims of Lashley getting his ass booed but I dunno if TNA has the editing skills to edit out the boo’s like Kevin Dunn (Monkey in the truck)!!! Lastly I wanna talk about this Ted DiBiase thing I mean yes for a good year maybe less Legacy has been dominate but hey you people know the WWE Films policy they have to start shoving Marine 2 down our throats because December 29 is not that far off and they need to make Ted a legit good guy and screwing Orton and therefore keeping Cena on RAW is quite the way to do it wouldn’t you say!! This all began on RAW when Ted and randy went 1 on 1 then the next Ted tried to help Randy and failed at it. Again I didn’t watch RAW the last 2 weeks so I could be wrong but look for Bragging Rights to be Ted’s time to shine!! Adios Game
Finally the last installment. Find out who number 1 is and who made the top 10. First off, your usual recap... #50- Doug Williams (TNA) #49- Tommy Dreamer (WWE) #48- Dolph Ziggler (WWE) #47- Rob Terry (TNA) #46- Abyss (TNA) #45- Kane (WWE) #44- Jay Lethal (TNA) #43- Brutus Magnus (TNA) #42- Primo (WWE) #41- Chris Sabin (TNA) #40- Rhino (TNA) #39- Alex Shelly (TNA) #38- Cody Rhodes (WWE) #37- Santino Marella (WWE) #36- James Storm (TNA) #35- Carlito (WWE) #34- Robert Roode (TNA) #33- Shawn Michaels (WWE) #32- Bobby Lashley (TNA) #31- Eric Young (TNA) #30- Hernandez (TNA) #29- Ted DiBiase Jr (WWE) #28- David Hart Smith (WWE) #27- Homicide (TNA) #26- D'Angelo Dinero (TNA) #25- Shelton Benjamin (WWE) #24- Finlay (WWE) #23- Hurricane Helms (WWE) #22- Tyson Kidd (WWE) #21- Matt Morgan (TNA) #20- John Cena (WWE) #19- Suicide (TNA) #18- Kurt Angle (TNA) #17- Rey Mysterio (WWE) #16- The Miz (WWE) #15- Christian (WWE) And your top 14;  #14—The Undertaker (WWE/SmackDown—World Heavyweight Champion): I know what y'all are going to say, why is The Undertaker not in the top five? My reasons are this, I would be a bias party if I put the Deadman into the top five when he hasn't been around since April. He is one of the most decorated superstars in the business and deserves to be in the top 5, but when you're hardly around because of injuries, and personal life and what may have you, it's just not right to be given that direct privilege. He had probably one of the most amazing matches of his career against Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania 25 on April 5th of this year, proving that two guys over 40, can still steal the show. #13—Samoa Joe (TNA): Samoa Joe may not be one of the smallest guys in TNA, but for a man his size he is as agile as they come. He recently re-claimed the X-Division championship from Homicide in August at the Hard Justice Pay-Per-View, but has lost it since Tied up in the whole Main Event Mafia bull-crap is a hindrance on his career. It's not going to make him, but instead it will likely break him. I think his temperament is right for the small faction but I just don't think it's a wise career choice to align yourself with guys who; A) Can't Wrestler or talk (Booker T, Scott Steiner), B) Injury prone (Kevin Nash, Kurt Angle), C) Washed-up has beens (Booker, Steiner, Nash & Angle), and D) the weakest women in TNA history (Traci Brooks, Sharmelle and Jenna whatever her name is). It's a bad decision. #12—Montel Vontavious Porter (WWE/RAW): Half man, half amazing, that's how MVP describes himself. Over the past few years, MVP has proven that he can be both a strong heel and baby face. I'm proud of this guy who dresses like a Power Ranger with a snore strip on his nose. I honestly was on the fence with him but now, I see the talent in his work. His in-ring work is solid and he's promo skills are meticulous. Look at him, he's a fine dresser to boot. I would have loved to have him higher up on my list but unfortunately, his shenanigans with The View co-host, Sherri Shepard just didn't do it for me.  #11—Chris Jericho (WWE/SmackDown—Unified Tag Team Champion): Ever since his return to the WWE, Chris Jericho has tried to save us from something. One things for sure is that he may not have succeeded in defeating Randy Orton, or John Cena, or even Cryme Tyme, but he has definitely learned to rock the manties he sports instead of the long tights. Chris Jericho has always been an übber entity in the ring. He's strong, fast, flexible, technically, aerial, and emotional too. He has the entire package to be the best and he is amongst a stellar list. His promos are bitchin' and fun and easy to understand. His alliance with The Big Show after his original tag team partner, Edge, suffered a nasty injury, is a hindrance in my opinion. Show is too slow in the ring and lacks the stamina. Jericho needs to dump the dead weight. #10—Kofi Kingston (WWE/RAW): Kofi has totally captured my attention. I was a Kofi fan the moment I saw him in the ring. At times I had my doubts about him, I admit, but any doubt I had, was wiped away at WrestleMania 25 when he dominated the Money In The Bank Ladder Match. Although he didn't win the match, he was the guy, who stood out against the other seven. I'm so happy that Kofi is being given the opportunity to work some prestigious matches. One day I'm positive we will see more from him.
 #9—Jack Swagger (WWE/RAW): This guy may look like a total dork, but he has so much actual wrestling talent that he can make anyone look good in the ring. Fairly new to the business, Swagger has dominated some major Superstars in his short time in the business, including Matt Hardy and John Cena. If this guy can make Cena look good, then he truly is the future of this business. Swagger's got that Boom-Boom Pow in the ring, all he's missing is charisma. The future I tell ya, the future! #8—Evan Bourne (WWE/RAW): I bounced between where to place both Swagger and Evan Bourne. Both have two different styles, but I have to say the high flying skill of Bourne and the energy he creates when he's in the ring, won out. Bourne is youthful, and energetic and a fan favourite. His shooting star press finisher, is textbook. All he's missing is the technical aspect to complete the package.  #7—Christopher Daniels (TNA): One of the top X-Division stars in TNA's history, Daniels had been a pioneer in the company since it's inception back in 2002. Along with AJ Styles & Samoa Joe, Daniels has been made a star. He has that small build that allows him to do anything in the six-sided ring. Daniels has paved the way for guys like Chris Sabin, Alex Shelley, Jay Lethal, Consequences Creed, and all the smaller guys. To me, that is a very deserving spot in the top ten. #6—Matt Hardy (WWE/SmackDown): It's no secret that I love and adore Matt Hardy, but you have to understand why. He is the type of person who eats, sleeps, and breathes this business. Matt is technically sound in the ring, a bit risky when it matters, and has been able to pull off both sides, the good guy and the bad guy. He's put his heart and soul into the wrestling business, and he knows how to put guys over while making himself look good at the same time. He's professional and courteous. He very humble to his background. I call him the hardest working man in sports entertainment for a reason, he's been on all three shows in less than nine months, and he does any and all tours he can, numerous amounts of charity work and meet & greets with fans. He would have been in the top 5 for sure, but his intestines pushing through his abdominal wall kept him sidelined for 2 months. Still very deserving.  #5—John Morrison (WWE/SmackDown—WWE Intercontinental Champion): Some of you may be wondering why I put Jo Mo ahead of Matt Hardy on this list. Well, it has nothing to do with his fantastic abs, but because John Morrison has been constantly wowing viewers over on SmackDown. He's shown that since his break-up with The Miz and the Dirt Sheet, that Morrison has come a long way in the wrestling ring. His in-ring work is amazing, and fresh. His promo skills and charisma were proven long ago with his work on the Dirt Sheet, and he's has yet to have a bad match. John Morrison will be taking over the WWE one day and maybe quite possibly as the next Shawn Michaels (minus what Shawn has become today). Keep your eye on the Shaman of Sexy. #4—Triple H (WWE/RAW): Triple H may not be my absolute favourite wrestler, but he is shear genius. Give the man some props for being smart enough to marry into the biggest wrestling family in history, The McMahons. Not only that, Triple H is a major headline. Who would have thought that the snooty character of Hunter Hearst Helmsley would drop the courtesying and replace it with crotch chopping and be one of the biggest names in the wrestling industry? Not I! But he is. He is and he deserves the credit. I think that he maybe the reason as to why the WWE has survived as long as it has. Not just him but one of the reasons. #3—AJ Styles (TNA—TNA Heavyweight Champion): I don't know a whole lot about TNA, I'll be honest. The one person, who has always made me go back and check it out, and pay a bit more attention to them, is this man; AJ Styles. He a clean looking guy with so much talent, charisma, and heart that he just goes out there in that ring and gives it his everything. He helped pioneer the X-Division and has reigned as not only TNA X-Division champion, TNA Tag Team Champion, TNA Legends champion, and TNA Heavyweight Champion, but also has held the NWA World Heavyweight and NWA World Tag Team Championships. He's done it all, and he is still very young, he's only 31. The man is inspiring to others and a great role model for the young fans of today.  #2—CM Punk (WWE/SmackDown): Speaking of role models, CM Punk's straightedge lifestyle is admirable in today's wrestling society. It's rare to have a superstar who has never tried steroids, or have taken uppers & downers to get through the day. He doesn't even drink or smoke. The Straightedge superstar has also proved that you don't have to be the biggest guy to have a successful wrestling career in the WWE. He's a multi-time winner of the World Heavyweight Championship and a former ECW Champion. It would be a huge mistake to over look Punk as he's proven to the WWE fans that he's not just a good guy but he's also an amazing heel. Multi-talented superstar with a positive lifestyle.And finally we reach the pinnacle of this huge list with the top superstar of TNA and WWE of 2009;  #1—Randy Orton (WWE/RAW-WWE Champion): For me this would have only been a problem if Jeff Hardy had remained with the WWE or if Edge didn't suffer that injury that will keep him out for months on end. The decision would be friggin hard. Randy Orton was a no brainer. The Grandson of Bob Orton, the son of “Cowboy” Bob Orton jr, and the nephew of Barry O, Randy has shown that he is the top Orton in the family by showcasing that his Legacy isn't just about name, it's about what you do with that name. Randy is steady in the ring, a great seller of offensive moves and charismatic as they come. He's an excellent heel and that air of cockiness that emanates from him is the perfect fuel for fans to hate him. You have to admire the skill and precision on how he accomplishes each and every movement in the ring. He has that rare ability to make make his opponent look strong and polished in the ring, even when they aren't. Randy Orton has come a long way but this third generation is far from done. He's pioneering the way that a heel should look in todays society. And that is why he is number 1.And that's it for this weeks Skirt Sheet. Thank-you for taking this four week journey through my Top 50 Male Wrestlers of WWE & TNA. In Life, There Are Winners, and There Are Losers...B Jealous & Be Sexy!!!
WWE Bragging Rights 2009 Predictions -SmackDown's: John Morrison vs. RAW's: Miz Sarge's Prediction: Mizzy Jannetty (aka...The Miz) Diva's Prediction: John Morrison The Game's Prediction: Miz The Hitman's Prediction: Jo Mo -Diva's Team Match-- Team RAW: Melina (Diva's Champ), Kelly Kelly & Gail Kim vs. Team SmackDown: Michelle McCool (Women's Champ), Beth Phoenix & Natalya Sarge's Prediction: Team SmackDown Diva's Prediction: Team SmackDown The Game's Prediction: Team SmackDown The Hitman's Prediction:Who cares? I mean...Team Raw -Superstars Team Match-- Team RAW: DX, Kofi Kingston, Jack Swagger, Cody Rhodes, Mark Henry, & Big Show vs. Team SmackDown: Chris Jericho, Kane, Hart Dynasty, Matt Hardy, Finlay & R-Truth Sarge's Prediction: Team RAW Diva's Prediction: Team SmackDown (YAY Matt Hardy) The Game's Prediction: Team RAW The Hitman's Prediction: Team RAW -Fatal 4-Way-- World Heavyweight Championship: C) Undertaker vs. Batista vs. Rey Mysterio vs. CM Punk Sarge's Prediction: Undertaker Diva's Prediction: Undertaker The Game's Prediction: Undertaker The Hitman's Prediction: Undertaker -60mins. Iron Man Match—WWE Championship-- Cena loses, he leaves RAW: C) Randy Orton vs. John Cena Sarge's Prediction: Orton (too bad it's not Cena leaves WWE!) Diva's Prediction: Randy Orton (I'm an unrealistic optimist) The Game's Prediction: Cena via Ted's help The Hitman's Prediction: Cena That's it for this weeks Fatal 4-Way. Next week things will get back to normal. We here at the Fatal 4-Way can't wait to hear back from The Hitman, and Diva takes a weekend off from writing. Take it easy and have a safe & Fun Halloween next Saturday.
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Saturday, October 17, 2009
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This Fatal 4-Way is in Memory of “Captain” Lou Albano July 29, 1933 – October 14, 2009
It's sad that we have to start of another blog with an “In Memoriam”, but Captain Lou Albano was a legend among the men in the locker room, and with the fans. Some who are not necessarily wrestling fans may remember Captain Lou as Cyndi Lauper's father in the video “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”. I personally just loved watching him on the cartoon “Rock n' Wrestling”. Cartoon Lou was just as fun to watch as the real-life man. Our thoughts go out to his family, fans, and former peers. Rest In Peace Captain Lou! Enjoy that ring in the sky!
As sad as that is, we also have the Bound For Glory Pay-Per-View predictions for our amazing readers. Bound for Glory is TNA's answer to WWE's WrestleMania, complete with a fan filled weekend, only not as a popular. They try but will never have the glitz and glamour and sweat and tears that WrestleMania provides. So enjoy this weeks edition, and roll the footage monkies... As we enter the third installment of my mega list of the best, we'll recap once again for you all out there; #50- Doug Williams (TNA) #49- Tommy Dreamer (WWE) #48- Dolph Ziggler (WWE) #47- Rob Terry (TNA) #46- Abyss (TNA) #45- Kane (WWE) #44- Jay Lethal (TNA) #43- Brutus Magnus (TNA) #42- Primo (WWE) #41- Chris Sabin (TNA) #40- Rhino (TNA) #39- Alex Shelly (TNA) #38- Cody Rhodes (WWE) #37- Santino Marella (WWE) #36- James Storm (TNA) #35- Carlito (WWE) #34- Robert Roode (TNA) #33- Shawn Michaels (WWE) #32- Bobby Lashley (TNA) #31- Eric Young (TNA) #30- Hernandez (TNA) #29- Ted DiBiase Jr (WWE) #28- David Hart Smith (WWE) #27- Homicide (TNA) And for the next 12...
 #26—D'Angelo Dinero (TNA): This former ECW superstar (known as Elijah Burke) made his debut just recently in TNA at the Hard Justice Pay-Per-View event, where he debuted as a heel and interfered in the Steel Asylum match. His debut on Impact saw him being attacked after he defeated Consequences Creek, by Suicide. The program these two Freaky-Deaky wrestlers are entering should be interesting. I love the look of Dinero and I can't see what else they have in-store for us fans. I'm keeping my eye on him. I think this is Burke's time to shine. #25—Shelton Benjamin (WWE/ECW): I believe that Shelton has to be one of the MOST under-rated WWE Superstars in history. Not to mention, he always gets really shitty gimmicks. But this quick as a cat, light on his feet, ground and aerial wrestler is so stealth in the ring and in any match situation that it makes you wonder, how he ended up in the mid-card ranks. #24—Finlay (WWE/SmackDown): At one time Finlay used to be one of my favourite heels, then they turned him into a midget-loving babyface and it made me hate him. I tolerate him because he's good in the ring and is one of the most skilled grappler's AND brawlers there are today in the business. He's a man who has always had my respect because without him, Trish, Lita, Molly, and all the other diva's who owned the division at the beginning of the decade, never would have stood a chance. He knows how to work with what (or who) he is given and make the best out of it. Except being a babyface. #23—The Hurricane/Greg Helms (WWE/ECW): This man, is awesome. He has a great gimmick with the superhero look as the Hurricane, and he's got a sack full of talent (teehee, I just said sack). He's so good at talking and the wrestling aspect that this guy has the entire package. As both his alter ego, Greg Helms and The Hurricane, he's able to switch back and forth so easily without a beat. He often doesn't get the credit he deserves, but I'm just sayin'. #22—Tyson Kidd (WWE/SmackDown): The other third of the Hart Dynasty. The last wrestler trained in the infamous dungeon up in Calgary by Bret “Hitman” Hart. This guy is talented beyond belief, he's technically gifted and is light on his feet. I see a lot Shelton Benjamin in him and personally think a match between the two would be great. Tyson has a unique look that stands out, is built well, and has great in-ring work. I wonder if he can talk though? If he can pull a great or even good promo out of his ass, then by this time next year, he could be in the top ten. #21—Matt Morgan (TNA): Here's a guy, I never thought would make it on any list. He's impressive in size, power, and strength, and he's found his home in TNA after a brief stint in the WWE. He's been aloud to develop character in the smaller promotion, and has also been given the chance to show his abilities. Both of which, never happened in the WWE. With Vince McMahon being so high-up on the large guys, it surprises me that he didn't capitalize on Morgan when he had the chance. Whether Matt Morgan is ready for a TNA title run, is too soon to be determined, but in the future...most definitely #20—John Cena (WWE/RAW): All you girls and youngsters can send me all the hate mail you want, I don't care. But the truth is going to hurt. Cena has no talent. The man is great to look at, but he knows 5 moves in the ring total. He has great charisma, and he has excellent promo skills. He has a face for the camera, but he's generally expressionless in his movies and in the ring, it's predictable as shit. I'm tired of the WWE shoving Cena down our throats every chance they get. He's not that great and he gets as annoying as an unwanted money shot in a porn (I was going to say something way worse but who knows who may be reading---lmao). Cena needs to add more to his in-ring work. Having one power finisher and one submission, isn't going to help him get over with me and the hardcore fans. May I just add, I really REALLY wish, he would stop ripping off other logos, like the AWA and John Deer tractor company logo. That's just retarded. #19—Suicide (TNA): This Rey Mysterio look-a-like has some pretty mad skills in the ring. I wasn't a huge fan of his, nor am I still but he has the lucha look which you just can't help but admire. He got the mystery surrounding him and is like a puzzle. Nobody can figure him out. Suicide is pretty fun to watch. But now TNA has Suicide, and homicide, are they gonna get Manslaughter too? #18—Kurt Angle (TNA—TNA Heavyweight Champion): Kurt Angle is the only Olympic gold medalist in the professional wrestling industry. For that alone, you have to respect him. He is undoubtedly the most technically sound pro-wrestler in the ring today. But injuries and addiction, and even a possible prison sentence, has hindered Kurt Angle's ability to one day call him a legend. It seems when the WWE let Angle go back in 2006, it was because he had failed multiple drug tests and they even went as far as offering him rehab. Instead, as soon as his “no compete” clause was up, he dashed on over to TNA seemingly where his problems had gotten worse. Divorce from wife, Karen Angle, more drugs, more injuries, and stalking his “girlfriend” and breaking a restraining order. If he had left the WWE in 2006 and just walked away from wrestling, he may have obtained the right to be called a legend. Now, its just sad. #17—Rey Mysterio (WWE/SmackDown): If it wasn't for a series of injuries then maybe Rey Mysterio could have had a whirl wind run as World Champion again. But nope. Recently, Rey failed a drug test and has been suspended for 30-days. The catch was he was in the middle of a program with newbie, Dolph Ziggler, where he was defending his Intercontinental Championship. Because of the failed drug test and him failing to provide a valid prescription for the drug from a registered doctor, he was suspended. The final SmackDown before his suspension took affect, had him losing his Intercontinental Championship to John Morrison in what was called, a Pay-Per-View quality match. Rey is down and out for now, but truthfully, I won't be surprised if he just ends up, out with a “best in you future endevours” speech.
 #16—The Miz (WWE/RAW): Here's a guy who is kicking it over on RAW after being on ECW for so long. The Miz really made himself known, alongside John Morrison as co-hosts of the Slammy award winning web-cast, The Dirt Sheet. The web-cast allowed both men to show their personalities and showcase their creativity. The Miz is hard to describe in the ring but in the past few years since his debut, he's grown as an in-ring competitor. Recently fired from RAW by celebrity host, Jeremy Piven, The Miz found away back in by defeating Eugene for a contract to RAW on a pole match, disguised as the Calgary Kid. After the contract was sign, The Calgary Kid revealed his true identity. Now that's using his brain (and the creative department). He's also had some pretty interesting tweet wars over on Twitter with Chris Jericho that has helped him gain popularity as a heel. Gaining notoriety by all the Cena haters that he is better. Not to mention, he's the new United States Champion and that was awesome, just like he is.
 #15—Christian (WWE/ECW—ECW Champion): With Christian dominating the scene over on ECW since his return this past February, he's shown why he is Captain Charisma. His promos are the strongest in the business today and he's added different elements to his repertoire, keeping him fresh. Christian hopefully won't be stuck on ECW forever, he's too good and too important to be stuck there. But I guess it's nice that he is the big fish in the small pond, instead of a small fish in an ocean full of sharks.That's it for this weeks Skirt Sheet, and we have one more week to go with this list, and if you are starting to find it annoying, just be thankful that I am sticking to the list because I have a whole lotta bitchin' to do regarding Matt Hardy's job fest. In Life There Are Winners...And There Are Losers...Be Jealous & Be Sexy
***the views and opinions expressed in "Boot Camp" are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But....If you're gonna get all emo over it, then just run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!** BOOT CAMP What's crack-a-lackin', troopers? Keepin' it rizzle fo' shizzle, bizzle? Yeah....maybe not. Now that I've got you in that sudden state of WTF-itude, here's something else to make you shake your head in disgust and bewilderment. Courtesy of the Hartford Currant, a newspaper in Connecticut... Democrats Criticize GOP Candidate McMahon, Wrestling Videos by CHRISTOPHER KEATING October 17, 2009 Three professional wrestling videos on YouTube were taken down Friday after they were sharply criticized by the state Democratic Party.
The videos featured what appeared to be public sex in a wrestling ring and simulated rape, among other controversial images. Democrats criticized World Wrestling Entertainment entrepreneur Linda McMahon of Greenwich, who is running in a Republican primary for the right to face U.S. Sen. Christopher J. Dodd in the November 2010 election.
WWE's CEO through September, McMahon is still a director and member of the executive committee, according to the organization's website.
"As WWE chief operating officer, Linda McMahon presided over programming that showed simulated rape, public sex, and necrophilia, and now she wants to be our U.S. senator?" asked Democratic spokeswoman Colleen Flanagan. "People across this state, not to mention the millions of women who are the victims of sexual violence every year, would be horrified and embarrassed to know that the person who seeks to represent them condones this kind of behavior. That kind of programming has no place in our society, and Linda McMahon has no place in the U.S. Senate."
Within hours of the criticism, the videos, at WWE's request, were taken down Friday afternoon.
McMahon's spokesman, Ed Patru, said Dodd and his supporters should be more interested in improving the economy than worrying about professional wrestling.
"Every American understands the difference between scripted television entertainment and real life betrayal of trust by Washington politicians," Patru said. "It's stunning that Chris Dodd's apologists are more concerned with television programming that isn't real than the senator's record of taking every bit of special interest cash he can find, providing taxpayer-funded bonuses to executives he was supposed to regulate, and falling asleep at the switch while the entire country's banking system crashed."
Dodd largely stayed out of the controversy when asked by The Currant Friday afternoon in Hartford about McMahon.
"I'll let the Republican opponents deal with her on that," Dodd said.
Dodd said Connecticut residents are more interested in keeping their jobs and receiving better health care than they are about political battles and wrestling.
"There's going to be plenty of time for all of that," he said. "In the meantime, I've got my work cut out for me. People might find that interesting reading. They're frankly not interested who the Republican nominee for the Senate is. ... I'll worry about the Republican opponent next year when the time comes." ====================================== Really? Are you fucking shittin' me? This is just more solid proof that politicians are some of the world's biggest assholes. All you ever see anymore is opposing political parties running each other through the dirt to try and make the other guy look bad. I got more than my share of that shit with the McCain/Obama retardedness last year. Now, these goons in Connecticut want to use past WWE storylines to make Linda McMahon look like a deviant. Once again, the Katie Vick thing comes out. I doubt WWE will ever live that down. It was probably the worst, most distasteful thing WWE has ever done. But is Linda McMahon really to be held accountable for these "racy" vignettes that were run by the company she used to be in charge of? What does any of this have to do with politics? WWE is FAKE!! It's just a show for television. The subject matter might be questionable, but nothing is really happening. There is no real sex going on (even though we did see more of Lita's left boob than we expected!) and nobody is getting hurt, killed or committing necrophilia of any sort. WHY IS THIS AN ISSUE NOW? Why not send PETA to protest some other douche who is seeking public office because he was caught on video playing Super Mario Bros and he jumped on a turtle and squished it! He even shot fireballs at some of them! He is violating the rights of those poor little turtles!! Let's string him up in the town square! Put him in the stocks and throw rotten fruit at him! Makes a ton of sense, doesn't it? The correct answer, boys and girls, is "FUCK NO!" Say it with me..... I knew you could! ;) This is one of the most jacked-up, stupid and inane things I have heard about in recent memory. It's hard to say who exactly is to blame for starting this, but I hope it all ends well for Linda McMahon. She shouldn't have to be penalized for something that happened on TV like ten years ago, or whatever. You can tell how much of an issue it is to me. Why it's more of a problem for those political piss ants is beyond me, but it doesn't make me view any of them any more favorably. Fuck 'em all! Look, it might be tough to wrap your head around some of this, so just do what I have decided to do to explain away anything in my life that is such unimaginable horse shit.....blame Kanye West! ================================================= On a side note, Shane McMahon has tendered his resignation from World Wrestling Entertainment, effective 01 January, 2010. Shit, folks! You know it's getting bad when the boss's own son jumps ship. He didn't waste any time. Shane practically "future endeavored" himself with his official statement he posted the other day. Damn! ================================================= On to more crap I have a problem with...the celebrity guest host on RAW schitck is reaching critical mass, much like one's rectum while driving down a dark, deserted highway with no rest areas or gas stations in sight after realizing your Taco Bell volcano burrito is looking to make its urgent exit out the old back door...and it's not waiting for anybody! Painful, awkward and it gets worse with every passing second and bump in the road. You don't know despair until you've suffered through an ordeal like that. Unless you watch RAW every week! Last week's guest co-hostesses were definitely on drugs. Who did Nancy O'Dell think she was moving all those Divas around? I think she might just be the world's biggest lesbian, seeing how she totally fucked most of the Divas roster in one night! Even I can't claim that grand achievement. I don't like about 90% of the changes that were made by her decree. She out the throw-away title on Melina, who is happily back on RAW, but now stuck on the show with the Toys R US trinket championship. Oh well, I hope the change is good for her. They moved Mickie James AND Beth Phoenix over to SmackDown, and I pray one of them takes McCool and retires her useless, overstretched ass! This week's guest host is the D-O-double jizzle, Snoop Dogg. Yeah, that's what I thought. Every guest host has come to RAW with some kind of hidden agenda to promote some shit they're involved with. Whether it's a movie, a charity or just a bird-brained campaign against the "racist American school system" **cough Sharptoncough**, nobody ever comes to RAW just because they are a fan and love being there just for that reason alone. Sure, some try to pose as fans to get into the favor of the crowd and not look like an obvious fake, and they fail miserably. Whatever Snoop is there for is a mystery. Does he have a new CD droppin' soon? Is his reality show coming back for another season? Does he just need a handout for his next stash of the chronic? Who knows? Rumors are coming out now that Ozzy Osbourne will be hosting RAW on November 2nd. Rumors or spoilers, I'm not sure. Pretty much any guest host announcement lately has spoiled RAW for me at least one week in advance anyhow, so I call them ALL spoilers. What's worse is....I have heard a rumor that Verne Troyer (Mini-Me from the Austin Powers movies) is hosting RAW in the near future. Okay, NOW I call some serious shenanigans! Fucking Mini-Me?? Is this a joke? What is he involved in that makes him a worthy candidate to host RAW? Does he belong to some kind of weird midget charity? Is there some "Yellow Brick Road To A Cure" campaign for aging Munchkins with health issues? Will he be there to represent the Lollipop Guild? What is Mini-Me's real purpose for getting the face time on RAW?? Is his sex tape coming out on DVD that week? I may very well hang myself in my closet before any of this comes to pass. Honestly! It all has to end somehow, and I don't see it ending well for any of us, but we'll breathe a HUGE sigh of relief when it's over. Belizzle dat, mah nizzle. Fo shizzle, bizzles! Okay, I'm done now. ================================================= Wow...I just had a scary thought. Imagine if Kizarny was still around and he caught up with Snoop Dogg during RAW on Monday night. Holy Hell, I'm not even going to touch that one! You'll thizank me lizater. ================================================= So, I think I'll leave to ponder that horror a bit longer and bid you farewell for this week, troops. If there's one thing I love to do, it's leaving all you people with the most unforgivable and disturbing visual to chew on for the next 7 days. Enjoy that! With that said, I'm outta here, troops! Don't forget...WWE SmackDown VS RAW 2010 comes out on Tuesday (in the US, anyway). I'm guessing The Game will be giving us a full review in the coming weeks. He and I are gonna geek out on this game all week long. At least I can say that, seeing how I took the whole week off until next Monday to have more than enough time to overload myself on all the greatness that shiny little disc has waiting inside. Until next time, troops....you're DISMISSED!! ===================================================================================== Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops......it's time to stand up and sound off!! I'll make you famous! >:) Until next time, this is The Sarge.....reminding you: Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
Well, This is It Hey kids, well...this is it I suppose... I promised you a few weeks back that if the WWE continued with this stupid ass Hornswoggle/Chavo storyline then I am done with Raw. Well, they continued and so, I am on Raw Strike. I understand last week they actually left out the worst angle of 2009, but believe me...it will be back...it will be back... I mean, do they really hate their fans this much to throw CHRIS MASTERS into the mix? If the masterlock challenge returns and the first competitor is either Chavo or Swoggle then Raw deserves to be shut down permanently. The worst part is I can't really go to SmackDown either. Matt Hardy is being buried and Bore-tista and Mysterio and clogging up the airwaves, topped with awful pre-shot videos of Teddy Long being haunted by The Undertaker. WWE is just not a good place to be a wrestling fan right now. I can't go to TNA either. The temptation to drive all the way down to Orlando simply to chant Fire Russo is overwhelming I will admit, but other than that, Main Event Mafia (nWo #527) holds absolutely no interest for me. So, ROH? I would love to, but I can't watch their TV programs, they don't have PPV and it's not that gratifying to just read results over and over and over again. I guess that leaves me UFC and The Ultimate Fighter...look out Kimbo Slice, here I come! I will still check out updates on the WWE, I want to get back in eventually, but while they're doing awful storylines with stupid celebrity guest spots instead of focusing their attention on storylines and quality matches, I cannot support this product. They remind me of the Toronto Maple Leafs, nobody wants to put in any effort and why should they? Fans still pump millions of dollars in a year regardless of the quality of the product. Last year we were treated to one of the best rivalries I have ever seen: Jericho and Michaels and now what do we get this year? Great Khali and Kane. Fuck this. The writers and the bookers are lazy. They're booking terrible weekly shows, awful gimmicky pay per views and focusing entirely on what the celebrity wants to sell, rather than selling a decent show. Well, pardon me, but I'm gonna go find a good product to watch for awhile. Hey, UFC is on..... Well, Shane is quitting! Apparently it's because he wants to help his momma in her race to the Senate...I cannot help but wonder if he left because he's super pissed that HHH and Steph will clearly inherit the company, not the oldest son. I know inheritance is a speculation, but HHH hasn't let anyone stop him from getting what he wants so far... Rest in Peace Capt. Lou/Mario...we will miss ya I think that's about it for the day, oh, except FUCK YOU WWE FOR THINKING MICKIE IS TOO FAT, chauvinistic fuckhead assholes, she's gorgeous I'm the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be..and the Miz is awesome! TNA Bound For Glory Predictions TNA World Championship: C)AJ Styles vs. Sting Sarge's Prediction: AJ Styles Diva's Prediction: AJ Styles The Game's Prediction: Sting The Hitman's Prediction: AJ Styles TNA Knockout Tag Team Championship: C)Taylor Wilde & Sarita vs. The Beautiful People Sarge's Prediction: The Beautiful People Diva's Prediction: The Beautiful People The Game's Prediction: Boring The Hitman's Prediction: The Beautiful People Submission Match; MMA vs. TNA: MMA) Bobby Lashley vs. TNA) Samoa Joe Sarge's Prediction: Bobby Lashley Diva's Prediction: Bobby Lashley The Game's Prediction: Samoa Joe The Hitman's Prediction: Bobby Lashley Monster's Ball Match; Hardcore Extreme: Mick Foley vs. Abyss Sarge's Prediction: Abyss Diva's Prediction: Abyss The Game's Prediction: Abyss The Hitman's Prediction: Abyss Ultimate X for Future X Division Championship Match: Suicide vs. D'Angelo Dinero vs. Christopher Daniels vs. Homicide Sarge's Prediction: Homicide (Homicide and Suicide in the same match?? Which is it? LOL) Diva's Prediction: D'Angelo Dinero The Game's Prediction: Christopher Daniels <font size="undefined" style="FONT-</font></font></div></div></font></font></font></font></div></div>
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Sunday, October 11, 2009
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Welcome back our favourite 4-way fanatics! So what did you all think of last Sunday's Hell In A Cell Pay-Per-View? Is it just me or should all matches at Breaking Point be submissions, including women's and tags? And same goes with Hell In A Cell, shouldn't all matches regardless of what they are, be taken place inside the cell? I believe so, THEN things would be a lot more interesting. Speaking of reviews, anyone care to comment on our guest's blog from last week? Our Run-In was a surprise to all of you, as we haven't had one for a while, and some inside sources are saying, he's planning on coming back. Not just a Brett DiBiase that one is, eh? Stay tuned to see when and what else Frag, has to say. Kicking it old school right now, with Diva, she's gotta finish the top 50 list.
Welcome to the second half of our part 4 series of the top 50 Wrestlers of TNA and WWE of 2009. To recap the last list; #50- Doug Williams (TNA) #49- Tommy Dreamer (WWE) #48- Dolph Ziggler (WWE) #47- Rob Terry (TNA) #46- Abyss (TNA) #45- Kane (WWE) #44- Jay Lethal (TNA) #43- Brutus Magnus (TNA) #42- Primo (WWE) #41- Chris Sabin (TNA) #40- Rhino (TNA) #39- Alex Shelly (TNA)
#38—Cody Rhodes (WWE/RAW): I may not be a big fan of Cody Rhodes, those closet to me know that I absolutely despise his father, Dusty Rhodes. The only think I can say about Cody is that he has so much potential then either his brother (Goldust) and his own father. He's still a tad green in my eyes, needing to add more to his repertoire to make him technically sound. Smartest move he did was team up with Randy Orton and Ted DiBiase Jr and formed Legacy.  #37—Santino Marella (WWE/RAW): I will not take the fact that Santino is one of the most charismatic characters that the WWE has at this time. I also won't take the fact that he is pretty strong technically in the ring. I can't get over is how he made a mockery out of the Women's division of the WWE by dressing up as a very ugly woman and being “Santina” his “twin-sister”. It was ridonkulous. What wasn't funny was the fact that “Santina” got more Pay-Per-View time than either of the Women's or Diva's Champions. Hell, “Santina” got more Pay-Per-View time than Santino. If it wasn't for the whole cross-dressing bull-shit, then Santino would have been in the top 25 for sure.  #36—James Storm (TNA): One of half of Beer Money Inc, Storm has made himself a pioneer of the tag team division in TNA. His partner, Robert Roode and Storm partaked (is that a word or is it partook?) in a feud with Team 3D over the TNA Tag Team Championship, when eventually the two teams were stuck working side by side to take on members of the Main Event Mafia, and the World Elite's British Invasion. Unfortunately they lost their opportunity at Hard Justice to become IWGP Tag Team Champions. #35—Carlito (WWE/RAW): I love Carlito, he's a good wrestler, and a good character. He has that devastating Back-stabber move (pictured above) that has to hurt, if his knees were actually used the way it's made to look. Good in theory really. Carlito and his brother, Primo, had an excellent run as tag team champions, but Carlito is better suited as the cocky, apple-spitting heel that he is again now. Some guys, are just better as the bad guy, then they are the good guy. #34—Robert Roode (TNA): Roode joins his tag team partner, James Storm on the list a bit higher, because of his youth. His style and look matches that of Storm. This Canadian bad boy is technically sound in the ring and can be devious when the time warrants. He and Storm may not have been successful at Hard Justice in August but they are not finished taking care of business yet. #33—Shawn Michaels (WWE/RAW): The Icon, the Show-stoppa, the dude who thinks he's “Mr. WrestleMania” but we all know totally isn't, is situated in the number thirty-three spot, and he should be lucky he made it at all. His reason for being on this list is solely on the match he had with The Undertaker (the true Mr. WrestleMania) at WrestleMania 25. The match was amazing and top notch. I may not like Shawn Michaels, but I can say that the man can put on a good match when he feels like it. Too bad it's only when he's getting paid the BIG-FREAKIN'-MONEY.  #32—Bobby Lashley (TNA & MMA): I know he hasn't officially returned to the ring, yet (September 20th on the No Surrender PPV—Cheap Plug), but already his semi-return to professional wrestling has been the major talk of the airwaves and Dixie Carter couldn't be more proud of herself for signing him. I'm building some major respect for Carter btw, she's the only female promoter out there (that I know of), and she's managed to score some pretty big names. Lashley, is one of them. He's made an impact already in TNA and I'm sure he will continue to do so. He's gunning for the Main Event Mafia and it will be like a freight train when he slams into them. #31—Eric Young (TNA): He is one red-hot Canadian boy in the ring these days. Ever since he turned heel on his X-Division buddies, he's showing a whole new side to Eric Young. He's tougher, and because of his stable of non-American wrestlers, he's fearless. Young is technically sound in the ring and has a great aerial act as well. #30—Hernandez (TNA): As of this writing, Hernandez is trying not to get caught up with Eric Young & the World Elite's offer to join them. This guy is built like a bull and is power in the ring. If the World Elite can snag him then they will rival the Main Even Mafia (full of has-beens) to be the top faction in TNA. Hernandez recently defeated Rob Terry at Hard Justice to win the briefcase which offers a TNA Championship title shot (add six other men and a ladder and you have...WWE's Money In The Bank Match).  #29—Ted DiBiase Jr. (WWE/RAW): This third generation Superstar, has shown so much potential it's scary. Ted Jr. is the son of “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase, you can see it in his look, his eyes and his tightly applied sleeper hold. He's now part of Randy Orton's mini-faction Legacy alongside Cody Rhodes, but for how long nobody is sure. If the WWE breaks Legacy apart, taking DiBiase from the faction is the smartest move since he is stronger in the ring than Rhodes. I guess somethings never change, eh?  #28—David Hart Smith (WWE/SmackDown): Smith is ANOTHER third generation superstar, but instead of being part of Legacy, he's part of the Hart Dynasty alongside cousin Natalya Neidhart and family friend, Tyson Kidd. The son of the now deceased “British Bulldog” Davey Boy Smith, he shows the same resilient power that his father had. His boyish good looks and dimples make him look like a good boy, but he's a bad boy at Hart. I think if it wasn't for Kidd, Smith and Neidhart would be part of Legacy, and would make a great addition too.  #27—Homicide (TNA): Homicide recently had the match of his life against the incomparable, Samoa Joe at Hard Justice when he walked into the Pay-Per-View with the X-Division title belt on his shoulder, but unfortunately walked out without it. The outcome was predictable but nonetheless Homicide had a great run with it. He's proud individual with a technically sound background and connections to the Guerrero family. I think the X-Division championship is just a stepping stone to something bigger and better, and way more prestigious, and I'm not talking about the Legends Championship. That's it for this weeks Skirt Sheet, next week, Part 3! In Life, there are Winners, and there are Losers. Be Jealous and Be Sexy!
Happy Birthday Eddie!!! The Game So here I am again back at it in F4W form!! Right now I'm taking this time to pay respects and tribute to the man who’s birthday it is today and left us all too soon….Eddie Guerrero!! We all as fans love and miss him very much, so right now this is my tribute blog to Latino Heat!! Eddie was taken from us all on November 13th 2005, inducted into the HOF months later before WrestleMania 22. Chavo Guerrero, Rey Mysterio, and Chris Benoit, inducted Eddie and at the end every saw the Guerrero family speak headed up by Vickie!! Ken Kennedy….I’m sorry Anderson was his last match on SmackDown just a day before he was found dead in Minneapolis, MN in a hotel room after having breakfast with Chavo and Rey. 2 DVD's one about his demons and the other celebrating his life and his achievements both are worthy of a trip to best buy or wherever you find WWE DVD's and pick these two up. My tribute site is still going, and has been for many years and its one of those sites you wish didn’t have to be made because if I didn’t make it Eddie would be here and well, it was the the hardest thing in my life as a fan I had to make but the pay off is great because the fans ran with it and I have gotten so many hits and today being his 42nd birthday the hits keep on coming This is taste of what my website has to offer; 1 time WWE Champion 2 time WWE IC Champion 2 time WWE European Champion 2 time WWE US Champion 4 time WWE Tag Team Champion ____________________________ 1 GREAT MAN The above still holds true to this very day!! Look for more on my youtube channel about this and many other happenings in the WWE, UFC, and TNA. I have a video idea for tonight and it should be posted by the time any of you read this. Once again thanks for the views here and on youtube, I greatly appreciate the comments. Keep them coming!! Until Next time…The Game
The Run-In: And this time it’s Kid Friendly… Just Kidding This article is rated PG-V otherwise known as Infantile Comedy that only Dumbass Billionaires approve of and only moderate violence. In the year 1998 WWE didn’t even know what “Kid Friendly” was and could have pushed the envelope even further if you ask me. Yet merely 11 years later and they are a PG-TV Product with terrible cheesy 80’s one liner villains and whack fucking wannabe superheroes. The comedy aspect comes with Santino GOLD. Because at least he is able to fully capture something shitty and make it a miracle and something easier to swallow while watching. Because for the most part in 2009 the WWE has become a bitter pill. One that only children are force-fed and us adult oriented fans hate to even imagine trying to take. Hell you might as well tie our hands behind out backs and glue our eyelids shut while you’re at it. And hell let’s make Hannah Montana a WWE Diva. Because that is the equivalent to what these broads are these days. When you think back to 80’s, I know there was Hulk Hogan, who was the John Cena of that era. But within that era there was also The Honky Tonk Man, Jake “The Snake” Roberts, The Ultimate Warrior and hell even Mantaur. These weren’t just guys in tights to many of us. They were true myth’s come to life. They made us feel for them and made us feel like our chants and sheers made them come to life even more. “HULK! HULK! HULK!” And he’d come back to life and start pumping his fists and then shove his opponent into the ropes and bow his head for a back body toss, only to be hit with an over arm slap. He’d then lean back up and point with his finger and show that he has completely come to life and the fans have given him that new found power from deep within the voices and breath of each and everyone in the crowd. Those are the days we all, as WWE fans miss. Not even TNA can come close to it or even come close to emulating the only true competition Vince ever had… World Championship Wrestling. For years I was strictly a WCW Fan. Because at one point in WWF/E history as has been repeated a few times since. It was all about Body Builders. WCW still had gimmicks and characters and Hulk Hogan. Now even as great as WCW seemed, it was just like any wrestling promotion. When something good came along, something terrible came with it. Such as The New World Order. Now as much as I loved that group, it became something so unreal and boring. Heel Hogan was great in the beginning and then became boring and predictable. Then the group suddenly had a million people including Ted DiBiase and Dusty Rhodes. WHY THE HELL WERE THEY APART OF THE N.W.O? What part of them or even Eric Bischoff being in the group made sense? 0% in all honesty. The simple fact about that, is that when all else was said and done, the N.W.O was just overly used and under developed. In the beginning it may have had a clear idea, but that idea was hit with some serious static and the message was no longer there after the years drug on. So what was WCW Creative to do? OOOOOOH RIGHT! Create another version of the N.W.O, but with all babyface wrestles and call them The Wolfpack. That started out fun and then got to be just as boring and predictable as the original New World Order. But they threw a curve ball and added Sting to the group. Who was originally slated to be the leader of the original N.W.O. But that fell through when Hogan decided to be heel. Anyway far from that. Sting starts running around in Red & Black and grows a goatee. It was stale, but with a bit of freshness and then kept going forward. Though when even that got stale with both N.W.O’s battling it out with each other… WCW did something UMINAGINABLE! They combined them… Slightly. With a few remaining people only wearing black and white and the Wolfpack members not into leaving the group altogether such as Konan, Lex Lugar, Sting and “Macho Man” Randy Savage. Now, I must state once more that I am no Wrestling historian and I will not pretend to be one. I am simply a fan and remember this all the way I do. If I am wrong, you can e-mail me whenever, but provide proof and wiki doesn’t count. Lol. -The Fragile One ***the views and opinions expressed in "Boot Camp" are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But....If you're gonna get all emo over it, then just run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!** BOOT CAMP Alrighty then, troopers. After conducting my last session of Boot Camp from an undisclosed "offsite" location, and then going AWOL last week....The Sarge is back in charge, baby! As a good friend of mine likes to say, "You Know It!" Speaking of that particular individual, I want to take a moment to give serious props to him on his performance during the Run-In feature last week. Dude KILLED it!! Totally nailed the holy fuck out of that thing. I didn't even feel guilty for taking the week off after reading his article. It was a worthy substitute, indeed! If that wasn't enough, legend has it that "Mr. Fraggles" has already submitted a sequel to his first piece, and it will be showcased in the very near future. Keep an eye out for that, people! You do NOT want to miss it. So, I have it under good advisement that, even without my article in it, this week's Fatal 4-Way is already monstrous enough to stretch the MySpace blogosphere out like a virgin at a donkey show. That being said, I'm going to make this offering similar to Hornswoggle. I meant "short", not "annoying". You know better than that, ya sorry sons-a-bitches! I figured the best way to make this shorter than usual, but still get the most "punch for the peso" was to hit the "random" button and see what gets pooped out. Enjoy! =============================== ** First things first! Somebody needs to END this celebrity guest host shit NOW! This coming Monday night is going to be the most painful episode of RAW since the Benoit tribute. I swear it keeps getting worse. I didn't get the chance to speak my mind about the Al Sharpton thing, but I'm sure you can all assume it would have been an ass chewing of epic proportions. You would be right! So, what kind of feedback will I possibly have to offer after this week's RAW? I'm not even sure who these two chicks are, or what their "real" reason for being there is. Every guest host so far has had some sort of ulterior motive for receiving their face time. Why the Hell can't somebody just host RAW because they care about the product instead of using it as a platform for their own personal gain? Hasn't anyone ever heard of the Internet? Stop stinking up RAW and go set up a fucking link on don't-quit-your-day-job.org! =============================== ** WWE Bragging Rights already looks to be something none of us will want to "brag" about. So far, it makes less sense than Stephen Hawking singing backup for Snoop Dogg. Don't ask! Let's just call the thing "60 Minutes of Cena", which would be enough to kill the buy rate by nearly 50%. I'm going to try to be out of the country that weekend just to be as far away from any cable system or television so I don't even have the chance to mistakenly sit through a second of such mind-numbing ri-cock-ulocity!! It's about 59 minutes and 59 seconds too much of any Cena bull crap, and I'm not standing for it! =============================== ** Last week, Lacey von Erich was revealed to be the successor to Angelina Love as the third member of The Beautiful People. Maybe "successor" is the wrong word, since the consensus I've seen so far seems to lean toward Lacey being an epic failure. Some say she sucks in the ring and she is getting by just on her family name. DAMMIT!! I had such high hopes for her, too. Better than the other prospect I had seen prior to Lacey's arrival, Trina Michaels....a part-time wrestler/porn actress. Dude, the Candice Michelle angle didn't work in WWE, so why would TNA pick it up? Anyway, I'm glad they passed on Trina and went for Lacey, but now I'm sad again because she isn't making the impact I had hoped. I guess what they say is right. Hell, my last name is "Andrews", but that doesn't mean you want to hear me singing the soundtrack to "Mary freakin' Poppins"! The "Sound of Music" when I try to sing is more like the "Sound of Moose Farts". Not.....good! I also noticed Lacey was limited on her on-screen time this week. Does this mean she's being slowly written out altogether? Doesn't TNA do tryouts before they hire people? Seriously! The time to realize somebody stinks on ice is NOT after you've already put them on your fucking payroll. =============================== ** You'd think if TNA wanted people to buy into their hype, they'd keep certain little nuggets of information out of the public eye. For weeks now, TNA has been planting the seeds of suspense in our brains, hinting at the possible "last match" for Sting at Bound For Glory. I was even watching this because it's a pretty big deal. Sting's been around since the World Heavyweight Champion was a velociraptor, so the idea of his career ending in a couple weeks was HUGE for me. Of course, that all died for me a few days ago when I found out Sting had recently signed a new deal with TNA. If he re-signed, why the fuck would he be leaving? God, it's like finding out how potato chips are made. Totally killed the magic for me! =============================== ** WHOA! Wait a damn minute. Since when did WWE start acknowledging the Ultimate Warrior? I thought McMahon and the whole company had completely washed their hands of everything having to do with him since the big fallout many years ago. There is a feature right now on WWE.com where the Warrior is highlighted in the WWE Alumni section. I'm not complaining. Just shocked they actually admit he's still part of their history.
I haven't looked at his page on there yet, but if it's anything like the DVD they shit out a couple years ago, it's probably all Photoshopped pics of Warrior being cornholed by Linda McMahon with a strap-on. =============================== ** I'm not ashamed to admit I'm a huge, raging man-pig. As much as I thought Ben Roethlisberger lamed out in the first few minutes of showing up on RAW by announcing the Diva Bowl, I have to say....there's something insanely spank-tacular about WWE Divas in football outfits. They can tackle me any day! Okay, that was bad. I'm sorry. =============================== Okay, I said I was going to stay Horny and keep it short, so I'm going to hit the bricks. I have to get ready for work in a bit anyway, so my day is already in the toilet after I finish this thing off and send it to Diva. Oh well, it's been real, folks! I'll see ya next time. Until then, troops......you're DISMISSED!!! ===================================================================================== Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops......it's time to stand up and sound off!! I'll make you famous! >:) Until next time, this is The Sarge.....reminding you: The dictionary is the only place where "success" comes before "work"!
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That's it for this weeks Fatal 4-Way. Happy Thanksgiving to all of the Canadian peeps out there. Enjoy that turkey and stuffing, and the pie of your choice, for many of you that would be Pumpkin, for me I prefer something that taste (& looks) a lot less like barf. The Hitman is protesting RAW for a bit, so he's on Hiatus. He'll be back soon, I'm sure. We are still a Fatal 4-Way, and we appreciate The Fragile One stepping up last week and this week to help us out a bit. Have a safe and fun holiday weekend. Next weekend...TNA's Bound For Glory PPV Predictions!
"Just because you're born into the business, doesn't mean the business is born into you" Diva re: Lacey Von Erich & other 2nd & 3rd Generation Wrestlers on MSN convo with Sarge
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Saturday, October 03, 2009
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Welcome to this weeks Fatal 4-Way. We have a special weekend planned for you all. We have the return of “The Run-In”, our special guest spot. So check that out. First, a Jeff Hardy update. He appeared in court last week for his first court appearance. The Following is from prowrestling.com; “Latest on Jeff Hardy’s Legal Troubles Date Added: October 02, 2009
Story By: Steve CarrierSource: PWInsider
- In the latest update on Jeff Hardy's problems, he will have another hearing on November 4th which will be a probable cause hearing before the Moore County Criminal District Court in Carthage, NC. This hearing will determine if a crime has been committed and if the defendant, Jeff, probably committed it. If it's determined that Jeff likely did commit the crime, the case will then be passed on to a grand jury, who would review the evidence and decide whether or not to criminally indict Jeff on all the charges he was arrested for last month.
If Hardy is indicted, he will be transferred to Superior Court to be tried unless he takes a plea bargain that the prosecution may offer him.”
I worked really hard a few weeks ago on the top 25 WWE Diva's & TNA Knockout's, so I thought it be fitting to see where some WWE & TNA wrestlers fit into my vision of wrestling. This may be in parts but lets just go with the flow. Now not all of you will agree with me and some will be like “Where's Sting?” Well don't even bother. He is NO WHERE on this list, because I've always believed he's as useless as a fart in a confessional. 1st Annual Top 50 WWE & TNA Wrestlers
#50--Doug Williams (TNA--IWGP Tag Team Champion): Doug Williams may look like a newer version of one of the British Bulldogs, but that's a compliment because Williams has similar in-ring attributes that almost shadow that of the Dynamite Kid. He's built solid and works well with partner Brutus Magnus. The two recently had a series of matches against two of TNA's top tag teams; Team 3D & Beer Money Inc.. They defeated Team 3D to become the IWGP Tag Team Champions and successfully defended those titles against Beer Money Inc at the August Pay-Per-View, Hard Justice. Is it just me, or does he remind you of a Bushwacker? Whooaaa!!!  #49—Tommy Dreamer (WWE/ECW): It was originally thought that Dreamer would retire before June of this year if he didn't win the ECW Championship. Well he did win it, and he's still with the company. In a series of really good matches against Christian, Dreamer has shown that he's not just the King of Hardcore wrestling but he is sound as a technical technician. He's shown that his heart back in the business and quite frankly where he works and the lack of television time he had been receiving, who could blame him for not having his heart in wrestling before.  #48—Dolph Ziggler (WWE/SmackDown): Dolph Ziggler is in his second round with the WWE. His first time was in the Spirit Squad as Nicky. This time he's able to branch out with this strange, greasy character which allows him to show just how strong of an in-ring competitor he really is. He's has amazing matches against Rey Mysterio in the past weeks. Although their styles are different, their chemistry was a great mix. Keep an eye on Ziggler.
 #47—Rob Terry (TNA): Although I have yet to see this bulked-up beauty in the ring, this young body builder from Great Britain made it on the list for his impressive physic. Yes, this will be the first time the drool factor has taken over the list. The rest of the list is definitely more serious but look at him? This enforcer for the British Invasion (Doug Williams & Brutus Magnus) stands at ring-side and inserts himself into his factions matches when the time is right. Now I would piss him off, he looks big enough to squash Little Rabbit FooFoo, with just his thumb.
 #46—Abyss (TNA): Is it just me, or is that picture above similar to Rob Zombie's version of Michael Myers from Halloween? Irregardless, Abyss has been a staple of the TNA franchise since the company's debut. Abyss is the freaky wrestler of the company who partakes in all sorts of gimmick matches, Monster's Ball, and thumbtacks. But recently, he's being hunted by Dr. Stevie. Don't ask, because you don't want to know. He's also befriended Mick Foley. Foley gives Abyss one little gift as a thank-you for saving is ass against Nash, and Abyss turns into the biggest pussy you have ever seen. This guy at one time used to eat people like Foley for breakfast and now he's all Lady Ga-Ga over him. Tsk! Tsk!
 #45—Kane (WWE/SmackDown): It's sort of fitting that Kane would follow Abyss, as at one time both had very similar characters. The weird man-handler in Paul Bearer and James Mitchell. Both were consider two of the biggest monsters in the industry. Now they are mediocre stars. Kane's recent slide down has nothing to do with being an utter pussy (although, he's been there, done that), he still works on being a monster but at the same time, this monster can't seem to get a decent feud going. I have nothing against Kane, his in-ring work has always been on the cusp of tolerable, but I wish he'd get that monster mentality back and hurt someone big time. There just isn't enough violence in the world of professional wrestling.
 #44—Jay Lethal (TNA): This scene stealer, Jay Lethal, clearly has no ability to come up with his own persona so he steals that of “Macho Man” Randy Savages. He's a good aerial worker and has a keen balance of the six-sided ring in TNA. Although his charisma is stolen, he still manages to be a crowd favourite in TNA, even if it's for a little while. His wrestling skills is over-shadowed by the way he imitates the “Macho” one but is deserving of a spot on this list. I may even have been a bit too generous in his placement. Haha, that pic of Lethal reminds me of the “Groove Is In The Heart” video by Dee-Lite. ROFLMAO!  #43—Brutus Magnus ( TNA--IWGP Tag Team Champion): I have a hard time believing that this guy is six-years younger than I am (according to wikipedia), however look at that mug? He scares the bejesus out of me. He's the other half of the IWGP Tag Team Champions and is another clone of the Dynamite Kid. Maybe even more so then his tag partner, Doug Williams. See Doug Williams for the success of Magnus.
#42—Primo (WWE/RAW): Primo is a second generation wrestler out of Puerto Rico. His father is a famous booker in San Juan, and his brother, Carlito is also a WWE superstar. Primo has enjoyed success in the tag team division alongside his older brother, but his success as a singles wrestler has been hit or miss. I still believe in Primo, I think he's a strong wrestler but he needs to find a gimmick that works for him and only him. His stride will be found one day soon.
 #41—Chris Sabin (TNA): Sabin has always been one of my favourites in TNA wrestling. He's so smooth in the ring and has had a successful stint in the smaller promotion. He's got a good look and along with Alex Shelley, made the Motor City Machine Guns. The duo have found a niche for being a comical but affective in-ring ass kickers when need be. Their current gimmick is that the MCMG's are upset at not getting enough TV time, so they walk around in the crowd with signs, and they goof off backstage making infomercials selling themselves for high-priced dollars, and even worked as camera men. The two have cracked me up in the past few weeks. The gimmick is silly but not over done.
 #40—Rhino (TNA): Get the Rhino!! I really miss having the truck. We used to have this truck, a Ford Explorer. Man it was a piece of junk, and it was bulky too. But I loved it because I named it after this man, The Man Beast. I used to say, Dad...Get the Rhino! And without realizing it was a wrestling term he would gleefully do so. Recently the man formally known to WWE fans as the Man Beast, has turned heel after goring Jesse Neal and turning on him. Rhino was always better as a heel anyways. He's strong as fuck and built like a truck. In the ring, he is power personified, and it's need to watch how his leg muscles move when he gores his opponent. I might be the only open Rhino fan but who cares this man means a lot to me and my automobile history.  #39—Alex Shelly (TNA): Paired up with Chris Sabin to form the Motor City Machine Guns, was a great move by TNA. The pair compliments each other with their styles and especially their charismatic characters. These two work so insynch with one another that they could be unstoppable. If only they could get more T.V time. Lol!!
That's it for this week's Skirt Sheet. Check for part 2, next weekend! In life There Are winners, And there Are Losers. Be Jealous and Be Sexy! KW-Fragile’s Run-In. Passing The Torch: If the rumors are right about Sting passing the torch onto AJ Styles is correct, then I think the WWE, and particularly Michael Shawn Hickenbottom, Paul Michael Levesque and Mark Callaway - need to take note. Mostly Triple H and The Undertaker though. Because Hunter has held down talent long enough and should never be the guy to hold more titles them his idol, Ric Flair. The Undertaker honestly should have tapped to Punk at Breaking Point and saved us all the shitty remake of Montreal Screw job. Honestly what would that have done? Shown that Undertaker is in fact “HUMAN?” Oh wait, didn’t his biker gimmick do that? Or did his real life wife, Sara, not make him “human” either? Seriously. I hate how WWE treats their fans like we are fucking retarded or have short term memories, much like their Creative Writers. I try to refrain from talking about HBK there, because at Breaking Point, he did something that Triple H and The Undertaker didn’t do on that night. He tapped out. Even though it was two on one submission holds, he tapped out whereas neither HHH or Taker did. I’m sure Hunter getting “knocked out” by a cooler is a ‘BIG DEAL.’ Yet to us fans, it was nothing - as we always seem to get from Trips. Now if he were heel, we’d get that grunt-constipated voice of his saying “I AM THE GAME! AND IF YOU DON’T KNOW JUST WHO IN THE HELL I AM!” BLAH BLAH BLAH! FUCK YOU HUNTER! I was a fan of yours back when DX first started and was a fan of his while he grew to the main eventer that he is now. I no longer stick behind him. I even had the chance to shake his hand at a house show here and passed that up. I didn’t even take a picture of him on my camera phone. I got two of his tag partner that night, The Undertaker. Why? You might ask. Well simply because I can honestly say that I still do enjoy The Undertaker. Even after that horrid 80’s to mid-90’s cheese-tastic “BUCKLE UP TEDDY!” I just believe that dude has to admit to himself that he is OLD and needs to hang it up soon and pass the torch. Much like Sting is doing with AJ Styles. As I keep getting off track I keep telling myself to say something more about passing the torch. Yet I keep thinking about the numerous talents being held down by HHH and the other Top Guys such as Cena, Orton and Batista. A great example of this is back when Trevor Murdoch and Lance Cade were the Raw Tag Team Champions and HHH took them out like they were nothing and then turned on The Hurricane who had come to his aid. PRIME FUCKING EXAMPLE of how weak Hunter truly is. He calls himself The Game, The Cerebral Assassin, The King of Kings… And he seriously isn’t. He’s too comedic to be taken seriously and the DX reunion has been lame as fuck. Hanging out with Vince McMahon? Saving Cena and getting beat down? But then again I did love when Dusty busted him with his Boot. LMFAO! Now that, that was cool. Back to Taker and Punk. What damage to him would it have been to tap out cleanly to Punk? Not much at all. Because it would have solidified Punk as top guy. Though make Taker look “HUMAN” and not so Supernatural as WWE wants us all to believe he is. It honestly wouldn’t have been such a bad rap towards him. Hell they could have played it off like it had something to do with his WM match with HBK back in April. They could have even had JR run into the ring and check on him or something to show that, he is ‘STILL’ seriously hurt from that match and played clips from WM and clips from Breaking Point… If Punk had been allowed to look good and have some good high spots of impact on the head and neck. Just something to completely go off of the terrible bump he had with Sim Snuka (the camera man). BUUUUUUUT NO! We get another fucking shit-tastic Screw job. Another match at Breaking Point that I CANNOT BELIEVE I PAID MONEY FOR! Is John Cena vs. Randy Orton in an ‘I Quit’ match. The match started out with the same generic Cena-Orton back and forth match that we’ve got since the JBL-Cena feud ended back at The Great American Bash in the New York Parking Lot Brawl. Which was my favorite match, because JBL kicked Cena’s ass. The thing that was the shittiest, was the finish. It was übber shit and just another crap-tastic Superman Cena finish. He got his ass beat, handed to him and “ORTON OWNS THIS” stamped on it and then slaps in one weak punch and then locks in the STF and Orton screams “I QUIT! I QUIT! I QUIT!” While tapping out too. Which led to a lot of people wondering, did he say ‘I Quit’ or Tap out. Another thing in that match, I had hoped as soon as I saw Orton get the Singapore cane out and Cena was cuffed to the ring post - I had hoped for a repeat of the Sandman and Tommy Dreamer’s “THANK YOU SIR! MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!” From back in the Original ECW. ANNNNND, That didn’t happen. So as much as I had hoped Orton was going to come out on top, if only for the sole reason that I HATE CENA! I hated this match beyond any crap-tastic gimmick match Vince Russo can come up with. Yes the man that had a Viagra on a Pole match. Does that sound GAY? Yes, but that’s not a knock on gays from me at all. In fact I have a gay friend who is cool as fuck. Now onto something I enjoyed from Wrestling lately. I’m digging that push Eric Young is getting. Yet I can’t help but feel like, no matter how damn good he is on the mic. He’s still the same generic, not going anywhere wrestler he was even when he was just used as comedic relief. The departure of Angelina Love left TNA with another wound, or perhaps just reopened the same wound it had when Gail Kim left. Yet the addition of Lacey Von Erich seems like it could be something great for them. As much as I’ve read that she had very little experience, she has that look about her that says something good can come of this. Which I’m hoping for. But as with anything in the past, TNA might drop the ball. Much like WWE did when they brought Nattie to main roster. Only to job her out to Maria, Eve and Michelle McStool. Because the simple fact is that when it comes to TNA and Great Opportunity… It all equals out to Squander. Because TNA is like that kid in high school who someone gets the HOT chick that everyone has been drooling over and rubbing one out to when they daydream in the bathroom on, yet another bathroom break… Anyway, the punk ass geek gets her and when he has the perfect chance to kiss her… He throws up in her lap, she runs away screaming while smelling like beer and corn dogs while the geek is left sitting there dribbling on that he’s sorry while tears well up in his eyes. Yes, TNA is just like that. Prime MUH-Fucking Example of that is Kurt Angle. When TNA got Kurt Angle and decided to have him go after Samoa Joe right away. They should have put the strap on Joe and had it Bad-ass vs. Olympic Gold Medalist. Yet they didn’t and it ended up being Undefeated Joe vs. Angle in a squash match. Then he beat him, then he lost again and it was just pathetic and übber sad. Übber BULLSHIT really. Why? WHY!? Just to stroke the cock of Angle’s EGO? Seriously? Yeah, Seriously. Well anyway before this turns into something too fucking big to handle or even care to read anymore - I’m going to cut it off there. And maybe if F4W’s Sage and Diva ask me nicely. I’ll try and make a Part 2 of this and finish out my bitching. Peace, Love & Faith. KW aka The Fragile One. A Plea to Bret and Other Moments in a Week of Wrestling Hey kids, it's The Hitman back yet again this week. I feel as though it's important to the name I try to live up to stay on top of the current major events in the life and times of Bret 'The Hitman' Hart. Rumour has it Bret is looking for one last go with the WWE, and the screw job work in Montreal and the current storyline involving Teddy Long and his power struggle in SmackDown seems to be shining a light down a path that may end with Bret Hart returning for some on screen role on SmackDown Some say this is going to be a strict on camera 'Managerial' position, while others believe he may try another run in the ring. Either way, I ask, no I bed, no I PLEAD Bret Hart, do NOT return to the WWE. If anyone should be for a return of Bret it should be me, shouldn't it? No, I am looking out for the best in regards to the career of Bret and his legacy. His legacy was forever tarnished with memories of the screw job Remembering great matches with Mr. Perfect is replaced by Bret not tapping out and yet losing the strap. Great memories of his bout with Rowdy Roddy Piper at WrestleMania VIII (my personal favourite match ever) is replaced by a giant loogie flying over the ring ropes directly into the face of Vince McMahon. Bret's legacy of being a five time heavyweight champion, carrying the company for a combined total of 654 days will be forgotten in favour of his signing W...C...W.. in front of an angry Montreal crowd. He still has much to salvage, but the actions of Vince McMahon has forever tarnished Bret's reputation among wrestling fans, especially the little bitches out there who still cheer for Shawn Michaels and the 12 thousandth reincarnation of D-Generation X, who will never fully understand what happened during Survivor Series in 1997. Bret went to WCW, had a good couple of title runs, joined now version...whatever, and finally had his career cut short by one of the most amateur, overrated pieces of garbage to grace a wrestling ring: Bill Goldberg. After Owen's death during a WWE event Bret has publicly condemned the company forever swearing off all ties with the McMahon family and the WWE and I, as a loyal Bret fan, had hoped he might keep this vow until the day he died. He hasn't. He has publicly forgiven McMahon (a man I personally hold responsible for the death of Owen Hart) and has given up any grudge against Shawn Michaels (the man who refused to treat him as an equal, always as a lower being, always as second rate). I may sound petty, in fact I probably am. Fuck it, I hate Michaels, I hate Vince. They effectively caused the downfall of one of the greatest wrestlers I will have ever seen the privilege of performing. They took Bret Hart away from the fans and filled it with shit. The Attitude era might have been entertaining yes, but you know what else was tremendously entertaining without dick and fart jokes? Owen versus Bret at WrestleMania X. Fuck DX. I may have grown up during the Attitude Era, but a good Bret Hart match beats a silly promo any day. So Bret, let us die hards remember your glory days, and don't allow a sense of boredom or shiftlessness to lead you to signing your soul back to Vince McMahon. He didn't want you under that fat contract 12 years ago, so he doesn't deserve you now. By the by...Al Sharpton? Cedric the Entertainer? Raw fucking sucks. What happened to the wrestling? Where did it go? I make this vow gentle reader, between you and I, and you can hold me to it. If on Monday Night Raw, on October the 5th, there is any way a conflict between Chavo Guerrero and Hornswoggle, I am boycotting the program for an indefinite amount of time. If this it the type of program they choose to produce, they don't deserve me as a viewer. Well kids, thanks for reading, and don't forget: I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be...And the Miz is AWESOME
WWE Hell In A Cell
-Hell In A Cell-- WWE Championship: C) John Cena vs. Randy Orton Sarge's Prediction: John Cena Diva's Prediction: John Cena (sadly) The Game's Prediction: Cena The Hitman's Prediction: John Cena -Hell In A Cell: DX vs. Legacy Sarge's Prediction: DX Diva's Prediction: DX The Game's Prediction: DX The Hitman's Prediction: Legacy -WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) John Morrison vs. Mr. Ziggles Sarge's Prediction: Mr. Ziggles Diva's Prediction: John Morrison The Game's Prediction: Mr. Ziggles The Hitman's Prediction: John Morrison -WWE United States Championship-Triple Threat Match: C) Kofi Kingston vs. The Miz vs. Jack Swagger Sarge's Prediction: The Miz Diva's Prediction: The Miz The Game's Prediction: Jack Swagger The Hitman's Prediction: Jack Swagger -Hell In A Cell-- World Championship: C) CM Punk vs. The Undertaker Sarge's Prediction: Undertaker Diva's Prediction: Undertaker The Game's Prediction: Undertaker The Hitman's Prediction: -Unified Tag Team Championship: C) Chris Jericho & Big Show vs. Batista & Rey Mysterio Sarge's Prediction: Jeri-Show Diva's Prediction: Batistaerio (Batista & Mysterio--lol) The Game's Prediction: Batista & I have a Prescription I swear (lmao) The Hitman's Prediction: Jeri-show -WWE Diva's Championship: C) Mickie James vs. Alicia Fox Sarge's Prediction: Mickie James Diva's Prediction: Mickie James or I Riot! The Game's Prediction: Mickster squash match The Hitman's Prediction: Mickie James
That's it for this weeks Fatal 4-Way. Hey Guess what, we have yet another Pay-Per-View coming up in two weeks, TNA's Bound For Glory. Or how about we rename it, Bound for the Glory-Hole! Don't ask, I'm apparently really a sick freak. Come back next week regardless and enter the House of Freaks.
“MATTHARDYBRAND Cuz when it's all said & done, I'm the "good guy that refuses to finish last".. And neither should any of you who believe in me & yourself!” -Matt Hardy's Twitter
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Gender: Female
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Age: 29
Sign: Scorpio
City: Grimsby/Oakville
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Country: CA
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