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October 27, 2008 - Monday
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A few simple tricks to help you survive Halloween:
- As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open a portal to Hell.
- Don't assume the telephone calls are coming from another house.
- When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.
- Never read a book of demon-summoning aloud.
- Don't go into the basement to check the power when the lights go out.
- If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take six rounds to the head to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.
- When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER split up and go it alone.
- Don't have sex. Especially if you've noticed a few of your friends are missing.
- Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well.
- If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat, don't stand there sighing with relief, KILL THE CAT AND GET OUT!
- If appliances start operating by themselves, don't check for short circuits; JUST GET OUT!
- Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.
- If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around.
- If at any time the house or place you're staying in asks you to get out – DO NOT argue
- If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely ambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
- If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, kill them immediately.
- Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in M aine.
- If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange because you thought you had 3/4 of a tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and will most likely be eaten.
- Beware of strangers bearing strange tools. For example: chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from deceased companions.
- If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws. This also applies to houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your living room.
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October 7, 2008 - Tuesday
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Your Result Jasper Hale You are Jasper Hale. You are very charismatic and have an uncanny ability to put others at ease. You are also a dependable leader and intuitive friend. You have a hard time ignoring temptation, as you are not naturally inclined to repress the way you feel. 
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May 17, 2008 - Saturday
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Category: Quiz/Survey
You Are Flip Flops
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You are laid back and very friendly.
Cheery and sunny in disposition, you usually have something to smile about.
Style is important to you, as long as you can stay casual.
It takes a lot to get you to dress up!
You are a loyal and true person, though you can be a bit of a flake.
You tend to "play hooky" and blow off responsibilities a lot more than most people.
You should live: By the beach
You should work: At a casual up and coming company
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April 7, 2008 - Monday
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Category: Quiz/Survey
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February 19, 2008 - Tuesday
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| Which Winnie the Pooh Character are You? | 
Piglet
Small and sometimes skittish, you are a true friend till the end. You would face anything to help out a friend. | How do you compare?
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February 19, 2008 - Tuesday
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Category: Quiz/Survey
| which 1 of tink attuitude are u most like | 
flirty
you love the attenion of the oppisite sex and its not hard for you to get it with your amazing personality | How do you compare?
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February 19, 2008 - Tuesday
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Category: Quiz/Survey
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February 19, 2008 - Tuesday
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Category: Quiz/Survey
| Whitch Disney Princess Are U |
Jasmine
You are Jasmine. You are a princess and quite amazing. You fall in love with a theif and eventually marry him. | How do you compare?
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February 19, 2008 - Tuesday
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Category: Quiz/Survey
| What Disney Character Are You? | 
Tinkerbell
Just like Tink you are feisty and fun-loving. You are easy to up-set but also quick to apologize. A true friend once people get to know you. | How do you compare?
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February 19, 2008 - Tuesday
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Current mood:  tired
Category: Quiz/Survey
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December 17, 2007 - Monday
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Category: Quiz/Survey
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October 25, 2007 - Thursday
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You Are a Zombie
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You're a pretty apathetic person, and you often feel like you're sleep walking through life.
You don't necessarily have a case of the "blues", but you do have a case of the "blahs."
It's hard for you to snap out of your boring every day routine. You're a bit burned out.
The only thing you crave is the company of others. But you're not too nice to the people who do hang around you.
Your greatest power: Your lack of a normal conscience
Your greatest weakness: Your lack of most emotions
You play well with: Aliens
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October 17, 2007 - Wednesday
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Category: Quiz/Survey
Your Vampire Name Is...
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Lucia of Evil
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October 7, 2007 - Sunday
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Halloween Horoscope for Pisces
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You tend to go for traditional, if not a bit historical, Halloween themes.
Candied apples, pumpkins, and warm cider make you excited each year.
Costume suggestions: An evil sorceress / sorcerer or a renaissance pirate / wench.
Signature Halloween candy: Candy corn
Scary movie you should celebrate Halloween with: Rosemary's Baby
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October 7, 2007 - Sunday
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You Are a Ring Finger
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You are romantic, expressive, and hopeful. You see the best in everything.
You are very artistic, and you see the world as your canvas. You are also drawn to the written word.
Inventive and unique, you are often away in your own inner world.
You get along well with: The Pinky
Stay away from: The Index Finger
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