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Wednesday, January 06, 2010
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JAMES BOND – THE RETRO REVIEWS – PART I “Connery, Sean Connery” By J.T. Johnson
A BRIEF HISTORY AND INTRODUCTION
Former
British intelligence officer and journalist, Ian Fleming, decided to
create a spy series that would be very loosely based off his own
experiences. In 1953, he published “Casino Royale,” the first of 14
books that Fleming would go on to write about superspy James Bond.
The
books were instant hits in England and, after President John F. Kennedy
named “From Russia with Love” as one of his favorite novels, they
quickly jumped up in sales in the United States.
It was in 1958,
however, that producer Albert R. “Cubby” Broccoli decided that he
wanted to do feature films based on Fleming’s spy novels. In 1960,
another producer, Harry Saltzman, bought the film rights to James Bond.
Eventually, Broccoli met with Saltzman and the two made a deal to form
a partnership in order to produce the series.
They formed EON
productions and met with many distributors before United Artists
eventually made the deal to finance and distribute the films. Of
course, after that deal was made, they needed to cast the role of James
Bond.
Many actors were considered for the part including Cary
Grant, Broccoli’s friend and best man at his wedding. However, Broccoli
knew that Grant would only be committed to one movie and he would have
to recast the part after he finished filming the first film.
It
wasn’t until Ben Fisz, a producer of “On the Fiddle,” which featured a
relatively unknown Sean Connery, suggested that the young Scottish
actor might be right for the role of Bond. After getting his wife’s
approval after making her watch “Darby O’Gill and the Little People,”
Broccoli was confident that Connery was right for the role and the rest
is history.
Below is the first part of a three part Retro Review
of the entire James Bond series. This part will focus on the Sean
Connery films plus “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service,” which featured
George Lazenby in the role.
What one will probably not see that
often is remarks on the more over the top elements of the Bond films.
It goes without saying that all of the Bond films contain a certain
element of camp, especially in the early days. That is because the
filmmakers did not know they were making certain things that would be
the stuff of parodies and all that they have ever wanted to do is just
entertain their audiences.
Also, the over the top and sometimes
ridiculous action also gives the films a certain appeal and even adds
to the likability of the films. However, if things do get a little
overboard, even for a Bond film, it will be noted (such as the moon
buggy featured in Diamonds Are Forever).
What can also be found
in the reviews is a history about each of the films and how they were
made including interesting tidbits of behind the scenes information.
Now, enjoy the first part of the James Bond Retro Reviews.
DR. NO (1962)
Director: Terence Young Cast: Sean Connery, Ursula Andress, Joseph Wiseman, Jack Lord, Bernard Lee, Lois Maxwell
Throughout
the ‘50s, author Ian Fleming released a series of novels featuring
superspy, James Bond. There were many attempts to get a film off the
ground, but the rights were always unavailable. Eventually, producer
Albert R. “Cubby” Broccoli decides to secure the rights.
As
stated above in the introduction, Broccoli discovered that the rights
were held by producer Harry Saltzman. After a scheduled meeting in
which Broccoli thought he was going to be able to buy the rights, a
partnership was formed between the two in order to produce a movie. The
two then moved forward with United Artist and made the first James Bond
film, “Dr. No,” on a mere budget of one million dollars. Little did
they know they were starting a franchise that has lasted for almost
half a century and one that still continues to this day.
The
story for the first film is simple enough. After a British agent goes
missing in Jamaica, MI6 sends in agent 007, James Bond (Sean Connery),
to investigate the disappearance. When he arrives, Bond is soon
attacked by various henchmen that are somehow tied to Dr. No (Joseph
Wiseman).
Eventually, Bond finds his way to a secret island that
is owned by the evil doctor. After Meeting Honey Ryder (Ursula
Andress), 007 must fight his way through the island in order to prevent
Dr. No from carrying out his insidious plot.
This film is a
classic example of an action thriller in the 1960s. It contains plenty
of the elements that would define the series. It has the gun barrel
sequence that has been in every Bond film in one way or the other.
Andress is the first of many women that would be seduced by Bond. It
also contains the immortal words that Bond has uttered in almost every
film in the series: “Bond, James Bond.”
This, of course, is the
first Bond film in which audiences got to see Sean Connery as agent
007. With this film and the other five movies that he made afterwards,
Connery wrote the rules which all other Bond actors have tried to
adhere to.
One of the reasons that Connery was perfect for the
role was the fact that Connery always played Bond as a man who could
either charm someone or kill them. This is something that the other
actors in the role could never seem to achieve until Daniel Craig took
over the role in 2006.
The movie also contains the first in a
long line of villains that would try to stop Bond and take over the
world. In this case, that villain is the title character of Dr. No.
Joseph Wiseman plays the iconic villain as a man who is angry at the
East and West who has decided to do everything in his power to topple
the world’s leading governments.
Like Sean Connery with the role of Bond, Wiseman’s Dr. No set the bar that all other villains have tried to emulate.
Another
thing that audiences could never forget was Ursula Andress as the first
main Bond girl, Honey Ryder. They especially could not forget her when
Bond first meets her coming out of the water with her two piece bikini
and knife strapped to the side. Once again, like Connery and Wiseman,
she set a standard that all other Bond girls would have to live up to.
Having
said all of that, the biggest problem with this film is that one can
tell that it was shot on a small budget. Director Terence Young did his
best and would later go on to direct two of Connery’s best Bond films,
“From Russia with Love” and “Thunderball.” However, here, his resources
were limited and it has not aged as well as the others.
Still, the story and Connery’s performance make this a worthy addition to anyone’s Bond collection.
3 / 5 Stars – Good
FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE (1963)
Director: Terence Young Cast: Sean Connery, Robert Shaw, Daniela Bianchi, Pedro Armendariz, Lotte Lenya, Bernard Lee, Lois Maxwell, Desmond Llewelyn
After
the modest success of “Dr. No” in 1962, producers “Cubby” Broccoli and
Harry Saltzman immediately began work on the next James Bond adventure.
They more than doubled the budget and decided that “From Russia with
Love” was the appropriate film to continue the saga after learning that
the novel was one of President John F. Kennedy’s favorites.
The
film, like the previous movie, helped develop many of the conventions
found in later films. One example includes a cold opening, or
pre-credits sequence. From this film on, all Bond films would have a
pre-credits sequence in one form or another.
Also worth noting
is that EA games adapted both the film and novel into a video game in
2005. It not only featured the likeness of Sean Connery, it also
featured Connery voicing the character for the game.
This time,
the story takes Bond (Connery) to Istanbul after learning that Tatiana
Romanova (Daniela Bianchi), a cipher clerk for the Soviet Union, wants
to defect. This would be no big deal except for the fact that she also
wants to give the British the Soviet decoder known as the Lektor, a
device that the British have been trying to get their hands on for
years.
Unknown to either Bond or Romanova, this is all an
elaborate plan by SPECTRE (Special Executive for Counter-intelligence,
Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion) in order to pit the Russians and the
British against one another while obtaining the Lektor for themselves.
Also, they know that MI6 will inevitably assign Bond to the case which
will give them a chance at revenge for Bond killing one of their
operatives, Dr. No.
The movie is considered by many, including
Connery himself, as one of the best Bond films in the series. One of
the reasons for this is that Connery is on top of his game as Bond.
While he did a great job in “Dr. No,” here he seems more at ease in the
role. All of the charm and lethality of the character is present and
accounted for.
However, Connery is not the only reason this film
is one of the more popular films. There is a wide array of characters
that come along either to assist Bond or attempt to kill him.
One
of those characters is Ali Kerim Bey (Pedro Armendariz). The character
proves to be a powerful ally for Bond and is played with absolute
perfection by Armendariz. The most interesting and tragic story of the
film is that Armendariz was declared terminally ill with cancer during
filming. He struggled to finish the role in order to give his family
some financial security.
A month after filming all of his
scenes, his illness progressed into the advanced stages and Armendariz
committed suicide in a hospital in Los Angeles. Before he left the
world, however, he left audiences with one more film performance that
fans have enjoyed for decades.
The film also offers two of the
best villains in the series. First, there is Rosa Klebb, played by Tony
award winning actress Lotte Lenya. One can tell that Lenya is having a
great time playing this absolutely vile woman and one of her best
scenes is when she tries to kill Bond with a poisoned-tipped dagger on
the bottom of her shoe.
Then there is Robert Shaw as Red Grant.
Throughout most of the film, Red is stalking Bond throughout his
journey and does not even say a word until he reveals himself to Bond
later in the movie. Shaw’s Grant is another one of those villains that
future Bond villains would try to imitate in later films.
Finally,
this film also features the first appearance of Desmond Llewelyn as Q,
referred to in this film as Major Boothroyd. In the story, he gives
Bond one of the first gadgets to ever appear in a Bond film: an attaché
case which features a smoke grenade and fifty gold sovereigns along
with a hidden knife. Llewelyn would continue in the role of Q for the
next 36 years until his last appearance in 1999’s “The World is Not
Enough.”
The only real problem with this film is that of Tatiana
Romanova. There is not anything wrong with actress Daniela Bianchi’s
performance of the character, there is just not much there. In the end,
the character is more boring than Ursula Andress’ Honey Ryder from “Dr.
No.”
Beyond that small criticism, however, “From Russia with
Love” contains a better story with better action and, for the most
part, better characters than those found in “Dr. No.” Audiences of any
type should definitely give this one a go.
4 / 5 Stars – Very Good
GOLDFINGER (1964)
Director: Guy Hamilton Cast: Sean Connery, Honor Blackman, Gert Frobe, Shirley Eaton, Harold Sakata, Bernard Lee, Lois Maxwell, Desmond Llewelyn
After
the financial success of “From Russia with Love,” the producers quickly
sprang into action once again to make the next James Bond adventure.
This time, they would get away from the story of SPECTRE and focus on
“Goldfinger.”
The budget was once again upped from the previous
film and the filmmakers had only one goal: to make everything larger
than life. That is exactly what they did and “Goldfinger” remains as
one of the best films in the series according to diehard fans.
The
story is simple. While on vacation in Miami, Bond (Sean Connery) is
ordered by M to look after a gold smuggler named Auric Goldfinger (Gert
Frobe). After forcing Goldfinger’s hand and making him lose at gin
rummy, Goldfinger sends his main henchman, Oddjob (Harold Sakata), to
deal with Bond and kill the woman he is with, Jill Masterson (Shirley
Eaton).
After returning to London, Bond discovers that MI6 is
trying to figure out how Goldfinger smuggles gold internationally so
they can shut him down.
This is the moment Bond receives one of
the best gadgets he’s ever had in the entire series: the Astin Martin
DB5. Among the gadgets included are machine guns, protective rear
plating and even an ejector seat. This vehicle shows to full effect the
imagination of the filmmakers and is one of the best things to watch in
the entire film.
The movie also contains Goldfinger, a character
that has to be one of the best, if not the best, villain in the
franchise. Goldfinger is a big and overly confident character. Actor
Gert Frobe does a fantastic job of making Goldfinger more like a
composer as he performs everything larger than life in order to get his
point across.
He also has some of the best lines delivered by a villain and Frobe also performs these moments to perfection.
There
is also one of most cunning ways that a villain has ever used to try
and kill Bond when Goldfinger straps him to a table with a laser cutter
inching slowly towards his… happy place. Bond has nothing but his wits
at this point and the tension is real as he tries to convince
Goldfinger to spare his life.
Then there is Pussy Galore (Honor
Blackman), one of Goldfinger’s associates and his pilot. Not only is
this the first, real independent woman in the series, Bond actually has
to work at charming this one. Blackmon played Galore as a woman who did
not need either Goldfinger or Bond. More than Honey Ryder or Tatiana
Romanova, Pussy Galore has gone on to deservedly become the
quintessential Bond girl and it is fun to see her play against Bond.
Beyond
Galore, Goldfinger’s main henchman is Oddjob, played with a deadly and
silent calm by wrestler Harold Sakata. No audience members thought
there would be anyone as good as “From Russia with Love’s” Red Grant
until they met Oddjob. This is mostly because of using his bowler cap
to kill people. Again, it shows the uniqueness of the creative team
behind the series and his fight with Bond at the end is also one of the
most memorable.
The action in the film is also bigger and
better. The pre-credits sequence is better than before by showing Bond
plant a bomb in a hidden factory while also dispatching a traitorous
woman and her assassin. This “wonderful bit of nonsense” as director
Guy Hamilton put it helped suck audiences in while the car chase and
the end sequence at Fort Knox kept them involved.
Hamilton, who
replaced former director Terence Young for this installment, ended up
making one of the best films in the series. While “Dr. No” and “From
Russia with Love” started the franchise, “Goldfinger” was the film that
really kick started the “Bondmania” that lasted throughout the sixties.
5 / 5 Stars – Classic
THUNDER BALL (1965)
Director: Terence Young Cast: Sean Connery, Adolfo Celi, Claudine Auger, Luciana Paluzzi, Bernard Lee, Desmond Llewelyn, Lois Maxwell
At
the end of “Goldfinger,” the producers boldly promised that James Bond
would return in “Thunderball.” This was actually supposed to have been
the very first James Bond film. However, legal disputes arose and the
filming had to be delayed.
Author Ian Fleming originally tried
to bring Bond to the big screen before producers Albert Broccoli and
Harry Saltzman had even got together. When the film fell through,
however, Fleming soon adapted what was remaining of the screenplay into
the novel “Thunderball.” Unfortunately, Fleming did not acknowledge
Jack Whittingham and Kevin McClory, two people who had tried to help
Fleming with the “Thunderball” script.
They sued the author in
1961when Broccoli and Saltzman were trying to get Bond to the big
screen. While they made “Dr. No” instead, Fleming eventually settled
his dispute with McClory out of court in 1963 and McClory retained
certain screen rights to the novel’s story including plot and
characters.
Fearing that McClory might try to make a rival Bond
film that would be out of their control, Broccoli and Saltzman agreed
to give McClory a producer’s credit with them as executive producers.
The film’s credits would also contain a credit saying “original
screenplay by Jack Whittingham, based on a story by Kevin McClory, Jack
Whittingham, and Ian Fleming.”
Finally, “Thunderball” could go into production.
And
it was worth the wait. After Guy Hamilton declined to return due to
exhaustion, the producers brought Terence Young, the director of the
first two films, back in as director. Young and the producers quickly
decided to make the biggest Bond yet with more adventure, intrigue and
excitement.
The story has James Bond (Sean Connery) going to
Nassau to try and track down two missing nuclear bombs. The evil
organization, SPECTRE, has stolen the bombs and is threatening to set
them off if they do not get their ransom.
While in Nassau, Bond
encounters Emilio Largo (Adolfo Celi), a man who is actually the No. 2
agent in SPECTRE and has an eye patch. The plan to steal the bombs was
his and, like other Bond villains before him, he has a wide array of
tricks to try and thwart Bond including his pool of sharks and his
right hand woman, Fiona Volpe (Luciana Paluzzi).
Adolfo Celi is
good as Emilio Largo, but his presence is not felt as much as Gert
Frobe was in “Goldfinger.” Also, there is no real story for why he is
doing what he is doing. It just seems that working for SPECTRE is good
enough. At least Goldfinger had a reason when he was raiding Fort Knox.
He was insane man that was trying to drive up the price of his own
gold. Largo is just a very angry man.
Largo is also guardian to
one of the more tragic Bond girls, Domino (Claudine Auger). She is a
sensitive woman who does not know that her brother was killed by
SPECTRE as a part of their plan to get the bombs. It is actually a
picture of her and her brother that has Bond request from M (Bernard
Lee) that he be sent to Nassau in the first place.
Claudine
Auger is not only effective as Domino, but she is able to give her
character a strength late in the film that helps establish her as one
of the more fleshed out Bond girls created during the Connery era.
The
story is also fantastic as it takes Bond from flying a jet pack in the
opening credits to fighting massive underwater battles. The film’s
devices, however, sometimes overshadow the main plot unlike the
previous entry, “Goldfinger.”
Still, with its minimum
shortcomings, “Thunderball” is an effective ride whose underwater
battles are still one the biggest highlights in the series and, while
it wasn’t his last, “Thunderball” was Connery’s last great Bond film.
4 / 5 Stars – Very Good
YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE (1967)
Director: Lewis Gilbert Cast:
Sean Connery, Mie Hama, Akikio Wakabayashi, Tetsuro Tanba, Teru
Shimada, Karin Dor, Donald Pleasence, Charles Gray, Benard Lee, Lois
Maxwell, Desmond Llewelyn
This time, it took two years for the
next James Bond adventure to get to the screen. This was because the
production for the films was growing so much that the producers could
not get another film out within a year. The movie was also the first in
the series to completely detach its story from its source novel.
“On
Her Majesty’s Secret Service” was supposed to be the next film in the
series, but it was decided that “You Only Live Twice” would have to do
because they could not yet find high and snowy locations for “Majesty.”
The film would also be a first for director Lewis Gilbert, a filmmaker
who had already achieved great success with the Oscar-nominated film,
“Alfie.”
However, one decision was made during production that
cast a shadow over the future of the franchise. Sean Connery, who had
portrayed the character four times already, announced that this film
would be his last as agent 007.
The film opens with an American
spacecraft in orbit around the planet. Before long, another spacecraft
appears and hijacks it in space. The Americans are quick to blame
Russia, but the British are not convinced. MI6 is ordered to
investigate and James Bond (Sean Connery) is sent to Japan to meet with
an informant (Charles Gray).
Soon enough, Bond is involved in
one of his biggest adventures that take him to the skies, encountering
evil businessmen and even infiltrating an infamous underground volcano
lair of SPECTRE’s number one baddie, Earnst Stavro Blofeld (Donald
Pleasence).
This film is big and there is no denying that. The
problem is that the size and scope of everything gets in the way of the
story. There is not enough emphasis on the plot and, therefore, the
audience is swept away by all of the visuals or the action scenes to
remember why the hell Bond is there in the first place.
Ken
Adams, the production designer who had a long association with the Bond
franchise, outdid himself and the story at the time, when he developed
one of the biggest sets ever built: the underground volcano lair. The
set was so huge that he was even able to build a giant rocket that
could actually fit people inside. While the film is not that good,
Adams deserves major credit for his imaginative designs that helped
redefine set design.
One of the biggest problems with this film
is, surprisingly, Connery’s performance as Bond. Not only was Connery
getting older at this point, his stress at playing the role of Bond,
while intentional or unintentional, begins to show in some scenes. His
performance has a certain “been there, done that” aspect that was not
present in the last three Bond films.
Also, none of the
characters are really that memorable including main Bond girl, Kissy
Suzuki (Mie Hama). She gives a rather dry and dull performance and does
not interact that well with Connery. She is definitely one of the more
forgettable Bond girls.
One actor who does shine, however, is
Donald Pleasence as Blofeld, a villain that had been the unseen leader
of SPECTRE in “From Russia with Love” and “Thunderball.” With a bald
head, giant scar and devious voice, it is great hearing Pleasence taunt
Bond, especially when he tells the agent, “You only live twice, Mr.
Bond.” It is unfortunate that Pleasence has to be in one of the lesser
Bond films.
Despite a great performance by Donald Pleasence and
brilliant set designs by Ken Adams, Connery’s tired portrayal and
overuse of action scenes rather than plot make this one Bond film only
diehard fans of the series can enjoy.
2 / 5 Stars – Bad
ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE (1969)
Director: Peter Hunt Cast: George Lazenby, Diana Rigg, Telly Savalas, Gabriele Ferzetti, Bernard Lee, Lois Maxwell, Desmond Llewelyn
Once
“You Only Live Twice” was released, Sean Connery left the role that had
made him famous. Now, for the first time, the producers had the
monumental task of recasting the role of the super spy. Also, after
serving as editor on past films and second unit director on “You Only
Live Twice,” Peter Hunt was asked to direct the latest adventure.
Of
course, Hunt’s first task, along with the producers, was casting James
Bond. Many actors were considered for the part, including Timothy
Dalton. However, Dalton turned down the role because he himself
believed he was too young at the time. Also considered was Roger Moore,
but the actor proved unavailable due to his commitment to the
television series, “The Saint.”
After seeing him in a
commercial, producer Albert R. Broccoli chose Australian actor George
Lazenby. First, the young and inexperienced actor had to prove himself
in a screen audition. During the audition, Lazenby accidently punched a
professional wrestler and Broccoli was so impressed he finally cast
Lazenby in the role.
Considering that Lazenby was an unknown,
producers then decided to cast a well known actress for the role of
lead Bond girl, Tracy Draco. Eventually, they cast Diana Rigg, who was
known to audiences for role as Emma Peel in “The Avengers.”
The
story for the film has Bond (George Lazenby) tracking down Blofeld
(Telly Savalas) to the Swiss Alps where it appears that Blofeld is
attempting to claim a royal title from the College of Arms. It also
appears that Blofeld is doing research for an allergy cure with a group
of women as the facility set up on Piz Gloria.
Inevitably, Bond
discovers Blofeld’s evil intentions are revealed as he gives the women,
known as the “Angels of Death” by the filmmakers, subliminal messages
that instruct them to distribute bacteriological warfare throughout the
world.
This film, contrary to popular believe, actually received
plenty of praise from critics upon its release. The reason for this is
because the film remains truer to its source material more than any
other film that came before it.
That means that Bond has to use
his wits more than gadgets this time around. The audience will find no
Astin Martin DB5 or exploding cigarettes this time. The only real
gadget Bond uses is a machine to crack a safe. This was refreshing
after seeing the gadget filled “You Only Live Twice.”
The ending
of the book also remains and it gives the film a unique and tragic
ending that the audiences would not come to expect from a Bond film.
Also
great about the story is the role Tracy Draco, played wonderfully by
Diana Rigg. While Domino in “Thunderball” was a slightly tragic
character, Tracy is a damaged woman who has trouble finding happiness
until she meets Bond. However, unlike past Bond girls who are easily
swayed by 007, Rigg plays Tracy as a woman who has a strong wall built
around her heart until Bond slowly breaks through.
It is this challenge that makes her the ultimate woman for Bond and one that the agent feels he can truly spend his life with.
However,
the true question about this film is how does George Lazenby do as
James Bond? First off, and to get it out of the way, he is obviously no
Sean Connery. But then again, who is?
The biggest problem
Lazenby has is that the producers wanted him to be Sean Connery. When
he just performs the role on his own terms, Lazenby actually gives a
pretty decent performance. When he tries to pull off certain mannerisms
that Connery did, it feels forced.
Also, his inexperience as an
actor shows a few times throughout the film. Had he gotten a few more
films under his belt before this one, Lazenby might have been a better
candidate for the job. Another thing that works for him, however, is
his chemistry with Diana Rigg.
Rumors and articles in the past
have revealed that there was an apparent animosity between the two
behind the scenes. However, such animosity never shows in the film and
they work really well together in almost every scene they’re in.
The
only problem really found with the story is the fact that it is too
close to the novel. This presents certain continuity errors with the
previous films. For example, Bond and Blofeld are portrayed as never
seeing each other before despite the fact that they met in the previous
film.
Also, Telly Savalas chooses to portray Blofeld as a
charming, sophisticated man. Gone is the scar and maniacal behavior
that Donald Pleasence gave in the previous film. Savalas was good, but
was nowhere near as good as Pleasence.
While Lazenby was a
little too inexperienced for the role of Bond, the film’s solid story
and wonderful chemistry between Rigg and Lazenby make this a worthy
addition to the series.
3 / 5 Stars – Good
DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER (1971)
Director: Guy Hamilton Cast:
Sean Connery, Jill St. John, Charles Gray, Jimmy Dean, Putter Smith,
Bruce Glover, Bernard Lee, Lois Maxwell, Desmond Llewelyn
After
taking some bad advice from his agent, George Lazenby turned down a
seven film contract to continue in the role of James Bond after “On Her
Majesty’s Secret Service.” Once again, the producers had to recast the
role and actually considered going with an American actor, John Gavin,
in order to reboot the series for American audiences. They offered
Gavin the job and made the deal when United Artists said that they did
not want to go with an American in the role.
The executives at
United Artists claimed that they wanted Sean Connery back in the role
and that money was no object. Connery was paid 1.2 million pounds,
which was an astronomical fee in 1971. Connery then used his fee to
help fund his Scottish International Education Trust where Scottish
artists could apply for funding without having to leave their country
to pursue their careers.
Since John Gavin was no longer needed,
his contract was paid in full by United Artists. Eventually, Gavin went
on to become the United States Ambassador to Mexico.
Also hired
was “Goldfinger” director Guy Hamilton in an attempt to recreate some
of the commercially successful aspects of that film. The original
script even had Auric Goldfinger’s twin as the main villain in an
attempt to get revenge for the death of his brother.
That film
was not meant to be, however, and main Bond villain, Blofeld, was
written into the script for one last time. The story this time has
James Bond (Sean Connery) investigating diamond smuggling and his
mission takes him to Las Vegas in order to stop Willard Whyte (Jimmy
Dean) with the help of diamond smuggler and main Bond girl for the
film, Tiffany Case (Jill St. John).
The movie contains plenty of
great action scenes including a fight in confined elevator and a
brilliantly choreographed car chase through the streets of Las Vegas.
The story, however, gets away from itself and has some of the more
ridiculous moments in the series even for a James Bond film.
One
scene, for example, has Bond infiltrating one of Blofeld’s research
facilities where he randomly stumbles upon a set of the moon and steals
a moon buggy in order to escape.
Sean Connery returns to the
official series one last time and gives a performance that is very much
by the book. Like in “You Only Live Twice,” it feels, at times, as if
Connery is still dealing with his frustration at playing Bond one last
time. Also, not only does he look older but he also looks a little too
out of shape to be playing Bond.
While it was ultimately good
that he gave one more performance as Bond, it was also a good idea that
the filmmakers decided to go with a different actor in the next film.
Then
there is Jill St. John as Tiffany Case. As a Bond girl, she starts off
strong and gives a great performance as a beautiful and aggressive
diamond smuggler. Then, during the second half of the film, she becomes
a bumbling ditz that is more of liability to the film’s story as she is
constantly getting into to trouble including getting captured by
Blofeld.
And speaking of Blofeld, this time he is played by
Charles Gray, an actor who appeared as the ill-fated Henderson in “You
Only Live Twice.” Unlike Donald Pleasence or Telly Savalas, he is the
weakest actor to play Blofeld and never truly comes off as being all
that menacing.
His two henchmen, on the other hand, Mr. Kidd
(Putter Smith) and Mr. Wint (Bruce Glover), are exceptionally bizarre
and menacing as they dispatch anybody who gets their hands on the
diamonds. This could be anything from drowning a little old lady or
putting a scorpion down a man’s back. The only real problem is that
there is not enough of the two and they have a pretty weak fight with
Bond at the end of the film.
Another role that proves to be
surprisingly entertaining is that of Willard Whyte, portrayed by Jimmy
Dean, the same man who owns the Jimmy Dean sausage company. He is not
on screen for long, but his humorous yet committed portrayal proves to
be a highlight of the film and he also works very well with Connery.
While
it was good to see Connery once again in the role of 007, the film’s
lackluster story and weak villains make this one film in the series
that the average moviegoer can skip.
2 / 5 Stars – Bad
FINAL SUMMARY – PART I
While
there are a couple of shaky films that only work with diehard Bond
fans, the filmmakers did a great job at setting up a series that has
lasted almost fifty years. Sean Connery had the benefit of being the
first actor to portray Bond. However, even though he didn’t have the
burden of living up to preexisting conditions, he did have to create
the character from scratch.
With the help of many talented
directors and producers Albert R. “Cubby Broccoli and Harry Saltzman,
Connery became the quintessential Bond. And even though Connery
eventually left the series, the producers pushed forward and made even
more memorable films to excite audiences around the world.
THE END OF “CONNERY, SEAN CONNERY” BUT JAMES BOND WILL RETURN IN “A MOORE HUMOROUS BOND”
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Tuesday, January 05, 2010
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Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Check out the first trailer for "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows." The first part is due to hit theaters on November 19, 2010, followed by the second part on July 15, 2011.
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Tuesday, January 05, 2010
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Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Check out the second trailer for "From Paris with Love," due to hit theaters on February 5.
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Saturday, January 02, 2010
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Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Not a whole lot of news to ring in the new year, but I figured since I missed last week, I'd better post something this week.
“THE FIRST AVENGER: CAPTAIN AMERICA” TO BEGIN SHOOTING IN JUNE
According
to “Fangoria,” Marvel Studios is aiming to start production on “The
First Avenger: Captain America” this June according to director Joe
Johnston. The story will apparently be about a frail youth named Steve
Rogers who grew up in a poor family. Horrified by the newsreel footage
of the Nazis in Europe, Rogers tries to enlist in the army but is
rejected. Overhearing the young man’s pleas to enlists, General Chester
Phillips offers Rogers the opportunity to take part in a special
experiment known as Operation: Rebirth. After being chosen and
administered the “Super-Soldier Serum,” Steve emerges and becomes
Captain America. The film is still being slated for release on July 22,
2011.
“STAR TREK 2” TO START PRE-PRODUCTION SOON
MTV
recently spoke with actress Zoe Saldana, who plays Uhura in the current
film series, and she revealed that the sequel, “Star Trek 2,” will
start coming together later this year. She said that J.J. Abrams and
Bryan Burk are still in the middle of the script and by the fourth
quarter of the year, they should be going into pre-production. There is
still no word on when Paramount or J.J. Abrams’ team want to release
the film.
“GHOSTBUSTERS 3” TO START PRODUCTION SUMMER 2010
“Heeb
Magazine” recently spoke with Harold Ramis about the latest installment
in the highly successful “Ghostbusters” franchise. As has been stated
before, Gene Stupnitsky and Lee Eisenberg, two writers and producers
from “The Office” were recruited by Sony to write the new screenplay.
The film will involve all Ghostbusters from the original films but they
will mostly be mentors to a new team. Ramis said that audiences should
think of the old Ghostbusters in relation to the Doc Brown character in
the “Back to the Future” films. However, one significantly new piece of
information is that the studio is progressing with the film and that
they would like to start shooting next summer and release the film in
2011.
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009
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Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
RETRO REVIEW: ROLE MODELS (2008) By J.T. Johnson
Director: David Wain Cast: Seann William Scott, Paul Rudd, Elizabeth Banks, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Bobb’e J. Thompson, Jane Lynch
“Role
Models” is a film that sees actor Paul Rudd stepping into the leading
man role as well as acting as one of the screenwriters for the film.
The film was released on November 7, 2008, and made over $92 million
while also receiving positive praise from critics. The DVD and Blu-Ray
was released on March 10, 2009.
The film sees Danny (Rudd) and
Wheeler (Seann William Scott) as two Los Angeles salesman for an energy
drink known as Minotaur. Wheeler loves his job while Danny is a
depressed individual who hates his job and has a negative attitude
towards everything.
Danny’s girlfriend, Beth (Elizabeth Banks),
is an attorney who is fed up with his negativity. After she breaks up
with him and he decides to wreck the company truck while Wheeler
watches hopelessly, Beth is able to keep them out of jail and having to
do 150 hours of community service, instead.
This is when Danny
meets Augie (Christopher Mintz-Plasse), a teenager who is obsessed with
live action role playing games. Wheeler, on the other hand, meets
Ronnie (Bobb’e J. Thompson), a foul mouthed 10-year-old who has had big
brothers before who have never lasted more than a day.
The first
thing that can obviously be said about this film is that it is funny
right out of the gate. Rudd is perfect as Danny, the foul mouthed
negative soul who needs to find joy in his life. Rudd had mostly been
playing supporting roles in films like “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron
Burgundy” and “Knocked-Up.” Here, it was great to finally see him get
his own role.
Seann William Scott, who is no stranger to comedy
thanks to the famous (or infamous) “American Pie” films, also does a
great job here as Wheeler. It would be easy to compare this character
to Stifler, but instead, the role is slightly more subdued here and the
audience generally tends to care for Wheeler. This is helped by the
fact that Wheeler really did not do anything wrong to be getting into
the same amount of trouble as Danny.
Scott is also helped by
Bobb’e J. Thompson as Ronnie. Thompson and Scott work very well off
each other with each of them trading blows until they inevitably get
along because of their similar interest (boobies and KISS).
Christopher
Mintz-Plasse is also great as Augie. This is not really surprising
considering that audiences first got a glimpse of Mintz-Plasse in
another nerdy role as Fogell, aka McLovin, in 2007’s “Superbad.” This
role is not much different aside from adding in all of the role-playing
material throughout the film.
It is also an interesting twist to
see Danny as he tries to inform Augie to join the real world when, in
fact, he is actually teaching Danny to do what he wants as long as he
is happy.
Another great performance comes from the always
dependable Jane Lynch who most audiences remember as the store manager
in “The 40-Year-Old Virgin.” She plays the head of the Sturdy Wings
foundation that Danny and Wheeler must report to for their big brother
jobs.
She takes an immediate dislike to Danny and Wheeler
because she knows they are court appointed and have to be there. She
also gives some of the funniest scenes in which she talks about her
troubled past and how she came to run Sturdy Wings.
The only
thing bad that can be said about the film is that the circumstances the
characters get themselves into can sometimes appear to be ridiculous.
However, these are far and few between and can rarely interfere with
the film.
“Role Models” turns out to be a surprising comedy that
audiences should not deny themselves. This is because it turns out to
be one of the funnier comedies to come around in the past few years.
4 / 5 Stars – Very Good
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009
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Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
The 3rd Annual The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Awards By J.T. Johnson
This
is the third annual The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly awards where I
summarize the past year’s films in one of three categories, and as you
have probably guessed it from the title, those categories are: The
Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.
This year, I am doing things a
little different. I have decided to not list the Star Ratings next to
the film. One reason is that if one were to look solely at the Star
Ratings that I have given each film, they would think that I liked
“X-Men Origins: Wolverine” more than I liked Quentin Tarantino‘s
“Inglourious Basterds.” Anyone who knows me knows that I think
Tarantino’s latest film was way better than the latest mutant film.
Most critics will tell you that their ratings are almost an
afterthought in the review process and that it is the review that
really counts. Having written reviews for almost three years now, I
tend to agree when I look at what I have given films in the past.
Instead,
I have looked at each film individually and categorized it accordingly.
Doing this, some of the films that I may have given favorable reviews
to may have ended up in the Bad category. It is not to suggest that
these films were actually bad and that I do not recommend them anymore.
It simply means that some of those films were weaker than other, better
films that were released and/or they ended up being a let down in some
way (I’m looking at you, “Terminator: Salvation.”). For example,
“Taken” is under the Bad category, but I do, in fact, like the film.
Also, I’ll list whether or not I recommend that may fall under that
category.
Anyway, back to the awards. As always, I have chosen
the Biggest Disappointment, Biggest Surprise, Worst Movie, and (of
course) Best Picture of the Year. Enjoy.
THE GOOD
ANGELS & DEMONS Tom
Hank’s latest Robert Langdon adventure proves to be better than “The Da
Vinci Code” with a slightly faster plot and a more proactive Langdon.
BROTHERS Tobey Maguire gives an Oscar-worthy performance that is both dark and surprising coming from the same man who plays Spider-Man.
DISTRICT 9 Producer
Peter Jackson and director Neill Blomkamp have given an audience a
truly original sc-fi film that should not be forgotten in a long time.
FUNNY PEOPLE Judd
Apatow’s third film may not be as good as his first two, but still has
enough laughs and plenty of drama to please fans of his earlier work.
GRAN TORINO Clint Eastwood directs and performs in his latest film that ends up becoming the best film of the year.
THE HANGOVER From
Todd Phillips, the director of “Old School,“ comes a comedy that could
have been just another useless road trip movie turns out the be the
best comedy of the year and is the first R-rated comedy to out gross
“Beverly Hills Cop.”
THE HURT LOCKER In what has to be the
best war film in years, this film tells the harrowing story of three
soldiers in the Explosive Ordnance Disposal.
I LOVE YOU, MAN With great chemistry between Jason Segal and Paul Rudd, the movie is actually a good twist on the romantic comedy.
THE INFORMANT Matt Damon gives a fantastic performance as an executive turned whistleblower in a dramedy from director Stephen Soderbergh.
INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS Even
though “Pulp Fiction” remains Tarantino’s best work, this film is still
a good Tarantino film and Christoph Waltz gives a brilliant performance
as Hans Landa, a.k.a. “The Jew Hunter.”
PRECIOUS Gabourey
Sidibe and Mo’Nique give award-winning performances in this gripping
story that ends up being one of the best films of the year.
PUBLIC ENEMIES Great
performances by Johnny Depp and Christian Bale along with an mostly
accurate portrayal of the life and crimes of John Dillinger make this
film a must see.
SHERLOCK HOLMES Robert Downey Jr. and Jude
Law help Guy Ritchie’s modern take on the classic Arthur Conan Doyle
character become a highly intense and well done action flick.
STAR TREK This “prequel” does a great job of breathing new life into a franchise many were beginning to think was dead.
TRICK ‘R TREAT This anthology horror film deserved better than the straight-to-DVD treatment and is destined to become a cult classic.
WATCHMEN After
adapting “300” for the screen, Zach Snyder takes the Hugo award-winning
graphic novel and does something many thought would be impossible: he
made a brilliant adaptation.
X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE This
prequel to the “X-Men” trilogy proves to be a surprisingly entertaining
ride despite a few flaws in character development. Hey, at least it’s
better than the third film.
ZOMBIELAND This hitchhiker’s
guide to zombie films turns out to be one of the best comedies to come
out all year thanks to a great performance by its ensemble,
particularly Woody Harrelson as Tallahassee.
THE BAD
9 Even
with great visuals, this film is way too short and the lack of
character development make it hard to care for any of the rag dolls
found throughout.
AVATAR While it is recommended that people
see this film for the beautiful visuals found throughout, the story’s
predictability causes a lack of suspense and almost destroys the film.
FAST AND FURIOUS By
bringing back the original cast and upping the action, the fourth film
in “The Fast and the Furious” franchise proves to be more entertaining
than originally thought.
G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA “G.I.
Joe” is actually a much better improvement over the lackluster sequel,
“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.” Despite some cheesy acting (or
lack of it Channing Tatum’s case), this film is actually a pretty
decent ride.
HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE While the
sixth Harry Potter film is still worth seeing, the first hour of the
film feels unbearably long and the rest of the film feels like nothing
more than a bridge to the seventh film.
KNOWING While the
film starts off strong, it suddenly shifts gears around the second half
and becomes a mess that just barely falls short of a recommendation.
LAW ABIDING CITIZEN This
film doesn’t know what the hell it wants to be and one can’t help but
to hate the protagonist while also understanding why the antagonist is
doing what he’s doing. This is one audiences can skip.
THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS Despite
being a decent flick, the scenes with Ewan McGregor and George Clooney
in the Iraqi dessert tend to go nowhere while the flashbacks with Jeff
Bridges barely save the film.
PANDORUM Even though there are
good performances from Ben Foster and Dennis Quaid and the film is a
pretty good B movie, it is horribly predictable and the audience will
see where the film will end up in no time.
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY There
are some pretty chilling moments in some parts, but the film does not
end up living up to hype built around it before it was even released.
THE PROPOSAL Sandra
Bullock and Ryan Reynolds, along with their strong supporting cast
including Betty White, save this average romantic comedy from being
another forgettable film.
TAKEN While this is a story that
can be shaky at times, Liam Neeson does a great job at being a father
who will stop at nothing to get his daughter back.
TERMINATOR SALVATION First
off, it is a good, average action flick, but the John Connor scenes
feel forced while the audience patiently waits to get back to the story
of Marcus Wright and Kyle Reese.
THE UGLY
2012 This
is an almost three hour mess of shoddy effects that also contains way
too many characters that no one cares about and a lot of impossible
action.
FRIDAY THE 13TH This film contains too many cheesy
moments, even for a “Friday the 13th” film. It also contains uninspired
kills from its primary villain, Jason Voorhees.
G-FORCE Despite
only a couple of funny scenes, this film is for kids only and parents
should rent it for them instead of going to the movies.
HALLOWEEN II Rob
Zombie finishes massacring a classic horror story with a film that has
no interesting characters or story and sends the franchise heading
towards straight-to-DVD purgatory.
STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI It may be better than the 1994 Jean-Claude Van Damme movie, but not by much.
TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN With
focus squarely on the uninspired human characters from the first film
and not enough focus on the Transformers themselves, this sequel turns
out to be worse than the rather enjoyable first entry.
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON Just
when it seemed that nothing could be worse than the 2008 film, this
film comes along to up the crap factor and make one’s IQ fall even
further.
UNDERWORLD: RISE OF THE LYCANS While the film is not
made badly, it does tell a story that is both too short and it has
already been told in the first two films.
THE BIG FOUR
BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT - 2009 Terminator Salvation
BIGGEST SURPRISE - 2009 The Hangover
WORST MOVIE - 2009 Halloween II
BEST MOVIE - 2009 Gran Torino
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009
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Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
THE PROPOSAL DVD / BLU-RAY REVIEW By J.T. Johnson
Director: Anne Fletcher Cast: Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds, Mary Steenburgen, Craig T. Nelson, Betty White
Wow,
I thought I was going to hate “The Proposal.” It has all the elements
of a romantic comedy. This variation of the genre is that the boy and
girl hate each other and end up falling in love. I’m not giving
anything away because if anyone watches this film, they will recognize
what the film is instantly and see the end before the five minute
marker is up.
It was released on June 19, 2009, and quickly
became a financial success. The film has since been released on DVD and
Blu-Ray on October 13, 2009.
The story begins with a Chief
Editor at a publishing company named Margaret Tate (Sandra Bullock).
Margaret is also Canadian, but we’ll get to that in second. She is the
bane of her underlings’ existence and they even message each other when
the witch, as they have labeled her, is on the way. One of her
underdogs is her assistant, Andrew Paxton (Ryan Reynolds). Andrew is
trying to make his way to the top and become editor. Unfortunately,
Margaret is always shooting him down and he can never seem to catch a
break.
That all changes one day when Margaret is informed that
her visa has expired and that she is about to be deported to Canada.
When Andrew walks into the room, she quickly makes up a story that she
and Andrew are to be married. Unfortunately, the immigration agent
believes that they are lying and they have to go spend the weekend with
Andrew’s family in Alaska.
Of course, they go to Alaska and all
of the crazy misadventures and revelations of love begin to take place.
Familiar? Yes. But here’s the catch: it works. The film is funny and
for a variety of reasons.
The first reason is that there is an
undeniable chemistry between Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock. Whether
they hate one another or getting to know each other, they play their
roles perfectly.
One good example of this is when Margaret is
revealing pieces of her life to Andrew. Sandra Bullock does not
overplay the scene as she calmly tells Reynolds’ Andrew why she’s been
alone since she was sixteen. Reynolds on the other hand silently
listens with the right amount of caring and, also, with a little
surprise that the boss he is so used to hating is now baring her soul.
But
of course, another thing that ultimately makes the film work is the
supporting actors. Mary Steenburgen and Craig T. Nelson play Andrew’s
parents. Steenburgen is wonderful as the mother who is just happy to
see her son but is stressed because he does not come home more often.
Nelson’s character, Joe Paxton, on the other hand, always wanted Andrew
to run the family business but is also leery of Margaret.
What
is great about Nelson’s character is that he could have been the prick
of the show and almost comes close a time or two. The reason this
doesn’t happen is because Nelson makes the smart choice of making Joe a
character who wants to protect his son despite the fact that he can’t
seem to get past Andrew not wanting to run the business.
Then,
of course, there’s Betty White. She is great as Gammie, Andrew’s
89-year-old grandma who is about to turn 90 and is immediately
accepting of Margaret. It is not that she is necessarily funny that
makes her performance great. Sure, it is hilarious that she chants to
the universe in the woods. But there is also a great scene where she is
giving Margaret a necklace that has been in the family for generations.
Again, a clichéd moment but it works due to her and Bullock’s
performance.
Now, beyond the highly predictable story, there are
a few scenes that feel a little too goofy and the film could have
worked a lot better without them. One includes Bullock giving her own
little chant to universe. These scenes, though, are far and few between
and very rarely get in the way.
“The Proposal” follows the
formula by the book, but if one can get over that, then they will be
surprised by how good the cast does and the humor that can be found
within.
3 / 5 Stars - Good
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009
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Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
TOP TEN BOX OFFICE MOVIES OF 2009
With New Year’s Eve just
around the corner, these are the top ten highest grossing films of
2009. Note, however, that some of these films are still out and their
numbers are going to get higher. These numbers are also what the films
made domestically in the U.S. and do not count worldwide grosses.
1. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - $402, 111,870 2. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - $301,959,197 3. Up - $293,004,164 4. The Twilight Saga: New Moon - $280,924,000 5. The Hangover - $277,322,503 6. Star Trek - $257,730,019 7. Avatar - $212,268,000 8. Monsters Vs. Aliens - $198,351,526 9. Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs - $196,573,705 10. The Blind Side - $184,387,000
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Saturday, December 26, 2009
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Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
SHERLOCK HOLMES REVIEW By J.T. Johnson
Director: Guy Ritchie Cast: Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Rachel McAdams, Mark Strong, Kelly Reilly, Eddie Marsan
Guy
Ritchie directs Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law in a new take on Arthur
Conan Doyle’s super sleuth, Sherlock Holmes. Gone is the familiar image
of Holmes in a deerstalker with a magnifying glass in hand. What
remains is an action packed mystery for modern day audiences that
cannot be ignored.
The film opens up with Sherlock Holmes
(Downey Jr.) and Dr. Watson (Law) stopping Lord Blackwood (Mark Strong)
from performing a sacrifice ritual just in time. After being arrested,
Blackwood is sentenced to death, but not before warning Holmes that
death will not stop Blackwood and that three murders will occur in
which Holmes can do nothing about.
Beyond capturing Blackwood,
however, Holmes is bored out of his mind while also being frustrated
that Watson has met a woman named Mary (Kelly Reilly) and they intend
to be married with Watson moving out of the apartment. This is when
Irene Adler, the only person who has managed to fool Holmes twice
before, offers him a case. The game is afoot, indeed.
The first
and best thing about this film is Robert Downey Jr. and his portrayal
of Sherlock Holmes. He plays the detective in a weird and quirky way
yet also maintains all of the wit that audiences know and love about
the character. This Holmes is also a much stronger version of the
character that has plenty of fight in him.
Downey Jr. makes it
great to watch this character whether he is quickly explaining a
revelation about the case or fighting a man on the docks that is twice
his size. The performance is serious and humorous in all of the right
places and Downey once again shows his skill and balancing all the
different levels of his character.
He also works extremely well
with Jude Law as Dr. Watson, a character that is also stronger than has
been portrayed in past films. Law plays Watson as a man who is more
frustrated by Holmes than impressed. He has worked with Holmes for
awhile now and can’t seem to take it anymore. However, he does still
maintain a certain level of respect for Holmes and can never stay away
for too long. Law’s character is more of a brother to Holmes and that
means he must suffer both the good and the bad.
Director Guy
Ritchie has done a great job at making a more modern Holmes for today’s
audience and given the film the same gritty style that his past films
also contain. He has made Sherlock Holmes an exciting character and one
that should continue in future films.
The film is not without
its flaws, though. First off, the middle act does drag for a little bit
and the audience can feel the time beginning to crawl. The movie’s
first and third acts more than make up for it in the end, but it is
there.
Also, some of the action scenes contain extremely shaky
camerawork. They’re not all bad, but it was kind of frustrating to
watch the well choreographed fights while the camera is jerking around.
Finally,
the ending contains a very obvious set-up for a sequel that the film
could have really done without. It’s not a surprise that filmmakers
would want to continue this as a series of films, it just would have
been better had the script stayed focused on the plot for this film.
Despite
its few flaws, however, a great performance by Robert Downey Jr. and
company make this an exciting film that audiences should definitely
enjoy this holiday season.
4 / 5 Stars – Very Good
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Friday, December 25, 2009
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Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
RETRO REVIEW: NATIONAL LAMPOON’S CHRISTMAS VACATION (1989) By J.T. Johnson
Director: Jeremiah S. Chechik Cast:
Chevy Chase, Beverly D’Angelo, Randy Quaid, Juliette Lewis, Johnny
Galecki, John Randolph, Diane Ladd, Doris Roberts, Miriam Flynn,
William Hickey, Mae Questel, Julia Louis-Dreyfus
“National
Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” is a 1989 comedy film that was also the
third installment in the “Vacation” film series. It featured the return
of Chevy Chase and Beverly D’Angelo as Clark and Ellen Griswold as
Clark attempts to pull off the perfect family Christmas.
The
film went on to make over $106 million on its initial theatrical run.
It has also generated over $34 million in video rental profits.
The
most enduring aspect of the film’s performance, however, is that since
its release in 1989, the film has been ranked as one of the top
favorite Christmas films of all time. It can also be seen every year
around the holiday seasons.
It all starts when Clark (Chevy
Chase) and his family drive out to search for the perfect Christmas
tree for their house. This is where the hilarity ensues and never lets
up. It takes everything one loves about Christmas and finds some way to
screw it up whether it be the search for the Christmas tree or just
trying hook up a grand total of 25,000 Christmas lights.
What
also makes the film enduring is the reality under the humor. While
there is plenty of slapstick comedy throughout the film, the themes are
true. Everyone has those certain family members that they would rather
kill than love, even on the Holidays. Also, at some point or another,
everyone knows those neighbors that are so stuck up that they’re too
good for the holidays.
This is what is great about screenwriter
John Hughes. He always knows that while the audiences will respond to
the comic misadventures of the Griswolds, it would not work if he did
not inject that little bit of truth into the film.
It also helps
that director Jeremiah S. Chechik has put together a wonderful cast to
play the Griswold’s family. Beverly D’Angelo has always been great in
the “Vacation” films as Chase’s straight man, or in this case, woman.
She sees the flaws in every plan he has but she truly loves and
supports him even though she may fear for her or her children’s lives
sometimes.
Veteran actors John Randolph, Diane Ladd, E.G.
Marshal and Doris Roberts are all hilarious in their own rights as
Clark and Ellen’s parents. It doesn’t matter if they’re arguing with
each other or putting down Clark. Then there is William Hickey and Mae
Questel as Uncle Lewis and Aunt Bethany.
These two show up close
to the third act of the film and almost steal the show with their own,
oblivious actions. These two by themselves are worth seeing the film.
Then
there is Cousin Eddie, played once again by Randy Quaid. His character
was missing from the last film, “European Vacation,” and its glad to
see him again when he and his family come into town in their decrepit
R.V. As always, like Clark says in the movie, his heart is bigger than
his brain.
When Cousin Eddie screws something up, it is because
he truly doesn’t know any better. This could be because of the plastic
plate in his head. While it’s bad enough that the rest of the family is
there causing Griswolds to enter the threshold of Hell, Cousin Eddie is
the one that none of them want there but he always leaves behind a
great story.
“Christmas Vacation” is a film that is one of those
rare sequels that stands out from the rest. No one has to have seen any
of the other “Vacation” films to understand this family and what they
go through. This is because the filmmakers make this family our own and
it’s good to see them every year for the holidays.
5 / 5 Stars - Classic
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Friday, December 25, 2009
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Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
UNDERWORLD: RISE OF THE LYCANS DVD / BLU-RAY REVIEW By J.T. Johnson
Director: Patrick Tatopoulos Cast: Michael Sheen, Bill Nighy, Rhona Mitra
“Underworld:
Rise of the Lycans” is the third film in the series that started with
“Underworld” and continued with “Underworld: Evolution.” It was
released in theaters on January 23, 2009. The film was a financial
success, making almost $90 million on a $35 million budget. The film
was eventually released on DVD and Blu-Ray on May 12, 2009.
The
film acts as a prequel to the first two films, “Underworld” and
“Underworld: Evolution.” It also sees the return of Michael Sheen, this
time in the starring role, as Lucian, the eventual leader of the
werewolves and Bill Nighy as Viktor, the vampire elder from the first
film.
It begins by establishing that Lucian was the first
werewolf that could take on human form. Viktor takes Lucian in because
he realizes that Lucian could be the first in a new race of slave
werewolves that can keep the vampires safe during the day. Eventually,
Viktor’s vision comes true and Lucian and other Lycans like him are
made into a slave race.
However, what Viktor did not foresee was
that Lucian would start a romantic relationship with Viktor’s daughter,
Sonja (Rhona Mitra).
The performances in the film are really
good to watch. Michael Sheen is great once again as Lucian, and he
worked really well with Rhona Mitra and Bill Nighy. Also, seeing Bill
Nighy as Viktor is always one of the highlights of any “Underworld”
film and he makes a great vampire once again.
In the first film,
it is stated that Kate Beckinsale’s character, Selene, was spared and
turned into a vampire because Viktor saw a resemblance to his own
daughter. The filmmakers could not have picked a better actress for the
role of Sonja than Rhona Mitra. Not only does she give a good
performance, she has many of the same distinguishing features as
Bekinsale and its easy to see why Viktor spared Selene’s life.
However,
this film has many problems that keep it from getting a recommendation.
First off, the effects are not that good. Not that the werewolf effects
have ever been that good in any of the past films, either, but here,
they seem to be worse. The werewolves running around are very choppy
and they do not look very convincing unless they are practical effects
or someone in makeup and costume.
Another problem is the action.
Just like the first film, the action is not all that inspiring and,
more times than not, just plain boring. “Underworld: Evolution”
improved on the action scale and it was frustrating to see the
filmmakers fail with this installment to have any imagination.
The
biggest problem this film contains, though, is the story. It’s not that
it’s badly written or anything, it’s just that audiences who have seen
the past two films already know what is going to happen. This story was
told in flashbacks in the first film and that story doesn’t deviate
here.
That means there’s no surprise unless an audience member
goes in who hasn’t seen the previous films. If he/she has, then they
know that Viktor or Lucian can’t die and, therefore, are in no real
danger. And they sure as hell know what is going to happen to Sonja.
There is no way I can spoil this film for audiences because the other
two films have already beat me to the punch.
Also, the film is
way too short. Without credits, the film is only an hour and twenty two
minutes long. This means the story is only going through the paces to
get to the end as quickly as possible. This makes the audience feel
like they were cheated out of their money.
Unless the filmmakers
decide to move forward with another sequel starring Kate Beckinsale,
then this franchise is officially dead in the water. This installment
can only be truly enjoyed by diehard fans of the series.
1 / 5 Stars – Very Bad
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Thursday, December 24, 2009
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Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Check out the new trailer for "Cop Out," due to hit theaters on February 26, 2010.
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Thursday, December 24, 2009
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Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI DVD / BLU-RAY REVIEW By J.T. Johnson
Director: Andrzej Bartkowiak Cast: Kristin Kreuk, Neal McDonough, Robin Shou, Moon Bloodgood, Chris Klein, Michael Clarke Duncan
“Street
Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li” was released in theaters earlier this
year on February 27, 2009. The DVD and Blu-Ray were released on June
30, 2009.
In 1994, “Street Fighter” was released into theaters.
The film was an adaptation of the popular video game series and did
become a financial success. However, the film was also panned by
virtually everyone as one of the worst video game adaptations of all
time.
Now, in 2009, 20th Century Fox now attempts to wow
audiences with a new film, “The Legend of Chun-Li.” The film has no
connection to the 1994 film and is also not as bad. However, that is
not saying much.
As the title suggest, the film revolves around
Chun-Li (Kristen Kreuk) and her adventure to bring down the evil crime
boss known as Bison (Neal McDonough). One night, when she was a little
girl, Chun-Li’s house is attacked by Bison and his men including Barlog
(Michael Clarke Duncan). Chun-Li’s father surrenders and is taken away
by Bison.
After this, Chun-Li grows up and becomes a talented
pianist. She receives a mysterious scroll and does not know what to do
with it. When her mother dies after losing a battle with cancer, she
decides to go and find out who sent her the scroll. The trail leads her
to Bangkok where she meets Gen (Robin Shou). Gen trains her to face off
with Bison so she can save her father.
In the meantime, Bison is
using her father to try and solidify is his control over the criminal
organization known as Shadaloo. While Chun-Li is also trying to take
down Bison, Detective Maya Sunee (Moon Bloodgood) and Interpol agent
Charlie Nash (Chris Klein) are also tracking Bison.
What follows
is a variety of fights that are some of the worst choreographed in a
long time. The worst part of the fights is the wirework. It is
painfully obvious when the actors get away from the real fighting and
one can actually imagine where the wires are.
Beyond the fights
is a story that is nothing more than a clichéd action film that lacks
any form of reality. Granted, this is based on a video game, but come
on, this film is just ridiculous and does not even attempt to have any
imagination in its execution.
The acting, for the most part, is
decent. Kristen Kreuk does a good job in the film as Chun-Li. It was
also kind of cool to see Robin Shou, known to most moviegoers as the
guy who played Liu Kang in the “Mortal Kombat” films, in another video
game adaptation. Neal McDonough is also good at being the villainous
Bison.
There is one role, however, that is truly memorable
because of how bad it really is. Chris Klein, who virtually disappeared
after appearing in the “American Pie” films and a few other atrocious
films like “Rollerball,” pops back up to play Interpol agent Charlie
Nash. His acting here is so bad it’s indescribable and must be seen in
order to be enjoyed. Unfortunately, this would mean watching the film,
and that might be a fate worse than death.
The acting is so bad
because it feels like Klein did not know that this film was not a
parody of a cop film and his hammy acting would either put William
Shatner to shame or make him proud. Just when one thinks Klein could
not be a worse actor based on his previous films, he does this.
While this film is not as bad as its predecessor, it is not much of an improvement and is one of the worst films of the year.
1 / 5 Stars – Very Bad
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009
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Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Check out the first trailer for "Knight and Day," due to hit theaters on July 2, 2010.
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009
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Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
It looks like "The Kung-Fu Kid" has changed its title back to "The Karate Kid." Now, you can check out the first trailer for the film that is due to hit theaters on June 11, 2010.
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