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Wednesday, January 06, 2010 

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JAMES BOND – THE RETRO REVIEWS – PART I
“Connery, Sean Connery”
By J.T. Johnson



A BRIEF HISTORY AND INTRODUCTION

Former British intelligence officer and journalist, Ian Fleming, decided to create a spy series that would be very loosely based off his own experiences. In 1953, he published “Casino Royale,” the first of 14 books that Fleming would go on to write about superspy James Bond.

The books were instant hits in England and, after President John F. Kennedy named “From Russia with Love” as one of his favorite novels, they quickly jumped up in sales in the United States.

It was in 1958, however, that producer Albert R. “Cubby” Broccoli decided that he wanted to do feature films based on Fleming’s spy novels. In 1960, another producer, Harry Saltzman, bought the film rights to James Bond. Eventually, Broccoli met with Saltzman and the two made a deal to form a partnership in order to produce the series.

They formed EON productions and met with many distributors before United Artists eventually made the deal to finance and distribute the films. Of course, after that deal was made, they needed to cast the role of James Bond.

Many actors were considered for the part including Cary Grant, Broccoli’s friend and best man at his wedding. However, Broccoli knew that Grant would only be committed to one movie and he would have to recast the part after he finished filming the first film.

It wasn’t until Ben Fisz, a producer of “On the Fiddle,” which featured a relatively unknown Sean Connery, suggested that the young Scottish actor might be right for the role of Bond. After getting his wife’s approval after making her watch “Darby O’Gill and the Little People,” Broccoli was confident that Connery was right for the role and the rest is history.

Below is the first part of a three part Retro Review of the entire James Bond series. This part will focus on the Sean Connery films plus “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service,” which featured George Lazenby in the role.

What one will probably not see that often is remarks on the more over the top elements of the Bond films. It goes without saying that all of the Bond films contain a certain element of camp, especially in the early days. That is because the filmmakers did not know they were making certain things that would be the stuff of parodies and all that they have ever wanted to do is just entertain their audiences.

Also, the over the top and sometimes ridiculous action also gives the films a certain appeal and even adds to the likability of the films. However, if things do get a little overboard, even for a Bond film, it will be noted (such as the moon buggy featured in Diamonds Are Forever).

What can also be found in the reviews is a history about each of the films and how they were made including interesting tidbits of behind the scenes information.

Now, enjoy the first part of the James Bond Retro Reviews.



DR. NO (1962)

Director: Terence Young
Cast: Sean Connery, Ursula Andress, Joseph Wiseman, Jack Lord, Bernard Lee, Lois Maxwell

Throughout the ‘50s, author Ian Fleming released a series of novels featuring superspy, James Bond. There were many attempts to get a film off the ground, but the rights were always unavailable. Eventually, producer Albert R. “Cubby” Broccoli decides to secure the rights.

As stated above in the introduction, Broccoli discovered that the rights were held by producer Harry Saltzman. After a scheduled meeting in which Broccoli thought he was going to be able to buy the rights, a partnership was formed between the two in order to produce a movie. The two then moved forward with United Artist and made the first James Bond film, “Dr. No,” on a mere budget of one million dollars. Little did they know they were starting a franchise that has lasted for almost half a century and one that still continues to this day.

The story for the first film is simple enough. After a British agent goes missing in Jamaica, MI6 sends in agent 007, James Bond (Sean Connery), to investigate the disappearance. When he arrives, Bond is soon attacked by various henchmen that are somehow tied to Dr. No (Joseph Wiseman).

Eventually, Bond finds his way to a secret island that is owned by the evil doctor. After Meeting Honey Ryder (Ursula Andress), 007 must fight his way through the island in order to prevent Dr. No from carrying out his insidious plot.

This film is a classic example of an action thriller in the 1960s. It contains plenty of the elements that would define the series. It has the gun barrel sequence that has been in every Bond film in one way or the other. Andress is the first of many women that would be seduced by Bond. It also contains the immortal words that Bond has uttered in almost every film in the series: “Bond, James Bond.”

This, of course, is the first Bond film in which audiences got to see Sean Connery as agent 007. With this film and the other five movies that he made afterwards, Connery wrote the rules which all other Bond actors have tried to adhere to.

One of the reasons that Connery was perfect for the role was the fact that Connery always played Bond as a man who could either charm someone or kill them. This is something that the other actors in the role could never seem to achieve until Daniel Craig took over the role in 2006.

The movie also contains the first in a long line of villains that would try to stop Bond and take over the world. In this case, that villain is the title character of Dr. No. Joseph Wiseman plays the iconic villain as a man who is angry at the East and West who has decided to do everything in his power to topple the world’s leading governments.

Like Sean Connery with the role of Bond, Wiseman’s Dr. No set the bar that all other villains have tried to emulate.

Another thing that audiences could never forget was Ursula Andress as the first main Bond girl, Honey Ryder. They especially could not forget her when Bond first meets her coming out of the water with her two piece bikini and knife strapped to the side. Once again, like Connery and Wiseman, she set a standard that all other Bond girls would have to live up to.

Having said all of that, the biggest problem with this film is that one can tell that it was shot on a small budget. Director Terence Young did his best and would later go on to direct two of Connery’s best Bond films, “From Russia with Love” and “Thunderball.” However, here, his resources were limited and it has not aged as well as the others.

Still, the story and Connery’s performance make this a worthy addition to anyone’s Bond collection.

3 / 5 Stars – Good

FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE (1963)

Director: Terence Young
Cast: Sean Connery, Robert Shaw, Daniela Bianchi, Pedro Armendariz, Lotte Lenya, Bernard Lee, Lois Maxwell, Desmond Llewelyn

After the modest success of “Dr. No” in 1962, producers “Cubby” Broccoli and Harry Saltzman immediately began work on the next James Bond adventure. They more than doubled the budget and decided that “From Russia with Love” was the appropriate film to continue the saga after learning that the novel was one of President John F. Kennedy’s favorites.

The film, like the previous movie, helped develop many of the conventions found in later films. One example includes a cold opening, or pre-credits sequence. From this film on, all Bond films would have a pre-credits sequence in one form or another.

Also worth noting is that EA games adapted both the film and novel into a video game in 2005. It not only featured the likeness of Sean Connery, it also featured Connery voicing the character for the game.

This time, the story takes Bond (Connery) to Istanbul after learning that Tatiana Romanova (Daniela Bianchi), a cipher clerk for the Soviet Union, wants to defect. This would be no big deal except for the fact that she also wants to give the British the Soviet decoder known as the Lektor, a device that the British have been trying to get their hands on for years.

Unknown to either Bond or Romanova, this is all an elaborate plan by SPECTRE (Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion) in order to pit the Russians and the British against one another while obtaining the Lektor for themselves. Also, they know that MI6 will inevitably assign Bond to the case which will give them a chance at revenge for Bond killing one of their operatives, Dr. No.

The movie is considered by many, including Connery himself, as one of the best Bond films in the series. One of the reasons for this is that Connery is on top of his game as Bond. While he did a great job in “Dr. No,” here he seems more at ease in the role. All of the charm and lethality of the character is present and accounted for.

However, Connery is not the only reason this film is one of the more popular films. There is a wide array of characters that come along either to assist Bond or attempt to kill him.

One of those characters is Ali Kerim Bey (Pedro Armendariz). The character proves to be a powerful ally for Bond and is played with absolute perfection by Armendariz. The most interesting and tragic story of the film is that Armendariz was declared terminally ill with cancer during filming. He struggled to finish the role in order to give his family some financial security.

A month after filming all of his scenes, his illness progressed into the advanced stages and Armendariz committed suicide in a hospital in Los Angeles. Before he left the world, however, he left audiences with one more film performance that fans have enjoyed for decades.

The film also offers two of the best villains in the series. First, there is Rosa Klebb, played by Tony award winning actress Lotte Lenya. One can tell that Lenya is having a great time playing this absolutely vile woman and one of her best scenes is when she tries to kill Bond with a poisoned-tipped dagger on the bottom of her shoe.

Then there is Robert Shaw as Red Grant. Throughout most of the film, Red is stalking Bond throughout his journey and does not even say a word until he reveals himself to Bond later in the movie. Shaw’s Grant is another one of those villains that future Bond villains would try to imitate in later films.

Finally, this film also features the first appearance of Desmond Llewelyn as Q, referred to in this film as Major Boothroyd. In the story, he gives Bond one of the first gadgets to ever appear in a Bond film: an attaché case which features a smoke grenade and fifty gold sovereigns along with a hidden knife. Llewelyn would continue in the role of Q for the next 36 years until his last appearance in 1999’s “The World is Not Enough.”

The only real problem with this film is that of Tatiana Romanova. There is not anything wrong with actress Daniela Bianchi’s performance of the character, there is just not much there. In the end, the character is more boring than Ursula Andress’ Honey Ryder from “Dr. No.”

Beyond that small criticism, however, “From Russia with Love” contains a better story with better action and, for the most part, better characters than those found in “Dr. No.” Audiences of any type should definitely give this one a go.

4 / 5 Stars – Very Good

GOLDFINGER (1964)

Director: Guy Hamilton
Cast: Sean Connery, Honor Blackman, Gert Frobe, Shirley Eaton, Harold Sakata, Bernard Lee, Lois Maxwell, Desmond Llewelyn

After the financial success of “From Russia with Love,” the producers quickly sprang into action once again to make the next James Bond adventure. This time, they would get away from the story of SPECTRE and focus on “Goldfinger.”

The budget was once again upped from the previous film and the filmmakers had only one goal: to make everything larger than life. That is exactly what they did and “Goldfinger” remains as one of the best films in the series according to diehard fans.

The story is simple. While on vacation in Miami, Bond (Sean Connery) is ordered by M to look after a gold smuggler named Auric Goldfinger (Gert Frobe). After forcing Goldfinger’s hand and making him lose at gin rummy, Goldfinger sends his main henchman, Oddjob (Harold Sakata), to deal with Bond and kill the woman he is with, Jill Masterson (Shirley Eaton).

After returning to London, Bond discovers that MI6 is trying to figure out how Goldfinger smuggles gold internationally so they can shut him down.

This is the moment Bond receives one of the best gadgets he’s ever had in the entire series: the Astin Martin DB5. Among the gadgets included are machine guns, protective rear plating and even an ejector seat. This vehicle shows to full effect the imagination of the filmmakers and is one of the best things to watch in the entire film.

The movie also contains Goldfinger, a character that has to be one of the best, if not the best, villain in the franchise. Goldfinger is a big and overly confident character. Actor Gert Frobe does a fantastic job of making Goldfinger more like a composer as he performs everything larger than life in order to get his point across.

He also has some of the best lines delivered by a villain and Frobe also performs these moments to perfection.

There is also one of most cunning ways that a villain has ever used to try and kill Bond when Goldfinger straps him to a table with a laser cutter inching slowly towards his… happy place. Bond has nothing but his wits at this point and the tension is real as he tries to convince Goldfinger to spare his life.

Then there is Pussy Galore (Honor Blackman), one of Goldfinger’s associates and his pilot. Not only is this the first, real independent woman in the series, Bond actually has to work at charming this one. Blackmon played Galore as a woman who did not need either Goldfinger or Bond. More than Honey Ryder or Tatiana Romanova, Pussy Galore has gone on to deservedly become the quintessential Bond girl and it is fun to see her play against Bond.

Beyond Galore, Goldfinger’s main henchman is Oddjob, played with a deadly and silent calm by wrestler Harold Sakata. No audience members thought there would be anyone as good as “From Russia with Love’s” Red Grant until they met Oddjob. This is mostly because of using his bowler cap to kill people. Again, it shows the uniqueness of the creative team behind the series and his fight with Bond at the end is also one of the most memorable.

The action in the film is also bigger and better. The pre-credits sequence is better than before by showing Bond plant a bomb in a hidden factory while also dispatching a traitorous woman and her assassin. This “wonderful bit of nonsense” as director Guy Hamilton put it helped suck audiences in while the car chase and the end sequence at Fort Knox kept them involved.

Hamilton, who replaced former director Terence Young for this installment, ended up making one of the best films in the series. While “Dr. No” and “From Russia with Love” started the franchise, “Goldfinger” was the film that really kick started the “Bondmania” that lasted throughout the sixties.

5 / 5 Stars – Classic

THUNDER BALL (1965)

Director: Terence Young
Cast: Sean Connery, Adolfo Celi, Claudine Auger, Luciana Paluzzi, Bernard Lee, Desmond Llewelyn, Lois Maxwell

At the end of “Goldfinger,” the producers boldly promised that James Bond would return in “Thunderball.” This was actually supposed to have been the very first James Bond film. However, legal disputes arose and the filming had to be delayed.

Author Ian Fleming originally tried to bring Bond to the big screen before producers Albert Broccoli and Harry Saltzman had even got together. When the film fell through, however, Fleming soon adapted what was remaining of the screenplay into the novel “Thunderball.” Unfortunately, Fleming did not acknowledge Jack Whittingham and Kevin McClory, two people who had tried to help Fleming with the “Thunderball” script.

They sued the author in 1961when Broccoli and Saltzman were trying to get Bond to the big screen. While they made “Dr. No” instead, Fleming eventually settled his dispute with McClory out of court in 1963 and McClory retained certain screen rights to the novel’s story including plot and characters.

Fearing that McClory might try to make a rival Bond film that would be out of their control, Broccoli and Saltzman agreed to give McClory a producer’s credit with them as executive producers. The film’s credits would also contain a credit saying “original screenplay by Jack Whittingham, based on a story by Kevin McClory, Jack Whittingham, and Ian Fleming.”

Finally, “Thunderball” could go into production.

And it was worth the wait. After Guy Hamilton declined to return due to exhaustion, the producers brought Terence Young, the director of the first two films, back in as director. Young and the producers quickly decided to make the biggest Bond yet with more adventure, intrigue and excitement.

The story has James Bond (Sean Connery) going to Nassau to try and track down two missing nuclear bombs. The evil organization, SPECTRE, has stolen the bombs and is threatening to set them off if they do not get their ransom.

While in Nassau, Bond encounters Emilio Largo (Adolfo Celi), a man who is actually the No. 2 agent in SPECTRE and has an eye patch. The plan to steal the bombs was his and, like other Bond villains before him, he has a wide array of tricks to try and thwart Bond including his pool of sharks and his right hand woman, Fiona Volpe (Luciana Paluzzi).

Adolfo Celi is good as Emilio Largo, but his presence is not felt as much as Gert Frobe was in “Goldfinger.” Also, there is no real story for why he is doing what he is doing. It just seems that working for SPECTRE is good enough. At least Goldfinger had a reason when he was raiding Fort Knox. He was insane man that was trying to drive up the price of his own gold. Largo is just a very angry man.

Largo is also guardian to one of the more tragic Bond girls, Domino (Claudine Auger). She is a sensitive woman who does not know that her brother was killed by SPECTRE as a part of their plan to get the bombs. It is actually a picture of her and her brother that has Bond request from M (Bernard Lee) that he be sent to Nassau in the first place.

Claudine Auger is not only effective as Domino, but she is able to give her character a strength late in the film that helps establish her as one of the more fleshed out Bond girls created during the Connery era.

The story is also fantastic as it takes Bond from flying a jet pack in the opening credits to fighting massive underwater battles. The film’s devices, however, sometimes overshadow the main plot unlike the previous entry, “Goldfinger.”

Still, with its minimum shortcomings, “Thunderball” is an effective ride whose underwater battles are still one the biggest highlights in the series and, while it wasn’t his last, “Thunderball” was Connery’s last great Bond film.

4 / 5 Stars – Very Good

YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE (1967)

Director: Lewis Gilbert
Cast: Sean Connery, Mie Hama, Akikio Wakabayashi, Tetsuro Tanba, Teru Shimada, Karin Dor, Donald Pleasence, Charles Gray, Benard Lee, Lois Maxwell, Desmond Llewelyn

This time, it took two years for the next James Bond adventure to get to the screen. This was because the production for the films was growing so much that the producers could not get another film out within a year. The movie was also the first in the series to completely detach its story from its source novel.

“On Her Majesty’s Secret Service” was supposed to be the next film in the series, but it was decided that “You Only Live Twice” would have to do because they could not yet find high and snowy locations for “Majesty.” The film would also be a first for director Lewis Gilbert, a filmmaker who had already achieved great success with the Oscar-nominated film, “Alfie.”

However, one decision was made during production that cast a shadow over the future of the franchise. Sean Connery, who had portrayed the character four times already, announced that this film would be his last as agent 007.

The film opens with an American spacecraft in orbit around the planet. Before long, another spacecraft appears and hijacks it in space. The Americans are quick to blame Russia, but the British are not convinced. MI6 is ordered to investigate and James Bond (Sean Connery) is sent to Japan to meet with an informant (Charles Gray).

Soon enough, Bond is involved in one of his biggest adventures that take him to the skies, encountering evil businessmen and even infiltrating an infamous underground volcano lair of SPECTRE’s number one baddie, Earnst Stavro Blofeld (Donald Pleasence).

This film is big and there is no denying that. The problem is that the size and scope of everything gets in the way of the story. There is not enough emphasis on the plot and, therefore, the audience is swept away by all of the visuals or the action scenes to remember why the hell Bond is there in the first place.

Ken Adams, the production designer who had a long association with the Bond franchise, outdid himself and the story at the time, when he developed one of the biggest sets ever built: the underground volcano lair. The set was so huge that he was even able to build a giant rocket that could actually fit people inside. While the film is not that good, Adams deserves major credit for his imaginative designs that helped redefine set design.

One of the biggest problems with this film is, surprisingly, Connery’s performance as Bond. Not only was Connery getting older at this point, his stress at playing the role of Bond, while intentional or unintentional, begins to show in some scenes. His performance has a certain “been there, done that” aspect that was not present in the last three Bond films.

Also, none of the characters are really that memorable including main Bond girl, Kissy Suzuki (Mie Hama). She gives a rather dry and dull performance and does not interact that well with Connery. She is definitely one of the more forgettable Bond girls.

One actor who does shine, however, is Donald Pleasence as Blofeld, a villain that had been the unseen leader of SPECTRE in “From Russia with Love” and “Thunderball.” With a bald head, giant scar and devious voice, it is great hearing Pleasence taunt Bond, especially when he tells the agent, “You only live twice, Mr. Bond.” It is unfortunate that Pleasence has to be in one of the lesser Bond films.

Despite a great performance by Donald Pleasence and brilliant set designs by Ken Adams, Connery’s tired portrayal and overuse of action scenes rather than plot make this one Bond film only diehard fans of the series can enjoy.

2 / 5 Stars – Bad

ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE (1969)

Director: Peter Hunt
Cast: George Lazenby, Diana Rigg, Telly Savalas, Gabriele Ferzetti, Bernard Lee, Lois Maxwell, Desmond Llewelyn

Once “You Only Live Twice” was released, Sean Connery left the role that had made him famous. Now, for the first time, the producers had the monumental task of recasting the role of the super spy. Also, after serving as editor on past films and second unit director on “You Only Live Twice,” Peter Hunt was asked to direct the latest adventure.

Of course, Hunt’s first task, along with the producers, was casting James Bond. Many actors were considered for the part, including Timothy Dalton. However, Dalton turned down the role because he himself believed he was too young at the time. Also considered was Roger Moore, but the actor proved unavailable due to his commitment to the television series, “The Saint.”

After seeing him in a commercial, producer Albert R. Broccoli chose Australian actor George Lazenby. First, the young and inexperienced actor had to prove himself in a screen audition. During the audition, Lazenby accidently punched a professional wrestler and Broccoli was so impressed he finally cast Lazenby in the role.

Considering that Lazenby was an unknown, producers then decided to cast a well known actress for the role of lead Bond girl, Tracy Draco. Eventually, they cast Diana Rigg, who was known to audiences for role as Emma Peel in “The Avengers.”

The story for the film has Bond (George Lazenby) tracking down Blofeld (Telly Savalas) to the Swiss Alps where it appears that Blofeld is attempting to claim a royal title from the College of Arms. It also appears that Blofeld is doing research for an allergy cure with a group of women as the facility set up on Piz Gloria.

Inevitably, Bond discovers Blofeld’s evil intentions are revealed as he gives the women, known as the “Angels of Death” by the filmmakers, subliminal messages that instruct them to distribute bacteriological warfare throughout the world.

This film, contrary to popular believe, actually received plenty of praise from critics upon its release. The reason for this is because the film remains truer to its source material more than any other film that came before it.

That means that Bond has to use his wits more than gadgets this time around. The audience will find no Astin Martin DB5 or exploding cigarettes this time. The only real gadget Bond uses is a machine to crack a safe. This was refreshing after seeing the gadget filled “You Only Live Twice.”

The ending of the book also remains and it gives the film a unique and tragic ending that the audiences would not come to expect from a Bond film.

Also great about the story is the role Tracy Draco, played wonderfully by Diana Rigg. While Domino in “Thunderball” was a slightly tragic character, Tracy is a damaged woman who has trouble finding happiness until she meets Bond. However, unlike past Bond girls who are easily swayed by 007, Rigg plays Tracy as a woman who has a strong wall built around her heart until Bond slowly breaks through.

It is this challenge that makes her the ultimate woman for Bond and one that the agent feels he can truly spend his life with.

However, the true question about this film is how does George Lazenby do as James Bond? First off, and to get it out of the way, he is obviously no Sean Connery. But then again, who is?

The biggest problem Lazenby has is that the producers wanted him to be Sean Connery. When he just performs the role on his own terms, Lazenby actually gives a pretty decent performance. When he tries to pull off certain mannerisms that Connery did, it feels forced.

Also, his inexperience as an actor shows a few times throughout the film. Had he gotten a few more films under his belt before this one, Lazenby might have been a better candidate for the job. Another thing that works for him, however, is his chemistry with Diana Rigg.

Rumors and articles in the past have revealed that there was an apparent animosity between the two behind the scenes. However, such animosity never shows in the film and they work really well together in almost every scene they’re in.

The only problem really found with the story is the fact that it is too close to the novel. This presents certain continuity errors with the previous films. For example, Bond and Blofeld are portrayed as never seeing each other before despite the fact that they met in the previous film.

Also, Telly Savalas chooses to portray Blofeld as a charming, sophisticated man. Gone is the scar and maniacal behavior that Donald Pleasence gave in the previous film. Savalas was good, but was nowhere near as good as Pleasence.

While Lazenby was a little too inexperienced for the role of Bond, the film’s solid story and wonderful chemistry between Rigg and Lazenby make this a worthy addition to the series.

3 / 5 Stars – Good

DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER (1971)

Director: Guy Hamilton
Cast: Sean Connery, Jill St. John, Charles Gray, Jimmy Dean, Putter Smith, Bruce Glover, Bernard Lee, Lois Maxwell, Desmond Llewelyn

After taking some bad advice from his agent, George Lazenby turned down a seven film contract to continue in the role of James Bond after “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.” Once again, the producers had to recast the role and actually considered going with an American actor, John Gavin, in order to reboot the series for American audiences. They offered Gavin the job and made the deal when United Artists said that they did not want to go with an American in the role.

The executives at United Artists claimed that they wanted Sean Connery back in the role and that money was no object. Connery was paid 1.2 million pounds, which was an astronomical fee in 1971. Connery then used his fee to help fund his Scottish International Education Trust where Scottish artists could apply for funding without having to leave their country to pursue their careers.

Since John Gavin was no longer needed, his contract was paid in full by United Artists. Eventually, Gavin went on to become the United States Ambassador to Mexico.

Also hired was “Goldfinger” director Guy Hamilton in an attempt to recreate some of the commercially successful aspects of that film. The original script even had Auric Goldfinger’s twin as the main villain in an attempt to get revenge for the death of his brother.

That film was not meant to be, however, and main Bond villain, Blofeld, was written into the script for one last time. The story this time has James Bond (Sean Connery) investigating diamond smuggling and his mission takes him to Las Vegas in order to stop Willard Whyte (Jimmy Dean) with the help of diamond smuggler and main Bond girl for the film, Tiffany Case (Jill St. John).

The movie contains plenty of great action scenes including a fight in confined elevator and a brilliantly choreographed car chase through the streets of Las Vegas. The story, however, gets away from itself and has some of the more ridiculous moments in the series even for a James Bond film.

One scene, for example, has Bond infiltrating one of Blofeld’s research facilities where he randomly stumbles upon a set of the moon and steals a moon buggy in order to escape.

Sean Connery returns to the official series one last time and gives a performance that is very much by the book. Like in “You Only Live Twice,” it feels, at times, as if Connery is still dealing with his frustration at playing Bond one last time. Also, not only does he look older but he also looks a little too out of shape to be playing Bond.

While it was ultimately good that he gave one more performance as Bond, it was also a good idea that the filmmakers decided to go with a different actor in the next film.

Then there is Jill St. John as Tiffany Case. As a Bond girl, she starts off strong and gives a great performance as a beautiful and aggressive diamond smuggler. Then, during the second half of the film, she becomes a bumbling ditz that is more of liability to the film’s story as she is constantly getting into to trouble including getting captured by Blofeld.

And speaking of Blofeld, this time he is played by Charles Gray, an actor who appeared as the ill-fated Henderson in “You Only Live Twice.” Unlike Donald Pleasence or Telly Savalas, he is the weakest actor to play Blofeld and never truly comes off as being all that menacing.

His two henchmen, on the other hand, Mr. Kidd (Putter Smith) and Mr. Wint (Bruce Glover), are exceptionally bizarre and menacing as they dispatch anybody who gets their hands on the diamonds. This could be anything from drowning a little old lady or putting a scorpion down a man’s back. The only real problem is that there is not enough of the two and they have a pretty weak fight with Bond at the end of the film.

Another role that proves to be surprisingly entertaining is that of Willard Whyte, portrayed by Jimmy Dean, the same man who owns the Jimmy Dean sausage company. He is not on screen for long, but his humorous yet committed portrayal proves to be a highlight of the film and he also works very well with Connery.

While it was good to see Connery once again in the role of 007, the film’s lackluster story and weak villains make this one film in the series that the average moviegoer can skip.

2 / 5 Stars – Bad



FINAL SUMMARY – PART I

While there are a couple of shaky films that only work with diehard Bond fans, the filmmakers did a great job at setting up a series that has lasted almost fifty years. Sean Connery had the benefit of being the first actor to portray Bond. However, even though he didn’t have the burden of living up to preexisting conditions, he did have to create the character from scratch.

With the help of many talented directors and producers Albert R. “Cubby Broccoli and Harry Saltzman, Connery became the quintessential Bond. And even though Connery eventually left the series, the producers pushed forward and made even more memorable films to excite audiences around the world.

THE END OF “CONNERY, SEAN CONNERY”
BUT JAMES BOND WILL RETURN IN
“A MOORE HUMOROUS BOND”

Tuesday, January 05, 2010 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Check out the first trailer for "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows." The first part is due to hit theaters on November 19, 2010, followed by the second part on July 15, 2011.


Tuesday, January 05, 2010 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Check out the second trailer for "From Paris with Love," due to hit theaters on February 5.


Saturday, January 02, 2010 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Not a whole lot of news to ring in the new year, but I figured since I missed last week, I'd better post something this week.

“THE FIRST AVENGER: CAPTAIN AMERICA” TO BEGIN SHOOTING IN JUNE

According to “Fangoria,” Marvel Studios is aiming to start production on “The First Avenger: Captain America” this June according to director Joe Johnston. The story will apparently be about a frail youth named Steve Rogers who grew up in a poor family. Horrified by the newsreel footage of the Nazis in Europe, Rogers tries to enlist in the army but is rejected. Overhearing the young man’s pleas to enlists, General Chester Phillips offers Rogers the opportunity to take part in a special experiment known as Operation: Rebirth. After being chosen and administered the “Super-Soldier Serum,” Steve emerges and becomes Captain America. The film is still being slated for release on July 22, 2011.

“STAR TREK 2” TO START PRE-PRODUCTION SOON

MTV recently spoke with actress Zoe Saldana, who plays Uhura in the current film series, and she revealed that the sequel, “Star Trek 2,” will start coming together later this year. She said that J.J. Abrams and Bryan Burk are still in the middle of the script and by the fourth quarter of the year, they should be going into pre-production. There is still no word on when Paramount or J.J. Abrams’ team want to release the film.

“GHOSTBUSTERS 3” TO START PRODUCTION SUMMER 2010

“Heeb Magazine” recently spoke with Harold Ramis about the latest installment in the highly successful “Ghostbusters” franchise. As has been stated before, Gene Stupnitsky and Lee Eisenberg, two writers and producers from “The Office” were recruited by Sony to write the new screenplay. The film will involve all Ghostbusters from the original films but they will mostly be mentors to a new team. Ramis said that audiences should think of the old Ghostbusters in relation to the Doc Brown character in the “Back to the Future” films. However, one significantly new piece of information is that the studio is progressing with the film and that they would like to start shooting next summer and release the film in 2011.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 

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RETRO REVIEW: ROLE MODELS (2008)
By J.T. Johnson

Director: David Wain
Cast: Seann William Scott, Paul Rudd, Elizabeth Banks, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Bobb’e J. Thompson, Jane Lynch

“Role Models” is a film that sees actor Paul Rudd stepping into the leading man role as well as acting as one of the screenwriters for the film. The film was released on November 7, 2008, and made over $92 million while also receiving positive praise from critics. The DVD and Blu-Ray was released on March 10, 2009.

The film sees Danny (Rudd) and Wheeler (Seann William Scott) as two Los Angeles salesman for an energy drink known as Minotaur. Wheeler loves his job while Danny is a depressed individual who hates his job and has a negative attitude towards everything.

Danny’s girlfriend, Beth (Elizabeth Banks), is an attorney who is fed up with his negativity. After she breaks up with him and he decides to wreck the company truck while Wheeler watches hopelessly, Beth is able to keep them out of jail and having to do 150 hours of community service, instead.

This is when Danny meets Augie (Christopher Mintz-Plasse), a teenager who is obsessed with live action role playing games. Wheeler, on the other hand, meets Ronnie (Bobb’e J. Thompson), a foul mouthed 10-year-old who has had big brothers before who have never lasted more than a day.

The first thing that can obviously be said about this film is that it is funny right out of the gate. Rudd is perfect as Danny, the foul mouthed negative soul who needs to find joy in his life. Rudd had mostly been playing supporting roles in films like “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” and “Knocked-Up.” Here, it was great to finally see him get his own role.

Seann William Scott, who is no stranger to comedy thanks to the famous (or infamous) “American Pie” films, also does a great job here as Wheeler. It would be easy to compare this character to Stifler, but instead, the role is slightly more subdued here and the audience generally tends to care for Wheeler. This is helped by the fact that Wheeler really did not do anything wrong to be getting into the same amount of trouble as Danny.

Scott is also helped by Bobb’e J. Thompson as Ronnie. Thompson and Scott work very well off each other with each of them trading blows until they inevitably get along because of their similar interest (boobies and KISS).

Christopher Mintz-Plasse is also great as Augie. This is not really surprising considering that audiences first got a glimpse of Mintz-Plasse in another nerdy role as Fogell, aka McLovin, in 2007’s “Superbad.” This role is not much different aside from adding in all of the role-playing material throughout the film.

It is also an interesting twist to see Danny as he tries to inform Augie to join the real world when, in fact, he is actually teaching Danny to do what he wants as long as he is happy.

Another great performance comes from the always dependable Jane Lynch who most audiences remember as the store manager in “The 40-Year-Old Virgin.” She plays the head of the Sturdy Wings foundation that Danny and Wheeler must report to for their big brother jobs.

She takes an immediate dislike to Danny and Wheeler because she knows they are court appointed and have to be there. She also gives some of the funniest scenes in which she talks about her troubled past and how she came to run Sturdy Wings.

The only thing bad that can be said about the film is that the circumstances the characters get themselves into can sometimes appear to be ridiculous. However, these are far and few between and can rarely interfere with the film.

“Role Models” turns out to be a surprising comedy that audiences should not deny themselves. This is because it turns out to be one of the funnier comedies to come around in the past few years.

4 / 5 Stars – Very Good
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 

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The 3rd Annual The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Awards
By J.T. Johnson

This is the third annual The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly awards where I summarize the past year’s films in one of three categories, and as you have probably guessed it from the title, those categories are: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

This year, I am doing things a little different. I have decided to not list the Star Ratings next to the film. One reason is that if one were to look solely at the Star Ratings that I have given each film, they would think that I liked “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” more than I liked Quentin Tarantino‘s “Inglourious Basterds.” Anyone who knows me knows that I think Tarantino’s latest film was way better than the latest mutant film. Most critics will tell you that their ratings are almost an afterthought in the review process and that it is the review that really counts. Having written reviews for almost three years now, I tend to agree when I look at what I have given films in the past.

Instead, I have looked at each film individually and categorized it accordingly. Doing this, some of the films that I may have given favorable reviews to may have ended up in the Bad category. It is not to suggest that these films were actually bad and that I do not recommend them anymore. It simply means that some of those films were weaker than other, better films that were released and/or they ended up being a let down in some way (I’m looking at you, “Terminator: Salvation.”). For example, “Taken” is under the Bad category, but I do, in fact, like the film. Also, I’ll list whether or not I recommend that may fall under that category.

Anyway, back to the awards. As always, I have chosen the Biggest Disappointment, Biggest Surprise, Worst Movie, and (of course) Best Picture of the Year. Enjoy.

THE GOOD

ANGELS & DEMONS
Tom Hank’s latest Robert Langdon adventure proves to be better than “The Da Vinci Code” with a slightly faster plot and a more proactive Langdon.

BROTHERS
Tobey Maguire gives an Oscar-worthy performance that is both dark and surprising coming from the same man who plays Spider-Man.

DISTRICT 9
Producer Peter Jackson and director Neill Blomkamp have given an audience a truly original sc-fi film that should not be forgotten in a long time.

FUNNY PEOPLE
Judd Apatow’s third film may not be as good as his first two, but still has enough laughs and plenty of drama to please fans of his earlier work.

GRAN TORINO
Clint Eastwood directs and performs in his latest film that ends up becoming the best film of the year.

THE HANGOVER
From Todd Phillips, the director of “Old School,“ comes a comedy that could have been just another useless road trip movie turns out the be the best comedy of the year and is the first R-rated comedy to out gross “Beverly Hills Cop.”

THE HURT LOCKER
In what has to be the best war film in years, this film tells the harrowing story of three soldiers in the Explosive Ordnance Disposal.

I LOVE YOU, MAN
With great chemistry between Jason Segal and Paul Rudd, the movie is actually a good twist on the romantic comedy.

THE INFORMANT
Matt Damon gives a fantastic performance as an executive turned whistleblower in a dramedy from director Stephen Soderbergh.

INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
Even though “Pulp Fiction” remains Tarantino’s best work, this film is still a good Tarantino film and Christoph Waltz gives a brilliant performance as Hans Landa, a.k.a. “The Jew Hunter.”

PRECIOUS
Gabourey Sidibe and Mo’Nique give award-winning performances in this gripping story that ends up being one of the best films of the year.

PUBLIC ENEMIES
Great performances by Johnny Depp and Christian Bale along with an mostly accurate portrayal of the life and crimes of John Dillinger make this film a must see.

SHERLOCK HOLMES
Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law help Guy Ritchie’s modern take on the classic Arthur Conan Doyle character become a highly intense and well done action flick.

STAR TREK
This “prequel” does a great job of breathing new life into a franchise many were beginning to think was dead.

TRICK ‘R TREAT
This anthology horror film deserved better than the straight-to-DVD treatment and is destined to become a cult classic.

WATCHMEN
After adapting “300” for the screen, Zach Snyder takes the Hugo award-winning graphic novel and does something many thought would be impossible: he made a brilliant adaptation.

X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE
This prequel to the “X-Men” trilogy proves to be a surprisingly entertaining ride despite a few flaws in character development. Hey, at least it’s better than the third film.

ZOMBIELAND
This hitchhiker’s guide to zombie films turns out to be one of the best comedies to come out all year thanks to a great performance by its ensemble, particularly Woody Harrelson as Tallahassee.

THE BAD

9
Even with great visuals, this film is way too short and the lack of character development make it hard to care for any of the rag dolls found throughout.

AVATAR
While it is recommended that people see this film for the beautiful visuals found throughout, the story’s predictability causes a lack of suspense and almost destroys the film.

FAST AND FURIOUS
By bringing back the original cast and upping the action, the fourth film in “The Fast and the Furious” franchise proves to be more entertaining than originally thought.

G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA
“G.I. Joe” is actually a much better improvement over the lackluster sequel, “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.” Despite some cheesy acting (or lack of it Channing Tatum’s case), this film is actually a pretty decent ride.

HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
While the sixth Harry Potter film is still worth seeing, the first hour of the film feels unbearably long and the rest of the film feels like nothing more than a bridge to the seventh film.

KNOWING
While the film starts off strong, it suddenly shifts gears around the second half and becomes a mess that just barely falls short of a recommendation.

LAW ABIDING CITIZEN
This film doesn’t know what the hell it wants to be and one can’t help but to hate the protagonist while also understanding why the antagonist is doing what he’s doing. This is one audiences can skip.

THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS
Despite being a decent flick, the scenes with Ewan McGregor and George Clooney in the Iraqi dessert tend to go nowhere while the flashbacks with Jeff Bridges barely save the film.

PANDORUM
Even though there are good performances from Ben Foster and Dennis Quaid and the film is a pretty good B movie, it is horribly predictable and the audience will see where the film will end up in no time.

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
There are some pretty chilling moments in some parts, but the film does not end up living up to hype built around it before it was even released.

THE PROPOSAL
Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds, along with their strong supporting cast including Betty White, save this average romantic comedy from being another forgettable film.

TAKEN
While this is a story that can be shaky at times, Liam Neeson does a great job at being a father who will stop at nothing to get his daughter back.

TERMINATOR SALVATION
First off, it is a good, average action flick, but the John Connor scenes feel forced while the audience patiently waits to get back to the story of Marcus Wright and Kyle Reese.

THE UGLY

2012
This is an almost three hour mess of shoddy effects that also contains way too many characters that no one cares about and a lot of impossible action.

FRIDAY THE 13TH
This film contains too many cheesy moments, even for a “Friday the 13th” film. It also contains uninspired kills from its primary villain, Jason Voorhees.

G-FORCE
Despite only a couple of funny scenes, this film is for kids only and parents should rent it for them instead of going to the movies.

HALLOWEEN II
Rob Zombie finishes massacring a classic horror story with a film that has no interesting characters or story and sends the franchise heading towards straight-to-DVD purgatory.

STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI
It may be better than the 1994 Jean-Claude Van Damme movie, but not by much.

TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN
With focus squarely on the uninspired human characters from the first film and not enough focus on the Transformers themselves, this sequel turns out to be worse than the rather enjoyable first entry.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON
Just when it seemed that nothing could be worse than the 2008 film, this film comes along to up the crap factor and make one’s IQ fall even further.

UNDERWORLD: RISE OF THE LYCANS
While the film is not made badly, it does tell a story that is both too short and it has already been told in the first two films.

THE BIG FOUR

BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT - 2009
Terminator Salvation

BIGGEST SURPRISE - 2009
The Hangover

WORST MOVIE - 2009
Halloween II

BEST MOVIE - 2009
Gran Torino
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 

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THE PROPOSAL DVD / BLU-RAY REVIEW
By J.T. Johnson

Director: Anne Fletcher
Cast: Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds, Mary Steenburgen, Craig T. Nelson, Betty White

Wow, I thought I was going to hate “The Proposal.” It has all the elements of a romantic comedy. This variation of the genre is that the boy and girl hate each other and end up falling in love. I’m not giving anything away because if anyone watches this film, they will recognize what the film is instantly and see the end before the five minute marker is up.

It was released on June 19, 2009, and quickly became a financial success. The film has since been released on DVD and Blu-Ray on October 13, 2009.

The story begins with a Chief Editor at a publishing company named Margaret Tate (Sandra Bullock). Margaret is also Canadian, but we’ll get to that in second. She is the bane of her underlings’ existence and they even message each other when the witch, as they have labeled her, is on the way. One of her underdogs is her assistant, Andrew Paxton (Ryan Reynolds). Andrew is trying to make his way to the top and become editor. Unfortunately, Margaret is always shooting him down and he can never seem to catch a break.

That all changes one day when Margaret is informed that her visa has expired and that she is about to be deported to Canada. When Andrew walks into the room, she quickly makes up a story that she and Andrew are to be married. Unfortunately, the immigration agent believes that they are lying and they have to go spend the weekend with Andrew’s family in Alaska.

Of course, they go to Alaska and all of the crazy misadventures and revelations of love begin to take place. Familiar? Yes. But here’s the catch: it works. The film is funny and for a variety of reasons.

The first reason is that there is an undeniable chemistry between Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock. Whether they hate one another or getting to know each other, they play their roles perfectly.

One good example of this is when Margaret is revealing pieces of her life to Andrew. Sandra Bullock does not overplay the scene as she calmly tells Reynolds’ Andrew why she’s been alone since she was sixteen. Reynolds on the other hand silently listens with the right amount of caring and, also, with a little surprise that the boss he is so used to hating is now baring her soul.

But of course, another thing that ultimately makes the film work is the supporting actors. Mary Steenburgen and Craig T. Nelson play Andrew’s parents. Steenburgen is wonderful as the mother who is just happy to see her son but is stressed because he does not come home more often. Nelson’s character, Joe Paxton, on the other hand, always wanted Andrew to run the family business but is also leery of Margaret.

What is great about Nelson’s character is that he could have been the prick of the show and almost comes close a time or two. The reason this doesn’t happen is because Nelson makes the smart choice of making Joe a character who wants to protect his son despite the fact that he can’t seem to get past Andrew not wanting to run the business.

Then, of course, there’s Betty White. She is great as Gammie, Andrew’s 89-year-old grandma who is about to turn 90 and is immediately accepting of Margaret. It is not that she is necessarily funny that makes her performance great. Sure, it is hilarious that she chants to the universe in the woods. But there is also a great scene where she is giving Margaret a necklace that has been in the family for generations. Again, a clichéd moment but it works due to her and Bullock’s performance.

Now, beyond the highly predictable story, there are a few scenes that feel a little too goofy and the film could have worked a lot better without them. One includes Bullock giving her own little chant to universe. These scenes, though, are far and few between and very rarely get in the way.

“The Proposal” follows the formula by the book, but if one can get over that, then they will be surprised by how good the cast does and the humor that can be found within.

3 / 5 Stars - Good
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 

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TOP TEN BOX OFFICE MOVIES OF 2009

With New Year’s Eve just around the corner, these are the top ten highest grossing films of 2009. Note, however, that some of these films are still out and their numbers are going to get higher. These numbers are also what the films made domestically in the U.S. and do not count worldwide grosses.

1. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - $402, 111,870
2. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - $301,959,197
3. Up - $293,004,164
4. The Twilight Saga: New Moon - $280,924,000
5. The Hangover - $277,322,503
6. Star Trek - $257,730,019
7. Avatar - $212,268,000
8. Monsters Vs. Aliens - $198,351,526
9. Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs - $196,573,705
10. The Blind Side - $184,387,000
Saturday, December 26, 2009 

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SHERLOCK HOLMES REVIEW
By J.T. Johnson

Director: Guy Ritchie
Cast: Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Rachel McAdams, Mark Strong, Kelly Reilly, Eddie Marsan

Guy Ritchie directs Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law in a new take on Arthur Conan Doyle’s super sleuth, Sherlock Holmes. Gone is the familiar image of Holmes in a deerstalker with a magnifying glass in hand. What remains is an action packed mystery for modern day audiences that cannot be ignored.

The film opens up with Sherlock Holmes (Downey Jr.) and Dr. Watson (Law) stopping Lord Blackwood (Mark Strong) from performing a sacrifice ritual just in time. After being arrested, Blackwood is sentenced to death, but not before warning Holmes that death will not stop Blackwood and that three murders will occur in which Holmes can do nothing about.

Beyond capturing Blackwood, however, Holmes is bored out of his mind while also being frustrated that Watson has met a woman named Mary (Kelly Reilly) and they intend to be married with Watson moving out of the apartment. This is when Irene Adler, the only person who has managed to fool Holmes twice before, offers him a case. The game is afoot, indeed.

The first and best thing about this film is Robert Downey Jr. and his portrayal of Sherlock Holmes. He plays the detective in a weird and quirky way yet also maintains all of the wit that audiences know and love about the character. This Holmes is also a much stronger version of the character that has plenty of fight in him.

Downey Jr. makes it great to watch this character whether he is quickly explaining a revelation about the case or fighting a man on the docks that is twice his size. The performance is serious and humorous in all of the right places and Downey once again shows his skill and balancing all the different levels of his character.

He also works extremely well with Jude Law as Dr. Watson, a character that is also stronger than has been portrayed in past films. Law plays Watson as a man who is more frustrated by Holmes than impressed. He has worked with Holmes for awhile now and can’t seem to take it anymore. However, he does still maintain a certain level of respect for Holmes and can never stay away for too long. Law’s character is more of a brother to Holmes and that means he must suffer both the good and the bad.

Director Guy Ritchie has done a great job at making a more modern Holmes for today’s audience and given the film the same gritty style that his past films also contain. He has made Sherlock Holmes an exciting character and one that should continue in future films.

The film is not without its flaws, though. First off, the middle act does drag for a little bit and the audience can feel the time beginning to crawl. The movie’s first and third acts more than make up for it in the end, but it is there.

Also, some of the action scenes contain extremely shaky camerawork. They’re not all bad, but it was kind of frustrating to watch the well choreographed fights while the camera is jerking around.

Finally, the ending contains a very obvious set-up for a sequel that the film could have really done without. It’s not a surprise that filmmakers would want to continue this as a series of films, it just would have been better had the script stayed focused on the plot for this film.

Despite its few flaws, however, a great performance by Robert Downey Jr. and company make this an exciting film that audiences should definitely enjoy this holiday season.

4 / 5 Stars – Very Good
Friday, December 25, 2009 

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RETRO REVIEW: NATIONAL LAMPOON’S CHRISTMAS VACATION (1989)
By J.T. Johnson

Director: Jeremiah S. Chechik
Cast: Chevy Chase, Beverly D’Angelo, Randy Quaid, Juliette Lewis, Johnny Galecki, John Randolph, Diane Ladd, Doris Roberts, Miriam Flynn, William Hickey, Mae Questel, Julia Louis-Dreyfus

“National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” is a 1989 comedy film that was also the third installment in the “Vacation” film series. It featured the return of Chevy Chase and Beverly D’Angelo as Clark and Ellen Griswold as Clark attempts to pull off the perfect family Christmas.

The film went on to make over $106 million on its initial theatrical run. It has also generated over $34 million in video rental profits.

The most enduring aspect of the film’s performance, however, is that since its release in 1989, the film has been ranked as one of the top favorite Christmas films of all time. It can also be seen every year around the holiday seasons.

It all starts when Clark (Chevy Chase) and his family drive out to search for the perfect Christmas tree for their house. This is where the hilarity ensues and never lets up. It takes everything one loves about Christmas and finds some way to screw it up whether it be the search for the Christmas tree or just trying hook up a grand total of 25,000 Christmas lights.

What also makes the film enduring is the reality under the humor. While there is plenty of slapstick comedy throughout the film, the themes are true. Everyone has those certain family members that they would rather kill than love, even on the Holidays. Also, at some point or another, everyone knows those neighbors that are so stuck up that they’re too good for the holidays.

This is what is great about screenwriter John Hughes. He always knows that while the audiences will respond to the comic misadventures of the Griswolds, it would not work if he did not inject that little bit of truth into the film.

It also helps that director Jeremiah S. Chechik has put together a wonderful cast to play the Griswold’s family. Beverly D’Angelo has always been great in the “Vacation” films as Chase’s straight man, or in this case, woman. She sees the flaws in every plan he has but she truly loves and supports him even though she may fear for her or her children’s lives sometimes.

Veteran actors John Randolph, Diane Ladd, E.G. Marshal and Doris Roberts are all hilarious in their own rights as Clark and Ellen’s parents. It doesn’t matter if they’re arguing with each other or putting down Clark. Then there is William Hickey and Mae Questel as Uncle Lewis and Aunt Bethany.

These two show up close to the third act of the film and almost steal the show with their own, oblivious actions. These two by themselves are worth seeing the film.

Then there is Cousin Eddie, played once again by Randy Quaid. His character was missing from the last film, “European Vacation,” and its glad to see him again when he and his family come into town in their decrepit R.V. As always, like Clark says in the movie, his heart is bigger than his brain.

When Cousin Eddie screws something up, it is because he truly doesn’t know any better. This could be because of the plastic plate in his head. While it’s bad enough that the rest of the family is there causing Griswolds to enter the threshold of Hell, Cousin Eddie is the one that none of them want there but he always leaves behind a great story.

“Christmas Vacation” is a film that is one of those rare sequels that stands out from the rest. No one has to have seen any of the other “Vacation” films to understand this family and what they go through. This is because the filmmakers make this family our own and it’s good to see them every year for the holidays.

5 / 5 Stars - Classic
Friday, December 25, 2009 

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UNDERWORLD: RISE OF THE LYCANS DVD / BLU-RAY REVIEW
By J.T. Johnson

Director: Patrick Tatopoulos
Cast: Michael Sheen, Bill Nighy, Rhona Mitra

“Underworld: Rise of the Lycans” is the third film in the series that started with “Underworld” and continued with “Underworld: Evolution.” It was released in theaters on January 23, 2009. The film was a financial success, making almost $90 million on a $35 million budget. The film was eventually released on DVD and Blu-Ray on May 12, 2009.

The film acts as a prequel to the first two films, “Underworld” and “Underworld: Evolution.” It also sees the return of Michael Sheen, this time in the starring role, as Lucian, the eventual leader of the werewolves and Bill Nighy as Viktor, the vampire elder from the first film.

It begins by establishing that Lucian was the first werewolf that could take on human form. Viktor takes Lucian in because he realizes that Lucian could be the first in a new race of slave werewolves that can keep the vampires safe during the day. Eventually, Viktor’s vision comes true and Lucian and other Lycans like him are made into a slave race.

However, what Viktor did not foresee was that Lucian would start a romantic relationship with Viktor’s daughter, Sonja (Rhona Mitra).

The performances in the film are really good to watch. Michael Sheen is great once again as Lucian, and he worked really well with Rhona Mitra and Bill Nighy. Also, seeing Bill Nighy as Viktor is always one of the highlights of any “Underworld” film and he makes a great vampire once again.

In the first film, it is stated that Kate Beckinsale’s character, Selene, was spared and turned into a vampire because Viktor saw a resemblance to his own daughter. The filmmakers could not have picked a better actress for the role of Sonja than Rhona Mitra. Not only does she give a good performance, she has many of the same distinguishing features as Bekinsale and its easy to see why Viktor spared Selene’s life.

However, this film has many problems that keep it from getting a recommendation. First off, the effects are not that good. Not that the werewolf effects have ever been that good in any of the past films, either, but here, they seem to be worse. The werewolves running around are very choppy and they do not look very convincing unless they are practical effects or someone in makeup and costume.

Another problem is the action. Just like the first film, the action is not all that inspiring and, more times than not, just plain boring. “Underworld: Evolution” improved on the action scale and it was frustrating to see the filmmakers fail with this installment to have any imagination.

The biggest problem this film contains, though, is the story. It’s not that it’s badly written or anything, it’s just that audiences who have seen the past two films already know what is going to happen. This story was told in flashbacks in the first film and that story doesn’t deviate here.

That means there’s no surprise unless an audience member goes in who hasn’t seen the previous films. If he/she has, then they know that Viktor or Lucian can’t die and, therefore, are in no real danger. And they sure as hell know what is going to happen to Sonja. There is no way I can spoil this film for audiences because the other two films have already beat me to the punch.

Also, the film is way too short. Without credits, the film is only an hour and twenty two minutes long. This means the story is only going through the paces to get to the end as quickly as possible. This makes the audience feel like they were cheated out of their money.

Unless the filmmakers decide to move forward with another sequel starring Kate Beckinsale, then this franchise is officially dead in the water. This installment can only be truly enjoyed by diehard fans of the series.

1 / 5 Stars – Very Bad
Thursday, December 24, 2009 

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Check out the new trailer for "Cop Out," due to hit theaters on February 26, 2010.


Thursday, December 24, 2009 

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STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI DVD / BLU-RAY REVIEW
By J.T. Johnson

Director: Andrzej Bartkowiak
Cast: Kristin Kreuk, Neal McDonough, Robin Shou, Moon Bloodgood, Chris Klein, Michael Clarke Duncan

“Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li” was released in theaters earlier this year on February 27, 2009. The DVD and Blu-Ray were released on June 30, 2009.

In 1994, “Street Fighter” was released into theaters. The film was an adaptation of the popular video game series and did become a financial success. However, the film was also panned by virtually everyone as one of the worst video game adaptations of all time.

Now, in 2009, 20th Century Fox now attempts to wow audiences with a new film, “The Legend of Chun-Li.” The film has no connection to the 1994 film and is also not as bad. However, that is not saying much.

As the title suggest, the film revolves around Chun-Li (Kristen Kreuk) and her adventure to bring down the evil crime boss known as Bison (Neal McDonough). One night, when she was a little girl, Chun-Li’s house is attacked by Bison and his men including Barlog (Michael Clarke Duncan). Chun-Li’s father surrenders and is taken away by Bison.

After this, Chun-Li grows up and becomes a talented pianist. She receives a mysterious scroll and does not know what to do with it. When her mother dies after losing a battle with cancer, she decides to go and find out who sent her the scroll. The trail leads her to Bangkok where she meets Gen (Robin Shou). Gen trains her to face off with Bison so she can save her father.

In the meantime, Bison is using her father to try and solidify is his control over the criminal organization known as Shadaloo. While Chun-Li is also trying to take down Bison, Detective Maya Sunee (Moon Bloodgood) and Interpol agent Charlie Nash (Chris Klein) are also tracking Bison.

What follows is a variety of fights that are some of the worst choreographed in a long time. The worst part of the fights is the wirework. It is painfully obvious when the actors get away from the real fighting and one can actually imagine where the wires are.

Beyond the fights is a story that is nothing more than a clichéd action film that lacks any form of reality. Granted, this is based on a video game, but come on, this film is just ridiculous and does not even attempt to have any imagination in its execution.

The acting, for the most part, is decent. Kristen Kreuk does a good job in the film as Chun-Li. It was also kind of cool to see Robin Shou, known to most moviegoers as the guy who played Liu Kang in the “Mortal Kombat” films, in another video game adaptation. Neal McDonough is also good at being the villainous Bison.

There is one role, however, that is truly memorable because of how bad it really is. Chris Klein, who virtually disappeared after appearing in the “American Pie” films and a few other atrocious films like “Rollerball,” pops back up to play Interpol agent Charlie Nash. His acting here is so bad it’s indescribable and must be seen in order to be enjoyed. Unfortunately, this would mean watching the film, and that might be a fate worse than death.

The acting is so bad because it feels like Klein did not know that this film was not a parody of a cop film and his hammy acting would either put William Shatner to shame or make him proud. Just when one thinks Klein could not be a worse actor based on his previous films, he does this.

While this film is not as bad as its predecessor, it is not much of an improvement and is one of the worst films of the year.

1 / 5 Stars – Very Bad
Wednesday, December 23, 2009 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Check out the first trailer for "Knight and Day," due to hit theaters on July 2, 2010.


Wednesday, December 23, 2009 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
It looks like "The Kung-Fu Kid" has changed its title back to "The Karate Kid." Now, you can check out the first trailer for the film that is due to hit theaters on June 11, 2010.


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