As you await the arrival of Issue 3, Hien and Niko are in the planning stages of a special issue about your most ridiculous, hilarious or horrifying dreams. Send us an email at punchandus@yahoo.com or comment on our website or myspace with a full description of your dream. The ones that make the issue will have a free interpretation of it by US or a professional psychologist. Wet dreams (if not funny at all) are not welcomed by your mother and they are certianly not welcomed by us.

Our motto in full effect! Our fate in a sweltering furnace for eternity in progress!
Niko: SACRIFICE OUR PRINCIPLES FOR THE SAKE OF COMEDY!
Hien: yes!
Hien: man i alwyas read sake
Hien: as SAKE
Niko: As in the alcoholic beverage?
Hien: yeah
Hien: always
Niko: Sake of comedy, hahahah!
Niko: For Christ's sake!
Hien: to hell with the wine
Hien: it's all about the holy sake
Niko: Christ wants to sake bomb!
Hien: we're going to hell
Niko: No, you see we're just having a friendly relationship with God.
Niko: All in good fun, yeah?
Hien: yes
Hien: we have a buddy buddy relationship
Hien: but it should be idol
Niko: Okay maybe we will burn.
Niko: "I'm sorry we misinterpreted the Bible wrong! YOU MADE US JACKED IN THE HEAD, HOW CAN YOU BLAME US?!"
Niko: I think I'm just digging myself into a bigger hole.
Hien: yes i think we're throwing more coal into the BBQ pit
Niko: Damn us, literally!
Hien: but i would like to think god has a sense of humor
Niko: I sure hope so!
Hien: and he's not all about the lightning blots and the enternal damnation
Niko: I thought the whole siccing locusts on people was funny.
Niko: Who would've thunk? LOCUSTS?!
Niko: I think God has a twisted sense of humor, kinda like us.

Nine down, 1 to go!
Niko: You are PSYCHIC.
Hien: psycho is mor elike it
Niko: We'll leave it at psych and then people can determine the rest for themselves if they're still standing.
Hien: just like us to bring in word play
Niko: "'Cause some emcees are all word, no play."
Niko: Song quote.
Hien: yes i think i could figure that out
Hien: be like Niko quote
Hien: quote ourselves
Niko: That is ultimate status, to be able to say whatever you need without other people's quotes.
Niko: For speeches and essays we always need backup.
Niko: I wanna be so great that my word is only rivaled by God's!!!
Hien: that sounds like pride
Hien: how many more deadly sins do we have left
Niko: Dammit, we can never get away from the blasphemy.
Hien: that we haven't offended
Niko: Have you killed anyone?
Hien: good point
Niko: I think that's the only commandment I haven't crossed.
Hien: sloth and gluttony we have down tight