Just wondering what you guys think of my new layout.  

Frus said that the girl in the title banner seems to be my doppelganger. Even more so because I seem to drink my cocktails just like her. Or she drinks like I do. Uncanny.

I love the goldfish even more.

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Guide to Blogdering Bodicea's MySpace Blog:

1. Use Internet Explorer 5.5 browser please and thank you.

2. In case of the appearance of !-[if !supportLineBreakNew]-->, use Mozilla Firefox 1.5 browser, please and thank you.

3. If you came here from Bodicea's profile:-
   a) and have clicked on View All Blog
      Entries:
      i. you are smart to save time.
   b) and have clicked on Blogdering 
      Bodicea's Blog 101 or any other
      individual posts:
      i. you will waste at least 2-3
         seconds to click on Back just to
         view her previous ingenious
         posts. My condolence.

4. When you're stuck in her blog:-
    a) and you want to read similar
       shits like it:
       i. Click on the catergory beneath
          the blog post title.
      ii. Select subject.
     iii. Read.
    b) and you want some more similar
       shits like the one you've just
       read:
       i. Click the Back arrow button on
          the upper left of your
          Internet Explorer 5.5 /
          Mozilla Firefox 1.5
      ii. Repeat steps 4(a)(ii) and
          4(a)(iii) as necessary.
    c) and you want to get out of it:
        i. Click on < Back to go back to
           the recent blog posts page
           and recieve further
           enlightenment.
       ii. Click on the X button on the
           upper right corner to go back
           to your realm of ignorance.

5. When you're almost blinded by her funky flashy choice of colours:-
   a) Wear a pair of ultraviolet ray
      protectors.
   b) Highlight the words with your
      friendly mouse pointer.
   c) Copy and paste everything into your
      friendly word processor.
      (Micro$oft Word, Open Office, etc)

   In case of emergencies: Discontinue
   use of video card. Obviously you need
   to change it.

6. When don't understand her bombasticness:
   a) Pay your ever friendly yet lonely
      dictionary a lovely visit!(Don't
      abandon your books, folks! They
      have feelings too.)
   b) Consider retaking your English
      class.

7. When you want to comment in her nifty blog:-
   a) You can:

      i)Sign up for My-sucky-Space.
     ii)Click on the desired post.
    iii)Click on X Comments at the
        bottom. (if available)
     iv)Read the post and the comments
        below (if any) at least thrice to
        ensure that your mind is not
        about to create a comment that
        would make Bush sound smarter
        than you are.
      v)Click on Add Comment.
     vi)Type in the lovely white
        rectangle at the bottom of the
        page.
    vii)Give her 2 Kudos for her
        ingeniously absurd speculations.
   viii)Click Post.

   b) You can email her and request that
      your enlightening comment be seen
      by the ignorant public. She is
      nice. Don't worry.

   Reminder: This blog is read mainly by
             Bodohland-ers. Use simple
             England. Preez en Sangkyu.

8. When you don't understand alien languages like ��������:
    a) Assume that they are apostrophes, open/close
       inverted commas, percentage signs, dollar signs,
       censored cussings etc.

9. When you don't know what are apostrophes, open/close inverted commas, percentage signs, dollar signs and censored cussings:
    a) Refer to 6.

[Author's note: My old poem. Written when I was 16 or 17]

But you have to agree that the choice of colour is nice.

And don't worry too much, because I'm ending your pain now.

Yes, thank my initiative mind, please. Because I asked a couple of people who kindly tolerated my peculiar sense of blogging, about their opinion of my blogging scheme and it seemed to me that they need salvation. The colour scheme, mind you. Not the diabolical scheme of burning your retinas. I'm kind to all nice readers.

Are you nice?

Anyway, I've decided to change the highlight colours and so forth, seeing that I have to compromise my wonderfully vibrant colourful personality with my blogders' eyeballs.

To those who have been dying to drop me a message but have the fear of being shot down by me due to your lack of content, fear not now. Please tell me if you have any favourite blog layout here, what you think of the blog layout, the cut-and-paste style, and the use of colours. I want to read your suggestions of making this blog look its nicest without having to download html codes. Thank you.

By the way, this has nothing to do with the blog content. If you never got what I said in the first place, good. Never bother.

Feedback time. Yay.

To all of you who want to add me:

   1. Send me a fascinating message about yourself to get my attention, please. I won't look at the "friend" request until I have accepted your message. Also, explain why you want me to add you. "Hai, nak kwan?/Awk comel laa, nak knal?" and the likes do NOT count. I won't add absolute strangers, mind you.

   2. Have a more fascinating profile than mine, please. Your artistic expressions/language skills count here.

   3. There is no point flaming me. I can
      easily mark your messages as spam,
      delete them, and block you. Unless you feel like entertaining my blogders of course.

Of the people you meet

And the souls you seek

All but one you click

Is this space worth it?

Think.

See.

What are you here for?

Only typed words you see

They don't lead to more

Take your one night stands

And leave me alone

You don't understand

This space I own