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Friday, July 17, 2009 
Personally... I find this VERY inappropriate.. UNLESS I find any takers...

 
I mean.. that's awful.. unless you don't think so..


Friday, July 10, 2009 

Current mood:  bouncy

If you follow me on twitter, which is HIGHLY RECOMMENDED (
www.twitter.com/Radiowoody), these are random, delicious, morsels of brain (in)activity are slapped up on the internet on a regular basis. If not, here are some things that have clogged my brain of late.......

Just woke up from a great Friday afternoon nap! I had an awesome DREAM where every woman in the world wore SEXY GLADIATOR SANDALS! HAWT!!


Like IHOP/Waffle House or Soda/Pop/Coke lines in the USA, is there a Ketchup/Catsup line? Cause I won't live in a "Catsup" town... NO. WAY.

We mourn the passing of OSCAR MAYER. My bologna has a first name...and its C-A-D-A-V-E-R. Oscar is survived by his son, John, a musician.

The Virus that attacked US Gov websites came from North Korea! First Clue? Spam email: "Wanna RAST RONGER in Bed?" C'mon! Don't open that!

Michael Jackson's Family is awaiting the RETURN of his BRAIN from the coroner to bury him. However, having NO BRAIN could get him a gig on "The Hills".

What's the difference between the Porsche I just saw at the Kroger Gas Station and a Porcupine? A porcupine has the tiny little pricks on the OUTSIDE

News Flash! Sarah Palin stepping down as Alaska's Governor to concentrate on her new Bravo Show "The Real Housewives of Juneau". HOT!!

I promise to TRY not to text while driving! I'll use that time to read the paper or watch "Step Brothers" on my iPod while driving instead!

Plenty more ruminations (and other large college-learned words) where that came from!

Also, if you want, tune in to that silly little radio program, Woody & Jim in the morning (where I play the part of "Woody")
www.1075theriver.com

Don't forget... even though we don't talk as much, doesn't mean I'm not listening AND doesn't mean I DON'T STILL LOVE YOU the most!


Currently listening:
Leave This Town
By Daughtry
Release date: 2009-07-14
Tuesday, March 24, 2009 
Welcome to the future of pooping!
 


Don't forget.. I love YOU the most...and I think about you while I poop!
Thursday, March 12, 2009 
I now have video evidence of my personal destruction of the family classic "The Wizard of Oz".. watch if you dare!



I've got more over on my Facebook address... C'Mon over!
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Don't forget, I love YOU the most!
 
Wednesday, February 25, 2009 
Wanna see more pictures of me as the Wizard of Oz at the Murfreesboro Center for the Arts? Of course you do!

Click on the link to view the photos on our phoney-baloney 1075 the River Website:
Woody Ruining A Classic Musical
Sunday, February 22, 2009 
Keep in mind, my total lack of blogging lately ISN'T because I've stopped loving you! It's due to the fact that 99% of my time (not doing that silly radio thing) has been spent rehearsing for
THE WIZARD OF OZ!

I haven't done a show since Northside High School in Fort Wayne Indiana, but the CENTER for the ARTS in Murfreesboro was doing the show... my son, Jeff and daughter Maddie were trying out, so I came along and ended up being the Mayor of Munchkin City, Professor Marvel and the Wizard..

Jeff is the Scarecrow (above me).. Maddie is a random Ozian (to my left) AND a Flying Monkey and Lulabye Leaguer.. They haven't thrown me out (YET), so that's a good sign!

Besides, IF they WERE going to throw me out, Professor Marvel would see it coming with his MAD PSYCHIC SKILLS! The show runs for TWO MORE WEEKENDS... Friday & Saturday nights and Matinees Saturday and Sundays at 2pm. Call for tickets (it actually IS selling out!) 615-904-ARTS or log on www.boroarts.org 
If you come, stay for the meet & greet afterwards! The Wizard may have something in his lil black bag for YOU! (cause I Love YOU the most!)
 
Monday, February 09, 2009 
As heard on the insanely popular Woody & Jim in the Morning Radio Program, Ladies and Gentlemen...
a shoutout to all My SNUGGIE LADIES!


If a suitable SHAM-WOW Song can be found, we'll let you know!
Don't forget, I love YOU the most!
Tuesday, January 13, 2009 
Some of these are really cool!
 


AND, for NO OTHER REASON than I LOVE JAPANESE GAME SHOWS..


The Japanese are SO FAR AHEAD of us when it comes to being mind-numbingly embarassed on TV.. Rock of Love? American Idol Auditions? Big Brother? I Love Money?
HA! AMATEURS!


Now, get out there and be the best YOU you can be! Or, at least jump up and down in slow motion! Don't forget, I LOVE YOU the most!
Friday, January 02, 2009 

Like many of you, I maintain TWO internet residences.. one here on MySpace..

The other over at Facebook..

(If you wanna find me or add me on Facebook, search "Woody Wood") Like Coke and Pepsi, they are basically the same with a couple of differences.

Facebook is quieter.. a peaceful place where friends find each other and send delightful messages back and forth... like TEXTING without the Cell Phone Bill.

Over here, on MySpace, things are a little LOUDER... there is music and glitterly graphics to delight and inspire..

And, since MySpace is more "show-bizzy", people can be more naughty and anonymous (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Facebook, on the otherhand, requires a first AND last name to set up a profile, so it is more "Stalker-Friendly"..

I am considering starting MY OWN internet community... a combination of MySpace and Facebook.... I'm trying to settle on a name... how about..

SPACE BOOK ????

WAIT! This is better...

MyFACE

Imagine the exciting conversations that could start when you invite a few close friends to "Get together on MY FACE"... After you get a couple of drinks thrown in your face, the rest could be magic! C'Mon! Get on MyFace!

A win/win for everyone! ONE THING is for sure... MY new internet community will feature something NEITHER MySpace or Facebook has.... SPELL CHECK!! Something that is desperately needed.. not JUST for me, but for the FUTURE OF AMERICA! Cauze yawl cain't spel wurth KRAP! Don't forget, whether you're on MySpace, Facebook, or MyFace... I LOVE YOU the most!

 

Tuesday, December 30, 2008 

Don't forget, this message is ONLY for the sexy people... like you!

Woody, Your Radio Daddio

Woody Wood River


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