Whaddup Negras!!!

Nah!! I know the drug test will be ok, but the criminal report....uhmmmmm! I'll be fine! he-h-h-hee-he-he!!

THE LINE UP IS AS FOLLOWS: QB's- Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, Luke McCown RB's- Running backs Maurice Jones Drew, Matt Forte, and DeAngelo Williams WR's-Wide Receivers Braylon Edwards, Reggie Brown, Deion Branch, and Mushin Muhmmad TE-Tight End Kellen Winslow, Leonard Pope K-Kickers Shayne Grahm, John Karney Def-Defense Baltimore Ravens, and New York Jets

I did participate in one draft, which could've been better if A4H and a Redskins No.1 chick weren't jacking my players left and right on each round. SMCH!! I studied hard for those players had backups and made sure they weren't on the same bye weeks and er thang. Here this nicca and chick come, jackin' about 4 of'em!!

ANYWAY THE LINE UP IS AS FOLLOWS:QB's- Quarterbacks Eli Manning-actually I had Ben Rothlisberger but to help Tony Blogtana on his bye weeks I traded him and some Holt person (I think) for Eli aren't I nice? Tony Romo RB's- Running backs Deuce McAllister, Kevin Faulk, DeShaun Foster, Derrick Ward WR's-Wide Receivers Jabar Gaffney, Nate Burleson, Amani Toomer, Jerry Porter, D.J Hackett, Courtney Taylor TE-Tight End Tony Gonzalez, Anthony Fasano K-Kickers Nick Folk, Steven Gostkowski Def-Defense Seattle Seahawks, San Deigo Chargers, and Baltimore Ravens (Bench)

So, I am excited to see what my Fantasy teams will do.....do you have fantasy teams??? Do you even like Football?

Talley Ho!

Perverted Monk

Present? What'chu talkin' bout Willis?

Aiight so I was over in A4H's blog and he was telling the story about Chick 1 that he use to eff wit' and how she was trying to spin around "that pole" one mo'gain!!  He is too funny to me.  Anyway, she propositioned and he turned her down.  Guess she just couldn't take no for an answer and "conincindentally" ended up at his hanging spot.  Ladies, let's not do this.  Let's not be this way.  You can get a restraining order on yo'arse for popping up!  Ya never know New Chick could be cut throat and literally cut'cho throat.  There you are in the hospital asking "WHYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"

Now you're feeling wronged and wanna press charges.  I can't make this isht up.  I've seen it happen.  There is no sympathy for that isht.  Da eff you doing there in the first place.  See, this is a time for one of those well placed arse whippings.  I don't care what you say that isht is funny!  Until it happens to you. THINK FIRST- The more you know

Aiight, so my story is that Exposure does not equal closure.  As a matter of fact, that isht brings up stuff you pushed down and thought you dealt with.  Extreme dislike of yourself and the choice you may have made.  Example.  My home girl Leshela Dumbass and I were coming out off the beauty supply store one day.  I heard a man calling my name and I tried to find the source, but I didn't see him.  So, I went on with my agenda which was to get in the car and vamanos!!!  Leshela stopped me, "  Do you know him?"  Pointing to a guy on a motorbike.  Nope, I replied securely becuase I didn't know anyone with a motorbike, at the time.  She said, "Well he seems to know you."  I tried to focus in on him and see if I could recognize dude, but I didn't.   I shrugged and put my stuff in the car and he drove/rode over!! He said, "Have you forgotten me that quick?"  Now to my defense he was talking to me through a helmet, so ya know...I still didn't recognize him at first.  Once I looked into his eyes I knew who it was.  I was thinking in my head...be cordial, be cordial but out of my mouth with a pinch of irritation, "Ni**a, how am I suppose to know it's you when you got a helmet on yo' head?"  (Roll eyes here!)  What's up?  How you been? How's your foot (he lost a toe/some toes in a work accident)

.....yah know all the formalities hugs and isht.  (Roll eyes again)  After jib-jabbing for a sec he comes out of his mouth with.  I see you still have my present Cheesin' hard!!!

I am earnestly searching for this present he is talking about.  I am looking in the car, around the ground, on my hands, and honeslty I don't know what he's talking about. My homegirl just burst out laughing...the car is shaking a little b/c she is def jammin' it up in my car!   I didn't know what she was laughing at. 

???????????

 She was laughing so hard I started giggling.  I mean, laughter is infectious.  He was looking at me right disgusted.  He pointed to the coat I have on. 

Now, flashback (deeleedo-deeleedo-deeleedo remember wayne's world?----ok) He bought this and another coat for himself around Christmas but he couldn't fit them.  So, he gave one to his brother and the other he was going to take back.  Day 1, Day 2, no take back.  Week 1, Week 2, no take back.  I reminded him that he only had 30 days to take the coat back.  He was like, "Yeah-yeah I know! and brushed what I said off."  Well, I've done my girlfriend duty!  Day 29, Day 30.  On the 35th day he tried to take the coat back and of course they enforced the policy.  He was pissy about it and threw the coat in the back seat.  There it remained.  We went out one night and it was cold and I put the coat on and happened to keep it.  BUT he kept saying he gave it to me as a christmas present with a box and a card or some isht.   No Ni**a, Fast forward (deeleedo-deeleedo-deeleedo) I reminded him that I took the coat when we went out.  It wasn't a present.  He tried to argue me down.  I was taking the coat off here nigga.  Take that isht!! (it was cold as hell outside)  That topic sparked some other isht, needless to say a happy trip the the beauty supply store turned into a argument in the parking lot with my ex.

So A4H......I said all of that to say, hell naw Exposure does not equal Closure.  We didn't squash it we aren't gonna squash it.  He ended up disliking me to the Nth degree, GOOD!

That is THE END.  Of that.

I get in the car with my stolen (Not a present) coat.  My homegirl has tears in her eyes.  I am still irritated, "What da F*CK is so damn funny?"  She was like, Girl did you see his face when you said, "What present?  It was priceless!  Girl you sure know how to dash a ni**as dreams!  He was so happy to see you."

SMCH whateva!!  I have no love for liars.

Talley ho!

Perverted Monk

I had pics and everything but MySpace wasn't having it.  LE SIGH!