Yes, it's true. There are twenty-four episodes in this misadventure; ergo, this must be... the end, though this "end" is merely an illusion, for the Fool Factory offers more cinematic treasures, for free, with a mere click of a button. Enjoy!




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Here you are, waiting for the dramatic finale, and instead you get... another BGMJB interview from our friends at Binside TV. More poorly-phrased sound bites from this young filmmaker with lots of clips from the series to keep you from falling asleep. How can you go wrong?


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FINALLY, our two lovebirds reunite in order to sort out their differences... or do they? Episode 23 has a mind of its own, much to their chagrin... and yours. (Any time we can use the word "chagrin" in an episode description, we're quite thrilled here at the Fool Factory.)




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All that Broadway overtime pays off when the gang pools their money for Matt's plane ticket home. Yep, those Censor's words have finally sunk in, and our young hero knows it's time to face the music and do right by his woman... who happens to be stuck inside an illegal sweatshop somewhere in Queens. Will she make it home in time to let her boyfriend into the building, or will she be forever stuck singing "las mañanitas" with the local mariachi band in the city that never sleeps? Only episode 22 contains the answers.
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The devastating crush of political defeat prompts Melissa to go housesit her sister's Williamsburg apartment for a few weeks while sis visits Veracruz to learn the secret of planting good coffee. Matt, in the meantime, finds himself as an unwitting contestant on Japan's favorite abusive game show. And what is the rest of the gang doing working as stagehands for that new Baz Luhrmann musical? Only epsiode 21 has the answers.




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Rescued by a hot-air balloon taking him over the Sahara, Matt finds himself in Tokyo, where an impromptu purchase of a lottery ticket wins him passage home via aircraft carrier, plus a year's surprise of Rice-a-Roni (the San Francisco treat.) While he's collecting winnings, the Gunman finds himself temping as a yoga instructor while he awaits entrance to that acting school started by David Mamet & William H. Macy. See Melissa rise in the polls and more in this ludicrous episode 20.




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Surprise character witness Joe the Alkie brings the trial to a shocking conclusion, prompting Melissa to tackle Wyoming's incumbent in the upcoming Senate race. Will her grass-roots, email-based campaign catch on? What about her controversial choice of Danielson Famile's frontman Daniel Smith as campaign manager? Right and Left wings flap like crazy in episode 19!




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Melissa finds herself working as a flight attendant on a renegade TWA passenger jet in order to raise the necessary funds to bail Smitty out of the slammer. But he was framed! And why aren't there any passengers on board? Meanwhile, Matt's steamy desert island adventure is about to come to an end when Chilli Peppers' Flea shows up with a George Forman grill to steal the model's heart (and stomach) in episode 18 of this continuing misadventure.




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Shocking facts revealed in episode 17, such as the fact that Melissa didn't actually ADOPT these Kenyan children... she merely took them into temporary custody while she looks for their true parents. Good thing Smitty's along for the ride... but will his soon-to-be-historic free concert in Central Park be spoiled by rain? And what is Ross Perot doing with that dust devil?




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Issues with OPEC drives the cost of oil waaaay up, forcing Smitty to sell his service station. Now a folk singer hitching his way across the States, our Guy Who Knows Everything Else finds himself in a VW bus full of Kenyan children and their adopted mom. Why, it's Melissa, of course! What are the odds? Can episode 16 get any more contrived?




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After an amazingly destructive hurricane separates Matt from his Alien Buddy, a family of dolphins whisk him off to safety. Is this island deserted? Sure seems like something's up in epsiode 15!




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As a trivia contest runner-up, the Alien wins a Carribean Cruise, taking Matt as his companion. Hilarity ensues when they sneak onto the ship's stage hoping to pass off as Can-Can girls for the big revue. Who knew Jack had such nice legs? Episode 14 teaches you the meaning of the phrase "going gangbusters".




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The gang finds itself in Paris for an epic trivia contest with Bob Newhart. Meanwhile, Melissa becomes a foster mother to seven Kuwati orphans. Does she have enough peanut butter for lunch? Find out in the elusive episode 13.

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Showdown! But not the way our heroes intended. More twists than an M. Night Shyamalan movie, it's the long-awaited episode 12. Consider yourself warned.

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Lemonade, Chairs, and Bongos. To reach the Censor, our heroes must face challenges such as these. Will they do so? Only episode 11 knows for sure.

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