http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLStJReze8s

This guy married a mannequin

i just have some things to complain about from work.

ok first i think it's nasty that some woman, usually larger black woman, put money in their bras. no one wants to touch your nasty boob money! a bra is not a pocket, that's why god invented pants. or a purse, wallet, whatever. i guess a bra could be a pocket for your boobs. money is one of the dirtiest things, you don't know where it's been and i know i wouldn't want something that dirty touching my skin especially my tits where the skin isn't as used to outside stuff like dirt and such, like your hands for instance. if they put it there for security find another place! there's lots of places to put money besides your bra.

on the note of sweatyness, people need to learn what deoderant is. seriously, "it's called speedstick (bitch!), it's not expensive(bitch!)". i had to get an air freshener at work so i don't have to smeel people.

if there are 4 doors the an entrance and the first one is open, why the hell would you try to open the closed ones? fucking dumbasses.

i don't know you, don't ask me how i am. you don't care, why would you? you don't know me. i just want to sell you your ticket and move on to the next customer, small talk really isn't nessasary. this guy who came to talk to my job about "twinkeling" (don't ask) said that if someone asks to just say "fine" or whatever and not ask back.

all movies cost the same price depending on what time it's showing (matine/evening). so don't ask how much so-and-so movie costs, it's the same as all the others! the only time a movie is a different price is if it's a special showing or something.

say what movie you want to see. i'm not a mind reader, don't just say "2 adult tickets" or whatever. and don't get pissed if i don't sell you the right time if you don't tell me a time to begin with. and i don't know you want a senior/child/student ticket unless you tell me. some people it's obvious they're old as shit, but i try not to assume.

don't get pissed that you have to pay for your kid. don't bring them if you don't want to pay for them. hire a fucking sitter for christ's sake!

don't ask me where your movie is. i'm going to tell you, it's my job. plus it says on your ticket. but people apparently don't know how to read.

you can't order concession at box office. or for those of you who don't know what that is (there are people who don't) it's popcorn, pop, nachos, etc, you know, food. but anyway, does it look like i have food by me? that's what the thing right next to me is for.

ok that's all i guess. and for anyone who wants to know what i was quoting it's from this song Read a Book

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i would be a nice pimp at least.

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why is everyone comparing obama to lincoln? if i was black i would be super insulted. lincoln didnt care about the slaves he just wanted the war to end.

source of below text
During the Civil War, Lincoln clarified his position on the war and slavery. "My paramount object in this struggle is to save the Union, and is not to either to save or to destroy slavery. If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do it, and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves I would do it; and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone I would also so that. What I do about slavery, and the colored race, I do because I believe it helps to save the Union. I shall do less whenever I shall believe what I am doing hurts the cause, and I shall do more whenever I shall believe doing more will help the cause."

at least since a black guy is running for president will make the black people actually vote. seeing as puff daddy (i dont care what his name is now) threatening them didnt work.

if having a woman run will make feminists vote then this must be a paralell universe. shes like the anti-feminist. just cuz shes a woman doesnt mean that women will vote for her. at least i hope. i dont care if she works while she has a new born. good for her. she still has shitty views on things.

im sick of parents trying to take their little kids to see rated r movies. firstly you dont go to a rated r movie and expect to hear a crying baby or little kid running around. "oh my baby wont cry they will be sleeping" ok good so you should get special treatment. secondly, do you really think a little kid wants to watch that? they will probably be bored out of their mind causing them to run around and/or cry which goes with the first reason. take them to see a kids movie. is that so hard? this one lady was like "i dont want to see something stupid" then why the hell did you take little kids to the movies? dont have kids then bitch. or fucking hire a sitter. i dont have kids but if i did i would not try to take them to see those kinds of movies.

i think hal sparks came into the theater today. i looked up if he was in cleveland and he had something at cia (cleveland institute of art) yesterday so there is quite a possibility that it was him. he had long hair so if he does then im pretty sure that was him. i wanted to ask him too oh well. he saw tropic thunder if that makes any difference.

then whenever the foo fighters came i think the drummer came and saw a movie. i was thinking about asking him if he was but i wasnt sure if they were in town and then i found out they were playing the next day. plus im not really sure what his name is, taylor maybe, so what would i say "hey are you the drummer from the foo fighters? i have no idea what your name is though". 

some time last week a customer came in and asked me what time it was. i said "12:20". then a few moments later after i did something, i dont remember what maybe transferred the popcorn from the popper to the bin, he asks me if it was after 12. i said "yes it's 12:20". he then asked me if it was too late to catch the 12:40 batman.

are you fucking kidding me? time goes forward not backwards. 

on the page you get after you log on to hotmail it shows top celebrity stories or something and one that caught my eye said "george cloony off the market already?". what the fuck do you mean already?! he's like 50! christ, what is wrong with people?

hmm, can't say i would agree but whatever



this on the other hand is probably true

so as you may or may not know. i dont care much for the ramones. not only cuz they are boring but also cuz some people seem to think they influenced the sex pistols. right. they also claim(ed) to be "loud and fast". not really. anything i’ve heard of theirs was really shitty recording so it wasnt really loud and definately not fast.

now saying they are punk is like saying that will smith is hardcore gangster rap. although i suppose they could be punk in todays standards if punk. ha standards to punk.

Go to google, and search the answer to each question.
Show the picture that shows up.


1) Your first name

2) Your last name.

3) Favorite color/colors.

4) What you last ate.

5) First name of a cute boy. (this is what i get for looking up the name of my boyfriend i guess)

6) What you really want.

7) last thing you had for breakfast.

8) What you last drank.