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June 1, 2006 - Thursday 

Current mood:hank lazard
Category: Blogging
i'm hank lazard.

here is that beaver you were thinking about yesterday at work!

[that music is annoying.  here is the link; http://www.flashgames247.com/game/exclusive-games/beaver-blast.html]*

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your hank, hank lazard
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May 27, 2006 - Saturday 

Current mood:hank lazard
Category: Blogging
im hank lazard.

on tonight's blodder. podder announcers!

hank lazard knows henry dunkle. henry has that show at that hot place.



new jokes! famous jokes! hank lazard's karaoke reenactment theater!

your hank, hank lazard.
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May 1, 2006 - Monday 

Current mood:hank lazard!
Category: Blogging
    im hank lazard!

on tonights blodder, a hank lazard photo album.



that woman could not believe it was hank lazard!

your star,
hank lazard
5:26 AM 
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April 28, 2006 - Friday 

Current mood:hank lazard
Category: Blogging
im hank lazard.

on tonights blodder... someone should hire that guy.



your children are watching pbs!

your star,
hank lazard
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April 25, 2006 - Tuesday 

Current mood:hank lazard
Category: Blogging
    i'm hank lazard.

on tonights blodder, a hilarious photo.



someone should hire that guy.

your hank,
hank lazard
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April 21, 2006 - Friday 

Category: Blogging
the new podcast has been released. we had some trouble uploading i.e. the delay.
also, hank is performing at a show 5-9pm this saturday in northport. see "upcoming shows".
-jl
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April 15, 2006 - Saturday 

Current mood:hank lazard!
Category: Blogging
im hank lazard.

on tonights blodder, spammer.

step 1: the sign says 59 cents
step 2: exxon charges hank lazard 69 cents
step 3: hank lazard sends out an email to the blod podders.

This was originally sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It's worth your consideration.

Join the resistance!!!! I hear we are going to hit close to $ 4.00 a gallon by next summer and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down? We need to take some intelligent, united action.

Hank Lazard offered this good idea. This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around last April or May! The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt" ourselves by refusing to buy gas. It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them. BUT, whoever thought of this idea, has come up with a plan that can really work. Please read on and join with us!

By now you're probably thinking gasoline priced at about $1.50 is super cheap. Me too! It is currently $2.79 for regular unleaded in my town. Now that the oil companies and the OPEC nations have conditioned us to think that the cost of a gallon of gas is CHEAP at $1.50 - $1.75, we need to take aggressive action to teach them that BUYERS control the marketplace..not sellers. With the price of gasoline going up more each day, we consumers need to take action. The only way we are going to see the price of gas come down is if we hit someone in the pocketbook by not purchasing their gas! And, we can do that WITHOUT hurting ourselves. How?

Since we all rely on our cars, we can't just stop buying gas. But we CAN have an impact on gas prices if we all act together to force a price war.

Here's the idea: For the rest of this year, DON'T purchase ANY gasoline from the two biggest companies (which now are one), EXXON and MOBIL. If they are not selling any gas, they will be inclined to reduce their prices. If they reduce their prices, the other companies will have to follow suit. But to have an impact, we need to reach literally millions of Exxon and Mobil gas buyers. It's really simple to do! Now, don't wimp out on me at this point...keep reading and I'll explain how simple it is to reach millions of people!!

I am sending this note to 30 people. If each of us send it to at least ten more (30 x 10 = 300) ... and those 300 send it to at least ten more (300 x 10 = 3,000)...and so on, by the time the message reaches the sixth group of people, we will have reached over THREE MILLION consumers.

If those three million get excited and pass this on to ten friends each, then 30 million people will have been contacted! If it goes one level further, you guessed it..... THREE HUNDRED MILLION PEOPLE!!!

Again, all you have to do is send this to 10 people. That's all! (If you don't understand how we can reach 300 million and all you have to do is send this to 10 people.... Well, let's face it, you just aren't a mathematician. But I am . so trust me on this one.


How long would all that take? If each of us sends this e-mail out to ten more people within one day of receipt, all 300 MILLION people could conceivably be contacted within the next 8 days!!! I'll bet you didn't think you and I had that much potential, did you! Acting together we can make a difference.

If this makes sense to you, please pass this message on.

Exxon blods blodders. gas it at gotown.

your hank,
hank lazard
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April 13, 2006 - Thursday 

Current mood:hank lazard!
Category: Blogging
i'm hank lazard.

on tonights blod... basketball videos.

someone should hire that guy.



don't blod that blodder.

your hank,
hank lazard
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April 12, 2006 - Wednesday 

Current mood:hank lazard
Category: Blogging
I'm hank lazard.

they better catch that guy.



and then that leprechaun released that video.



hank lazard calls it a hoax. the media should talk to hank lazard.

media bunks, hank debunks.

your hank, hank lazard.
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April 8, 2006 - Saturday 

Current mood:hank lazard
Category: Blogging
i'm hank lazard.



the spacer deleted those friendsters.  refriend the friendster if you are not a fohl.  the newsers news and hank debunks with the daily blodder.

your hank,
hank lazard
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