Although I feel that Valentines day is just another Hallmark holiday that isn't worth celebrating I DO feel that loving ones self is of superior importance on any day of the year. That's why I created the perverted art that is currently exhibited as my profile picture. View it, enjoy it, then enjoy yourself for as long (or short?) as it takes. What the hell, leave work early!

In other news, there's a format change on my portfolio site so check it!

CLICK HERE for FIREPLUGARTS.COM (and you do not need to enter your myspace password so don't sweat it, dude!

May you love yourself more every day


by the way, did you know Andre 3000 is vegan? i knew i liked him.

If I had a dime for everytime someone wanted me to work for free I'd be (ironically) rich. Most recently a local company wanted a Valentines Day design for their website and their visitors could download for free. "this is great exposer for you; over 7 million hits per day; you won't be compensated in mere dollars but the opportunity is amazing! And you'll retain all rights to your work of course."
a. Compensation: hits to YOUR website don't pay my bills. Do YOU work for free?
b. 7 million visitors looking to steal
c. Oppurtunity? I've never heard of Buzzmarketing
d. OF COURSE I retain all rights you ass, unless you buy out my copyright for a hefty some of cash then the rights remain mine until 70 years after my death. This is common knowledge and not many businesses buy out anymore. The "rent" and that would be for money.
For non-profit organizations we can talk but everyone else put your money where your mouth is.
Watch:

Right on

herbie hancock owns you. your thoughts?

by the way, i'm on Alternative Pick now: You WISH you were 

Here are some before and after pics of my house. I thought there were more "before" ones but I guess not....






Bob and Rick were there but somehow avoided photos.





there's still more decor to be done but you get the general idea.I have landscaping ones, too. Somewhere.

(all dressed up for Halloween....)




"Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, Catch up. "



"I said God Damn... God Damn."

Pardon the blurry pictures as Bob doesn't know how to use a camera even in automatic mode. May it also be know that he was supposed to go as Vincent Vega but chickened out. He won't even go as the Wolf or as Jimmie! Party Pooper :p

I've tried to post this as a bulletin several times but this is it, MySpace. I now want to hurt someone.....

FUCKIN'A!!!

CHECK OUT NEW ART

-or-

CLICK Here for the damn blog!!







damnit.

I've tried to post this as a bulletin several times but this is it, MySpace. I now want to hurt someone.....

FUCKIN'A!!!

CHECK OUT NEW ART

-or-

CLICK Here for the damn blog!!







damnit.

Hey, get your mind out of the gutter!
Car Accidents suck. What's worse? When it's a hit and run. That's right my friends, some jackass rearended us on Sunday night. Bastards. (it was a 3 car chain reaction hit & run to be exact. I was in front). As for our physical wellbeing we're both doing ok. My neck is abit messed up and Bob's back will need many trips to the chiropractor and muscle relaxers.

MARK THE DATE FLORIDIANS
December 29th - January 3rd, baby! Here I come! weeeee......

You heard me...click and enjoy!