A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."
"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora") because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("el computador") because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

[High Class]

[ ] You have/do go tanning.
[ ] You own something from coach
[ ] You own something from juicy couture
[ ] You own something from louis vuitton
[x] You own an iPod/MP3 player.
[ ] You love Starbucks.
[x] You have been called a brat.
[x] You have tons of shoes
[ ] You hate buying things that are on sale
Total: 3

[Goth]

[ ] Black is one of your favorite shades.
[x] You wear/wore chains.
[ ] You like heavy metal.
[ ] You've shopped at Hot Topic.
[ ] You have worn black lipstick
[x] Your hair was/is dark.
[ ] You dislike preps.
[x] You have piercings
Total: 3

[Punk]

[ ] You can skateboard.
[x] You wear plaid.
[x] You love Converse.
[ ] You hate MTV. (It's overrated)
[ ] You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
[ ] You love skater boys.
[ ] You dislike pink.
[ ] You hate preps.
[ ] You wear tight pants.
Total: 2

[Emo]

[x] You are depressed sometimes.
[ ] You have black-rimmed glasses.
[ ] You like the band Thursday.
[x] You cry easily.
[ ] You like emo music.
[x] You would hate being called emo.
[x] You keep a journal/diary. (LJ)
[ ] You have written a sad poem
[x] You have thought about death.
Total: 5

[Gangster]

[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You are in a gang
[ ] You wear rubberbands in your pants.
[ ] You swear a lot.
[ ] You have had a freestyling contest.
[ ] You have worn Converse with the tongue flipped out.
[x] You hate racist people
Total: 1

[Hardcore]

[ ] You like loud music.
[x] You love(d) The Ninja Turtles, Pokemon, etc. (Gotta catch 'em all lawl)
[ ] You never walk anywhere.
[x] You wear slip-on shoes.
[ ] You love Norma Jean.
[ ] you wear band t-shirts.
[x] People have called you a freak and meant it.
[ ] You love to "hardcore" dance.
[x] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
[x] you wear blue jeans. (Uh, duh?)
Total: 5

[Prep]

[ ] You love The OC
[ ] You have/had a tiny/medium sized dog.
[ ] Your usual outfits consist of pink.
[ ] You like buying shoes A LOT.
[ ] You shop at AE, HOLLISTER, A&F.ETC. (American Eagle = LOVE)
[x] You love to shop.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] You like Paris Hilton.
[ ] Getting your nails done is a fun thing
Total: 2

[Athletic]

[ ] You watch the superbowl.
[ ] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.
[ ] You collect your jerseys.
[ ] You have/ had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
[ ] You have/had posters or plaques of famous athletes.
[ ] You belong/belonged to a school team.
[ ] You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
[ ] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.
Total: 0

[Scene]

[ ] You wear little bows in your hair
[x] You like mardi gras beads, pearls and plastic beads
[x] you have at least 2 shirts with tiny designs all throught the
shirt
[ ] You wear plastic bangles
[ ] You like the mini-skirt
[x] you part your hair far to the side
[x] You think polka-dots are cute
[ ] You have shopped at Charlotte Russe
[x] You have done a peace sign while you pose for a picture.
[x] You take pictures, of yourself (Doesn't everyone? xD)
Total: 6

Lol, so I'm mostly Scene, Emo and Hardcore xD

Stolen from Dace

01. Eyeliner or mascara?
Mascara

02. Disney films or gore films?
Disney xP

03. Skirts or jeans?
Jeans. More comfy and practical.

04. Socks or leggings?
Socks

05. Hoodies or jackets?
Both?

06. Heels or sneakers?
Sneakers, but heels sometimes

07. Straight or curly hair?
Straight

08. Hoop or dangling earrings?
Dangling Earrings

09. Side bangs or one lengthed?
Erm side bangs?

10.Favorite color?
Purple

11. Victoria Secret or Bath and Body?
double you tee eff mate?

12. Smoothies or lattes?
Smoothies =^.^=

13. Diet or regular sodas?
Whichever is avaliable...

14. Water or daquiris?
Water >.>

15. Diamonds or pearls?
Diamonds

16. Marykate or Ashley Olsen?
Can't remember who is who xD But I think Ashley...

17. This or That?
Oro?

18. Ipod or cell phone?
Mobile ¬.¬

19. Friends or family?
Both.

20. Lip gloss or chapstick?
Both.

21. Manicure or pedicure?
Neither.

22. Love or peace?
Don't they interlink somewhere and keep the balance??

23. Sunglasses or purses
Purses xD

What you have:
[x] an MP3 player/ipod/anything like that
[ ] jewelry exchange jewelry.
[x] computer
[x] a cd player.
[ ] a stereo.
[ ] a spice girl cd
[ ] a cosmo magazine.
[x] a teddy bear.
[ ] a build a bear.
[ ] an Aeropostale purse.
[ ] a hot topic shirt.
[ ] an aeropostale shirt.
[ ] the mean girls dvd.
[x] a TV in my room.
[ ] diamond earrings
[ ] a pearl necklace.
[x] a homecoming/prom dress
[x] a book.
[x] a myspace
[] perfume.
[ ] g-unit sneakers.
[x] a black shirt.
[ ] abercrombie shirt
[x] pink nail polish


Girl Knowledge:

Would you say you know how to put on make up?
Yes, for most purposes!

Do you know how to french braid?
Kinda, but it's hard to do it for yourself ^^;;

Do you wash your face at least once a day?
*nods*

Do you know what kind of lip gloss can make your teeth look whiter?
o.O?

Do you use waterproof mascara?
Uh huh. It was the only one which came in Blue xD

How much do you pay for make up?
Depends on how much I have on me :P