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City: LONDON
Country: UK
Signup Date: 3/1/2005

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Tuesday, February 10, 2009 

Current mood:  amused
hi everyone, remember that guy who stole our bus last october?
well, he's been arrested in Miami for some robbery shit, and for trying to sell public parking spaces for 5$. have a look at his mug on the miami-dade county jail website. good news is, he's alive. the other good news is, he's in jail in florida and he's bald.

love, the kills

http://egvsys.metro-dade.com:1608/wwwserv/crts/IPSAWISD.DIA?BALPHA=0&BGAMMA=0&PAGEDIR=F&PAGEN=0&PROCESS=D&L_NAME=berkenkemper%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20&F_NAME=brian%20%20%20%20%20%20%20&M_NAME=%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20&INITIME=1214&NAME=BERKENKEMPER,%20BRIAN%20E%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20&IMTLOC=PTDC%20%20%20%20&ALPHA=10240235&GAMMA=17&DELTA=744269



Chris Walker
Chris Walker

 
love it.
photoshoot?
 
Posted by Chris Walker on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 - 10:32 AM
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Frances The Magpie

 
you should write a song abuot this ; )
 
Posted by Frances The Magpie on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 - 10:35 AM
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Megan!

 
haha! what a dumbass...
 
Posted by Megan! on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 - 11:04 AM
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andrew

 
ROBBERY BY SUDDEN SNATCHING
 
Posted by andrew on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 - 11:48 AM
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Drugs for Sluts

 
If "CHARGE: ROBBERY BY SUDDEN SNATCHING" doesn't excite creative juices what does? Here a good shot of the arse face. Dude sure has the look of an addict. There isn't much sense to be made of how he thought he might get away with stealing a huge bus full of shit being the driver and all. I'm sure he'll have a good time resting here: Hope you can get something back for the turmoil and you just really never know what might go wrong. Regardless Miami Dade's central booking is quite organized.

 
Posted by Drugs for Sluts on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 - 12:03 PM
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Lcat

 
yippee!! justice! (kinda)
 
Posted by Lcat on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 - 2:33 PM
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fryle

 
yay =]
 
Posted by fryle on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 - 2:58 PM
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tanya

 
I love y'all
 
Posted by tanya on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 - 4:16 PM
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ernest

 
haha:p
 
Posted by ernest on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 - 5:02 PM
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Big Dirty
Big Dirty Seann

 
In the words of the chinese poet HA: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
 
Posted by Big Dirty on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 - 5:10 PM
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BB
Bianca Whelan

 
Hahahahha i read that as 'pubic parking spaces' :D
 
Posted by BB on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 - 5:24 PM
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Marie

 
Hahaha. Awesome.

 
Posted by Marie on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 - 5:34 PM
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Geoff
geoff wylie

 
Ha Ha he Sooooo Ugley Bugley!!!!
 
Posted by Geoff on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 - 9:00 PM
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Evelyn Rose

 
"he's in jail and he's bald" hahahahahahahaha
 
Posted by Evelyn Rose on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 - 10:18 PM
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Jigsawyouth

 
good. never mess with the kills... ever.... hehehe
 
Posted by Jigsawyouth on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 - 11:10 PM
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wikipedro
Pedro Velazquez

 
hahahahahaha
 
Posted by wikipedro on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 - 4:42 AM
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Nico

 
that what happens when you party tooo hardy hehehe ;p
 
Posted by Nico on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 - 6:27 AM
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Peace, be the Journey

 
What an idiot
 
Posted by Peace, be the Journey on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 - 9:21 AM
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Amélie Tot
Amélie Tot

 
haha thanks for keeping us updated about the bald gangster
 
Posted by Amélie Tot on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 - 5:23 PM
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Amanda in the afternoon™

 
Hes in miami?!?! Damn. Why do all the criminals got to come here :o hey at least karmas a bitch.

 
Posted by Amanda in the afternoon™ on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 - 11:22 PM
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Jacks

 
f**ckin hell he should get some reward.. this must be some sort of record in stupidity.. made my morning for sure! ;) hahaha
well.. hope jailbird enjoys florida sun now

love youuuuuuuuuuu :)
 
Posted by Jacks on Thursday, February 12, 2009 - 7:55 AM
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Le Butcherettes

 
Life is like chocolate. You never know what you're gonna lick. I guess. Wow.


With Love; Le Butcherettes
 
Posted by Le Butcherettes on Thursday, February 12, 2009 - 2:53 PM
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thfrnchmn

 
What's the bald thing about? Should we burn him?
 
Posted by thfrnchmn on Thursday, February 12, 2009 - 5:39 PM
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13 Thimbles of brown tears

 
Hahaha
 
Posted by 13 Thimbles of brown tears on Saturday, February 14, 2009 - 5:59 PM
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CLAUDY!
ClAudy CLaudy

 
he look so religious dudes!!!never choose a religious guy for driving dudes!
 
Posted by CLAUDY! on Saturday, February 14, 2009 - 11:36 PM
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G.

 
it's not easy being an outlaw....lol.......you should dedicate Jewel Thief to him......lol.......
 
Posted by G. on Wednesday, February 18, 2009 - 2:39 PM
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Alex

 
great picture, they should include an icon on what the arrest was caused by
 
Posted by Alex on Monday, February 23, 2009 - 4:49 PM
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Simon Kerr

 
Haha, thats hillarious!
 
Posted by Simon Kerr on Thursday, March 12, 2009 - 10:36 PM
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