Introducing. . . a sexual innovation from one of the least-sexually-liberated places this side of Utah: Over in China, crafty researchers have unveiled the Nanometer Cryptomorphic Condom. It's a SPRAY-ON CONDOM. . . FOR WOMEN!!! According to the NCC's packaging, the spray is 99.9% effective against STDs and pregnancy. . . AND it provides lubrication. China doesn't really have something like our FDA to test that claim out, though.
The obvious question is. . . would it also work between a pair of freshly waxed BUTTOCKS? If so, this invention COULD SAVE THE WORLD!!!