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Ashton Kutcher


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Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 31
Sign: Aquarius

State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 8/31/2006
Wednesday, September 10, 2008 

Current mood:Fired Up

I'm at Tech Crunch 50 right now which is a big conference focusing on technology companies all striving to be the next big thing on the internet.  Tech Crunch is a blog that is to Silicon Valley what Variety is to Hollywood.  Or what ESPN is to sports. The coolest thing I've seen so far is Microsoft Surfce. Its a coffee table thats like a giant iphone. There's also this company called Qik that can turn your cell phone into a news truck -- you can stream live video from your phone directly to the web. 

The reason I'm here is because yesterday we launched our new web series Blahgirls.com, an interactive web series and blog (or as we like to call it a Blah Blah Blahg) that follows three animated teenage girls that love to get together and gossip about the latest thing celebrities are doing.  By the way, if the blah girls were old enough to vote, they'd vote for Obama although they def want to see more pics of Sarah Palin in a bikini firing guns!

As i waited to go on stage to present,  I went to the bathroom where i've never seen so many nervous tech guys waiting to take a dump. The line was literally out the door. And apparently stage fright is a big thing in the valley.


Once i got on stage, I was a little bit nervous too and wish that i had taken a dump too. But i think it all went well.  We're far from the most tech advanced company, but people seemed to respond to the videos.  I hope you like it too!  If you dig it, every Monday and Thursday we're going to launch a new video on Blahgirls.com.  New blog posts will go up daily and there's some cool interactivity that you can check out. Have an inspired day.


www.blahgirls.com
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meghan

 
hey ashton i wish you luck on everything
 
Posted by meghan on Tuesday, September 09, 2008 - 10:20 PM
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DeLaOlsen
Tommy Olsen

 
Posted by DeLaOlsen on Saturday, September 27, 2008 - 5:24 AM
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DeLaOlsen
Tommy Olsen

 
Posted by DeLaOlsen on Saturday, September 27, 2008 - 5:24 AM
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Lily

 
That's cool :)
 
Posted by Lily on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 2:30 PM
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Beth & Ashley's Mommy!

 
I dig it...I think your work is awesome.....keep up the good work sweetie...sorry about your being nerious on stage...I am sure you did great no worries....you have a lot of talent....and you make me proud for that everyday....just do what you do boy....you probably did awesome on stage....Thanks for shareing the blah girls video with us that was really sweet of you...I loved it....That was very sweet of you....

Love,
mary
 
Posted by Beth & Ashley's Mommy! on Tuesday, September 09, 2008 - 10:25 PM
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Saxxy
Melissa Electronica

 
Good Luck Ashton!!! Love, Melissa
 
Posted by Saxxy on Tuesday, September 09, 2008 - 10:30 PM
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chizmpop

 
awww dont get nervous you love ♥
:) x
 
Posted by chizmpop on Tuesday, September 09, 2008 - 10:30 PM
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Goldirox

 
Hello Ashton,
well this sounds very interesting :) I will check it out and thanks for putting a shout out on it. I think it is a good thing you got nervous because that shows you are passionate about your work and want to do well. Keep on with your updates on this please. I will also share this with all my friends and encourage them to check it out. If that is cool with you? Keep On Rockin!!!
OX
 
Posted by Goldirox on Tuesday, September 09, 2008 - 10:36 PM
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Anya
Angel Maddinson

 
It was sooooo amazing to meet you. Thanks for your time after the seesmic interview.
 
Posted by Anya on Tuesday, September 09, 2008 - 10:40 PM
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Alyzabeth Mitchell

 
I hope, even in their nervousness, the nerds remembered to wash their hands! Good luck with your cartoon though, it is pretty funny, and a bit disturbing.
 
Posted by Alyzabeth Mitchell on Tuesday, September 09, 2008 - 10:55 PM
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Lisa Melton

 
Welcome to the Bay Area!

If you get tired of the long lines to the mens bathroom stalls, come check out LA bands Astra Heights and Monte Negro this Wednesday at The Uptown in Oakland. These guys are kick-ass!

Cheers!
 
Posted by Lisa Melton on Tuesday, September 09, 2008 - 11:01 PM
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ÈLI

 
Go Ashton! I know the Surface folks. They are awesome. I am glad you had a good time. I will check out the site! Peace bro.
 
Posted by ÈLI on Tuesday, September 09, 2008 - 11:16 PM
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Divalicious AKa d!vA

 
hehe you're so open, a little too much info...wish you took a dump eh?
Have fun! and hey, why didn't you come across the street and sign for your fans at the house bunny premier? did you not hear me screaming? i nearly busted a lung!
you suck! lol :P
 
Posted by Divalicious AKa d!vA on Tuesday, September 09, 2008 - 11:21 PM
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abby

 
Your cat is adorable!!!! It makes me miss my kitty, who looked just like it. It died a few days ago. : ( I am so sad!!!!
 
Posted by abby on Sunday, September 28, 2008 - 1:53 AM
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~ Carla ~

 
Yo! Speaking of taking a dump...looks like your ass needs to! Lay off Ashton! He's got his own hotter than you bunny at home!
 
Posted by ~ Carla ~ on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 3:10 AM
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Divalicious AKa d!vA

 
wtf is your problem?


Ashton, next time FLUSH before taking a pic! :P
 
Posted by Divalicious AKa d!vA on Thursday, September 11, 2008 - 3:56 PM
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Andrew Mariano
Andrew Mariano

 
Cool!
 
Posted by Andrew Mariano on Tuesday, September 09, 2008 - 11:22 PM
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Mama Karen

 
Note to self: While in the Bay, must go to Warrior game!! Good luck with the Blah girls, they're great!
 
Posted by Mama Karen on Tuesday, September 09, 2008 - 11:29 PM
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Mama Karen

 
Note to self: While in The Bay, must go to Warriors game!! Good luck with the Blah Girls, they're GREAT!
 
Posted by Mama Karen on Tuesday, September 09, 2008 - 11:32 PM
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Trina
trina arriaga

 
That was so random...technology and bm's sort of the same I guess?
Love what you do A.K.:)
 
Posted by Trina on Tuesday, September 09, 2008 - 11:36 PM
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ED
ED Young

 
Thanks for the info, Ashton! Will definitely check out your "blahg."

Hit me up when you're in that OTHER Valley (the 818-825-8766) for dinner and magic at the Hollywood Magic Castle.

We love all that you do!
 
Posted by ED on Tuesday, September 09, 2008 - 11:45 PM
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Sergeant Pepper
David Aleman

 
I love you ashton!
 
Posted by Sergeant Pepper on Tuesday, September 09, 2008 - 11:55 PM
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Mindy is DR. DOODAH WOMAN
MInchus PInchus

 
I hope your BlahGirls.com goes off well. I truly hope you took the dump you needed too.
w/ peace and light.
 
Posted by Mindy is DR. DOODAH WOMAN on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 12:13 AM
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sylvia
Sylvia Mukengele

 
Cool Beans!!

ill make sure to check it out each week
 
Posted by sylvia on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 12:18 AM
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Laura

 
I would love to ask Demi what she has in common with you?
 
Posted by Laura on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 12:31 AM
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Deb Cowans

 
Hey thanks for sharing this. I will definatly check this out. Why were you nervous anyway? You're an intelligent, educated man with ideas that are worthy of being noticed. I wish you the very best of luck, and hello to your family as well. God Bless ~ Deb
 
Posted by ★Iron Jenny Prod.©★ on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 12:42 AM
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Suzanne
Suzanne M

 
"As i waited to go on stage to present, I went to the bathroom where i've never seen so many nervous tech guys waiting to take a dump. The line was literally out the door. And apparently stage fright is a big thing in the valley"


hahaha nervous nerds ..lol
 
Posted by Suzanne on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 12:47 AM
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Strawberry Vale

 
Gives new meaning to the phrase 'brain dump".. yes, same thing goes in green room if we have a fancy high-pressure gig! why why why
All the best with your blahg!!
 
Posted by Strawberry Vale on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 12:57 AM
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ÈLI

 
Saw the site. I would have to say that is a negative, no go. I am a little disappointed. I still think you are cool what ever they may say.
 
Posted by ÈLI on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 1:02 AM
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Caleb

 
You make technical stuff sound groovy.
 
Posted by Caleb on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 1:25 AM
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Heather

 
You're funny. And smart! :)
 
Posted by Heather on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 1:51 AM
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~Annette~

 
Good luck. I met with a Dr. today that lives in Silicon Valley for a job interview. Amazing the way technology is going. Makes me feel old..haha
 
Posted by ~Annette~ on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 1:58 AM
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Philip Sopher
Steven Philip Sopher

 
The only funny thing about that cartoon is that it was made in partnership with Todd Goldman.

I would have thought you would have been wise enough not to go into business with a no talent ass clown like Todd Goldman, Ashton. :/

http://www.miketyndall.com/todd_goldman/

~PHILIP
 
Posted by Philip Sopher on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 2:27 AM
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REW

 
awesome ... can't wait to hear more! YOU have an inspired day as well!
 
Posted by REW on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 3:05 AM
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~ Carla ~

 
You're so funny! Thanks for keeping it real!

Now about Palin in a bikini...she def qualifies as a MILF....maybe that's what McCain sees in her? Hot ticket?

LOL!
 
Posted by ~ Carla ~ on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 3:08 AM
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Kelli Laine. A Memorial
Killed by A Drunk Driver

 
cool! i like the coffee table & live stream from a phone.

i'm checking out the blahgirls site now.

thank you for your continued support of kelli's memorial page
it's working & saving lives.

much love & gratitude
Pam, still Kelli's mom
 
Posted by Kelli Laine. A Memorial on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 3:09 AM
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Paula
Paula sue Odagaki

 
You are just too much sometimes...gotta love you though!
 
Posted by Paula on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 3:13 AM
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batgirl3780

 
i want a coffee table that i can play music and call my friends on!!! but i'd have to hook a harness up to the ceiling if i was going to watch video on the table, though. maybe that will be one of the accessories that they sell with it.
 
Posted by batgirl3780 on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 3:15 AM
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Shelly B. Nelly has found the beauty in life. 2009
Toni Lee

 
I totally love the blahgirls.com blogs... I am like, ssooooooo digging it. Anywayz, hopefully one day I will have my own animated character, because Blah is what I do.
 
Posted by Shelly B. Nelly has found the beauty in life. 2009 on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 3:22 AM
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Edelweiss

 
Hi Ashton,

I Dig the blahgirls. Looking forward to the new blahgs. I always wondered why all tech guys went to the bathroom at the same time.=) Take Care
 
Posted by Edelweiss on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 7:03 AM
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Atasi ,AA.,BA.,MBA.
Atasi M.

 
Hee!! Hee!!

Cheers!!

Atasi
 
Posted by Atasi ,AA.,BA.,MBA. on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 7:16 AM
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Atasi ,AA.,BA.,MBA.
Atasi M.

 
Hee!! Hee!! Nice blog!!

Chees!!

Atasi
 
Posted by Atasi ,AA.,BA.,MBA. on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 7:17 AM
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SuperG28

 
Your talent is AMAZING. Tell all hello and keep bringing the laughs. Thanks, Jackson
 
Posted by SuperG28 on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 7:54 AM
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Fanger

 
Hope everything goes well.. unless the Daleks crash the party.. doncha just hate that?

Seriously, hope you're enjoying Tech Crunch 50, I've seen the first two episodes of Blahgirls and thoroughly enjoyed it.

I finally got to see 'Vegas' on DVD (sorry about that, I did mean to see it on its theatrical release, but apparently summer causes video game sales to go up worse than the Holiday Season, go fig.), and I loved it!

Hope to hear more from you!
 
Posted by Fanger on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 7:56 AM
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Julianne Angels
Julianne Angels

 
lol, I can see how waiting-in-line for using the bathroom can get really crazy.. btw, the women's bathrooms are always busy in general. Don't ask why :)
Oh and since the Blah grls are to young to vote for Obama, I'll do that for them. I'm old enough to vote :p
Dunno if seeing Palin in bikini would be that great of a view..
 
Posted by Julianne Angels on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 10:36 AM
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Sasha

 
you sounded nervous, you shouldn't though. you were doing a great job. it's undiscovered tech and it's more difficult than it looks

i participated there with different names because the age system sucked. i registered with a user but when i ever commented it required the age AGAIN
 
Posted by Sasha on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 11:37 AM
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Lori

 
Hey Ashton,
Love reading your blogs.
Good luck with everything..can't wait to read them.
Have a good one!
 
Posted by Lori on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 12:11 PM
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Beth & Ashley's Mommy!

 
Anya is so lucky she got to meet Ashton.....I so want his autograph oh well maybe one day....I would even be happy just with a message from him...I would feel so special....love you Ashton.....I hope your feeling better today sweetie (((BIG HUG)))
 
Posted by Beth & Ashley's Mommy! on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 12:56 PM
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Naughty nixxey

 
lmao be glad u didnt eat hotsauce that day wow tech is krazy stuuf sound wild dude
yourshows are always entertaing cant thinck of one ive watched and havent laughed oh ya im gonna buy your latest movie from walmat hopfully this week to!!!!
 
Posted by Naughty nixxey on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 7:06 PM
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April67
April Garofalo

 
Have fun with your new adventure!!!!!!!!!!
 
Posted by April67 on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 9:04 PM
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