For those of who don't already know I have multiple jobs. Here how about this, I work at Bar 107, I am working managing a new night at Aqua Lounge in Beverly Hills, tied in with 98.7 here in Los Angeles. I answer random phone calls from 14yr old girls laughing or the withheld numbers that hang up at 3am, nope don't really know them but I take the time to talk. Sometimes it gets creepy quick but for the most part talking to you guys rocks.

So to get to my bulletin I posted, I had recently been getting emails from people asking how they could help on my adventure, (NOT A FUCKING VACATION). I am sorry if you think completely getting rid of everything you have and moving to another foreign country to rehab your body so you can get back on your bicycle. Not rehab in the sense like hey James no more beer but rehab in the sense I snapped my fucking wrist from my arm and it is slow healing. I understand many have wrote saying "We Just gave you 25,000". Meaning you clicked on a button from the comfort of your home. Great I feel honored. I would feel more honored if you took that same effort and the one or multiple clicks it took for me to win 25,000 and fucking travel.

I love this response, "But normal people have normal jobs and we can't just go up and drop everything and travel, get a life James and Grow up." I simply reply "I ain't as pissed as you are to be living your life" I mean for fuck sake we are all built from the same shit, sometimes people have alittle less of something and alittle more of another. For those of you who understand that I am just not going to vacation I salute you.

I also want to give a huge Thank You to the guys at Jokersupdates.com, Thank you for blasting me via your website today. Thank you for thanking me for all the time I have put into your radio shows and chats. (THAT SHIT WAS FREE) Thanks guys. I understand you might not realize what I am doing or why I am doing it but listen opinions are like assholes and everyone has one.

To go back to why I am moving to Paris, I am moving to Paris to embrace a culture Americans treat like shit. I am moving to Paris to show Americans that our love can coexist in a society that thinks it can't. Many of you haven't traveled outside of the US and some of you have but we all know one thing when it comes to traveling is the liberating feeling of helping others while on the road. I am not asking door to door to help me. I am just saying if you like the fact that I keep up to date, that I do these blogs, and video blogs, That I read your sometimes really really shitty emails with extremely poor grammar, and I mean I fucking suck at writing but at least I can see the red underlining when it is spelt wrong.

Listen for all of you who have wondered what did James do with 25,000 I will give you an itemized list.

Rent for 3 months @ 1,300=3,900
Laptop=2,700
Mother & Friends=1,500
Vegas with Dick=1,000
Flight to Richmond, VA=500
Flight to SF=250
Paying off credit card debt=11,000
Not including the personal debt outstanding with Jae and David (Haven't forgotten)
Considering I sold all my clothed for Charity
New Clothes=500
Shipping my Bicycle out to LA=250
New Tattoo=2,100
Digital camera=500
DRINKING FOR THREE MONTHS=1,050 (That is really low balling this because I have a tendency to buy my fans shots until they puke, I haven't the last month because I am trying to watch my shit.)

I mean this doesn't include my medical bills for my wrist.

But I know this is all my bullshit why should you care. I am just saying if you like reading my rants and watching my youtube videos and listen I will be busting my balls for your viewing pleasure anytime, but it would just really help if you could look past your tunnel vision and realize I am talking to your kids and telling them they can do anything they want, why can they do anything they want because we live in a country were people maybe not monetarily help each other but provide moral support, we provide advice, and we provide love. All three which will be countered with "Get a Job Loser", well seeing as my job is actually taking the time to write this instead of snuggling next to my Bonnie, I once again say thanks.

And if you want to help, help but I am not saying anybody has to, or in that matter needs to. Some of you will totally help some of you will bitch. One thing is for sure I am leaving for Paris Sept. 20, 2008. Not for a Fucking Vacation, Not for leisure, to get back on the Road.

Paypal: helpcrazyjamesmovetoparis@gmail.com
Help if you feel so inclined, I would freaking smile!
I don't do things for free so tell me what you want if you donate.
I will figure it out within reason.



Much Love,

Crazy James