HE'S GONE ROGUE!!!!!!!!!
Reports are still just coming in, but losing Vice Beard candidate, Mark Waldrop, defected from his party and went rogue this week, joining fellow Stachetarian member Jack Parker in support of a three party system.
On losing his one-time running mate, still bearded Mike Hogan said, "His views have changed in light of recent events in the H.O.T. (the Heart of Texas, for those on the outside). He believes that in order to change the problems within his party, he needs to make his voice heard within a different system, in the hopes that more people will now listen to him."
When asked if he was upset by the defection of such an important party member, he replied, "well, while there is a feeling of betrayal with regards to his going rogue, its hard to stay mad at him. I mean, have you seen that mustache? Its glorious. He looks like Freddy Mercury."
We will keep you up to date as we follow this story. Stay Tuned.
-DC*B