
That news story about the protesters' camp and planned 'direct action' at Heathrow on Sunday has made me mad. They don't want the planned third runway to go ahead because they say it's contradictory to the government's stance on climate change.
What if these cretins actually got what they wanted? What would they have us do? How would they propose we transport ourselves? Cars? NO! CARBON FOOTPRINT! Trains? NO, CARBON FOOTPRINT! .....etc until we run out of options. I'm sure they'd like us to live in little huts made of organic straw and mud, doing nothing at all. If we wanted to visit our friends in whatever fetid favela was down the muddy track, we'd have to dream up some sort of ridiculous solar/methane/wind powered contraption made of leaves which would go at 1/2 a mile per hour. It would be like the supersafe future in Demoliton man times infinity.
OK I've finished now. I'm off to drive about in my massive 10-litre SUV, ram-raiding big-eyed animals and snivelling lefties while smoking the hugest cigar imaginable, eating dolphin meat out of a can and drinking whatever alcohol I can find that's been imported from the most distant corner of the globe.