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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 30
Sign: Scorpio

City: CARDBOARD CITY
State: Alaska
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/14/2006

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Friday, April 20, 2007 
…The box fell from my third story window at an alarming rate. I could practically SEE the anime-style action lines accompanying it on its way down to the concrete. When it hit the ground, it embedded itself into the sidewalk like a meteor, creating a loud THUD and a small shockwave of movement. The roaches, ants, and whatever viruses make that patch of sidewalk their home will most certainly have something to talk about at the water cooler. I was both shocked and relieved about it hammering into the ground like that. I REALLY wanted to know what could be inside there that could change mass at the drop of a dime, almost by its MOOD, but I was happy to know I wasn't the guinea pig. At least, not all the way.
I nervously paced around the apartment, every few seconds peering out the window, looking down at the box. It was still there. If I saw someone pick up the box (unless it was like the Sword and the Stone, and it wouldn't LET anyone pick it up but me…) would I warn them? Would I fight them? I would, more than anything, love to follow them, and study how it reacts to someone else. Or to see if anyone else even NOTICES all of its living qualities. Maybe if someone else opened it they would just find a box of sharp objects or something. The expression "fly on the wall" couldn't be more fitting for what I wanted to be at that point. I wanted to spend years studying teleportation, build a teleportation device, test it by sending a baboon through it, horrifyingly but accidentally mutilating it in the process, only to discover the kinks in the machine, fix them, and send MYSELF through the machine. Only, unlike Seth Brundle, I would PURPOSELY put a fly in the machine with me. And when my transformation was complete, I would then work on my shrink-ray. After years, my plan would be complete, and I could then spend my entire 2-week lifespan puking, spreading disease, feasting on a delicious meal of shit, and WATCHING what happens to whoever picked up the box. I would be the ultimate voyeur. OR..i could let it go. Teleportation is probably harder than it sounds.

My arms and hands had light lesions covering them where the tendons (?) groped me, and where I cut myself trying to fight them off with the scalpel. The cuts stung, but nothing more than an average scrape. They just made me look very self-abusive. And they reminded me of the darkness. I closed the window and went into the bathroom to shower off the night. I had to work in an hour, and I doubt Mr. Ferlon would buy the old "i-got-a-weird-box-at-4-in-the-morning-and-it-attacked-me" excuse, so I turned on the hot water and let the bathroom steam up before I undressed.
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jd!
Joe Davis

 
Acee!
 
Posted by jd! on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 5:53 PM
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♫ Erin Grace

 
I appreciate you chadam X312537243
 
Posted by ♫ Erin Grace on Saturday, April 21, 2007 - 8:05 AM
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Leigh-Anne Gibson
Leigh-Anne Gibson

 
haha! Box full of sharp objects.
 
Posted by Leigh-Anne Gibson on Saturday, April 21, 2007 - 6:07 AM
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Bellatrix

 
If Bert were to write a book, he would write this.  :]
 
Posted by Bellatrix on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 11:05 PM
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Beverley.

 

 a box of sharp objects, I loved the way you added that in there

Keep it comeing :D

<33333333333333333


 
Posted by Beverley. on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:12 PM
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{Show Me Your Soul}

 
haha! YEAH! thats sounds pretty accurate! :PP
 
Posted by {Show Me Your Soul} on Sunday, April 22, 2007 - 12:32 AM
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sweet creepin jesus.

 
Damn, people really like boxes of sharp objects.
 
Posted by sweet creepin jesus. on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:55 PM
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The Word THOMAS
Thomas Sizemore

 
hahaha box of sharp objects! love the reference! anyway! loving the story!!
good job !!!!!
ahh yes im in love i think GIH!

hey look im a little girls saying PIR

 
Posted by The Word THOMAS on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 5:54 PM
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pedro
Dylan Dobson

 
Hmmm sounds as if you have an obsession, Chadam.
Hmmm ...being a fly sounds like it would be gross if anything. : [


 
Posted by pedro on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 5:55 PM
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Stacey
Stacey Shine Hr Photo experience

 
ooooooooooooooo
 
Posted by Stacey on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 5:55 PM
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ashley
Ashley Owens

 

ohhh, naked, hot, wet, steamy chadam...
yummm


 
Posted by ashley on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 5:56 PM
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ditto
Scott Cross

 
i love it. wish it was longer though
 
Posted by ditto on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 5:56 PM
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IAMBERT[:

 

hahaha i love the The Used reference. :]

smooth move Chadam. (Y)


 
Posted by IAMBERT[: on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 5:56 PM
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kirisute gomen.

 
I love this shit!        
 
Posted by kirisute gomen. on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 5:56 PM
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maria.

 
perfection.
 
Posted by maria. on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 5:57 PM
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Putz
Anthony Valente

 
You got some real talent.  Keep it up Chadam
 
Posted by Putz on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 5:57 PM
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HORTON;
jodie horton

 
Love it.
 
Posted by HORTON; on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 5:57 PM
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¤Ambiguous Disposition¤
Kelsey Rae

 

Well. . at least that excuse isn't so over used as other ones are!

Like the person above me said. . Nice song reference ; )

 

Aahhh.. I'm so excited to see where this will go!


 
Posted by ¤Ambiguous Disposition¤ on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 5:57 PM
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AnGeLahhh!!! [[Gangstuh Boo]]
AnGelahh Dotmpg

 

haha u said box full of sharp objects

I luff that song!

and Chadam!! <3

amazzing story

keep them comiin!!

&hearts;


 
Posted by AnGeLahhh!!! [[Gangstuh Boo]] on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 5:58 PM
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Stacey
Stacey Shine Hr Photo experience

 
..http://img4.glowfoto.com/images/2007/04/20-1107313849T.jpg" alt="free image hosting" border=0 />
 
Posted by Stacey on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 5:58 PM
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Madii
madelaine jeffery

 

more i need more!!!!!


 
Posted by Madii on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 5:58 PM
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Rachael

 
So where do you work?
 
Posted by Rachael on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 5:58 PM
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kaylyn conviction.

 
Loveeeee.
 
Posted by kaylyn conviction. on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 5:58 PM
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Once again: awesome!!
Ew I remember that movie you're talking about, the fly-guy movie... I saw it looong ago, but I can still remember some parts of it!


 
Posted by on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 5:59 PM
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Kat
Kat Lupo

 

mmm chadam in the shower....

oh woops...did i said that out loud??

<3


 
Posted by Kat on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 5:59 PM
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SAMMI'S THIRST FOR REVENGE IS UNQUENCHABLE
Sammi D

 
BOX FULL OF SHARP OBJECTS...
what a beautifulllll.....


 
Posted by SAMMI'S THIRST FOR REVENGE IS UNQUENCHABLE on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:01 PM
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♥ jaypat

 
THING!
 
Posted by ♥ jaypat on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:58 PM
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kosmos
Jenny Wahlberg

 

wow :)  your story really gets to me, keep on writing moore!

love.


 
Posted by kosmos on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:01 PM
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Nikki [Nuclear]™ [Joker]™
Nikki Mac

 
a-fucking-mazing =]
 
Posted by Nikki [Nuclear]™ [Joker]™ on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:02 PM
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add new account myspace.com/ _my_personal_winter_

 
you should make a book out of this i'd proably be a best seller.
 
Posted by add new account myspace.com/ _my_personal_winter_ on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:02 PM
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Meisteur Lukey :D
Luke Edwards

 
sweet deal, keep em comin  love the story so far
 
Posted by Meisteur Lukey :D on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:02 PM
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I like the box of sharp objects reference, nice
haha

 
Posted by . on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:04 PM
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I love that you included "A Box Of Sharp Objects" into the story!!!

 


 
Posted by on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:07 PM
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J☺sephine

 
very cool
 
Posted by J☺sephine on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:08 PM
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Ashlynnnn

 

<3

 

Amazing

 

<3


 
Posted by Ashlynnnn on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:08 PM
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briii

 

:]]]]]]]]

Amazingg


 
Posted by briii on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:09 PM
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sopheh™

 
Box of sharp objects ehh?
Amazing

[jepha cakes] xxx
 
Posted by sopheh™ on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:09 PM
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Ashlynnnn

 
Are you single?
 
Posted by Ashlynnnn on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:09 PM
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A round for me!

 
Interesting. I think i've used that excuse before. It doesn't work as well as you would think.
 
Posted by A round for me! on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:10 PM
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BenjiEatsPeople

 
I like to take showers.
 
Posted by BenjiEatsPeople on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:11 PM
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daniellaonfire.

 
Heh. Nice pun, Chadam. :P

Amazing stuff.
 
Posted by daniellaonfire. on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:11 PM
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A round for me!

 
Interesting. I think i've used that excuse before. It doesn't work as well as you would think.
 
Posted by A round for me! on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:14 PM
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Ashlynnnn

 

Sweet use of The Used puns

 

4 o'clock in the fucking morning, eh?


 
Posted by Ashlynnnn on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:17 PM
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Logie

 

"Maybe if someone else opened it they would just find a box of sharp objects or something."

 

 

*~*~*~HOW CLEVER~*~*~*


 
Posted by Logie on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:17 PM
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Logie

 
yeah the four o'clock in the mornin g one was clever TOO!!!!!! WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO CLEVA?
 
Posted by Logie on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:19 PM
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Jessyka Lynn

 
you can be a fly on the wall of whoever finds the box, if i can be a fly on the wall of your life =]
 
Posted by Jessyka Lynn on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:20 PM
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Poff

 

"Maybe if someone else opened it they would just find a box of sharp objects or something."

clever.

 


 
Posted by Poff on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:44 PM
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Logie

 
ya chick i just siad that why you gotta be such a copy cat????
 
Posted by Logie on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 11:39 PM
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¼ jorrdy

 
Wow... amazing.. i love the box of sharp objects.. made me smile
 
Posted by ¼ jorrdy on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:44 PM
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Sarah.

 
A box of sharp objects<3
 
Posted by Sarah. on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 6:48 PM
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