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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 30
Sign: Scorpio

City: CARDBOARD CITY
State: Alaska
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/14/2006
Friday, April 27, 2007 
Sandy Pierce is a prostitute.
She's obsessed with zebra-print patterns.
And she's filthy. A rail-thin frame barely holding up skin and muscle that is begging to fall to the ground out of pure exhaustion. It's no secret that she bleeds profusely, often in public, due to her extreme calcium deficiency which prevents her blood from clotting properly. I had no idea it was even possible, but Sandy's deficiency caused her to become addicted to calcium, which she injects constantly behind her ears, in the small, soft indention that she calls her "Stargate". I am convinced that this calcium is the only thing giving her bones the willpower to stand upright. I wouldn't be surprised if the next time I saw Sandy, she was a BLOB, gliding like a boneless stingray along the patterned hallway, still bumming smokes and gossiping to the deaf guy in 222A, which she often does for reasons unknown other than her own personal therapy, I guess.
Sandy was also born with Cerebral Palsy, which didn't start affecting her motor functions fully until a few years ago. Now, though, it's gotten so bad that during a normal conversation, her arms flail and jerk as if she is constantly demonstrating how to play Street Fighter 2. She makes jokes about it, and for some odd reason is in higher spirits than almost anyone else in this complex, despite her obstacles. Perhaps its because her palsy hasn't affected her business yet. She is still as busy as ever. Her high spirits, and her surprisingly loving but often misguided mothering skills is what makes me really respect (I guess respect is the wrong word, but ACCEPT is a better one maybe) her as a neighbor and, in a weird abstract way, almost a friend.
You see, most of the people in the complex treat me like shit. Not really directly, or intentionally, but just…in that WAY. My right eye is angled downward, and located lower than it should be. Almost resembling the result of getting a small splash of stereotypical "toxic waste" splashed above my eye when I was young, melting the skin and bones housing my eyeball. It's been like that my whole life. And it's never affected my VISION. Though, until after all of this shit happened, I am now questioning whether it did affect HOW I see things. Also, my septum is severely deviated to the right, like it's trying to join my retarded eye in its failed escape from my face. Since I have never really had any kind of conversations or encounters with anyone in my complex, I can only assume that my slight disfigurement is the sole reason for the weird looks and the cruel comments.
Sandy, on the other hand, is my savior. Whether it is out of pity, personal redemption, because I sometimes watch her daughter, or genuine CARE, she protects me. Not in a physical way, but part of the reason, I'm convinced, that the rest of the cretins inhabiting our hallways haven't ever gone farther than the occasional hurtful remarks, is because she has told each and every one of them that I am OK, and that if they hurt ME, she will stop handing out free hand jobs every few days. And seeing as how the palm of an anorexic, palsy-inflicted, calcium-addicted hooker is probably the best a lot of these guys can get, I imagine that not fucking with ME is a small sacrifice. So, in a way, I am also slightly in debt to her, I guess, which is why I continue to do favors for her when she needs me, even if I realistically don't have time, like right NOW….
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† AlyЯa † Daughter of Darkness

 

Amazing To The Mind, Like Usual.

 

Love.


 
Posted by † AlyЯa † Daughter of Darkness on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 7:54 AM
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Cindy ™

 
blah
 
Posted by Cindy ™ on Saturday, April 28, 2007 - 1:50 AM
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♫ Erin Grace

 
sandy > you
 
Posted by ♫ Erin Grace on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 10:46 AM
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Miki ™

 
yay!
 
Posted by Miki ™ on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 7:54 AM
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ZenSpiral

 

First


 
Posted by ZenSpiral on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 7:55 AM
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EthelPope

 

*wide eyed* omg....

 

yay! 

 

ily chadam <3 :)


 
Posted by EthelPope on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 7:57 AM
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Miki ™

 
haha, awesome :p
i wish my neighbours were as interesting as her.

 
Posted by Miki ™ on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 7:57 AM
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Bizzy
Adina Martinez

 

it gets better and better every single entry ^.^


 
Posted by Bizzy on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 7:57 AM
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marnee

 
youre awesome
 
Posted by marnee on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 7:57 AM
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Cover me in ink
Nicole Bernal

 

First comment? *Stunned!*

Aw... it's so sad that your skin was melted. :(


 
Posted by Cover me in ink on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 7:57 AM
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Brittany

 
ily
 
Posted by Brittany on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 7:58 AM
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Maryanne Diener
Maryanne Diener

 

This Sandy woman sounds like the last person to be an overly nice character.. interesting.

See kids, this is why we don't judge books by their covers.

 


 
Posted by Maryanne Diener on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:01 AM
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Your Favourite Worst Nightmare

 
=] everyone always thinks they are 1st.

loving the story

can't wait for more.

x

 
Posted by Your Favourite Worst Nightmare on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:01 AM
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Everyone Makes Origami

 
what fool would think that roflcopter ROFBCOPTER
 
Posted by Everyone Makes Origami on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:57 AM
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†Morrigan†

 

"she will stop handing out free hand jobs every few days. And seeing as how the palm of an anorexic, palsy-inflicted, calcium-addicted hooker is probably the best a lot of these guys can get, I imagine that not fucking with ME is a small sacrifice."

My gosh Chadam, you've got a way with words!  hahahaha!

 


 
Posted by †Morrigan† on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:02 AM
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Meisha|Apocalypse™

 
I agree! That line gave me such a giggle.
 
Posted by Meisha|Apocalypse™ on Sunday, April 29, 2007 - 8:24 AM
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†Morrigan†

 

Yeah, I'm replying to my own post..

But I forgot to add..

"It's no secret that she bleeds profusely, often in public, due to her extreme calcium deficiency which prevents her blood from clotting properly. I had no idea it was even possible, but Sandy's deficiency caused her to become addicted to calcium, which she injects constantly behind her ears, in the small, soft indention that she calls her "Stargate". "  

LMAO  Where do you come up with this stuff??  =)


 
Posted by †Morrigan† on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:05 AM
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Little Bird

 

you're amazing.
Love from South Africa. x


 
Posted by Little Bird on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:03 AM
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Becca

 
Strange yet I'm hooked! Thanks for the late night mind snack!
 
Posted by Becca on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:03 AM
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Just Jess™

 
love it! :]]]
 
Posted by Just Jess™ on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:05 AM
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sopheh™

 

wowee

[jepha cakes] xxx


 
Posted by sopheh™ on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:07 AM
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Steffyanie

 
Your story is soooo amazing.
I'm addicted to it.
Every time I see "New blos subscription posts!" I get so excited because I want more of your story.

IlyChadam.
<3

 
Posted by Steffyanie on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:07 AM
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libby
Elisabeth Nimmo

 

yay!


 
Posted by libby on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:11 AM
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Pam.
Samantha Lee

 
Fucking Awesome.
-Sami.XO

 
Posted by Pam. on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:13 AM
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Tori

 

Haha, Street Fighter 2. You ARE a nerd. But yeah, Street Fighter 2 Turbo is the best one.


 
Posted by Tori on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:16 AM
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Hojoflow Moritosukito (thanks Dan!)

 

Thats was really good! I cannot wait for the next one!!!

 

 

:D

 

 

www.liesfortheliars.com


 
Posted by Hojoflow Moritosukito (thanks Dan!) on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:22 AM
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_nessie_

 
<33
 
Posted by _nessie_ on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:25 AM
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Yina:[sChLaFSAcKpoSeR]™ ♥'s:..?.

 

 
Posted by Yina:[sChLaFSAcKpoSeR]™ ♥'s:..?. on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:25 AM
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NEW MYSPACE ADD myspace.com/278794386

 

"like it's trying to join my retarded eye"

way to make me crack up laughing, chadam. hahaha.

what a nice way to come home from work, a new blog. i really have no idea where this is going to go hey.


 
Posted by NEW MYSPACE ADD myspace.com/278794386 on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:26 AM
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I ll stop stabbing when U stop Screaming [Echelon]

 
i love chadam!!
 
Posted by I ll stop stabbing when U stop Screaming [Echelon] on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:26 AM
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→l.

 

hehe.

i am loving this

:]

great.as always.

xx.


 
Posted by →l. on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:28 AM
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wicked twist

 

"could it be addiction?

no i just need a sollution

from what you've mention"

 

 

i think i'm a ddicted to reading this

keep it up


 
Posted by wicked twist on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:29 AM
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LaurenLemonade™

 
as usual, amazing. I love reading your story and learning about you. loves you Chadam, LaurenLemonade <3
 
Posted by LaurenLemonade™ on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:33 AM
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☮「Kare♥Bear」☮

 

I love your stories!

Keep on writing!


 
Posted by ☮「Kare♥Bear」☮ on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:41 AM
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Hamster.
Annabel .

 

i have such undying love for you and your story chadam. xxoo


 
Posted by Hamster. on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:53 AM
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jackdaw
Bethany Haig

 

best ever

<3

 

chadam lives!


 
Posted by jackdaw on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:56 AM
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catherine

 

these are REALLY well written >.<


 
Posted by catherine on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 8:59 AM
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lydia.[[olddddd]]

 
i love how like some one knocks on the door, then 2 stories after you still havent said what she wants, or even talked to her. like for real i like that.
cuz it gets me wanting more!
and u really have a way with detail.
<3
i love ur story.
i love the way you write.
i love you.
i love chadam!



 
Posted by lydia.[[olddddd]] on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 9:13 AM
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Halima 8☮1™ [BSC]

 

Have fun doing her a favor! xD

Halima


 
Posted by Halima 8☮1™ [BSC] on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 9:40 AM
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-cheyenne!
Cheyenne Mishler

 

hmm.. interesting

You should really make this into a book!!

-Cheyenne


 
Posted by -cheyenne! on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 9:50 AM
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Tegan.
Tegan Lumley

 
I have no idea how whoever writes this (Obviously your a writter not a oddly deformed, brilliant, square headed monster) comes up with some of the stuff said, but its hillarious and insightful all at once, every blog.
Good on you Chadam.
I kinda wish i had your loner lifestyle wih your thoughts and such. It would be fucking awsome. Or to live with someone like you. Ah. Amazing. Except, i dont wanna get attacked by a box.
Not to sound lame but, just like the rest of these people, ily. =]

 
Posted by Tegan. on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 9:52 AM
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Ashhhh!!!
Ash Cashion

 
PART 17 PART 17 PART 17
 
Posted by Ashhhh!!! on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 10:09 AM
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Becca

 
ohhh  prostitutes yay.............lmao i like it keep going!!
 
Posted by Becca on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 10:10 AM
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Joey

 
there is a difference between title and character. 
 
Posted by Joey on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 10:14 AM
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"Armed with a Winchester riffle.."

 

please do tell something about the daughter.. what is she like?

next to grey's, this is something i'm definitely hooked to..

 

no, wait,this comes FIRST, grey's comes next..

 


 
Posted by "Armed with a Winchester riffle.." on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 10:23 AM
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Liz♥

 
:) :O
 
Posted by Liz♥ on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 10:40 AM
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Eh.

 
UPDATE soon!
I want to know what this chick wants...
I'm pretty much hooked.


 
Posted by Eh. on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 10:51 AM
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The Artwork of BLAIRKILLS
Blair Kills

 
you really need to publish these books after you are done.
They are too hard to read online and I think lots of people would buy them if they were books or comics. I loved this story alot. and I hope you have these protected some way a lot of people steal other peoples work that is online and this is really good stuff and I dont want that to happen to you.

Blair
 
Posted by The Artwork of BLAIRKILLS on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 10:53 AM
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Titz.

 

<3


 
Posted by Titz. on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 10:59 AM
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Luke

 

Keep writing

 


 
Posted by Luke on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 10:59 AM
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