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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 102
Sign: Scorpio

City: Cape Town
Country: ZA
Signup Date: 11/21/2006
Thursday, March 22, 2007 

Category: Friends
Let it be known to all of y'alls that we are fast approaching 10 000 blog views.

We applaud you all for your good taste.

Let this then be a blog where you guys can do what you want. Ask us questions. Perhaps you've wanted to know how Rudi gets into his jeans (with a shoe horn) or how many pairs of shoes Paul has (about 20).

Alternatively if you have any suggestions please add them as a comment.

Alternatively alternatively, get an opinion about something - stand up and be counted, make your voice heard etc.

Here are some starter-issues to get you warmed up.

Zimbabwe
Abortion
The USA
Saddam Hussein's execution

and other contentious issues.

We could say, abort your mom's face... Is that irritating enough yet? Get angry. Start a fight. Or love each other twice times with baby oil. It's up to you.

Just do something.

H-Please tell your friends about us if you like us, we are very friendly boy-sausages and we want to spread our H-peanut butter on everyone's bread. There's more than enough to go around.
Currently listening:
Because of the Times
By Kings of Leon
Release date: 03 April, 2007
Jane

 
I'd just like to say how much I hate feminists and hippies. I hate them more than anything in the world.
 
Posted by Jane on Thursday, March 22, 2007 - 8:04 PM
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Jane

 

Why did the woman cross the road?

To suck my cock.


 
Posted by Jane on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 - 4:02 PM
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Billy Deathmetal
Billy Deathmetal

 
i like britney's new hair
 
Posted by Billy Deathmetal on Thursday, March 22, 2007 - 8:57 PM
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Lady ShadyBagLady

 
In honor of Easter...The Aussies want to replace the Easter Bunny with a marsupial named a bilby.  
 
Posted by Lady ShadyBagLady on Thursday, March 22, 2007 - 9:58 PM
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ČЋчЯçћ

 
We taste you for your good applause, even? (Ja, thats not half as witty as I hoped it would be - but I'm getting better at it.)

Nice x 10 000!



 
Posted by ČЋчЯçћ on Friday, March 23, 2007 - 6:34 AM
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HEADLINE payoff

 
H-p extends:

Sexytimes
Nicetimes
Drunktimes
Happytimes
Twicetimes
Thricetimes

To everyone who has commented so far.

Australian Easter Bunny? That's nuts.

Britney is my favourite train wreck.

Nice x 10 000! All the times!
 
Posted by HEADLINE payoff on Friday, March 23, 2007 - 6:39 AM
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Alice
Alice Gnodde

 
Oh. Oh. Oh. - KOL's new album! Happy days! Well, congratulations boys. And dare I say you deserve it.
If I can bring up an issue, it would be streetside sellers of plastic bags and avos and paintings and wire crap. And the fact that soy milk is just the most beautiful substance on earth. And that flies exist simply to insult people's existence. But not as much as rose/christmas beatles.
 
Posted by Alice on Friday, March 23, 2007 - 7:33 AM
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JEANNE

 
I hate getting attacked by moths...and Christmas beetles. They're dumb!
 
Posted by JEANNE on Friday, March 23, 2007 - 7:41 AM
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Alice
Alice Gnodde

 

Thank you Jeanne. And my final rant will involve this year's coca cola rock festival. Aptly named 'My Coke Fest' (for christ's sake) AND featuring what is effectively a Guns 'n Roses cover band and every other band that absolutly no one wants to see.


 
Posted by Alice on Friday, March 23, 2007 - 8:01 AM
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JEANNE

 
dont joke, is it a cover band? im not going anymore. fuckers!
 
Posted by JEANNE on Friday, March 23, 2007 - 3:03 PM
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emokid lynn
Lynn Landman

 
Ja, what she said!  How about telling us why the majority of South Africans have no ability to distinguish between good music and shite?
 
Posted by emokid lynn on Friday, March 23, 2007 - 8:05 AM
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Liam Lynch
Liam Lynch

 
The majority of South Africans are not going to be at that concert... I think they can distinguish just fine.
 
Posted by Liam Lynch on Friday, March 23, 2007 - 6:31 PM
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emokid lynn
Lynn Landman

 

Ah, I should've clarified and said the majority of supposedly 'alternative / rock' music listening South Africans.


 
Posted by emokid lynn on Monday, March 26, 2007 - 9:03 AM
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ČЋчЯçћ

 
OK, so the line-up in terms of the Int bands ain't exactly the bee's knees - but it's not all bad.

Staind should be kiff, if they play old stuff - which they should. And the local support bands are cool at least. :)

That's my issue.

That, and taxis who drive on the shoulder of the road and subsequently kick little pebbles onto my car's bonnet like buckshot thereby chipping the living shit out of the finish, leaving behind little pockmarks of emo-ness on my ride.
 
Posted by ČЋчЯçћ on Friday, March 23, 2007 - 9:55 AM
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HEADLINE payoff

 
If I wasn't busy I would so be agreeing with you guys and conversationing.
 
Posted by HEADLINE payoff on Friday, March 23, 2007 - 8:09 AM
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unicorns are stupid

 
Fuck the USA. Thank someone for the Kings Of Leon, though. Brilliant.
 
Posted by unicorns are stupid on Friday, March 23, 2007 - 12:49 PM
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HEADLINE payoff

 
Kings of Leon is our motor.

We're not necessarily saying that the USA is indeed the handbrake of the world nor that they are the speedbump.

They do fall in somewhere in between though.

H-peace for the world
 
Posted by HEADLINE payoff on Friday, March 23, 2007 - 12:54 PM
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Liam Lynch
Liam Lynch

 
Somewhere between the handbrake and the speedbump is the clutchplate.
 
Posted by Liam Lynch on Friday, March 23, 2007 - 6:32 PM
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Liam Lynch
Liam Lynch

 
As saying goes, how anyone tells the difference between "mom" and "mum" is beyond me.

That "said", I though people in Australia said "maahm".
 
Posted by Liam Lynch on Sunday, March 25, 2007 - 12:22 AM
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HEADLINE payoff

 
Mum.

Pay up.

 
Posted by HEADLINE payoff on Saturday, March 24, 2007 - 2:58 PM
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HEADLINE payoff

 
You just made my Sunday.
 
Posted by HEADLINE payoff on Sunday, March 25, 2007 - 11:24 AM
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Liam Lynch
Liam Lynch

 
Looks better than I expected... for me, I think the crusts help keep the honey within the confines the sarnie.

Otherwise it feels like co-operative breadcrumbs afloat on a sea of bee-wee.
 
Posted by Liam Lynch on Sunday, March 25, 2007 - 1:21 PM
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HEADLINE payoff

 
Bee-wee!

That's awesome.

It makes me want some right now.

Oh, bee-wee dreams! I'm off my ever-loving tits!

 
Posted by HEADLINE payoff on Sunday, March 25, 2007 - 1:27 PM
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mAssiVe HoMo CuNt!!

 
comment!
 
Posted by mAssiVe HoMo CuNt!! on Monday, March 26, 2007 - 5:36 AM
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silly saffa
yusra williams

 

whoop! congrats on the almost 10 000 blogs!

my comment goes as such...
covent garden is rather insane, i mean why have so many tourists gather in such a place? i got lost as soon as i got out the tube station, why because the SA group thought i was part of their bunch (ok i got a free lunch and a random lecture in afrikaans), and then around the time when they did role call, i ran...
- silly me huh lol

jace


 
Posted by silly saffa on Saturday, March 31, 2007 - 8:02 AM
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