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Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 35
Sign: Scorpio

State: Texas
Country: US
Signup Date: 1/14/2007

Monday, February 19, 2007

INNOCENT IN BELLEVUE, NEB
Current mood:

guilty
Category: Romance and Relationships

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DEAR ABBY: I am currently married to a man I was married to for 10 years. We were divorced for about seven months and decided we wanted to remarry. We have been remarried for a year, and there are a lot of trust issues -- not on my part, but on his. He says I cheated on our last marriage, which I did not, but changing his mind was impossible and that's the reason he's insecure. However, our latest issue is just too crazy. I recently started writing to a step-cousin who is incarcerated. The cousin made the comment in one of his letters that he didn't know if it was because we were writing each other so often or what, but he found himself dreaming of smelling my perfume and rubbing against my skin. My husband is now asking for a divorce. Am I being irrational in saying this man is incarcerated, and it would be foolish to want someone who will not be "free" for the next 12 to 15 years? -- INNOCENT IN BELLEVUE, NEB

	JEFF
	What the... oh, nevermind, you're from Nebraska. You're not being irrational by saying that it's foolish to want someone who is going to be incarcerated for the next 12 to 15 years. However, you are being irrational in not being offended that your step cousin wants to smell you and rub up on you knowing you are related to each other and that you are currently married. I realize he's a step cousin, but still. Personally, I think that this letter kind of turned you on and that very thought appalled your husband so he's asking for a divorce. Well, good for him. Maybe if he treated you like an inmate whore you wouldn't be in this situation. Unfortunately for you, it appears that your husband is a nice guy and you would rather be a "vixen of the conjugal vistits" instead of a housewife.

	JASON
	If you are saying you want to "be with" the incarcerated step-cousin then you are more than foolish, you are just stupid. Divorce your husband because you aren't giving him any reason to trust you and so he never will. Then, quit writing your incarcerated cousin letters that make him want to smell you and rub you against his skin. In fact, stop writing him altogether because that's really creepy.