This has been one of the trippiest fucking couple weeks I have lived in quite a while.....
But it is all good for a nice change this time, lol....
My friend TJ called me out of the blue and asked me to be a pirate in the upcoming Pirates of the Caribbean III, out in May next year.

So, I am not just any old pirate.....

I am Captain Teague, keeper of the pirates code.

I am actually Keith Richards double, he plays Johnny Depp's dad in this one.

But, I got to shoot an authenic pirate pistol, and kill someone too!

I got to do lines just me and Johnny in front of the entire cast, nerve racking on the first day....

I got to hang with Johnny and Keith for a few days. Keith got me stoned and invited me to the Stones show in Nov. which was cool as fuck.

AND......... I got to dress like a fucking pirate for a couple weeks....

How fucking cool is that?

Me getting that part was so totally random, a girl I know, TJ (If you are reading this, thanks TJ) called me and told me she was in casting and they wanted me to do it.... out of the blue. So like everything else in my life, it is as random as that time I got hit in the head with a golf ball from the driving range.... but that is another story.

here's a quickie from the set....

I am standin with Johnny an Keith in front of Keith's trailer after he got me stoned off my ass.....
I say to them both, Gore (the director) told me to study your movements and mannerisms (talking to Keith.)
I told him I had only seen you on stage, that if he got me a guitar, I could fake it... or get me a coconut tree and I would fall out of it...
They both were hysterical, and Keith proceeds to "set the record straight" about how it was not a tall coconut tree, but a long one that he was in. That he was sitting on it and fell backwards and cracked his noggin....

None the less, one of my smartass comments that went well, but coulda been one of those.... that went over as well as if you were to hear a bunch of cat meow's coming from the kitchen of a Vietnamese restaurant.....