All links work, but you have to have Real Player Super Pass to see the interviews with the Houseguests. And trust me, they are unlike any other interviews ever done in that backyard, ever. The rest of the links you can check out.

Ok, Let me insert this right on top here to make sure everyone sees it first thing. And stop writing and asking, because I will put everything I know down right here... and that is not much. I was not there. So, what I am saying is hearsay or however you spell hearsay. But I was told by one of the people involved directly.

What must have been the most disgusting 4some in the history of vagina and cock... I understand that Natalie and her sister had a 4 way with Adam and Matt. At that point I couldn't bare to hear another word, the visual was a bit too overwhelming (and I yacked into Natalie's vagina. Ok, I didn't yack into her vagina, but only because I couldn't wait for her to take everything out of that thing. There were corona bottles, and 35 midgets that piled out.) Ok, she just had just one corona bottle in her twat, no midgets (although, I could have sworn I saw a case of corona, two mexicans drinking it waiting to cross the border, 3 sets of car keys, the device made to set Matty's eye straight, Jesus Christ.... oh, sorry.. it was just a hippie in there trying to form a drum circle, not Jesus Christ and at one point Matty got it stuck on his head. Now that was a sight to see. Matt with Natalie's vagina stuck on his head. His arms were flailing all over the place he was running hap hazardly and I thought I could hear him yelling that Chelsea was like a rose garden compared to she rotting corpse or yeast infucktion in there.)

I heard they showed the video to other house guests as well. (I hope they got the part with Matty's head stuck in her vagina.) But she had gross hickeys on her neck.

I had to run from them both yelling for security because they were both drunk and might have been having ideas of having me wear Natalie's sister's vagina on my head, they found it so funny when Matty almost died in there. I was last heard screaming on the way to my car...

So, yes what Janelle wrote is true... (it was just everything in parenthisis that was a lie, but amusing none the less.)

Here is the newest link I updated this blog to add. It is of James, Sheila and I on stage singing Bon Jovi's "Shot threw the Heart" at The KeyClub in Hollywood with Steel Panther.

Steel Panther with a performance by some HG's

Ok, some of these links are to Real Player Super Pass, but if you look I am sure they are on YouTube. If I come across them, I will post the links in this same blog...

Here is the chat that Janelle and I did in Seattle for Real Player. The link will take you to the page but not the video itself. The chat is in 5-6 parts.

Dick and Janie Chat in Seattle

Ok, here are the links to my backyard interviews with the BB9 Houseguests.

Adam...

Adam interview

Ryan

Ryan interview

My video blogs for Real Player which I am continuing to do for Real Player all the way up to Season 10.

Dick's video blogs

Here's a link to Ross the intern from the Tonight Show (Ross is cool)  He has lots of pics posted from the wrap party last night.

Club Evel

Club Evel

The Greatest eviction in the history of Big Brother. And the shit he talks before hand makes it so much the better. Arrogant asshole. Thank you America for your vote to stay that week... And thank you Jen, if it wasn't for your vote Jenius, I would have been history.

Dustin the courtesy flush

CBS calls this one

Don't be a Dick

This was over the PA the live eviction day

Daniele, don't be a dick

CBS having fun

Dick and Jen, friends?

BB9 Cryfest

Boo Hoo

Amanda's Buenofest

No Bueno

Josh pooping himself

Boo! bitch

Ross the intern's Blog

This is a highlight clip of an episode of House Calls

Now that is what I call a bush

Sweet Rick's sitting in for Bunky

Can I have an "Evel" twin?

Dick's Promo 1 for House Calls

Still spendin' it baby!

Dick's Promo 2 for House Calls

Whoops!

Dani's Promo

Just freakin watch housecalls

Final episode of House Calls

Is this the last episode of House Calls for Dick?

All episodes of  Season 8

Big Brother 8 Entire Season