UPDATED 3/13 for the Professional Wrestling "Journalists" of the Internet Wrestling Community

It has been brought to my attention that several of the "journalists" that "report" pro wrestling have commented on my most recent blog, "The Seventh Cryptic Blog." Cryptic blogs are one of my different blogging styles. Due to the fact that I’m a big fan of blogging, I like to change up my style of writing to keep things fresh and entertaining. My concept behind a "cryptic blog" is very simple-I take situations that are currently revolving around me, and write about them. I convey my thoughts in a very broad, abstract, and colorful way so that the readers can make their own interpretations of my words. It’s very similar to a song that has vague, abstract lyrics that allows you to draw your own opinions and conclusions based on your own personal experiences.

The reason I just explained my cryptic blog concept was to clear up a couple of incorrect translations that the "Internet Wrestling Community (IWC)" have taken and ran with. The inaccurate interpretation is of Article C-

"C-I know two people of different genders who are in a dilemma at this time. One of these individuals I am extremely close with-the other one I used to be. The thing that worries me is that they’re both playing around in the deep water and can’t swim. I can swim. Ironically, Eulogy by Tool just came up on random."

This paragraph is about a former couple, one of my close friends, and her ex. Neither one of them can seem to move on (swim) from their bad relationship experiences with one another. It’s really adversely affected their personal lives and they’re both metaphorically "drowning" in the "ocean" of negativity, sorrow, and pity. Through my own personal experiences, I’ve learned how to "swim" away from an unhealthy relationship to avoid doing personal and career damage to myself (Although I had to learn the hard way in 2005). When Eulogy by Tool randomly played on my iTunes, it was ironic caused I had just told my friend earlier that she should "bury the relationship" once and for all.

The reason I deciphered this portion of my cryptic blog was to put an end to some of the "interpretations" that the IWC have made. Several people have speculated that the male in Article C was my brother, Jeff Hardy, which isn’t true. As unfortunate as the situation is concerning Jeff, I’m not worried about his health or well-being in the slightest. I know my brother will be absolutely fine even though he has suffered a career setback. Jeff is one of the best human beings I know, regardless of the fact that he’s my brother. One of the names I saw circulating around as the female was Ashley Massaro, which is now obviously inaccurate as well. Although I do see how people could misinterpret my words, given one of my statement-"One of these individuals I am extremely close with-the other one I used to be." Ashley is a awesome girl who I wish nothing but the best for. I wanted to address these misinterpretations so that the spreading of any untrue rumors originating from my "cryptic blog" would immediately cease. Thanks for taking the time to read this, and make sure to pass this info on to your favorite IWC information source.

God bless the IWC and all the opinions, view points, speculation, misinformation, and rumors that come with it--I appreciate your passion for pro wrestling! Be well..

Matt

Original Cryptic Blog from 3/11

For the first time ever, I’m gonna break this cryptic blog down into different parts. I want each one of you to try and break my cryptic code and translate what I’m saying when you comment on it.

A-The song I’m starting with on iTunes is The Sweetest Girl. For me, the future holds nothing but opportunity-no issues, no baggage, no heat.. nothing. Thanks for your patience. The moment will be here before you know it. I will only accept one position in the future. And it’s up to me to get me there and I’m more than up to the challenge. Sh*t happens in life-it’s how you react and recover that makes you great or that makes you eventually fizzle out.

B-In life, there’s not always good and bad. sometimes you interject yourself into situation were you shouldn’t be. If if it feels right on the surface, think it through. Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand. The choices you make in life might not be morally wrong, but they may put you in a position of conflict which leads to you be persecuted and judged. And often times you’re looked at as the bad guy. Avoid these situations if you can-especially if you’re low on the totem pole.

C-I know two people of different genders who are in a dilemma at this time. One of these individuals I am extremely close with-the other one I used to be. The thing that worries me is that they’re both playing around in the deep water and can’t swim. I can swim. Ironically, Eulogy by Tool just came up on random.

D-I appreciate the fact that someone sees the potential within, as opposed to ignorantly overlooking it. I truly appreciate that-it shows maturity. Look deeper into your possibilities and be realistic.

E-Get negativity the F*CK outta your life. I absolutely have. You’ll thank me for it later.

F-Sometimes things just feel right. Sometimes things might feel right-but in the real world, there’s always a possibility that too many outside issues and previous decisions have been made for it too ACTUALLY be right.

G-I know it’s coming.. I’m just waiting on Corduroy to blast from the device.

H-When you are placed inside a system that you voluntarily put yourself in, roll with the punches. If you’re gonna put yourself there, navigate yourself to the vanguard. Don’t play the rebel if you signed up to be the employee. Be the rebel in your own world on your own clock. Cover Me by Candlebox is blaring.

I-Don’t throw away your past with someone if you don’t have to-especially if it contained several highspots. Learn how to adapt to the current realistic relationship you have-it’s SO important to salvage the people you really bond with at some point. If you don’t, you’re just cheating yourself. Summer Of 69, Bryan Adams.

J-I am the Angelic Diablo in all the good ways. I will make my spawn work even though it’s in limbo.

K-Secret surgery? You’re damn skippy! For a year I lived every day in pain but just sucked it up and decided to GO! GO! GO!

L-Always, always take the optimistic approach. Being negative and pessimistic gets you nowhere-except for the city limits of misery and underachievement. Yes, Strawberry Wine by Deanna Carter.

M-I truly don’t mean to offend anyone with this statement, but, lazy people annoy the F*CK outta me. I’m not lazy, never have been, never will be. YOU decide your fate, happiness, and disposition more than you realize. Hustling and discipline can make such a difference. Buckcherry is at bat with Sorry-I really like this song.

N-I was told this today-and at the risk of sounding overconfident-that I was a born leader. I am probably more valuable as a coach than a player.

O-Sometimes I step back and can’t believe my life-but I f*cking busted my ass to get here. So I feel like I’ve earned every consolation aspect I’ve obtained. I Wanna Sex You Up by Color Me Bad just came on. That actually correlates with my cryptic thoughts, HAHA!

P-You can’t go wrong with telling the truth. Neither can I.

Q-I wanted a grand for every time I blog, but that didn’t happen last time. So to hell with it-I’ll blog for less!

R-Said individual is fine. I don’t want my thoughts exaggerated or misconstrued at this delicate time. I was at one past time concerned. I am not currently concerned. People will never stop being human. And great people will never stop being great people. Even with surmountable speedbumps in their path--whether they’re forced to involuntarily cross them or even if they accidentally built them. Timing can be either fantastic or disastrous. Sometimes timing ends up correctly or incorrectly defining an individual, regardless of if it’s right or wrong.

END

A translation to help you all translate.. Here’s what I truly meant when I posted article Q..

Q-Every time i post a blog now, it’s my personal goal to have a thousand comments posted about it. It makes me feel like I’m getting the interest I want out of my blogs. I considered giving my last blog, which had around 950 comments, a couple more days to accumalte 50 more comments. I was ready to write this last blog, so i did. And in reality, the number of comments doesn’t determine how good or bad a blog is-or how inspiration, thought-provoking, or motivational it is.

Quote of the day - "I wanna feel the change consume me, feel the outside turning in" - Tool, Forty Six & 2

Matt