Well it's that time of year, Luke has yet to get a real job, he has no
homework, he has little to no motivation to pick up a book, and he is
paranoid that his bosses will bust him for listening to his tunes while on the
clock. So we get the magic of shit talk.
It all begins with a simple comment on a simple video.
Hmm, Fall Out Boy do you say? My goodness, I don't think I've ever
listened to that group, nor does anybody in said footage (Okay, well I can
take that back, thanks for being lame Russ) but nonetheless, sort of an
irrelevant comment. But hey! I'm bored!
Simple. To the point. It says everything I possibly need to get across.
Uh oh! Looks like he took offense! I guess he's got me pinned, I can
usually be seen with terrible sideburns and a ridiculously stylish poof hat. Boy, what can I possibly say back?
More or less this is about what I'm feeling here. This guy is clearly a joke and can probably eat my nuts. Oh the fine subtlties in internet humor.
Jeez he's got me there. Because I did indeed calculate the likeliness of this
teenager coming from California to Wyoming to quote:unquote "beat my
ass" and it was about as likely as some average hesh
not offering a blowjob to the surviving members of Pantera.
Man oh man, he sure got me on the
white part. Guilty! Of being white! Oh chit!
I figure by this point that this guy
has to be from the streets. He was
probably rolling with Eazy-E around the time that young lad got the
motherfuckin' HIV.
Gosh, he got me again. I
am just 'wack'! I don't 'no' him! Just an ignorant
white boy who's never you know lived through the
apartheid in South
Africa nor ever been out of the country. Oh! Wait a second! His closer is
great: 'go listen to some fall out boy.' Oh man is this guys knowledge of pop culture just expansive! I mean he could have called me out for listening to I don't know My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Aiden, whatever, but man he just went right for the point with Fall Out Boy! Boy. I just don't know
what I'll say back!
And by all means do I mean "free entertainment." Thanks elijah D! I hope
we cross paths someday when you're gettin' real and I'm out snorting coke
ff a plate of gold. Trick ass mark.