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Sexe : Male
Statut : Célibataire
Age : 22
Zodiaque: Gémeaux

Ville : DALY CITY
Région : CALIFORNIA
Pays: US
Date d’inscription :: 10/05/2005

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Colleen (2)
Ryan (2)
dimanche, février 19, 2006 
Are your eyes deceiving you? Can it really be a new issue, or are you still high? Fear not mild mannered citizen! The time has come for another exciting edition of....


Issue#7: The Whores of Myspace (a.k.a you)

Tired of endless "friend" request (if you're not, then you're the one sending them. ass)? What is the fascination of having so many "friends" that you
A: don't know
B: will never chat, talk or even message
C: will fill your bulletin with same crap as everyone else

Why can't some people be happy with the amount of friends they actually have? So what if it's a single digit number. So what if your other friends have countless of other people in their friends list. You will never have more friends than Tom, so stop it. If someone can give me a valid explanation (other than Tom) for having an endless amount of friends, I will pay you $50.

OK, now that I got that out of the way, let me move on to another problem I have. Dumbass bulletins. Why? Who the hell makes this shit? No your account won't be deleted unless you repost a fucking bulletin. I mean cmon, how will reposting a bulletin save your account?
You won't be killed in your sleep by some girl who killed herself while trying to add friends on myspace, although I wouldn't grieve if you did.
Your true love won't reveal their true feelings for you because you clicked "post."  If you do any of these, then you deserve to have your account deleted, killed by some zombie and your true love to find another person while deleting you from their friends list.

Emos, nuff said.

Celebrity imposters. Can anyone get anymore pathetic? I just don't understand it. I can go on and on about these jackasses, but I won't. What's worse is that they may actually be over 18 years old. Disturbing, isn't it.

Moral of the Story: Don't do dumb shit on myspace.

And now, a word from Robbie the Robot:

Special Thanks to SuperRyan
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Colleen

 
Oh yeah?  Well YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE!!!  Well, I don't think you ever were on my friends list.... but CS'ers were the exception to the "I know all my friends in real life" rule. 
Either way, you're a big meanie butt, I hate you, and so on. 

Good day, sir!

 
Publié par Colleen le dimanche, février 19, 2006 - 3:31
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Ryan

 
Sweet, mi amigo! Muy sweet!
 
Publié par Ryan le jeudi, mars 16, 2006 - 1:06
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Matt
Matthew Stevens

 
That the point of myspace to make friends with people u don't know! DUH!!!!!
 
Publié par Matt le mardi, octobre 31, 2006 - 5:29
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