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Age: 34
Sign: Taurus

City: FISH ISLAND
Country: UK
Signup Date: 2/16/2007

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Emily (2)
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Tuesday, September 02, 2008 

Current mood:WOOOBAHHH!!!!!
Category: Life


Before Sire Bob Geldof set about saving all our futures, he did a song with his mostly forgotten band, The Boomtown Rats about how he disliked Mondays...

It's a pretty ordinary number, but since Sire Bob has become Mother Theresa, it gets aired every few years at some ginormous concert, just before Annie Lennox appears holding an African, after when she lecture sings a number off her new LP that usually sounds worse than a dying cat...



Now, quite how Sire Bob has managed to make an entire career out of one rather flmisy pop song and a big old bag of charity work is something to be admired or hated - but whereas I aspire to his level of megalomania with deep and great longing, I don't generally share his fear of Mondays..


No boss, I've never had a distinct problem with any one day of the week..

Instead, I tend to find they all roll into one after another, and presently, I find I'm suffering a disproportionate number of Saturdays and Sundays...

Yes boss, every time, I check the day of the week, it's either a Friday or a weekend.

It's wierd - I can't remember there having been a Wednesday for some time now and the last Monday would have a bank holiday and I HATE BANK HOLIDAYS on account of my nearly always having to use a bank on them....


Today has however been a Monday in the vein that Sire Bob so joyous sings about and I'm now going to bore you with it's details....


Things started badly...


Having spent 2 weeks in my yellow trousers, I spent a tasty 3 days wearing a very small pair of Kevin Keagan style white shorts and a tight white t-shirt saying FEEL THE MUSIC!!!



It was a king sized outfit - a kind of male bikini, which made me feel both tropical, handsome and vibrant at all times!!!


Yes boss, down the years I have engaged in plenty of research as to what clothes, looks and accessories solicit the best admiring and fun looks from passing ladies, and though I usually swear by a suit with some kind of an artsy twist to be the best - this white outfit, combined with a white bangle and sandals now tops the charts!!!!

(Of course, some of the looks I recieved were laced with amusement - but once you get that smile, the job is done...!)


Anyway, today it was too cold for shorts, I therefore reluctantly ditched them and got my fake red Nike Jordan 23 Air tracky bottoms out.

Now, the main problem with these red trousers is they're a touch small.

Yes boss, they make my legs look shorter and fatter than they are, which if I were female would almost certainly rule them right out of the wardrobe with no hope of parole!!!

However, though I'm clearly vain, I'm not as vain as even an average normal thinking woman, so i let them live....


I added a matchy matching red and black t-shirt, an ill fitting dark blue Kappa tracksuit top and a baby blue fake Nike Air Jordan 23 baseball cap for good measure, and feeling well and set, I prepared myself for the outside world...


Before leaving, I checked the mirror one last time and felt everything was passable.

I then headed bankwards on the off chance I might be able to get some money out..


IT ALL LOOKED FINE....


BUT IT WAS ALL WRONG!!!


Yes boss, it was as I was walking downstairs and looking at myself in the acres of fishy glass, that I realised I looked like a complete and utter FUCKING TWAT!!!

Yes boss, I was starring back at my reflection and couldn't quite believe the mess...

Somehow, I had mutated from being a white hot sex god, into some kind of dirty, shifty looking redblue blob in less than a day?!?!?


I considered going back and changing into something less stupid, but I couldn't do it...

It was horrible and inevitable...


Yes boss, there are some days when you're walking around KNOWING you look FUCKING ridiculous, but are somehow powerless to correct the situation - even though you have ample ability to change your own clothes..?!?!?


IT'S HORRIBLE!!!!


And that was just the start....



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Mr. Bassie
By Horace Andy
Release date: 1998-06-09
07:00
 
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Emily

 
Wow, this blog is freaking me out.
Just the other day I was thinking how weird it is that Bob Geldof became a superstar, since his music is kind of shitty. I wonder how the rest of the Boomtown Rats feel about Geldof trotting out their one hit anytime he is feeling charitable, etc.
I knew someone who had one of his 1980s solo albums, she played it to me. She pretended to like it while I was sort of amazed at how shitty his singing was.
 
Posted by Emily on Monday, September 01, 2008 - 22:08
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I think more one hit wonders should look into saving the world!!!

If every one-hit wonder did that WE MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE!!!!
 
Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF CUDDLING POP BLOG BY PG£ : on Monday, September 01, 2008 - 22:12
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Emily

 
I was about to say...it's not like he had a bunch of hits, even in the 1980s. He had that ONE song and he was in that Pink Floyd movie. Scritti Politti had more hits than he did. Shit, Heaven 17 should have organized Live Aid, at least they sounded better.
 
Posted by Emily on Monday, September 01, 2008 - 22:20
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What are Milli Vanilli doing now????

WHY AREN'T THEY SAVING THE WORLD????
 
Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF CUDDLING POP BLOG BY PG£ : on Monday, September 01, 2008 - 22:31
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Renski
Renski von Wankenstein

 
I think one of them's dead actually...
 
Posted by Renski on Monday, September 01, 2008 - 22:33
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Are you sure he's not faking it???
 
Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF CUDDLING POP BLOG BY PG£ : on Monday, September 01, 2008 - 22:34
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Renski
Renski von Wankenstein

 

 
Posted by Renski on Monday, September 01, 2008 - 22:20
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EXACTLY!!!!
 
Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF CUDDLING POP BLOG BY PG£ : on Monday, September 01, 2008 - 22:21
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Renski
Renski von Wankenstein

 
LOOK AT ALL THOSE OUTSTRETCHED HANDS, CLAMOURING FOR A PIECE OF GEORGE. THAT'S PURELY DOWN TO THE WHITE SHORTS. GEORGE MICHAEL TAUGHT PAUL GIOVANNI EVERYTHING HE KNOWS.
 
Posted by Renski on Monday, September 01, 2008 - 22:29
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EXCEPT HANGING AROUND ON HAMPSTEAD HEATH!!!

I'VE NEVER EVER BEEN TO HAMPSTEAD HEATH AFTER DARK!!!

(or waited around the Gents, just up the main drag, past benders bench, take a right through the rose bush and-)

NO!!!
 
Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF CUDDLING POP BLOG BY PG£ : on Monday, September 01, 2008 - 22:32
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Renski
Renski von Wankenstein

 

 
Posted by Renski on Monday, September 01, 2008 - 22:40
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If only he'd stuck with this....


 
Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF CUDDLING POP BLOG BY PG£ : on Monday, September 01, 2008 - 22:47
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Suki

 
How did you end up with a pair of fake Nike Jordan air track bottoms in the first place? Was it a weak moment?
 
Posted by Suki on Monday, September 01, 2008 - 23:40
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I liked the colour....
 
Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF CUDDLING POP BLOG BY PG£ : on Monday, September 01, 2008 - 23:43
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Sir John 'Im still in my pyjamas' Guilgud

 
I'd like to take this opportunity to quote the future version of Noel Edmonds from 'Time Trumpet':

"He's built an entire career out of the fact that he doesn't like Mondays. Now I don't like the Irish, but you don't hear me going around singing about it. . . Boom town twat.
"

See the clip bellow for the full Geldoff piss-take:


 
Posted by Sir John 'Im still in my pyjamas' Guilgud on Tuesday, September 02, 2008 - 01:07
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Well that's spiffing!!!

I've never seen nor heard anything of this Time Trumpet - I think it's time I quit the Disaster Porn and got my teeth into something more funny...!!
 
Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF CUDDLING POP BLOG BY PG£ : on Tuesday, September 02, 2008 - 01:17
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Purveyor of Nothing

 
i think you're a bit like me on the clothing pront ,pg....in that at times we go for the ironic,forgetting that not everyone gets it,and sometimes theres that killa item which is unfortunately one size fits all.my chris got quite heated talking me out of a sailor top the other day,saying as i wasnt a 16yr old japanese student i'd end up looking like (and i quote) "a bulldog lesbian" so i bought the german roadworkers jacket instead.Now that rocks....and he can wear it aswell on a late night dog walking mission without getting knocked over.i STILL want the sailor top tho,i wanna b spoilt bastard from viz meets future ailors from the mighty boosh.another fashion item i require should u see one is a battle royale necklace.now THEYRE cool.:)
 
Posted by Purveyor of Nothing on Tuesday, September 02, 2008 - 07:41
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There's an element of irony - but these days I also like to look good.

In fact, one of the things I most enjoyed about the Notting Hill Carnival was that I was in company of many stylish sportswear wearers...

However the problem with sportswear is there's a very fine line being looking slick and good and looking like a complete and utter twat...
 
Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF CUDDLING POP BLOG BY PG£ : on Tuesday, September 02, 2008 - 08:09
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Clinker

 
That song isn't actually about Geldof hating Mondays, it's about a school shoot up massacre in America. The first school shoot up massacre in 1979. The girl who did it said she did it because she was bored and didn't like Mondays.

Coincidently there was a programme about it on More Four yesterday.

On the clothes front, obviously i'm no stylist, but track suit chic I don't understand. I haven't owned one since I was about 10 and never intend to again.
 
Posted by Clinker on Tuesday, September 02, 2008 - 09:27
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That's interesting - the song clearly hit a nerve, though obviously very few take it to the kind of extent that girl did..

I've only got into tracksuits recently because of the Italian connection - Italians really take pride in their tracksuits rather than treating them as slop wear...

I personally enjoy wearing them because they're very comfortable and colourful..
 
Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF CUDDLING POP BLOG BY PG£ : on Tuesday, September 02, 2008 - 09:51
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