MIDNIGHT
Austin wasn’t ready for us... ’nuff said. http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1583191&vid=216127

1:15am
Videographer proposes to Rita... unsuccessfully.

1:37am
Tony of TAB The Band performs, "shitcastled" (a more severe form of being "shithoused").

1:35am
Anton stupidly declines a ride home from two drunken whores who had a fedora fetish and nearly molested him on the sidewalk. While it was probably the safest choice and may have saved our lives, at least we wouldn’t have had to wait another 45 minutes for a cab to pick us up... BUT, on the upside, at least we were luckier than Jay Belin’s look alike who suffered a torn ACL/MCL while trying to catch his own cab. And, when his friends asked if he was OK, his reply was, "No, I’m not OK....MOTHERFUCKER, I’m hurt bad!!!"

3:06am
"Nightbirds" - a term coined by our very own Christopher Joseph, keep us awake. They seem to be indigenous to Austin, TX.

Btw - something that should have been mentioned before - our second cab of the day - ride home from SXSW day one: Rita sneezes not one, not two, but three! times and says consequentially, "Ugh, I’m sick." Cabbie immediately sprays us down with Lysol in 1.8 seconds. We’re not kidding...