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Alan Wallace


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Gender: Male
Age: 48
City: Coral Springs
State: Florida
Country: US

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October 8, 2007 - Monday 

Current mood:  weird
Category: Blogging

        In my time writing this blog, I have written (much to your collective annoyance, I'm sure) on a variety of subjects. Heart Disease, the death of Brad Delp, censorship, the role of fear in gun ownership, the changes in our society and technology over the last forty years, what my wife means to me and why, a "thank you" letter to the President, the Constitutional and mathematical realities of impeachment, the curse of immortality, how innocent people wind up in prison and why it is important that we stop doing that, my observations on name-calling, immigration, the unabashed joke that is the "war" on drugs, a plea for help in finding my missing friend, three short stories and more. (The "and more" part is my way of saying my memory is fading and I can't remember all of the subjects I have tackled here. Give me a break. This is my 59th post.)
     Of course, there are people who will read this who have written many more than 59 posts and will be able to tell you the subject of each and every one. Do not be misled. This is not proof that their memory is better than mine. All it means is that they only write about one thing. Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. If you thought that sentence was annoying, try reading their blogs.
     Now, I'm not talking about the people who have a specific heading at the top of their blog. Something like, "Gay rights in America" or "Joe's Blog of Body Piercing Tips." When you see a specific header like that on a blog, you can assume that every post on that blog will likely be on the subject so prominently displayed in the header. I wouldn't go to the "Gay Rights in America" blog and expect to see a wide-ranging variety of posts on subjects like car repair, Springsteen's latest album or how in the Hell David Caruso ever got a job. I would expect to see a series of posts about Gay rights. I have no problem with that. My problem is with the bloggers who don't warn you they intend to spend their entire lives writing on only one topic, from only one perspective.
     If you are going to call your blog, "My Thoughts on Education," you aren't going to be doing yourself or your readers any favors if you post daily and every single post is about how you think the "No Child Left Behind" Act is a crock. Throw in the occasional post about class size or teacher salaries or outdated textbooks or school security or student apathy or how do we educate the thousands of homeless kids so we can break the cycle of poverty or the disruptive influence of gang activity or bullying or how a student is supposed to concentrate when his teacher is sitting at the front of the classroom wearing a skirt that makes her look like Britney Spears getting out of a car. ANYTHING, just so long as you mix it up a little. Don't you ever get bored? I can tell you, your readers do.
     If every post you write is going to be about how the wimp Liberals are all traitors to their country and should learn to love violence more or just get out, maybe you shouldn't call your blog "The Political Spectrum." If everything you write is going to be on the same subject, perhaps blogging isn't for you. Maybe you would be more comfortable as a graffiti artist. There are bloggers who used to see me on their blog every day, until I got tired of repeating myself. Take politics, for example. I have written extensively on the political scene in my own blog, and each political post I have written has been on a different aspect of our political situation. Between my own writings and comments I have offered on the blogs of others, I have said pretty much all I want to say on the subject, at least until something changes. Since nothing is going to change for at least another 15 months, do you really want to hear me repeating myself for that long? That is exactly what I am going to be doing if I keep visiting these one-note blogs. I swear, there are some blogs out there that have me thinking I should just go into Microsoft Word and create a comment, save it and just copy and paste it when necessary so no one will be offended that I haven't commented on their 300th post (in a row) about how Barney Frank should not be allowed in politics because he's (GASP!) gay.
     I love the songwriting of Neil Young. I even like to listen to his music. That being said, I can only listen to him in short bursts. Why? Because he has an annoying habit that, over the years, has caused me to dub him the "King of the One-Note Guitar Solo." Before you start screaming at me, listen to Cinnamon Girl. He may play it with his customary passion but it is still one frigging note, over and over for thirty seconds. It drives me nuts. MOVE YOUR DAMN FINGER! THERE ARE SIX STRINGS AND TWENTY-TWO FRETS FOR GOD'S SAKE! PLAY ANOTHER NOTE!
     Sorry, I digress. My point is, a blog can start to sound like the Carpal Tunnel guitar stylings of Neil Young after a while. Does the phrase, "stuck in a rut" mean anything to you? I can't believe people don't get as bored writing the same thing over and over as I get reading it. If you want to take a shot at a particular group in order to get a rise out of them, fine. Do it and move on. Otherwise, you'll end up learning the same lesson about insulting people that my father learned about beating kids. It doesn't take long to lose its effect.
    If you still don't get it, try this. Go out on the sidewalk and yell "FIRE!" a thousand times and see how long you can do it before people stop listening. I'll bet you don't get past the first hundred before passersby start treating you like that guy with the "The-End-is-NEAR!" sandwich sign.
    Bruce Springsteen plays Born to Run in almost every concert he plays with the E Street Band. That is because he knows the audience loves it and is eager to hear it. Other than that, every show has a totally different set list. In 1976, the Aladdin Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas opened a state of the art performance venue called the Aladdin Theatre for the Performing Arts. The first four nights, Neil Diamond played to sold-out crowds. I saw all four shows. Every one was different. The reason Bruce and Neil and so many other artists do this is so they won't get bored. If they get bored, it shows and the audience will pick up on their lack of enthusiasm and they will be bored, too.
     I'm no superstar writer but I have tried to take a cue from the professionals like Neil and Bruce and at least try to keep it fresh. When you read my blog, whether you think I'm nuts or you just don't care about the subject I'm writing about, I don't want you to ever feel like you showed up at a concert to hear Neil Young play his Cinnamon Girl solo 75 times in a row.
    Mix it up a little, People. Every once in a while, throw in a post about your dog or your bad luck with mechanical things or your heavy period. ANYTHING! Remember, there are 88 keys on a piano. Ever wonder why?

Currently listening:
One Hit Wonders
By Various Artists
Release date: 01 September, 1995
Confessions of a Feral Friend
colin holloway

 
But hey, I used to like ol' Gary One Note.......I mean Numan

Warm leatherette,
See the breaking glass,
Beneath the underpass.

Warm leatherette,
Feel the crushing steel,
Feel the steering wheel.

Warm leatherette melts,
On your burning flesh,
You can see your reflection,
On the luminescent dash.

Warm leatherette,
A tear of petrol,
Is in your eye,
The hand brake,
Penetrates your thigh.

A tear of petrol,
Is in your eye,
Quick lets make love,
Before we die.

On warm leatherette,
Join the carcrash set.


OH and I always figured there were two Neil Youngs-Neil Rrat (Down By the River) & Neil Wworm (Earthworms....I mean Helpless), but no, really I get your point, well said.
A Gentleman & a Scholar I am assured.
 
Posted by Confessions of a Feral Friend on October 8, 2007 - Monday - 10:11 PM
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Alan Dale Wallace
Alan Wallace

 
I like Neil Young, I really do. I think he is one of the premiere songwriters of his age. Still, even in concert he doesn't try to open it up. I HAVE seen him bang away at the same string so long and so hard that it broke.
There may be a message in that...
 
Posted by Alan Dale Wallace on October 8, 2007 - Monday - 10:15 PM
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Logical Psycho †Deadman Inc.†

 
I guess some people are content to write and/or read about the same things thousands of times over. Personally,I don't understand that...it would be like going to a club where they play the same song all night. BORING!!!
 
Posted by Logical Psycho †Deadman Inc.† on October 8, 2007 - Monday - 10:15 PM
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Alan Dale Wallace
Alan Wallace

 
I have read Stephen King's "The Stand" about 13 times. That is over the last thirty years. If it was the ONLY book I had read in those thirty years, I would have stuck a gun in my mouth by now.
No matter how much something might mean to you or how well you think it works for you, a steady diet of ANYTHING is a mistake.
Spinach is good for you but eat nothing but spinach and watch how fast you die.
 
Posted by Alan Dale Wallace on October 8, 2007 - Monday - 10:21 PM
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Jodie

 
I've thought something similar about people's blogs, but with just a slightest twist.

I can't stand to read the blogs that are ALWAYS a rant about how horrible the writer's life is. I can understand the occasional rant, but do we really need to read three blogs a day talking about one bad thing or another? NO WAY!

Life is hard enough and MySpace is my guilty PLEASURE. I do not want to spend my time reading about every terrible thing that happens in the writer's day.

Neil Young may only have one note...and some say that AC/DC has only three chords in each of their songs. Can't we all get to the point where we have at least that?
 
Posted by Jodie on October 9, 2007 - Tuesday - 1:20 PM
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Alan Dale Wallace
Alan Wallace

 
I'm with you. Writing can be a great outlet and very cathartic but if your life is in that much of a shambles that it is your sole topic, some professional help might be in order.
Regarding AC/DC, as a guitarist I can tell you that the three-chord assessment is largely true. To their credit, in some songs it is a G/C/D and in others it may be an E/A/D but it doesn't take Steve Vai to learn the complexities of one of their songs. I learned Back in Black in less than 5 minutes and I'm not all that great.
 
Posted by Alan Dale Wallace on October 9, 2007 - Tuesday - 1:39 PM
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Jodie

 
Despite this, they are still one of my favorites. I guess you could say they appeal to the simpler side of my musical tastes?
 
Posted by Jodie on October 10, 2007 - Wednesday - 8:18 AM
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Alan Dale Wallace
Alan Wallace

 
Many of the best songs ever are the simplest. Take, for example, Gordon Lightfoot's "Early Morning Rain." Three chords and absolutely beautiful.
Bill Monroe was fond of callng songs like this "three chords and the truth."
 
Posted by Alan Dale Wallace on October 10, 2007 - Wednesday - 1:30 PM
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Cherie Amour

 
Most if not all of the blogs I read on a regular basis are written by people who like to mix it up a bit and challenge me to think. I can't imagine virtually recycling the same blog over and over on only one subject. It's boring and redundant to the reader. One assumes that the writer is merely lazy and can't be troubled to put some fresh ideas out there or finds the writing process itself to be too laborious. If that is they case, then why bother to blog at all?

It's challenging to come up with fresh blog topics as I approach 200 blogs, and sometimes I do recycle topics, but I try to take a different slant on every one. Some of my blogs are just personal rants and random ramblings from my own life, so each one of those is bound to be different. Cinnamon Girl: best one note guitar solo ever! I've seen Neil 3 times in concert and each one was very different. Of course, this was in the 80's and maybe I was too stoned to care....lol.
 
Posted by Cherie Amour on October 9, 2007 - Tuesday - 1:21 PM
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Alan Dale Wallace
Alan Wallace

 
It's not so much that they are writing the EXACT same thing over and over. More like writing on the same topic and to the same point, just changing the words around a little.
I like Cinnamon Girl but, as a guitarist, that solo bugs me. I've worked out a much more flowing version for when I find myself playing it. Still has an edgy power but also has a few more notes. I have seen Neil a couple times myself and he does vary his set lists and he is an excellent songwriter (The Needle and the Damage Done is one of my all-time favorites. He is, however, one of the few artists whose guitar playing I would generously describe as "edgily pedestrian."
P.S. If it was the 80's, it is entirely possible that HE was too stoned to care as well.
 
Posted by Alan Dale Wallace on October 9, 2007 - Tuesday - 1:46 PM
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Alan Dale Wallace
Alan Wallace

 
I can assure you that your blog never crossed my mind as an example of my point. You run a varied and lively ship over there. I can always count on you to provide food for thought.
 
Posted by Alan Dale Wallace on October 9, 2007 - Tuesday - 1:48 PM
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Chris

 
I kid you not, when I logged in this morning, I thought, it's been awfully quiet in Blogspace. Where's Alan? And here you are.

I'm fortunate. Those whose blogs I've subscribed to, yours included, never lack a variety of topics. That's why I keep going back. Perhaps we need a few more blog categories. Platitudes, or Tangents, for example. At least that would give us a heads up. But even worse than one-note topics and opinions for me is insipid or juvenile. If I wanted the latest scoop on Britney, who clearly takes precedence over the war, and rightfully so *eyes rolling* I'd turn on the News.

I'm a Neil Young fan, and I love Cinnamon Girl, but yeah, the song clearly falls under the one-note guitar solo category. LOL. Great analogy.

A plea for help to find your missing friend? There's one I did not read.
 
Posted by Chris on October 9, 2007 - Tuesday - 1:22 PM
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Alan Dale Wallace
Alan Wallace

 
I'm so sick of the never-ending foibles of Britney, Lindsay and Paris that I could easily pull an Elvis and shoot my T.V. I think I'll keep on sticking with The History Channel, at least until those three become history. Shouldn't be long, at the rate they're going.
If I may add a category to your suggested list (which I think is a great idea, by the way) it might be "Pedantics." And maybe "Obsessions" might not be a stretch, either. I think that is part of the problem. For some folks, I'm afraid that if they are looking for the line between Passion and Obsession, they may want to look behind them.
 
Posted by Alan Dale Wallace on October 9, 2007 - Tuesday - 1:56 PM
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Chris

 
I'm with you, sticking to the History Channel at least until, as you stated, they inevitably rule the HC as well. In which time, looking on the bright side, it may be safe to turn on the News again.

"Pedantics and Obsessions." LMAO. However, I see one problem that could arise with "Obsessions" in particular. That category could, and most likely would, be quite misleading to the expectations of many...
 
Posted by Chris on October 10, 2007 - Wednesday - 8:27 AM
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Alan Dale Wallace
Alan Wallace

 
I haven't mentioned any names, either. I am not trying to call anyone out or hurt their feelings. It is possible that some will read this and see themselves in it and change their tactics a little. I hope so. There are some very nice people who are very passionate but their blogs have fallen into a rut.
Focus is one thing, fixation is quite another.
 
Posted by Alan Dale Wallace on October 10, 2007 - Wednesday - 1:35 PM
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~char~

 
I'm with gordo...I have to put that box back up, so I can see if I'm in contempt!

As usual, Alan....you're right & amusing, all at the same time!
 
Posted by ~char~ on October 10, 2007 - Wednesday - 8:26 AM
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Alan Dale Wallace
Alan Wallace

 
You don't need to read my blog to know if you are guilty. Read your own. Your posts are always different and raise interesting questions.
As I told Gordo, your blog was not one of the blogs that prompted me to write this. Besides, along with the privleges that come with being my first subscriber, you also may rest assured that if I thought you were stagnating, I would just tell you. Nicely, of course.
 
Posted by Alan Dale Wallace on October 10, 2007 - Wednesday - 1:40 PM
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~char~

 
I love holding that title!
 
Posted by ~char~ on October 11, 2007 - Thursday - 7:45 AM
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Paula
Paula Cook-Farkas

 
Just how many different ways can you say something and keep it interesting? I like variety, I like different views...I just don't like extremes. I'm OK with almost everything in the middle, and believe me, that's a lot of stuff!
 
Posted by Paula on October 11, 2007 - Thursday - 7:44 AM
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Alan Dale Wallace
Alan Wallace

 
I don't believe in extremes, either. With the exception of one or two things, nothing is black and white.
 
Posted by Alan Dale Wallace on October 11, 2007 - Thursday - 7:49 AM
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Alicia Billings

 
Yes, a little variety never hurt anyone. Well said!
 
Posted by Alicia Billings on October 11, 2007 - Thursday - 7:44 AM
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Ms Kara

 
I have a few on my reading list that do the same thing over and over again. Sometimes it is a different sudject but the delivery is the same. I write about nonsense things sometimes, just becasue I spent the day writing and needed a break, but it's not the only thing I write about. Can I second or twenty second your Mix it up a little people?
 
Posted by Ms Kara on October 11, 2007 - Thursday - 7:45 AM
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Alan Dale Wallace
Alan Wallace

 
I write about "nonsense" occasionally. Some might say frequently. I wrote a post a while back about the "girls" who keep sending me friend requests, always wanting me to visit their "other" site, because Myspace doesn't allow nudity. It was all very tongue-in-cheek. Basically, I was just having a bit of fun at the expense of these industrious young women. It gave me a break from the heavier stuff I had been writing about. I'm sure it gave my readers a break as well.
I would welcome a second. Thank you.
 
Posted by Alan Dale Wallace on October 11, 2007 - Thursday - 7:56 AM
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