This is a work in progress but has been good therapy in my dealing with the events of last weekend. And I got to use the word "jackassery," which is pretty awesome.
BAD DRIVER
Bad driver
You really made a mess out of me
It must feel like a good time to be free
To spread your jackassery all over our streets
Bad driver
You really made a mess out of my car
I hope you didn't get very far
I hope that you saw stars
And you're behind bars
Bad driver
You're such a shitty driver
You don't deserve a license
You make me so sick
And my biggest mistake was driving slowly
Because just a little faster and I'd be home
And it's hard to believe that you don't know me
It was such a disaster to call my own