Greetings to all.  It is I, Jason Neufeld, master playwright.  That's not really true.  I'm no master.  I'm an award-winning playwright.  Something Alix Sobler is not.  She will like to tell you that she is a superior writer, but I have the award to prove that she is wrong.  Let's get right to it, shall we.  Alix Sobler Slept With My Brother.  It's true.  After nearly five years together, she cheated on me--with my little brother.  Well, I've decided to expose her treachery to the world with my latest Fringe show Alix Sobler Slept With My Brother.  In it, I relay the story of how Alix Sobler Slept With My Brother.  Supposedly she also has a Fringe show.  But please don't believe her.  In fact, I could have named my show Alix Sobler is a Liar, but I didn't.  I called it Alix Sobler Slept With My Brother.  Because she did.  If  you run into her during the Fringe, don't listen to her.  Everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie.  I can't stress that enough.  The title of her show is false.  I have no such troubles.  Potency has never been an issue.  Did I mention that I'm an award-winning playwright and she isn't?  I'm so much better off now that she's gone.  I love my life now.  I have all the time in the world to do all the things that I've missed.  I can catch up with me, you know?  If you're planning on seeing Alix's show this summer, please make sure that you talk to me first.  Boycott Alix Sobler.  Because Alix Sobler Slept With My Brother.