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Category: Automotive
It seems Mr. Stephen Colbert of "Colbert Report" fame has taken it upon himself to use our "Re-Animate the Decemberists" contest as a call to arms.
It has come to the attention of Decembersits HQ, Mr. Colbert (his real identity is in fact that of a closeted high school teacher-- known as "Chuck Knobblett" to his students and coworkers, in- particular one Geoffery Jellyneck, and that he is not the sunday school teacher turned conservative political analyst secretly working under Karl Rove that he professes to be) has started a new segment in his show called "Who's Riding My Coat Tails Now?" It was during this segment that your beloved group of minstrels were taunted, accused and then challenged! That's right! The Decemberists have been directly challenged by the conservative right!
It seems that months previous the Colbert Report decided to do something "edgy" and offer up Stephen in front of a green screen wielding a light saber, asking fans to place Mr. Colbert into an animated world full of fraught and danger. Isn't your conservative right scary enough for you Chuck?
http://colboard.com/cn/greenscreen.php
Mr. Colbert, thinking that we actually watch his show religiously, went on to suggest that we had stolen his idea, calling us "...a bunch of coat tail riding jerks!" Who's riding on who's coattails? We already played out that "light saber thing" years earlier live and on stage, sans animation, sans stunt double, sans fancy green screen with pure rock, sweat, C batteries and plastic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51fCwGAue5Q
So now, threatened by our video contest and in fear of losing his spotlight as the House and Senate slide from his fingers, and in an attempt by the right wing to glom on to our fans, Steven Colbert is offering up his "Second Green Screen Challenge":
http://www.colbertnation.com/
We are asking you to help us win this battle and set the record straight; that music will always prevail and not another right wing closeted doof will pull the wool over this nation's eyes. That's right, we want you to help us defeat Stephen Colbert in our video! "Mulch" him as they say, take him down to the banks of the Ohio, bring out your dead! Send them to him here and send them to us here. Further, we would like to announce "The First Decemberists vs Steve Colbert Guitar Solo Challenge". Put down the pen Colbert and pick up the axe! Let's see what kind of a man you really are and let's shread, "cut heads" as they say. Let truth and good music prevail!!!
11:50 AM
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