1st Verse:
I drink beer and play sports all day
Use this to cover up that I'm actually gay
Put on my short shorts
Parade them around
My excuse to tackle other men to the ground
I carry myself like I can hardly walk
Spend half an hour
Crafting my jock hawk
You can hardly decipher what I'm trying to say
Look at me twice and I'll smack you in the face

Chorus:
Beer rugby beer rugby rugby girls cars
I hope you get a try so I can slap you on the ass!

2nd Verse:
Let's get naked for everyone to see
After the intense training we're all sweaty
After the match
Go out for the night
End up drunk and in a fight

3rd Verse:
I like shirts that show off my guns
And putting my hand between your legs in the scrums
Lifting heavy weights
Just to get more power
I can't wait to join you in the shower

Story behind the song:
This song is about no one in particular (lol) but is just aimed at rugby and sport culture in general. I'm extremely proud of the third verse, I think it's awesome. I think this song has some of the awesomest lyrics we have, too bad the song pretty much sucks though. We recently turned it into a hip hop song, so if you ever hear us play it again, it'll be a little different to the recording. I think we might rewrite the whole song to make it better. I also hope to not be beaten.