So, Tara posted this in a blog, inspired by someone else who did it.
I'll carry on the cycle, since I think it's a good task to take up.
100 things in 1001 days
Basically, list a hundred things you intend on, and will actually actively pursue,
doing in 1,001 days. It's a good exercise and there's absolutely no
reason for you to not be able to do every single thing on your list in
just a little over three years. I'm going to be trying to do all these
things in just one year, and I'm confident that I'll be successful,
because I do what I want and I do what I say.


***Started on Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009!***

001. Get a tattoo.
002. Go to a strip club and get a lapdance.
003. Get over Burgundy.
004. Fall in love with someone, fully, and then throw it away because it's not worth it.
005. Go on tour with a band, whether it be doing merch or playing in the band.
006. Get at least one more poem published somewhere.
007. Quit soda.
008. Have sex with an Asian girl.
009. Have sex with a black girl.
010. Have a threesome.
011. Lose twenty-five pounds, at least. (19/25)
012. Move into a nicer apartment.
013. Make music with a girl.
014. Hit Bob Hood in the face.
015. Change someone's mind about me.
016. Be homeless in Pennsylvania.
017. Be homeless in New Jersey.
018. Be homeless in California.
019. Meet Loren in Mexico, NY.
020. Train-hop at least fifty miles.
021. Get one of my photographs hung up in a local art exhibit.
022. Get at least five people to go vegan. (3/5)
023. Learn how to bake and/or cook; at least get a basic enough grasp of
cooking and baking to be able to successfully whip up a decent dinner
and dessert for myself.
024. Buy a laptop.
025. Hitchhike to Florida and sleep on the beach.
026. Throw a shoe at Pete Wentz's face during their performance at this year's Bamboozle.
027. Get on TV, for one reason or another.
028. Go to the movies at least a hundred times. (44/100)
029. Reduce my carbon footprint to one planet.
030. Rescue at least one more cat.
031. Convince a believer (blind follower) that God does not exist.
032. Leave the country.
033. Get my driver's license, just to get it.
034. Beat Zombies Ate My Neighbors on SNES.
035. Go a year without engaging in a monogamous relationship with anyone.
036. Have sex with a Latina.
037. Read twenty books. (6/20)
038. Attend a protest.
039. Get away with doing at least five illegal things. (5/5)
040. Donate money to something important.
041. Go to twenty 100% vegan restaurants. (9/20)
042. Get myself completely lost.
043. Jump off of a cliff into water.
044. Take someone's virginity.
045. Get myself unbanned from Colonie Mall.
046. Break 100,000 profile views on my MySpace.
047. Meet a pornstar.
048. Make a porn with someone that actually winds up being streamed for free
on the Internet, via RedTube, YouJizz, TnAFlix, Spankwire, or
StileProject.
049. Go the entire year of 2009 without crying.
050. Get a membership at Planet Fitness.
051. Bowl a perfect game of 300.
052. Go the entire year of 2009 without shaving.
053. Commit a random act of kindness every single day.
054. Meet a 'celebrity'.
055. Steal something that's worth more than $100.
056. Get a MicroKorg and/or an Alesis Micron.
057. Win a bet.
058. Get a hundred people to watch Zeitgeist: The Movie all the way through. (4/100)
059. Write/produce a beat for someone's rap song.
060. Do a spoken word at an open mic, at least once.
061. Get a poem and/or photograph published in Chronogram.
062. Book Busdriver in this area.
063. Find and hopefully utilize an all-natural cure/treatment for asthma.
064. Learn how to play the one keyboard solo in Dream Theater's "Octavarium".
065. Get out of the habit of chewing on the inside of my mouth and the edges of my fingernails.
066. Climb a tree.
067. Go to Water Slide World!
068. Break into someone's house.
069. Make some money off of doing something I'd do for free.
070. Talk at least five people out of going to college. (2/5)
071. See a movie by myself.
072. Go to a concert by myself.
073. Discover at least 100 more bands I will fall in love with.
074. Take care of a plant and actually keep it alive.
075. Change someone's life in one way or another.
076. Go camping.
077. Give a homeless person $20.
078. Tell a total stranger that they're beautiful, in person.
079. Mail copies of Zeitgeist: The Movie and Earthlings to a hundred random addresses. (0/100)
080. Finally work up the courage to watch Earthlings all the way through.
081. Go to the Ripley's Believe It Or Not! Museum in NYC.
082. Go to Insane Clown Posse's recording studio and do something to get their attention/vandalize their property.
083. Get into a fist fight with a Juggalo, and win.
084. Take a MySpace pic with ten homeless people while they are passed out. (0/10)
085. Destroy a piece of corporate property.
086. Hang out on a building roof in New York City until the sun comes up.
087. Vandalize/alter a religious billboard.
088. Make peace with my mother.
089. Scam Price Chopper using the old trick of returning something you
didn't buy using a receipt you found in the garbage outside.
090. Get away from Time Warner Cable.
091. Get a scab from falling (I haven't had one in like two or three years!).
092. Re-learn how to skateboard.
093. Laugh right at a cop's face while he's trying to be a toughguy to me.
094. Sell a t-shirt design that I came up with.
095. Learn how to DIY screenprint.
096. Complain every time I'm at all dissatisfied with some business' service and in turn get my money back.
097. Sneak into a movie, because I never did it when I was younger.
098. Spot a Banksy piece somewhere.
099. Learn how to vomit on command, so I can puke on people whenever I want to.
100. Be happy, no matter what.

Red font = FAILED. :/




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