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Status: Single
City: RALEIGH
State: North Carolina
Country: US
Signup Date: 7/16/2007
Tuesday, June 17, 2008 
Its no surprise to me that Al Gore came out and endorsed Obama.

I imagine it looks like treason to the average person, but I can just imagine the AIM convos that Al and Bill were havin on the low back when Hillary was still in the race:

slickwillie46: you there, nigga?
inconvenient truthiness: yeah, just wiping down this Oscar....what's good tho..
slickwillie46: you know, I still aint forgave yo punk ass for sellin me out during that Lewinsky shit....
inconvenient truthiness: I know, fam...my bad....they was gon try to take me down with you so i had to distance myself, its nothing personal....was the head worth it tho?
slickwillie46: who, monica? sheeeit.....that groundhog lookin heffa chugs it like no other....but that ain't why I'm hittin you up.
inconvenient truthiness: so what's good?
slickwillie46: i need you to come out and endorse Obama
inconvenient truthiness: Obama? Word?
slickwillie46: yeah, man....its lookin like Hillary might actually have a shot at winning this shit
inconvenient truthiness: but I thought that's what you wanted? i mean, you been standin next to her in the press and all...
slickwillie46: FAM. i been gettin my lecture circuit paper and fuckin hoes in peace for the past 7 years.....I don't need that spotlight again....I'm good where i'm at yo...
inconvenient truthiness: I feel you on that, my nig.....lol
slickwillie46: plus, the last time I was in the white house, they impeached me on a bullshit sex scandal.....you think I'm trynna go BACK to that motherfucker? and be FIRST HUSBAND? nigga, please.
inconvenient truthiness: LOLLerskatez!!!
inconvenient truthiness: so why even stand next to her in the first place? you was talkin kinda reckless about Obama on some Captain-Save-a Hill shit....and PLUS you went to sleep at the speech for Martin Luther the Kaing.....
slickwillie46: fam....I gotta find a way to shake the Black voters off me and my legacy......they gon fuck around and put Hill in office off the strength of MY swag, so i gotta throw 'em off......you think anybody who was REALLY trynna win Black votes would go to sleep on Dr. The Kaing?.....c'mon, fam....don't worry tho, I'm still good uptown....all my niggas on 155th and Amsterdam know what's really hood with me...
inconvenient truthiness: whatever, nigga. so you want me to endorse Obama?
slickwillie46: yeah, man....do me this solid and we good. i like Obama.....plus Michelle got a fat ole ass...did you SEE that shit, my nigga?
inconvenient truthiness: nigga DID I? I'd definitely tip her. get it....tip-her? Tip-per?  LOLipopz!!!
slickwillie46: nigga you corny. just endorse Obama.
inconvenient truthiness: aiight wordup....I gotchu...
slickwillie46: chaauch! oh, and one mo thang plair....
inconvenient truthiness: wassup?
slickwillie46: i got this idea for a reality show i wanna put on Current TV called "Who Wants to Date Chelsea Clinton?"
inconvenient truthiness has signed off

*curtain closes*

And here we are today.  Welcome back to the party, Al.....its good to have ya....



Now let's make it rain on these Republican hoes.

Obama '08

Tigallo
¡FЯ€$H.

 
First Biznatches!!!!

Tigallo u fool my dude.. that has to be one of the funniest dialouges i ever read... o and the pic... I love it (no homo)... goood to see 9th in the pic wit ya'll.. Al Gore is 100% hip-hop
 
Posted by ¡FЯ€$H. on Tuesday, June 17, 2008 - 11:11 PM
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[k.y.n.] Bike_B
Bruce Williams

 
wee tawded ass nigga...

kudos nigga, kudos...
 
Posted by [k.y.n.] Bike_B on Tuesday, June 17, 2008 - 11:26 PM
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WeS

 
WHO thinks of this?? LMAO!
Your stand up/ talk show host career will be good and Pooh gon jump into sports broadcasting... both of yall gon be aight!
 
Posted by WeS on Tuesday, June 17, 2008 - 11:51 PM
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Lefty Uno

 
this shit reminds me of BlackBush. "M-A-R-S... MARS BITCHES!" let's make it rain indeed, Tigallo, let's make it rain.

 
Posted by Lefty Uno on Tuesday, June 17, 2008 - 11:52 PM
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The Cloud Experience

 
roflmmfao
 
Posted by The Cloud Experience on Wednesday, June 18, 2008 - 12:01 AM
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Jonesy

 
This just could be the funniest shit to date!

LOL!

Tig, you a fool!
 
Posted by Jonesy on Wednesday, June 18, 2008 - 2:36 AM
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Jamie L. Patterson of Subject 2 Change Customs
Jamie Patterson, M.S.

 
Now THAT is comic genius.

 
Posted by Jamie L. Patterson of Subject 2 Change Customs on Wednesday, June 18, 2008 - 2:37 AM
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InTheShadows..

 
"slickwillie46: fam....I gotta find a way to shake the Black voters off me and my legacy......they gon fuck around and put Hill in office off the strength of MY swag, so i gotta throw 'em off......you think anybody who was REALLY trynna win Black votes would go to sleep on Dr. The Kaing?.....c'mon, fam....don't worry tho, I'm still good uptown....all my niggas on 155th and Amsterdam know what's really hood with me..."

LMFAOOO!!!! That shit is funny! I shed a tear over that shit loooool When you coming back to London man i gotta holla @ you
 
Posted by InTheShadows.. on Wednesday, June 18, 2008 - 2:37 AM
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oh snap!

 
love you phonte.


*wipes tears of laughter away*
 
Posted by oh snap! on Wednesday, June 18, 2008 - 2:37 AM
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Just Bryan, formerly known as Dirty Bucks

 
Nigga this right here had me

slickwillie46: i got this idea for a reality show i wanna put on Current TV called "Who Wants to Date Chelsea Clinton?"
inconvenient truthiness has signed off


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Posted by Just Bryan, formerly known as Dirty Bucks on Wednesday, June 18, 2008 - 2:37 AM
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IMPACT

 
nigga u hilarious!
 
Posted by IMPACT on Wednesday, June 18, 2008 - 3:27 AM
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J. BATTLES

 
U gotta do the convo between MJ and Kells next
 
Posted by J. BATTLES on Wednesday, June 18, 2008 - 2:42 PM
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Donwill

 
im dying at LOLLERSKATEZ

jahhaahahah
 
Posted by Donwill on Wednesday, June 18, 2008 - 2:42 PM
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PBG: www.heyyouasked.blogspot.com

 
Eff SlickWillie...that Tip-her "Tipper" joint was money.
I was laughin'!!

I got nothin' but singles...McCain better get his umbrella!!
 
Posted by PBG: www.heyyouasked.blogspot.com on Wednesday, June 18, 2008 - 2:42 PM
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j.e.Free

 
LOLipopsz!?!?!? you funny as hell man
 
Posted by j.e.Free on Wednesday, June 18, 2008 - 2:43 PM
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The Negro Speaks of Rivers

 
LOLipopz!!!
 
Posted by The Negro Speaks of Rivers on Wednesday, June 18, 2008 - 2:43 PM
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Jackie

 
You need to start doing some comedic writing gigs! Not a bad side job...
 
Posted by Jackie on Wednesday, June 18, 2008 - 2:43 PM
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sheed!
Rasheed Parker

 
LOLipopz!!!
 
Posted by sheed! on Wednesday, June 18, 2008 - 4:59 PM
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Woody Black 2K9
Erik Holman

 
Wow, Gore's looking like, "Yeah, I'm down. Scissors beat rock, y'all! Cannot stop, will not stopp..."
 
Posted by Woody Black 2K9 on Wednesday, June 18, 2008 - 8:34 PM
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Brown Skin the Blue Collah ;o)

 
That pic is more unbelievable than your post! I LOVE IT!!!
 
Posted by Brown Skin the Blue Collah ;o) on Thursday, June 19, 2008 - 1:24 AM
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JK is in the house!
James Kotoye

 
This is hilarious! A brotha's gonna put this on the Dow Chemical listserv so all my stuck up Republican co-workers can have a heart attack to this! PS.
How's a nigga gonna get the Catcher Freeman "Save Our Black Asses" song, a brotha needs something to bump at work to let em know how much I hate them and this job! Peace!
 
Posted by JK is in the house! on Thursday, June 19, 2008 - 1:25 AM
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Kijofa aka Cochise Coltrane

 
I would pay any amount of money to hear them actually do that shit.


"who, monica? sheeeit.....that groundhog lookin heffa chugs it like no other..."

SHEEEEIT!! You gotta love Clay Davis.


But yeah McCain ain't got a chance in hell, but I ain't never puttin' shit past the G.O.P. pt.
3
dem crackas know how to play it dirty.

 
Posted by Kijofa aka Cochise Coltrane on Thursday, June 19, 2008 - 1:25 AM
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Drew Kid

 
LOLLerskates!!! hahahahahahaha
 
Posted by Drew Kid on Thursday, June 19, 2008 - 3:28 AM
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Drew Kid

 
LOLLerskates!!! hahahahahahaha
 
Posted by Drew Kid on Thursday, June 19, 2008 - 3:28 AM
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silly dog
 
Posted by on Thursday, June 19, 2008 - 3:29 AM
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Mr. Makekauuuu

 
Haha... nice read man... that shit was pretty funny... That pic with gore and yall is dope/funny... o yea that podcast that u put out a few days ago or last week w/e was dope

Kudos
 
Posted by Mr. Makekauuuu on Thursday, June 19, 2008 - 6:45 PM
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The Cloud Experience

 
roflmmfao
 
Posted by The Cloud Experience on Friday, June 20, 2008 - 5:48 PM
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I wish Monica could help me with my Snickers....

Great post Phonte!
 
Posted by on Friday, June 20, 2008 - 10:51 PM
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Mocha Joi♥(Priceless.Indulgent)

 
lmao!
How the hell do you come up with this shit!?
 
Posted by Mocha Joi♥(Priceless.Indulgent) on Saturday, June 21, 2008 - 7:03 PM
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Swagger... now in HD

 
1 Is that pic real? LOLipopz
2 This is the funniest shit I read in a minute.

 
Posted by Swagger... now in HD on Monday, June 23, 2008 - 3:00 AM
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Chela Simone

 
I just come here to see what yall crazy mofos is talking bout, and I am NEVER disappointed... yall are HIGHlarious
 
Posted by Chela Simone on Wednesday, June 25, 2008 - 6:53 PM
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Tami Sawyer

 
lmao..shutup!
 
Posted by Tami Sawyer on Thursday, June 26, 2008 - 12:00 AM
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Nefarious!

 
LOLipopz!

hahahahaha.

 
Posted by Nefarious! on Friday, July 04, 2008 - 5:13 AM
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Teditor
ted askew

 
Tootsie LOL
 
Posted by Teditor on Friday, July 11, 2008 - 3:01 PM
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Happy2benappy

 
LMAO!!!
 
Posted by Happy2benappy on Saturday, August 02, 2008 - 6:55 PM
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