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	Kendall Bruns	Has David Sedaris ever eaten a baby?   Posted by Kendall Bruns on Friday, June 20, 2008 - 1:42 PM [Reply to this]

	The Republic of Ajit Ajit Dhillon	my page and blog are visited over one million times a day!!! I would love to do a video blog interview with you to destroy F***ing D. Sadheiress ( sad heiress like paris hilton) In New york or L.A. your pick sir The republic   Posted by The Republic of Ajit on Friday, June 20, 2008 - 3:04 PM [Reply to this]

	^♥^ Crystal Lyte ^♥^ Crystal De Lioncourt	let us ban together infront of the Washington Monument, wear tye-dyed shirts. and all at once spell out "My Custom Van" on the north side and David Sedaris Sucks on the south side...hello 1969 without the peace signs of course... acctually, have you thought about creating a myspace for your book?? have everyone put it on thier top friends, or a banner to promote it on thier page...think about the possibilities. ♥Crystal   Posted by ^♥^ Crystal Lyte ^♥^ on Friday, June 20, 2008 - 3:39 PM [Reply to this]

	leahaha	Yesterday, my myspace visitor map had a total of six views. Beings I'm quite popular, I will spread the word. That should do the trick.   Posted by leahaha on Friday, June 20, 2008 - 4:23 PM [Reply to this]

	Heath	Perhaps you should tour more than 7 dates. And in places that are way cooler. That may help your cause.   Posted by Heath on Friday, June 20, 2008 - 5:57 PM [Reply to this]

	Иنġğεŧ	yeah, like book stores   Posted by Иنġğεŧ on Saturday, June 21, 2008 - 4:16 AM [Reply to this]

	Leigh Leigh Ortwein	Hey, I'm with Heath on this one. Go to more places on your book tour!! Then we could really push the book! "Dude, not only can you buy the newest book from the comedic genius that is Michael Ian Black, you can meet him!"...that would get a ton of people to buy it. Or to stay home and lock the doors, it's a toss-up.   Posted by Leigh on Friday, June 20, 2008 - 6:36 PM [Reply to this]

	Ali(Pants)	Violence is the only solution in this case. Nothing would be more successful in this situation than holding a stranger and his family at gunpoint and telling them you'll blow their brains out if they don't buy the fantastic new book My Custom Van by the comedic genius Michael Ian Black. If I get my ghetto brethren involved, you'll sell thousands of copies!   Posted by Ali(Pants) on Friday, June 20, 2008 - 7:47 PM [Reply to this]

	The Original Nutty Funsters Steph Knee O.D.	Seriously? Because my sister has one and is always looking for stuff... http://livingreadgirl.blogspot.com   Posted by The Original Nutty Funsters on Friday, June 20, 2008 - 7:49 PM [Reply to this]

	Saul Saul Jones	You could start by changing your profile picture to the cover of the book...might catch a few people's eyes that are browsing myspace and therefore clearly have no other use for money than to buy a book.   Posted by Saul on Friday, June 20, 2008 - 7:56 PM [Reply to this]

	MAYA	Ok Facebook Group has been started: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=22103713899   Posted by MAYA on Friday, June 20, 2008 - 9:34 PM [Reply to this]

	King Rio™	It's working. Someone one a bicycle just came to my front door and told me about it. So I rushed over to your blog to see what it was all about. Believe me, I'd buy a new book over a book from 1994 ANY DAY!   Posted by King Rio™ on Friday, June 20, 2008 - 9:41 PM [Reply to this]

	Jillbles	I'll mention you in my blog, which has a readership of some 30-odd people. I'm sure that'll be a huge help to you. So I'll just get right on that, shall I?   Posted by Jillbles on Saturday, June 21, 2008 - 2:12 AM [Reply to this]

	FatGooseMonster	Just kill him   Posted by FatGooseMonster on Saturday, June 21, 2008 - 4:07 AM [Reply to this]

	From Dusk til' Daniel Campos Papa Willy	Here Here Hare Hare   Posted by From Dusk til' Daniel Campos on Saturday, June 21, 2008 - 4:11 AM [Reply to this]

	Иنġğεŧ	You should do a piece on This American Life.   Posted by Иنġğεŧ on Saturday, June 21, 2008 - 4:14 AM [Reply to this]

	Sugar Kainous	Well, on my blog, I have been posting finger puppet stories about Flight of the Conchords for months. And those guys won a Grammy. I'm not saying that it's due to the exposure from my blog (10's of persons read it), but, I'd be willing to do the same for you. Just say the word, and you will be a crappily constructed puppet. I can make it happen!   Posted by Sugar Kainous on Saturday, June 21, 2008 - 1:29 PM [Reply to this]

	Sex Mahoney	I suggest a high powered book-a-pult, with which you can fire copies of your soon-to-be bestseller at random pedestrians in outdoor settings. Not only will your book make an impression on people, but you'll get free advertising as all their friends and family see the impression until it heals. Sex Mahoney for President   Posted by Sex Mahoney on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 7:18 AM [Reply to this]

	Lois Lane	Hi new friend! I'd be happy to promote your new book. How about an interview, and then a contest with the prize being a donated autographed copy? Contests go over well on my blog, check out my Sunday, April 13, 2008 entry.   Posted by Lois Lane on Wednesday, June 25, 2008 - 11:41 AM [Reply to this]

	♪Alex♥[TVF]♫TEoA♫{TBP. st}♪	i'll tell my friends and maybe the whole 'i tell two people they tell two people' chain will occur   Posted by ♪Alex♥[TVF]♫TEoA♫{TBP. st}♪ on Saturday, June 28, 2008 - 3:42 AM [Reply to this]

	ღ[[Notorious ☠ Nixx]]ღ	You should get in touch with Phillip Defranco. (his myspace is http://www.myspace.com/youtubephil) He's basically HUGE on youtube and he also does two weekly "live cast" cast shows over on blog.tv - he litterally has 10's of 1000's (if not more) of loyal and faithful viewers. hope that helps you out.   Posted by ღ[[Notorious ☠ Nixx]]ღ on Saturday, June 28, 2008 - 5:50 PM [Reply to this]

	Renee Nicole	I think you need to have a talk with amazon... They are telling people that have David Sedaris' "when you are engulfed in flames" as a book to buy with yours..... kind of defeats the whole purpose of trying to out sell David Sedaris...... DAMN THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Posted by Renee Nicole on Saturday, July 05, 2008 - 10:46 PM [Reply to this]

	Renee Nicole	SO I have noticed that by buying My Custom Van on Amazon, Amazon has the balls to promote David Sedaris' "When You Are Engulfed in Flames"... Defeats the whole purpose of out selling David Sedaris don't you think?!?! DAMN THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Posted by Renee Nicole on Saturday, July 05, 2008 - 10:52 PM [Reply to this]

	danny Daniel Warren	you could start celebrating hanukkah and sucking cock...if you can't beat em, join em....eh?   Posted by danny on Tuesday, July 22, 2008 - 11:28 PM [Reply to this]

	Nymbus 7	I just reamed my livejournal with your book! http://nymbus7.livejournal.com/74531.html <- evidence OK, so I'm an unknown artist. But like Van Gogh, I'm gonna become a SENSATION after I've gone crazy, cut off my ear, and died penniless. And when the historians of the future are combing through my blog, they'll discover my entry about your book and be all like "HOLY DICK & BALLS BATMAN!" (that's how they'll talk in 2099) "This guy had SUPERB taste in literature!". .... Been a fan since The State. Thanks for the laughs. -Chris   Posted by Nymbus 7 on Thursday, July 24, 2008 - 5:19 PM [Reply to this]

	Paul	I'm an ordained minister, maybe you can convince someone to change their name to "David Sedaris Hates America" and then I can legally marry you to that person.   Posted by Paul on Thursday, August 07, 2008 - 7:16 AM [Reply to this]