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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 22
Sign: Gemini

City: Los Angeles
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 8/9/2007

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Saturday, November 10, 2007 

Current mood:  calm
Category: Blogging
yesterday was crazy busy.
i shoot for a tory lane production, sin city's assploitations 9.
i was scheduled  for a DP with rick masters and van damage, two guys ive never worked with before.
whenever its the first time you're working with somebody its kind of tense because you dont know if its going to go well, you'll have good chemistry or if it will be a total disaster.
so i was careful to be extra polite to everyone involved.
work has been pretty so, thus i havent been blogging that much (sorry about this, on a couple different levels) so i was worried about my butthole being super tight.
i was warming myself up and using a large metal buttplug (a gift from my wifey belladonna) and van damage and rick masters are kind of checking me out while im doing so.  both men were extremely polite... i had spoken with van on a few occasions, so he was comfortable making some moves on me... "helping me out.  i suggested he fuck my ass a little before the scene to make sure it was nice and open.  so i guess rick sees this and throws a temper tantrum.
he tells tory that he will come back and work for her the next day but doesnt want to be in the scene... tory says "no thanks dude. see ya"
so i guess he was jealous or something.... but if he had asked i would have been more than happy to oblige him as well.

he screwed himself out of a scene with me, and his whore dollars.
rick masters... where ever you are... i hope you are working it out.

so i did a one on one with van damage, it was fun. 
he is a foot freak, so hes aces in my book ;)

directly after my scene i rushed home and changed my clothes.
daniel and i headed to UC Irvine where we spoke at a sociology class.
justin long and jon jon were there.  i was like "wow ive fucked everyone on this panel of speakers, i rule"

the kids loved me and i loved them back.

after the lecture we stopped at the nearest ihop and ran into a large pack of the students where we carried on a long conversation about docking , blow bangs, fucking horses and cupchicks (if you dont know what it is do yourself a favor and google it).  im sure the people at the next table where less than thrilled.

i will post some pictures soon.

love you loverfaces!
xo
dd



Eric
Eric Enright

 
see, that's the difference between LA and NYC diners, over here everyone was straining to catch every word you said. ;)
 
Posted by Eric on Saturday, November 10, 2007 - 6:35 AM
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OhPervyOne

 
Actually, Irvine is still kinda white-flight... kinda uppity and therefore kinda up-tight.
Anywhere else in LA we'd have been all up in her convo... contributing even!
Then again, considering it's LA, a lot of locals would contribute, eeven though they don't know a damn thing about anything she discussed. LOL. Whimper. I'm so tired of LA. But, yeah, around where I live it woulda been totally cool.
 
Posted by OhPervyOne on Saturday, November 10, 2007 - 7:43 AM
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Dan K

 
Cupchicks what the hell are cupchicks that must have been a great dinner conversation



Dan
 
Posted by Dan K on Saturday, November 10, 2007 - 7:07 AM
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Marcella
Marcella Leonardi

 
Jesus, those cupchicks are frigging everywhere now. I think I watched like, 2 seconds of that stuff, because I didn't know what it was. So barf-worthy.
 
Posted by Marcella on Saturday, November 10, 2007 - 7:22 AM
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skronk

 
Oh Jesus fucking Christ! Yahhhhhhh. Yeah, I watched the video of the guy watching the video first and thought he was a pussy but ... wow, like a Soft Serv ice cream dispenser! Wow. Ewwwwwww.
 
Posted by skronk on Thursday, December 06, 2007 - 6:51 AM
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Alex
Alex Miller

 
Sweet jesus did I walk into that one. I watched the reaction videos on YouTube first even. I figured, "Hell...I have a strong stomach. I find gross things funny." Oops. I stayed with it for about 45 seconds. I don't think I'm ever going to eat again. I'm definately off chocolate pudding/mousse for a while.
 
Posted by Alex on Saturday, November 10, 2007 - 8:11 AM
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Marcella
Marcella Leonardi

 
Why weren't you my professor at my sociology class?
I had a german guy obsessed with marxism instead.
 
Posted by Marcella on Saturday, November 10, 2007 - 7:25 AM
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"Voices In Your Head" TV

 
Ahhh....large, metal buttplugs. Well, there ya go.
 
Posted by "Voices In Your Head" TV on Saturday, November 10, 2007 - 7:49 AM
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Dana DeArmond The Internet's Girlfriend
Dana DeArmond

 
i AM a pornstar.
 
Posted by Dana DeArmond The Internet's Girlfriend on Sunday, November 11, 2007 - 9:07 AM
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Abu Bless of Filthy Kleen/Infected Tungs/Rawlordz

 
so much excitement so little time.......(i do not know him butt the dude who left seems to be a bit anal) I know it was a corny joke but I try.
 
Posted by Abu Bless of Filthy Kleen/Infected Tungs/Rawlordz on Saturday, November 10, 2007 - 12:26 PM
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(a + b) + c = a + (b + c)

 
Rick Masters is a stupid, stupid man.
 
Posted by (a + b) + c = a + (b + c) on Saturday, November 10, 2007 - 3:53 PM
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GUN MOUNT 251, INBOUND STARBOARD SIDE!
ZAchary HArrIs

 
Good for you! Why do so many women act like it's the pot-o-fucking-gold-over-ye-rainbow? and you never met these guys before? y'all don't rehearse the scenes to get to know each other and break the ass...uh, i mean, ice? I guess that one douchebag was just pissed because he was going to get the ass and someone else was getting it first (well, first for that day anyway). I mean, couldn't he have just switched to the va-jay-jay? In the famous words of the Sherminator from American Pie "what a loser!"
 
Posted by GUN MOUNT 251, INBOUND STARBOARD SIDE! on Saturday, November 10, 2007 - 8:55 PM
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Dana DeArmond's Evil Twin
dana dearmond

 
the justin long i am talking about is a tall slender black male porn performer, as is jon jon.
 
Posted by Dana DeArmond's Evil Twin on Sunday, November 11, 2007 - 7:41 PM
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Twizler

 
What a crazy day you had at Tory Lane Productions. Would think most porn gals & guys would be more secure than that. Your day at UC Irvine sounds like it more than made up for the time with Rick's hissy fit.

Speaking of the cupchicks. Put "2 girls 1 cup reactions" into the YouTube search, and prepare to laugh.
 
Posted by Twizler on Sunday, November 11, 2007 - 9:46 PM
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~~SR~~

 
that cup chicks thing was probably top 5 worst moments ever.
damn you dana dearmond.......
 
Posted by ~~SR~~ on Sunday, November 11, 2007 - 10:21 PM
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IRISH
Brad Bradford

 
What was he thinking he was going to be your first and show you how its done.
You keep doing what you do and let the haters go home with ther dicks in ther hands.
 
Posted by IRISH on Monday, November 12, 2007 - 4:32 AM
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memento vivere

 
WELL AS THE OLD SAYING ALWAYS GOES....

WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU WILL MOST DEFINITELY MAKE YOU STRONGER.


CUPCHICKS.COM
 
Posted by memento vivere on Monday, November 12, 2007 - 5:18 AM
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Twitter.com/iamivanxxx
Slava Siderman

 
That's a funny story. I heard of this happening before. I will keep my comments on Van to myself, about Rick though he has always been very professional when it came to being a good sport on set. Geez, he has done hundreds of scenes for Extreme.
 
Posted by Twitter.com/iamivanxxx on Monday, November 12, 2007 - 7:19 AM
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andi OH!

 
haha, my friends and i just now saw the LAist post about it. we were really surprised they mentioned ihop. but it was way more fun than class!
 
Posted by andi OH! on Sunday, November 18, 2007 - 11:54 PM
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john

 
you should have announced you were at UC Irvine, people woulda showed up. (me)
 
Posted by john on Thursday, November 22, 2007 - 12:39 PM
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Dana DeArmond's Evil Twin
dana dearmond

 
uh... there were press releases, dude. and like 400 people were there.
 
Posted by Dana DeArmond's Evil Twin on Thursday, December 06, 2007 - 6:59 AM
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Bad

 
Hey Dana! I know how to solve your problem! and help you take your carrer to the next level. Before you go to work, Have sex with me the man behind the scenes that will help
you out, and like pro - athelte they practice, and they do exercise, and they workout, So let's do a ( sexout ) It like workingout but for prono stars. We could practice on each other,
and make a sexout plan. With a weekly schedule of sexouts, and sexercise, even diet. Trust me this should work! for the benefit of your young carrer.
 
Posted by Bad on Sunday, January 20, 2008 - 6:01 AM
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Bad

 
Hey Dana! I know how to solve your problem! and help you take your carrer to the next level. Before you go to work, Have sex with me the man behind the scenes that will help
you out, and like pro - athelte they practice, and they do exercise, and they workout, So let's do a ( sexout ) It like workingout but for prono stars. We could practice on each other,
and make a sexout plan. With a weekly schedule of sexouts, and sexercise, even diet. Trust me this should work! for the benefit of your young carrer.
 
Posted by Bad on Sunday, January 20, 2008 - 6:03 AM
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