Chaz-izims update Aug 18, 2008 or the  Weekly Freaky Speaky Updizzy My Nizzy.

"If you're to cool to Holla, then quietly sit still and swalla!"

9)AntiEbonyx: (prn: An-Tee E-bon-icks) 1.Treatment used to rehabilitate caucasians (i.e. whites, Honkies, the Man, Cracka, Wigga, Brady Bunch and Wood) suffering from a severe form of Terets Syndrome in which these individuals uncontrolably speak and act as if they were inter city Afro-American males struggling to survive the daily socio-economic trials and tribulations of being cursed as Black man in the White Devil's Paradise. Most will claim that they grew up with the same hardships and predjudice as any "Homie"  today dealing with the reality that the only way up and out of the gutters of thier hoods and projects is by Pimpin, Slangin, Ballin, Hoopin, Rappin, Prison or a Pine Box. So since these infected whites live this life  24/7, Hood Slang is thier native toung. This claim becomes lame just soon as you notice thier waivering conviction falters when thier voice gets soft and a quick glance over the sholder to see if the coast is clear before dropping the "N-Bomb" in public.

10)Triminagen: (prn: Try men again) 1. All natural, non-persciption, inexpensive treatment for lesbians.  WARNING: side effects are; loss of breath, sweating, nausia, gagging, sore thoat, inflamed  colon, bruised nipples, shaking leg, mod swings ranging from bliss and laughter to guilt and shame, in some cases suiside, can be habit forming, if you become uncontrolably dependent to this treatment call us immediately! Any time, any where. our cracked out responce team is standing by our hot lines ready to give you hands on treatment attacking the situation from all angles, probing all oppertunities, multiple entries if nessisary. Our large staff will work long and hard to ensure that all your needs are met, working as many shifts as nessisary to achive 100% customer satisfaction. We are hard pressed to find a cure so we go down rub out all lesbians of the world because together, we can lick this.

11)Here are some fun names to use for prank calls, making reservations or paging people in public.

Ivitch Urcaukopft: (prn: I bit your cock off)

Juanna Belle Jolla: (prn: Wanna blow ya)

Juan Opena: (prn: One up in ya)

His older brother Ben Opena: (prn: 'been up in ya)

Rick Dees Gentury: (prn like asian: Lick these gently)

Ishia Kama-Gazura:(prn like asian:Is she a cum guzzler?)

EsQuintin Tarintiseyo: (prn: Squinting tearing tissue, name I would use if  I was an annal porn film director)