Like I have said for years you can’t reason with a person who knows they are right. In this case a person who thinks they are RIGHTEOUS, against the very definition of the word, for in my opinion it is morally wrong to inflict such discriminatory, prejudicial attitudes on ANY group of people, and then use a RELIGION as justification, oh I have to stop.........
 

Double talk, Carl? LOL
 

Like I have said for years you can’t reason with a person who knows they are right. In this case a person who thinks they are RIGHTEOUS, against the very definition of the word, for in my opinion it is morally wrong to inflict such discriminatory, prejudicial attitudes on ANY group of people, and then use a RELIGION as justification, oh I have to stop.........
 

Good choice for asshat. Unfortunately, there are so many more just like him. :(
 

Oh Ambellina, have you kept current with his blog? I have had so much PWNAGEW on them, it is UNREAL. Not that THEY can realize it, but ALL their BS has been refuted, and activity has dropped wayyyyyyy off.
God, O love fucking with the moral majority....
 

yeah I just hope none of his people drink the kool-aid
 

Heee heee heeee heeeee

I just let David know of his distinction!

"Hey everybody, I am not here to defend my rights to you folks, but I thought many would find it interesting that David has won a prestigous MYSPACE award for the month of june, here is the link.....

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=243583411&blogID=401890592

CONGRATULATIONS, David!"

ROFLMAO!!!!!!1!!!one!1
 

I have received so many congratulatory comments on my award I figured the least I can do is make an acceptance speech.

I truly don’t deserve this award alone as there were many who worked side by side, day and night. Nevertheless, on their behalf I humbly accept this distinction.
The names I was called, the false accusations that were made, the distorting and twisting of what I said was all good, but it left me with something missing – until this award.

I have so many to thank, but allow me to single out a few.

First I would like to thank Angel of Destiny, Army of One, and Mog. They all fought the good fight and brought truth to the forefront in the face of many degrading and ignorant rants.
Plus they made me laugh until I nearly peed my pants.

Next I’d like to thank Glenn who logically refuted countless bogus arguments and propaganda from atheists and homosexual advocates. He worked David Copperfield like magic, somehow accomplishing this without the consciousness of the atheist mind ever seeing what was happening.

I would be remiss if I did not thank Angela, who spoke truth in a loving and gentle way. This is a clear demonstration of Gods patience with those who still reject Him. That is, by not striking them with a bolt of lightening on their knuckle heads.

Here I must thank Kelly (also know as Legion because they are many). Without her twisting of Scripture, incessant mindless comments, and alignment with atheists, none of this would have been possible.
In the same vein I want to thank “Minister” Gerald Palmer and his following (wait, he has no following - My bad). The “Minister” not only tortured the Word of God, aligned himself with atheists, but shamelessly plugged himself over and over again.
To these 2 I have a suggestion. When it comes time to meet your Maker dress light, take plenty of sun block and bring some marshmallows.

Now I would like to look at the award ceremony itself. It is made up of 4 sentences (1 paragraph) and makes evident the superior mind of the atheist.
For those who haven’t seen it go here to see it in it’s uninterrupted and artistic entirety:

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=243583411&blogID=401890592.

First sentence:

“There were so many likely candidates for asshat of the month this month but I have chosen David this apparent wanna be spiritual leader that at last look was number 21 on my spaces top bloggers.”

For all the kids who want to be writers, this is a perfect example of a run on sentence. Why waste time with punctuations?

“I have chosen him because he seems to feel that he is deemed the one that should choose every body's spiritual calling and while.”

I was often chosen first in gym class. However, I am unworthy of this compliment as I have no idea where they got this from.
As for the “and while”, yet another inspirational add for the young writers to admire.


“The members that he has frequently choose to quote our forefathers intentions never have I seen freedom of religion on any of the comments.”

What? Can we bring in a code breaker?

“SO for this reason he is our ASSHAT of the month of June.”

Not to sound ungrateful, but I did have 2 blogs on this topic. Would that not make me eligible for May and June? How about for the year given the many spin-off blogs that have already made the top 20?
Oh never mind. I’m just pleased to have received the prestigious award at all.
I must say I do find irony, given the subject matter of the majority of posts made, in the award name. How fitting, so to speak.

Given the competency of the ceremony, I would like to take this opportunity to make some recommendations to the BS Press and their “minion”.
Take the writer, editor, and producer outside the camp and have them stoned. Then fire them.

I guess my time is up as I hear the music playing. Thank you all again and may God bless all of you who trust in Him.

Peace
 

You know, you JUST HAVE to give a guy a couple of "Class" credits for giving an acceptance speech for the "Asshat of the month" Award.
He is still an asshat, but an asshat with a little touch o' class at least....
 

Yeah, Yeah, my grammer scucks. It's ok I'm am much better at public speaking anyway. It's all ok though because I may use run on sentences, but your still an ASSHAT! Things were not taken out of context on your blog. I can see how you would think so being so veiled to the truth of non-exsistense. It's ok believe what you want. I unlike you am good with people being who they want to be and who they are. The only wrath that I worry about is the wrath of my husband for losing the car keys and the only wrath that most who know me worry about, is well, the wrath of me. You see I'm not a very nice person. I think that most of the world is full of shit. It did take a big man to accept his award, I'm sorry that you didn't qualify last month. There was another bible thumping nimrod that deserved it more. I just hope that all of your readers think long and hard if you ask them to drink the kool-aid. I believe that however misguided you may be, the mother will be ok with you at the end of your time. Thank you for accepting your award you are the first asshat to have done that.
 

It seems to me the real bad ones only have to attempt to prove their point, and they prove ours.
 

I think it is very interesting how David mentions mine and Kelly's name in his speech

"When it comes time to meet your Maker dress light, take plenty of sun block and bring some marshmallows."

Wow.
 

Don't worry he only mentioned you to slam you. This seems to be his way
 

"Self Promoting Minister- use your own blog for promotion, your worse than anybody on here."

This was your line in David's blog who was this meant for?
 

His way?!!! What a hypocrite!
 

Hypocrite, yes, I would say so, david is a hypocrite....
 

I think it is very interesting how David mentions mine and Kelly's name in his speech

"When it comes time to meet your Maker dress light, take plenty of sun block and bring some marshmallows."

Wow.
 

Ok folks, if you notice above the date for the posting of Furious Frank states “I just let David know...”. The date and time on this entry is June 2, 11:22 PM. I went to Davidville at that time as well as several times yesterday, and could not find this posting. I find it curiously condemning to find that AFTER David posts on our site, he puts up a DIFFERENT posting of the notice. A prime example of the hypocritical practices we have been pointing out all along. In this way, he helps us to prove our point. I would also like to point out our leader will not EDIT his posting, even though...................

The fact our leader has a problem with grammar is accepted here, (I give her shit about it from time to time), as are her religious beliefs, or lack of them. This has no bearing whatsoever on her ability to perform RATIONAL THOUGHT, a concept foreign to most religions.

There is no ceremony. The whole POINT is unceremonious. After a few more people post here, I’m certain this will disappear off the bottom of the page where it belongs, as (in my opinion) religious debate is a good intellectual exercise, but it is ultimately a waste of time (see my entry above). At that point I’m sure our leader will block any further entries, as the matter will be considered closed. C.S.

P.S.” Take the writer, editor, and producer outside the camp and have them stoned. Then fire them.
Thank you all again and may God bless all of you who trust in Him.”- DAVID

Thank you again for proving our point. C.S.
 

You say,

"I’m sure our leader will block any further entries..."

Yet in David's blog you accuse falsely,

"So much for free and open discourse."

You are the hypocrite Carl.

What's with the "our leader"? Are you from outer space or what?

Dude, lay off the drugs!
 

Quoting watch dog;

{You say,

"I’m sure our leader will block any further entries..."

Yet in David's blog you accuse falsely,

"So much for free and open discourse."

You are the hypocrite Carl.

What's with the "our leader"? Are you from outer space or what?

Dude, lay off the drugs!}

Blocking further entries to stop useless arguing, which I think he means to be after everyone has his/her say. I would not agree with this, and I am sure the press will not. While I see Carl's point, CLEARLY, that arguing about religion is pointless, however.

As far as free and open discourse, there is a HUGE difference between closing down a blog, and deletig comments that you just do not agree with. It seems, when someone gets to the point that they are emotional, cursing, or just refuting way too many questions, david deletes/bans them. That is a very common tactic in blogs when someone starts coming up with questions that cannot be answered. Carl saw that, and was right when he said that you could post anything here, and it would not be deleted, although kiddy porn would fall outside of that, and I would personally make sure you were arrested for it. Do you dig the kiddy porn, watchdog? If not, you can pretty much say any damn thing you please, and the worse that can happen is derision....

I cannot speak for Carl, but I AM from the planet L-PAX, which is just one orbit out from K-Pax, see the same named movie, it is not fiction, but a docu drama. I have all the answers your world needs, starting with this simple truth. God does NOT exist, and the worship of him is inherently EVIL! I dare you to say I am on drugs!

See my most recent blog for further discourse on THAT subject.
 

LIsten up WATCHDOG I DON"T TAKE DRUGS SO TAKE TAKE THAT BULLSHIT ASSINENE UNINFORMED
 

You spelled "assinine" wrong. I think.
 

I just couldn't control myself. As one of my friends here at Bullshit press pointed out not long ago I am capable of much better than that type of language. I was merely pointing out, as any reasonable person would be able to understand, when the time is up, the time is up. There is no reason to let these circular nonsense reinforcing arguments continue. One definition of insanity is to perform the same act over and over again while expecting different results. I see no reason to let this continue past a reasonable time. LEADER is a title of respect. ASSHOLE is not. A title I freely grant to you because...........

You treat my entry like you treat the bible, using only the parts that suit your purpose.
AND
A person who accuses another of using drugs is grasping at anything they can to make the other person look bad, because they have run out of reasonable arguments. This demonstrates the degree of low to which you have let yourself descend, while ABSOLUTELY proving you don’t know what the fuck you are talking about.

I’m done wasting my time on this, so here is the blanket response ---BULLSHIT!!!!
Future respondents refer to the above line.
I apologize to the other readers for momentarily loosing my composure.
C.S.
 

Carl,

First off, how would you know about the Bible AND what I take and don't take from it?
Next, dude lighten up! You're wound a little tight.
Last, sorry about telling you to get off the drugs. By all means, take your medication! Relax.
 

Actually watchdog Carl knows all about the bible he is my spiritual mentor.....hehehe
 

Wow what a good choice for ASSHAT OF THE MONTH!!! Hell you think he's a contender for the coveted ASSHAT of the year award, he sure has my vote
 

I think that it may be a possiblility!
 

*sigh* so many asshats so little time
 

What an ASSHAT!
 

Jerry, I so agree. His fundamentalist views are devastating to free thinkers everywhere.
 

Big ups, and Kudos!
 

The ninjas are responding to the blogging call!