Contrary to the empty words that many San Franciscan throw-backs cling to, the summer of love ended ages ago, and 99% of that "good energy" has been replaced with "bad vibes at the love-in, dude".   

For instance, a young friend of mine relayed to me an incident that occured at- of all places- a straight edge vegan party.  Some kid made the gross oversight of not reading before buying, and brought some cookies that were made with animal fats.  Before ejecting this thoughtless offender from the soiree, the host and her socially conscious guests verbally crucified the guy then beat the crap out of him over this stinkin' bag of cookies!

As for Scrotum LaVey's attempt to sue you and Soft Skull, well, i'm sure you see the silver lining here.  This is a bit of an inconvenience, but it's ultimately going to make for some good press which will result in even more book sales. And now that you have solid case against him, when the light of justice shines on this cockroach, he'll have wasted tons of money on legal fees, and possibly even end up as some burly criminal's girl friend in prison... if all goes as it should. 

Stanton sure as hell pushed me pretty hard (I almost fell down, but my feet are gigantic and caught the grip of the ground ) when I had you in the headlock, therefore it was NOT one on one. You're lucky I was wearing a bomber jacket.  Fuck, it probably felt like a pillow to you...

You, along with your mate, are a quite the hypocrites, Szandora.  If your guys' entire philosophy is that you're superior to others like Lisa, why the fuck do you care what she says or thinks about you OR ANYBODY WHO WOULD LISTEN TO HER? 

Does it REALLY matter if people think that Stanton is inbred?  You're just disgruntled cause his only potential is being a good swimmer (webbed feet, bald head, probably no body hair due to further genetic mutations...)

Lisa wasn't mad about it at all, you're the one who's all pissy, we're all fuckin laughin at you.  I live nearby and if I see you anywhere around here, I'm gonna clown you like hell!

LISA I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU. A MOTHER OF TWO THAT KEEPS BEGGING TO GET ATTACKED SO YOU CAN "BECOME THE VICTIM" OVER AND OVER AGAIN?  IN YOUR RECENT LETTERS TO ME YOU WERE ACTING LIKE A CIVIL GIRL WHO HAS FINALLY EVOLVED FROM BEING THE BITCH YOU WERE TO BOYD TEN YEARS AGO. HERE WE ARE TEN YEARS LATER AND YOU'RE ONCE AGAIN FALSELY ACCUSING A TALL HANDSOME GENTLEMAN OF "KICKING YOU". WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? ARE YOU A MASOCHIST? AND THEN YOU ARE ASKING FOR MORE BEATINGS BY SAYING THAT WAS THE WIMPIEST BEATING YOU HAVE EVER HAD.  I'VE NEVER BEEN BEATEN, HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY YOU GET SO MANY BEATINGS? I'VE ONLY SUCCEEDED IN FIGHTS AND VIOLENCE IS UGLY. SO YOU SHOULD SEEK ANGER MANAGEMENT I'M REALLY CONCERNED WITH POOR WOLFGANG'S SAFETY WITH A MOTHER LIKE YOU. YOU REALLY ARE DIGGING AN EARLY GRAVE FOR YOURSELF. BUT THIS ALWAYS WAS YOUR GAME, AT LEAST NOW YOU WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT. AND I DON'T BELIEVE FOR A SECOND THAT YOU AREN'T IN PAIN FROM SWEET LITTLE SZANDORA'S ATTACK. I JUST WISH I WAS IN TOWN TO HAVE WITNESSED YOUR LIE ABOUT STANTON KICKING YOU.

ALL MY BEST TO YOU.

LOVE,

GIDDLE

i think your the fucking nazi here

I was under the impression that satanists have the ability to control themselves and master their life situation w/ great finesse; they know when and where to choose their battles, and exactly how to orchestrate a situation to their own personal benefit.  This is something I can't help but admire in anyone, but it's quite apparent that this isn't the always the case as far as certain self-proclaimed "satanists" go. 

Curiouser and curiouser! 

A simple blood test could clear up the issue once and for all so I dont see what all the fuss is about.

He DOES look a lot like is grandfather or whatever .....

Out of the mouth of a babe, no less: "That all depends on if they can prove if she was trying to intentionally hurt his reputation. If they cant prove that, they don't even have a case."  You go, Kris.

When the judge reviews Lisa's body of work in order to detect her "crime", i'd be shocked if they didn't conclude that all she's ever done is document the comings and goings and sayings and doings in what amounts to tales from Fairyland, at best. 

Lisa Carver is a gatherer of cultural data who sometimes peppers said info with her personal take on this essentially mundane stuff.  The thing that makes her work truly remarkable is that it often gives a the average Joe/Josephine that irresistably happy "me too!" feeling.   Simultaneously, her work also gives inelegant knee-jerk reactionaries an opportunity to get their panties in a bunch over her musings.  And apparently, some of this latter group have the need to fret over what Lisa thinks, says, and does... in a big way.  If they didn't, why would they have interjected their fauxrosity into our happy little haven here, hmm?

Actually, now that I think about it, I think Miss Drugs Are Nice might be the biggest satanist of us all.  Surely, I must be correct in my assumption, otherwise, how could she have the ability to make so many Special People react to her mere words and existence in such a passionate way?

Gosh.  I feel quite gyped all of a sudden.  Lisa, pleeeeease indulge me here?  I'm special too, so make me feel as important as you've managed to make Certain Others feel.  I just don't know what i'll do in my life until you disturb my waters!  Oh, please make up things about me that aren't true so I can never get a job in the field of my choice, and...whatever... okay?    

They would get their asses kicked down here for that. Get what you can from that little incident. And I would suggest hanging with friends. Big friends.

Anton LaVey was a plagiarist and his “philosophy” is completely contradictory and unworthy of application to anyone’s life. Anyone with a moderate understanding of philosophy would know this. If you wish to know my stance more fully or would wish to respond to this accusation, then I would welcome you to go here - http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=2331430&blogID=41362236&Mytoken=05C8AD2E-BED0-4240-89E72F08A0B70826819035609

Hahahaha oh please.  Lisa didn't get her ass kicked in the least.  She brushed herself off and was laughing about it for the rest of the night. 

Getting scratched a little and her hair pulled hardly constitues as "getting her ass kicked" like Szandora is telling everybody.  Szandora is a douchebag drenched in red hair dye and can't fight to save her life unless she has her egghead boyfriend in tow.  I could pick her up and throw her like a football if I wanted to.

I'd rather laugh at her though cause her stupidity and ridiculous anger amuses me greatly.

A little ov this and a little ov that! You whine, you endorse. Vucking simpletons! You can get the same quality entertainment on MAD TV!

I will mock one thing vor sure however, Szandora, Stanton LeVey!? By your names charged alone, I can veel your vucking pathetic vapors all the way here in Denver.

Try using names that carry true command like;

Satanic Snoop Dogg or 
Lil' Kim Legosi...

Draka67

Simple rule of thumb.  Coming up with a fake name for yourself = nerd.  The only time I ever came up with a name for myself was during the one month that I played "Dungeons & Dragons," and not coincidentially, I was the biggest nerd on the planet at the time.

Satanism?  Yawn.  Oh, scare me with your scariness.  Do you guys...  wear black and...  listen to punk rock/industrial music...  and talk about scary stuff?  God.  And I thought that anarchists were annoying...

Oh, and what the hell, since I'm a law student.  Here's an interesting yet also boring question.  You can only prove libel if you can prove that the Defendent hurt the Plaintiff's reputation.  Can you really "hurt" the reputation of a Satanist?  How does that work?  Do we apply the same standard to someone who actually wants to have a bad reputation?  I could probably write a boring law review article about this...

this is good stuff..

Dan. Iv you are charging them, then employing christian (vorgive me) tact in your ending statement., then I have to ask you what kind ov Satanist are you?

Draka67

This whole thing is so marvelously west coast.  Gone are the days of "Yer a stupid druggie!" "Yeah?  Well, yer grandaddy was a Satanist!"

Those practices are now so accepted, at least among the counterculture, that there's no taboo and thus no insult left in them.  Look at what insults you have left:

1. "Yer grandaddy was mean to puppies!"

2. "Yer grandaddy was a dirty old man!"

3. "Yer grandaddy fucked yer mama!"

And from these, the taunts progress to:

4. "Ya hit like a girl!"

5. "Yer boyfriend hits girls!"

6. "You dye your hair and your boyfriend is bald!"

7. "You've got a pretentious nom d'goth!"

Interesting to see what taboos and the insults based on them still have sticking power.  The "bald" taunt goes back to biblical times (2nd Kings 2:23-24), and the incest taboo is still as upsetting as ever.   Though since  you can't sic bears on people anymore, as in the bible, now you just send lawyers. 

Kevin Andrew Murphy

The Alchemist's Arcanabulum

This is the best blog ever.  This is even funnier to me now than The First Annual MySpace HairAwards, and that one had me rolling on the floor for over a year.

I hope this makes it into the most popular blogs so that everybody can be amused by it.