So Beat Stevie is off and running. Had a really good meeting with the kind people down at Channel 4 and even though their beautiful lawyer seemed slightly concerned about Roland's colourful use of shock comedy and our tourbus-based hallucinogen consumption, they have given us the go ahead for a few late night showings. Me and Mayhem are going to be stars. The world is our oyster. People will recognise me in the street. I'll sign autographs and be attractive to the opposite sex. We were asked to go on the Transmission who to talk about it, but it was all the way up in Sunderland. So we got a van and started driving, but the traffic was horrendous and the DVD player didn't work, which was even worse coz I packed the whole series of Entourage. We just sat on the M1 for 3 hours not moving by which time the people at the show were getting nervous we might not make it... So the decision was finally made that in true Muse style we would get a helicopter. Make sure you check out our debut national Beat Stevie televisation whenever it's on, I can't remember the date. It's in about a week. Sky+ it hard! And then when you see me in the street don't bother me, I need my privacy. I'm an artist like Keira Knightley. I can't do the celebrity thing.

Also check out the new Beat Stevie chart. The what's fine top nine.



Big dog dench.