No, the title of my blog today is not a cry for help a la Lindsey "The Cutter" Lohan.  I was in the shower on Saturday.  I reached for the towel hanging on the curtain rod.  I pulled it down.  With that simple movement, I pulled a muscle in my neck that nearly made me fall down.  It hurt really, really, really, really bad.  For two days I could not turn my head.  I got whiplash in the shower.  It's official.  I am old and spastic.

Besides the fact that I'm in pain, I'm also pissed because I was just starting to work out again.  Many of you (haha) will remember my weight loss challenge from last year.  I was in a wedding and had my ten year reunion so I wanted to lose some weight, remember?  Yeah, I gained all that weight back when I quit smoking this year.  20 lbs.  It's warmed up here in the last few weeks, and I can't tell you what a pleasant surprise it was when I tried to pull on my shorts.  For the past two weeks I've stuck to my diet and exercise plan pretty well.  Now if I wear a big shirt you can't see the roll of fat spilling over the top of my pants, and it doesn't feel like I'm cutting off the blood supply to my internal organs.

**Mary Kay Blog Update**

The shit is really hitting the fan over there.  Apparently a long time poster and supporter of the PT blog has been ousted from the group.  She told the story on her own blog, but sadly took that post down and replaced it with another that wasn't nearly as mean and didn't name names.  Another blog has posted quotes and is openly making fun of her in the most retarded way I've ever seen.

Check it out if you're lame like me:

http://neverpantyhose.wordpress.com/2007/03/17/my-response-to-qj%e2%80%99s-latest-post-on-her-blog/