I know this is a few minutes early. It is because I'm so anxious to give the news. Read it yourself.
Yes, here it is- the announcement that you thought you wouldn't live to hear. I can now confirm that on Thursday, September 11 at 9:00pm eastern, I will be appearing on Fox Network's "Kitchen Nightmares." i urge all of you to tune in to see my gitty performance as one of Dee Snider's table guests as Chef Gordon Ramsay makes a couragous attempt to transform the "Handlebar Resturaunt and Lounge."
In other breaking network television news, look for Judah Friedlander to sport a vintage Cactus Jack shirt on an upcoming episode of "30 Rock."
Okay, so maybe this announcement wasn't all that urgent. But things have been a little hectic since September 1st and my move to TNA! So I felt like stepping back from the seriousness of the situation and having a little fun.
On to more serious stuff. I've been really interested to see all the comments about my move, especially the ones pretaining to how my legacy will be affected by such a departure.
Despite having been occasionally frustrated with WWE, I was actually happy with how my legacy was protected, built, and capitalized on during my last three years there.
I was going to get in depth about this, but I apparently promised my kids I'd make snow cones with them, so I've got about 5 minutesof writing time left before they rebel on their dad.
How will TNA affect my legacy? Well, I guess that remains to be seen. Most successes are based on a series of taking chances. Sorry, the snow cone situation has become a little more serious. Try explaining to a five year old why he needs to stop playing with a Chris Benoit action figure.
On September 14th, I will be appearing at the Wrestler's Rescue benefit, at the Radisson Hotel in Piscataway, New Jersey. I will be sigining autographs from 11 am to 1 pm. This is a great attempt by Dawn Marie to both helpout and create awareness for problems facing former wrestlers. I am proud to say that 100 PERCENT of ALL MY PROCEEDS go directly to WRESTLER's RESCUE. Also be on the lookout because I will be selling some personal career items as well. You never know what I might bring. And all of those sales go to WRESTLER'S RESCUE. I'm hoping that we can raise some money for this very worthy cause.
Okay, things are better now. Hughie found his Big Daddy V figure.