Love You Linds!!!
 

sexy don.
 

Ew. Facebook.
 

Hi my name is ARNOLD and live in GHANA in West Africa and i have found interest in ur profile so cane we be together and love aurselfs.....ALL LIFE CAME FROM THE SEA. HERES SOMEONE BEING DELIVERED NOW....I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?....I had a dream about you. With two angels. Your angel is cute but mine is not, so I asked why angel. They said: "Balance of nature". So let’s balance with a great good love.....Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!....I'm thinking u. I want to be with u. I am longing for u. I have a crush on u. I want to hug and kiss u.....Here are my cell numbers so u can call at anytime and i will respond to u heartily. +233-242-730407 and +233-277-805974.....Thanks and hoping to here from u too.
 

Look another African scam artist. HA! HA!
 

Hi my name is ARNOLD and live in GHANA in West Africa and i have found interest in ur profile so cane we be together and love aurselfs.....ALL LIFE CAME FROM THE SEA. HERES SOMEONE BEING DELIVERED NOW....I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?....I had a dream about you. With two angels. Your angel is cute but mine is not, so I asked why angel. They said: "Balance of nature". So let’s balance with a great good love.....Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!....I'm thinking u. I want to be with u. I am longing for u. I have a crush on u. I want to hug and kiss u.....Thanks and hoping to here from u too.
 

Paris Hilton makes vomit come up in my throat...she does. Well, more like hairball-type balls. thus, I feel like vomiting. It'd weird?
 

loveeeeeeeeeeee u linds, and PARIS when do we get to see brittney with you out in the 'spotlight'? (just an fyi: i picked her from jump street!.....i even cried when u asked her to enjoy you in being 'part of your life' together...loveeeeeeeeeeed it!!!!!!
 

I don't know whose real or not on myspace these days! lol! I you are the real ones then hi!

All the best
 

How much is Tom paying you for this blog? :]

Oh, and did you enjoy being in a Family Guy joke?

...and will you please go to bed with me (for the sake of art)?

Merry Christmas!
 

peace to all who read this...may your smiles get larger and longer each moment your alive..
 

MyYearbook is a pretty kool site too. I spend about as much time there as I do on MySpace. I also have a facebook profile, but I don't log into it often. It is too full of apps that seem to have no point. But I do like how it helps me find old classmates. Most of the classmates from high school I found were on Facebook.

Anyway, sorry about your Facebook woes... I do think it is kind of funny though. ;)

Dave Wright
 

Ok noah lets get something straight here every internet communication is monitored as are all phone calls made both here in the UK as well as in the states.The thing about myspace and facebook is just that it offers them what they want on a plate. Not that they need it but it makes it easier to keep tabs on what people are doing if your intelligence is voluntarily handed to you... Yes your comments about "real" problems has a little validity however everything is relative. We have been stitched up by our respective governments for a long time now and the situation is getting worse. However your later comments about Lindsay's problems could be put into perspective by someone in Zimbabwe right now dying of cholera or being oppressed by Mugabe with no food on his table telling you that you live in relative luxury... It doesn't matter how much money you have in this world or your position priviledged or not, everything has a payment, and everyone will answer to the creator including the illuminates you are alluding to... I would like to say that 90 percent of the replies to your posts are insulting you because you have stooped to insults yourself. Im not here to insult or be insulted just to remind you that the new world order as indicated on the dollar note, absolutely loves division amongst the masses because it renders us innefective... Fair enough wake the people up if you must but bring them together don't add to the division.The stars may appear to lead charmed lives but they pay a price to do so, they also entertain us in dark times and some of them like Charlie Sheen actually have a contribution to make in raising awareness of whats really going on here... "to know oneself s to see oneself in action with another"..Bruce Lee rip
 

omg u poor sad little man
i didnt read all of the comments u left, tbh i have better things to do with my time.
But you however clearly dont
If u disagree with the blog so much then why, first of all did u bother commenting, and second bother continuing sending like a million essay long comments about jack shit in some pointless arguement with a bunch of people who u dont know, and chances are will never meet?
i really dont get it

bless lol
 

hi,
my name is ballack,i am a student and also a soccer player and i have just seen you and i want to be your friend so that we can talk to each other about our country,i am a boy of 18 years and am a student and also a soccer player,i hope you like soccer as i like it and i want to be a football.
 

he wants to be a football LMFAO.
 

I love haters who flog people. And it's like why are you on Lindsay's page anyway. What do they do this for???? Duh..... Come on.... If you don't like her, get off her page.... Go hate on someone else. I'm glad it's not just mel..

meg
 

You are aware that you are a troll, right?.......just checking
 

your a cock, seriously, facebook is wank, i have it myself and there is hardly anything to do on it, ive had myspace much longer and the security is much better, if you was a celeb you wouldnt fucking put yourself as yourself on facebook because everyone would comment you when infact, lindsay just wanted to talk to her friends.
and also there is no need to put fuck in capitals, your just trying to look hard..
facebook could be much better with stuff like that anyway..

if you was a celeb you would understand, but your a scruffy cunt by the looks of things anyway aha, rant over, if you reply i dont give a shit what you put (:
 

Woohoo! Go Abi!
 

hahahaha
 

What the fuck do you care stop hater if don't like her browse some other page hater
 

mate if youre so jacked off about LL's complaint... why dont you just not read it? not every single thing she says or moans about has to interest you. plus, she's addressing a really important point here, that the security of facebook is not up to standards, allowing fakes to call themselves lindsey lohan.

oh and YEAH im sure the government are really fussed about who just broke up with their boyfriends or who went to a party... and im pretty sure they wouldnt share important information with you.

get a life.
 

1. facebook connected to NSA? hahaha. the moon is a myth as well 2. shes saying she doesnt have a fake profile because shes the real lindsey lohan, brush up on your reading skills 3. celebrities dont use fake profiles, they use fake names, and regular people make fake profiles to pretend that they are them. do you get it now dumbass? once agin the shit you say makes no sense cause your an idiot and your prolly from the south. the last part doesnt make sense either. go to school!
 

Noah, get a girlfriend, shut the hell up, and stay offline. And nice try on getting a rise out of everybody for lame page views on your myspace.
 

Funny, you're the only one hating here. You went on a blog of a celebrity you hate and constantly come back for more trolling. Your so called "logic" fails.

If you can't get a girlfriend, get a boyfriend. If you can't get either, get a pet rock. And stay offline. Nobody obviously wants you here and while we're at it, your mom wants me to tell you she wants you out of her house too.

And that's not an advice from me. That's just what you need to do.
 

You see....Obama becomes president and disables your facebook profile. tsk tsk
 

Anyone who gives this crap a Kudo is really sad, and pathetic
 

Wow... Someone is just trying so hard to get attention. Here's your final shot of attention from me and after this, I'm cutting you off.

I didn't read the rest of your little bitch rant. But here's my point: EVERYONE has the freedom of choice to do whatever the fuck they want to do with themselves, with their money, with their life, with their time, with their myspace, with their blog. That being said, maybe you should get the fuck off other people's cases and take your own advice, make something out of yourself instead of telling others what to do and stroking your own bloated ego.
 

"On my off time I like to play around in my studio experimenting with sounds and ideas. I also collect vinyl and wav files I use with my serato scratch live."

Yeah you know all about 'slaving' don't you.
Well I don't have a studio, and I have to work so much I rarely get any time off.

Don't class us with you, we're not you, we didn't come here to talk bullshit. We came here to read her blog and comment on it, because we wanna know about her hyped up rich life, because she IS higher than us in the community. We are on this page purely because she said something. So don't try telling us what we already know.
 

haha
your a dumb shit. you dont have to capitalize everything to distinguish that your yelling we have no problem reading lower case letters. and if you dont like what she says than dont fuckin read it. you told her shes bitching about something stupid. your doing the same thing. and you make no sense. grow up kiddo, just because your buddies taught you the F word in the freshman hallway doesnt give you the liberty to use it in every sentence, thats just barbaric. so the next time you try to argue with someone who doesnt give a shit what you have to say, try putting a bit of intelligence into it.
 

Poor Noah, always complaining about his work....stop being mediocre and change your attitudes, look for another job or better yet, keep what u ve got now because Obama will ask for a lot of taxes...so....it will be cute 4 u 2 learn how to deal with that otherwise you feel that sad kid!!!
 

You say u work as a slave
u say your boss is such a......
u know!!!
and u r such a rude, stupid attacking people here all the time!!!
nazi hell!!!
 

Yeah...whatever!
Merry Christmas 2 u 2 Noah!!
 

LAME!
 

Shut up (Noah) stop being a retard your the one moning about something you don't have.
 

Wow, kid. If you don't care so much, then why bother reading a leaving comments??

Just saying. I mean, free country, she can bitch if she wants just like you can leave that nasty ass comment.
 

wow! your need a fuckin life. your jealous because your music sucks and lindsey can acctually sell a cd. as for slavery, it doesnt exist you fuckin retard. maybe in your hypothetical world but not out here. you can work for whatever you want if you have enough strive. something you apparently lack so you fill the viod by sending ridiculous comments. you are obviously obsessed with lindsey and britney. and u didnt see the britney documentary so shut your fuckin mouth about it. she didnt complain that she was famous, she just wished that she could live a normal life for a minute. and you could never fuckin imagine what it feels like to have 50 people with cameras and lights flashing in your face follow you everywhere as soon as you step out of your house, keeping you forced to stay inside. that shit is ridiculous. i know i could never imagine what that is like. so think for a minute before you open the dick hole in your face again. because anyone in that situation would like to live a regular life for a day. especially since shes been in the public eye since she was 16. there has been pain and suffering and hungry people since the dawn of time, it will never be resolved so its pointless to bitch about it. you think that you know something about all this shit because you read a couple books, you dont know shit.
 

Sausage ... chill the fuck out . This is throwaway culture at it's easiest and you're hogging the clever ground like a proper Bute . Let it go cooky . SNAYKEE, not even slightly arsed - was just passing thru for a laugh ..
 

._.....Ever..realised this long argument is..well..not going to get anyone anywhere?....._.....None of you seem to want to give up.....Smile people :) It's nearly christmas <3 Free stuff!
 

don't judge anyone else's life until you walked a mile in their shoes. it's so cliche to say that, i know but it's true. if you had her life how do you know how you would respond to all the bullshit that comes along with it?? there's good and bad with everything. money doesn't mean everything...
 

Wow! Most of the guys here hate Facebook!!! Down with that then!!!
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I wish i can do that with Popacid people site, I really hate them because they block somebody sweet like me all the time.....I know I could send a lot of e-mails complaining about them to the most important papers, magazines, etc....but it would take a lot of work, hate, and I am not so into that!!!
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GOODLUCK WITH THAT FACEBOOK!!
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OR BETTER YET, STAY HERE AT MYSPACE, A PLACE FOR FRIENDS!!!!
 

Awwe... you don't deserve that bad thing just happened to u. no wonder that was really you! haha okay -- i'll look for you up on facebook again then. it was hard to find u, and may be so hard for me to do that again. haa ox
 

Change? You're seeking change for a social network from a rival social network? You know what, I would side with Myspace 'Tom' to disable your account ASAP for using his outlet to help better his sucky rival Facebook.

.......and shame on Facebook staffers if you log on to Myspace to read this blog. lol
 

Ha ha! that's it, get em.
 

Just to say that Facebook is a loud of BS. :P
<3
 

but...i thought pairs and Lindsay wiener friends?"I ♥ u "
 

FACEBOOK SUCKS
and has always sucked!

Myspace is so much better and will always be better!


More diabolical than Sherlock Holmes's arch nemesis Dr. Moriarty and more lethal than Jaws, Hannibal Lecter, the serial murderer created by author Thomas Harris, has captured the public's fascination like no other fictional character in recent years. Dr. Hannibal "the Cannibal" Lecter first appeared as a minor but important character in Harris's novel Red Dragon. In the next book, The Silence of the Lambs, Lecter came into his own, and the movie version highlighted the killer's complex relationship with FBI agent-in-training Clarice Starling. In these two novels, Lecter, in his indirect, Cheshire-Cat way, advises the FBI as they hunt for headline-making serial killers who are on the loose and very active. He himself is not the target of law enforcement's full-court press until Hannibal, the third book in this series. In Hannibal, Lecter is at large and up to his old tricks. His face altered by plastic surgery, he has taken a new identity and moved to Rome, an environment that better suits his cultivated tastes. Clarice Starling, now a full-fledged special agent, picks up his trail, hoping to recapture the wily psychoanalyst with a taste for human flesh.

Jodie Foster with Anthony Hopkins behind
Jodie Foster with Anthony Hopkins behind

But who is Hannibal Lecter? What real-life models did Harris use in creating him? How much of him is fiction and how much is based on fact? Is he purely a literary invention, or could someone like him actually be walking the streets right now?

Book cover: Silence of the Lambs
Book cover: Silence of the Lambs

The portrait Harris paints of Dr. Lecter is vivid and terrifying. His eyes are maroon in color, and his voice has a hint of a metallic rasp. His teeth are small and white. A mature man well into middle age, Lecter is small and compact, and moves with unusual grace and silence. He has six fingers on one hand, the middle finger "perfectly replicated... the rarest form of polydactyly." His sense of smell is highly developed as exhibited by his ability to detect Clarice Starling's brand of perfume—L'Air du Temps—on their first meeting in The Silence of the Lambs, even though she hadn't worn any that day.

Hannibal in his cage
Hannibal in his cage

Before he was caught, he was a respected psychiatrist and patron of the arts in Baltimore, Maryland. He was born in eastern Europe to an aristocratic family but suffered unspeakable hardship as a boy during World War II. Fourteen homicides have been attributed to him, though authorities suspect that there were probably others.

These are the "facts" of Thomas Harris's master creation, but was there a real-life model that Harris used for Lecter? Harris rarely gives interviews and prefers to let his work speak for itself. It's known that he did research at the FBI's Behavioral Science Unit (now called the Investigative Support Unit) when writing these books and learned the specifics of serial murderers and their habits from real profilers. How much did he take from the case files he was allowed to review and how much came from his own imagination?

Since the author will not tell us (and frankly what author would?), perhaps we can sleuth this out the way a profiler would—start with what we know about Lecter and build a profile on him that we can compare to other real-life serial killers.

(For the purpose of this analysis, I will use only the literary Hannibal Lecter, the version of him that appears in the novels. As good as some of the cinematic portrayals have been—particularly Anthony Hopkins's bone-chilling interpretation—it will be more beneficial to work from the primary source material.)
 

This is quite possibly the longest comment on a blog I have yet to witness on myspace. Intelligent but, winded.
Short and sweet does the treat

I read LL's blogs because they are actually interesting and amusing because well, it's a perspective from which I most likely will not ever see (no offense, not that I'd want to because I'd crack and break way to many camera's).

Google the facebook CEO for contact info, tell him what happened and I'm sure they can restore your account just as it was before. Hey, if you got the name use it ;-)

Cheers~ Stay warm when you come to Chicago, it's awful
Mav
 

well duh you were using a fake name... so in a way, you were being fake. sorry to state the obvious.
xoxo
Jojo