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Gender: Female
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 31
Sign: Gemini

City: LOS DIABLOS
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 12/20/2007
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 
Hey! Did you guys hear about the "nude" (except not really) pics I voluntarily posted on the Internet myself? What a tantalizing "scoop!" Seriously, I thought nudity was only a scandal if it the photos were leaked by some crumb-bum rat or vengeful ex. I personally put my vag out there with pride, ladies and gents. And you bet your ass I'd do it again if the Beef Council would cough up the proper endorsement money.

Bitches are lucky I don't get naked now. I'm built for comfort these days. However, tempt me long enough and I just might drop 'em...

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As I've said in the past, they can dress me up, they can give me awards, they can coach me on the right responses, and they can sand the callouses off my giant fucking feet, but I will always be me. And I will never be ashamed.

No secrets, ever. (Well, hardly any.) Just like I promised.

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Sincerely,
Academy Award Winner Diablo Cody
H-U-S-T-L-E-R

P.S. I know the top photo isn't a good "Where In the World?" clue. But if one of you can actually guess where I am based on that supervanilla hotel room, you are officially Carnac or Kreskin or something. Well played!
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starshine

 
hahah nice Diablo.
im lovin it.
 
Posted by starshine on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:24 AM
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Lance
Lance Richardson

 
I do seem to remember a few revealing (ahem..) pics. And you thought we all read the Pussy Ranch for the content???

The internet is a much emptier place for the absence of said pics, but we'll all be happy so long as you keep writing.

Giant congrats from a fan of the earlist days of The Ranch!!!
 
Posted by Lance on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:26 AM
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Bowler

 
I'm in total agreement with Lance. I consider myself honored to have been a fan of yours since the clandestine PussyRanch O.G. days.

BTW, how much did you have to drink to get that Zombie eye in the first pic?;)

Congratulations on the award!
 
Posted by Bowler on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:32 AM
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Drake Rivera

 
u go girl!!!!!
 
Posted by www.mediatedpodcast.tumblr.com on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:27 AM
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bird flu

 
Indeed: Where in the world are you when you get to meet Ron Jeremy!?! That rules!
 
Posted by bird flu on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:27 AM
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Cristofer
Cristofer Procinsky

 
I wanted to marry you before the Oscars.

Now I want to love you too.
 
Posted by Cristofer on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:28 AM
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Tyler

 
That shirt seems to fit you perfectly.
Aaagh, nude pictures will make the ozone layer deplete itself and Ethiopian children starve!!1
Wait what.
 
Posted by Tyler on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:28 AM
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Rebecca was here

 
South of France? Oh and I got some crazy hate mail today because i posted a supportive comment on your page - not that i care I put them strait - but wowsers people have a lot of time on their hands to be bashing me for praising you! Amazing - Hope you're getting some well earned rest. Cheers r
 
Posted by Rebecca was here on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:28 AM
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Thomas Cunningham
Thomas Cunningham

 
Yeah. This is pretty much the reaction I expected from you. Because, well, yeah, it's the one that makes complete fucking sense. I'm not sure anyone was expecting it to be scandalous per se but, yeah, it still seems like they thought they got some major scoop or something. Eh.

Keep on keepin' it real, D!
 
Posted by Thomas Cunningham on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:29 AM
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Claire

 
Right? I saw that on a gossip site, and it said "these photos are /supposedly/ of Diablo Cody". I was like, uh, yeah... I've seen all of these... on her blog.

I mean, do the barest minimum of research people.

Congratulations, Academy Award Winner Diablo Cody!
 
Posted by Claire on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:29 AM
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PollyStaffle.com

 
you in Vegas for sure... not sure which hotel
 
Posted by PollyStaffle.com on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:29 AM
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Bubbles4AllCivilRights
Bianca aka Bubbles Williams

 
BRAVO! You tell them Diablo! I am so glad you're not going to be one of those people who becomes famous and completely forgets how and where they came from. Keepin' it real is the ONLY way to be!!
 
Posted by Bubbles4AllCivilRights on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:30 AM
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campfirewood1980

 
Metal? Yes, metal.

Is Kreskin still alive?

I'm going to go pour a little out for Carnac. Carson was an OG, to say the least.

You're my favorite Academy Award winning friend on MySpace, by the way. Have you seen Helen Mirren's page, by the way? GILF-tastic...
 
Posted by campfirewood1980 on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:30 AM
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♫ Mandy

 
Fans getting hate mail, playin' "Where in the World is Diablo Cody" -- man, a lot changes when you win an Oscar!

Except you!

Keep it real, Diablo!
 
Posted by ♫ Mandy on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:31 AM
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Leah Deadly your ninja assassin

 
I fucking love you.
on Dlisted they linked "Diablo Cody Naked!". Laughable, really. Evidently they don't read books. They sure got the scoop!
 
Posted by Leah Deadly your ninja assassin on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:31 AM
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Johnny Anarchy: Chairman of the Bored
Johnny Anarchy

 
I think we all now know who the person was who took the picture of you in bed with Oscar!

"Diablo, Oscar, and the Hedgehog: The Menage a Trois You've All Been Waiting For."
 
Posted by Johnny Anarchy: Chairman of the Bored on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:34 AM
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[H]4n 5ol0

 
Bah, bishes be jealous. Cuz I'd totally tap dat.
 
Posted by [H]4n 5ol0 on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:34 AM
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The BW Preservation Society
Brendan Woodruff

 
I read in one article "Naked Pics of Former stripper..." Well no shit. Leave it to enternatinment jurnalists to blow everything way out of proportion. Keep on doing your thing. But you already knew that.
 
Posted by The BW Preservation Society on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:37 AM
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ABORTION PARTY!

 
people are sooo fuckin jealous of u, its fuckin hilarious
 
Posted by ABORTION PARTY! on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:40 AM
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Michele
Michele Waagaard

 
You must be in Santa Barbara. Its the perfect get away town and a place where they have supervanilla hotel rooms.
 
Posted by Michele on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:41 AM
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Kristy

 
Again, you were hott-shitt in the pics. So fuck them - - - hmmmm..... Jesus Love You meta-T, gardenia-ish (I suck at flower recognition) pic on the wall, warm glow of an airport hotel ..... layover at Hartsfield??
 
Posted by Kristy on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:42 AM
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Ben Rai Films

 
Oscar award winner Diablo Cody: Tell'em GET A LIFE!

You look like you're having tons of fun!!!! Enjoy the ride!!!! and Be You!!!!
 
Posted by Ben Rai Films on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:43 AM
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dana

 
You're in Vegas!

Is there a prize? Maybe the op. to co-write your next script?!
 
Posted by dana on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:43 AM
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Marty (Louisville)

 
We love you, Academy Award Winner Diablo Cody,
H-U-S-T-L-E-R....nude or not.
 
Posted by Marty (Louisville) on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:46 AM
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Jeff LeRoy
Jeff LeRoy Davis

 
Being true to yourself is a high risk life style. Some of us have an open invitation to people we love. “Come on in the seed of my heart. Stomp around with your muddy feet and make yourself at home. If you find as much of God in there as I have, then it’s worth the house cleaning when you’re gone.”

There aren’t many of us. We expose ourselves to vicious denigration in Cyberia. We live each moment as intensely as possible. We drink the water of life from a deep well. Our vocation is to show other’s how deep that well really is.

Thanks for listening to another fucking well wisher.
 
Posted by Jeff LeRoy on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:46 AM
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dana

 
You're in Vegas!

Is there a prize? A chance to co-write your next script...or have you read some writing.
 
Posted by dana on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:48 AM
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Just... Matty

 
Oh.. my.. God... I can NOT believe someone of such upstanding decency would post nude pics. I'm totally ashamed of you. TOTALLY! .... naah not really. Who cares? Right? Love yah DC... congrats again. oh and lol @ "built for comfort" ... enjoy your break.
 
Posted by Just... Matty on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:48 AM
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Cathy

 
you go girl, to thine own self be true, then thou cannot be false to any man.wm shakespeare. omg u looked so darling thanking your family,very poised indeed. Bobby H said your folks are getting bombarded by hooker background check type questions, tell those reporters you will sue them for slander with a high profile mafia lawyer, ask those I-talian relatives, they may know one.Sleep well, a little slumber..you will be back fulfilling your calling, at the typewriter. It will keep you close to the ground lest ye slip off on an Oscar louis b meyer ego trip. peace from Phoenix Az,..que le vaya bien mi prinzipesha..artist MKNELSON' at ARTREAS.COM under letter 'm's
 
Posted by Cathy on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:51 AM
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fukuto.jones

 
.. holy sh¡t, I thought I was the only person that owned that CD!

"Built for comfort.." bah! You look amazing, as always..
 
Posted by fukuto.jones on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:54 AM
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Jeff

 
Damn, you win and Oscar and the haters come out of the woodwork I guess. Just read an article about it on MSNBC. What dumbasses. Fuck 'em.
 
Posted by Jeff on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:56 AM
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Jawn Of The Dead
Johnny Duarte

 
Yumm Yumm Diablo! i tempt ya to go all out! haha btw.....whats that tat on your thigh?
 
Posted by Jawn Of The Dead on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:56 AM
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Todd M.

 
They said on the local news you were shooting your next movie here. I think they got confused because the Coen brothers are. Anyway, nice bacon.
 
Posted by Todd M. on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 3:59 AM
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ina.

 
hihi C:
 
Posted by ina. on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 4:01 AM
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Michael Salamone

 
You're so fucking dreamy that I need a cold shower after every time I hear your name. Thanks for not compromising and sharing your creativity as well as adventures with us.
 
Posted by Michael Salamone on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 4:02 AM
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the Mighty Knip
Brian Knippenberg

 
Who's going to sand down my callouses...Damn It!?!

Always be yourself, Academy Award Winner Diablo Cody, Always be yourself. ;)
 
Posted by the Mighty Knip on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 4:09 AM
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Corinne

 
Keep being you! :)

I am gonna have to guess, based on that photo....Vancouver, Canada? lol
 
Posted by Corinne on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 4:10 AM
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michael
Michael Daly

 
The AP seems to be on your side: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080227/ap_en_mo/film_diablo_cody
 
Posted by michael on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 4:14 AM
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Vivian

 
hah. you are awesome. nice boobies
 
Posted by Vivian on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 4:16 AM
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Jumpin Jack Flash

 
Looks like the Marmont. Keep the faith. Don't change. Don't let the bastard ground you down.
 
Posted by Jumpin Jack Flash on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 4:21 AM
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ad astra per aspera.
SuMMer Leary

 
The best they can do is dig up those 'scandalous' pics, because you are too genuine a person for them to come up with anything truly scandalous. I'm starting to think your first name is actually 'ex-stripperDiablo', because they can't bear to mention you without throwing that in. Lame. You, however, rock infinitely. I'm going to follow the crowd and say Vegas. And I'm hella jealous that you're hangin' with the Hedgehog. Go get 'em, girl! We all love you!
 
Posted by ad astra per aspera. on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 4:21 AM
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Fidel

 
You're the SHIT, girl. Saw you at the Grove today. Wanted to say, hi, but you were too far away. Don't let anyone bring you down. We love you, just like you are. Never have I been privy to such a down to earth, and no nonsense kind of person. You rule!!!

F
 
Posted by Fidel on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 4:29 AM
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Fidel

 
By the way, Jesus stopped loving me a long effing time ago. I'm too devilish for his taste. Here's looking at you, kid.

F
 
Posted by Fidel on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 4:31 AM
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Adam Blaylock

 
can we make out to "unskinny bop" sometime?

sweet.
 
Posted by Adam Blaylock on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 4:43 AM
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Imagi-nary TC (Envy)
TC Wilson

 
What sucks is that all this shit's going on, and the net is so congested that poor lil me can't even see the "scandalous" pics for myself.

<<; I don't mind seeing a lil celebrity snatch occassionally, especially if the pics were put up on purpose. lol
 
Posted by Imagi-nary TC (Envy) on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 4:44 AM
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Imagi-nary TC (Envy)
TC Wilson

 
Update on that: I had hoped the brain damaged media could have shown me something better. lol Okay, so they show us what i would consider casual pics at home and expect us to be offended or something. I'm ashamed of the tabloid community. :D
 
Posted by Imagi-nary TC (Envy) on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 4:56 AM
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Adrian!
Adrian S.

 
"Former stripper in Nude scandal"

seems moronic. LOL
 
Posted by Adrian! on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 4:50 AM
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Greg
Greg Anderson

 
Chateau Marmont
 
Posted by Greg on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 4:50 AM
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Peter
Peter Lukas Jr

 
what you've done in the past is in the past..move forward and forge ahead..never look back. i just can't believe how truly beautiful a woman you are, diablo!! No..i'm not psycho or anything, I say this from the heart!! you are truly amazing... xoxox
 
Posted by Peter on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 5:02 AM
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Onna Bugeisha

 
Yeh I got some instigating message here on MySpace from this asshat. He/she is getting off by hiding behind an anonymous profile and slandering you. Not surpisingly, they only accept return messages from "friends."

Fuck 'em sista, your attitude is key.

p.s. your shirt reminded me of this brilliant guy I took a photo of in London a few years ago.



RON. FUCKING. JEREMY. Damn it's good to be a gangsta.
 
Posted by Onna Bugeisha on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 5:05 AM
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Howard

 
I hope this isn't rude, but I just have to know if you read these comments or not. If you do, please mention either monocles or gumption one of your next posts.

That picture is actually really, really beautiful.
 
Posted by Howard on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 6:02 AM
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