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Gender: Female
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 31
Sign: Gemini

City: LOS DIABLOS
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 12/20/2007
Thursday, January 08, 2009 

Current mood:NOTHING EVER FITS!
I think it's cool that Kanye West gets so excitable on his blog. I love the Louis Vuitton Don, and if he's up his own ass, I wanna be up there with him.

Fashion question, for those who know better than me (aka all of you): I bought three cheap polyester dresses off the street today. They are reconstructed vintage and super cute (in that cool ugly way), but WAY too short. Could I wear them with, say, shiny leggings? Will I look like I'm pretending to be 22? How about regular leggings? Is there a specific shoe one wears with leggings? lI should add that I'm 5'9, prefer to downplay my calves, and am not afraid to look a little weird.

(P.S. For once, the Snuggie is not the answer.)

EDITED TO ADD: I'm attempting to drink that new Red Bull Cola. It tastes like your mom's Christmas incense fucked a Tab. (That's not necessarily bad.) Will update later...
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♫ Mandy

 
How about a pair of jeans? Skinny or flare.

I don't think you'd be looking 22 -- because 30 is the new 20 in my opinion.

Pictures! We need pictures!
 
Posted by ♫ Mandy on Thursday, January 08, 2009 - 11:43 PM
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Laura

 
Definitely with regular leggings!

I would wear boots with the regular leggings especially to downplay the calves. Great thing with being tall is you can get away with almost anything.
 
Posted by Laura on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 2:36 AM
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Cracker Jax
Cracker Jax

 
where is the pix sweetie?
 
Posted by Cracker Jax on Thursday, January 08, 2009 - 11:43 PM
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ABORTION PARTY!

 
NO!!!! DON'T BE LIKE LINDSAY LOHAN!!!

No, no, no leggings!!!! ummm... why not cute stockings (ok, i guess they're similar to leggings), you can wear bright neon colored stockings, like 60s mod girls.

so you're 5'9??? damn! I always knew you looked tall in photos.
 
Posted by ABORTION PARTY! on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:35 AM
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Marissa

 
go for it! I wish I had your problem I'm 5'3 so nothing is ever short on me.
 
Posted by Marissa on Thursday, January 08, 2009 - 11:43 PM
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Diablo Cody

 
Yeah, but you can hem stuff! Everything comes up to mid-butt on me; it drives me nuts!
 
Posted by Diablo Cody on Thursday, January 08, 2009 - 11:45 PM
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STORM

 
Wear a cute pair of ballett flats with it...or if you really want to be funky throw on a nice pair of vans :) Leggings are okay but if stir-ups make a come back I will jump off a bridge....although they really are the sure all remedy for camel toe since they pull your crotch down to your knees...so I guess there is that...
 
Posted by STORM on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 11:27 AM
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Celestially Eccentric

 
You could add on to it. :)

You could pick out some of your favorite clothing designs and take it to a place to have it added on. That could be fun! :)
 
Posted by Celestially Eccentric on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:29 AM
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reJennerate

 
I have the same frakkin' problem.
 
Posted by reJennerate on Thursday, January 08, 2009 - 11:55 PM
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reJennerate

 
I'm holding a birth control pill there. That's how it works, right?
 
Posted by reJennerate on Saturday, January 10, 2009 - 4:01 AM
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Shawn

 
HA! the Snuggie is always the fashion answer!!
 
Posted by Shawn on Thursday, January 08, 2009 - 11:45 PM
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Phil Holland
Philip Holland

 
I say go with horizontal strips with the leggings. Just tell them you're a Tim Burton fan if they question your logic.
 
Posted by Phil Holland on Thursday, January 08, 2009 - 11:46 PM
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Phil Holland
Philip Holland

 
that would be horizontal "stripes". Not some strange wave leg dance.
 
Posted by Phil Holland on Thursday, January 08, 2009 - 11:53 PM
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terrorist!

 

 
Posted by terrorist! on Thursday, January 08, 2009 - 11:59 PM
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Charles
Charles Wills

 
I love "cool ugly", as does my wife. She and I agree shiny leggings would be awesome for you.
BTW, do you read all the replies to your blog posts?
 
Posted by Charles on Thursday, January 08, 2009 - 11:47 PM
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Diablo Cody

 
Yes, and I wish I had time to answer them all!
 
Posted by Diablo Cody on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 2:16 AM
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Charles
Charles Wills

 
You do just fine. Thanks and keep up the good work! Busy is a beautiful thing.....
 
Posted by Charles on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 7:41 PM
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Victoria
Kennedy Collins

 
i just threw up a lil in my mouth when you spoke of Kanye and his ass...

wear them with leggings and ballerina flats. flats de-emphasize your calves.

:)
 
Posted by Victoria on Thursday, January 08, 2009 - 11:48 PM
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danielle
danielle lambert

 
I thought I was the only one.
 
Posted by danielle on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:37 AM
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Alfred

 
best bet-shiny black leggings.
 
Posted by Alfred on Thursday, January 08, 2009 - 11:50 PM
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Derek

 
Christmas incense fucked a tab. You always have me laughing. Whatev you decide fashion-wise, please post a pic so we can ogle from afar you hottie.
 
Posted by Derek on Thursday, January 08, 2009 - 11:50 PM
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mayzface

 
Girl, you're hot and you know it so just wear whatever you want and you'll do just fine. Personally, I'm all about hiding my gnarly legs with leggings and I highly recommend the matte black faux leather leggings from American Apparel. They're fancier than plain cotton but they don't scream as loud as the shiny ones. If you wanna be loud and proud, get metallic leggings from Forever 21, they fit over my fat ass so they should fit yours, and they're only $15 so you don't feel like an idiot for spending so much money on pants that look like a garbage bag. Shoes-wise, get yourself a pair of frye engineer boots. dress, leggings, frye boots: BOOM. you're finished, and you look like a hot babe that kicks ass.


FYI, Red Bull cola tastes like poor-man's Christmas Pepsi. do you remember that? I looooooved Christmas Pepsi.
 
Posted by mayzface on Thursday, January 08, 2009 - 11:52 PM
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The Secret World of Comic Book Artists

 
Hey Diablo,

The answer, of course, is to wear these with no panties.

Howard
 
Posted by The Secret World of Comic Book Artists on Thursday, January 08, 2009 - 11:53 PM
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Mike

 
I would like to second the vote on this option.....Of course, I've been wearing the same Hawaiian shirt since I was twenty. What do I know?
 
Posted by Mike on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:22 AM
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Hollywood Dick

 
The motion on 'no panties' is hereby carried.
The dress over jeans thing looks absurd.
Aren't leggings those things worn by Natty Bumppo?
 
Posted by Hollywood Dick on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 1:54 AM
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terrorist!

 
shiny leggings? oh thats so gay. that shit looks like the village people.

i'd stick with the regular leggings. maybe get a cool color like grey or gunmetal or silver
 
Posted by terrorist! on Thursday, January 08, 2009 - 11:55 PM
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florida girl

 
You'd look fab in a burlap sack, B. Go with your instincts...and if that doesn't work, you've probably got the bank to consult with a stylist now that you're famous and all.

p.s. you promised you'd remember us little people when you made it! lol
 
Posted by florida girl on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:00 AM
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Ginger Ellen.

 
Wear whatever the fuck you feel that day. YOure not living for anyone other than yourself, and if you are, then just think that if you died tomorrow--you might regret not rockin the shiny leggings

DO NOT DRINK RED BULL, dont be a monkey see, monkey do. Drink Distilled water, its better for your liver and it wont give you BO like RB.
 
Posted by Ginger Ellen. on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:02 AM
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reJennerate

 
I agree with people who suggested opaque leggings with flats/boots. Personally, I would probably wear black leggings and almost knee high-ish/possibly slouchy-ish, flat boots. Comfy and cute...in my opinion, but I might be retarded. Being the same age, I say fuck what the young wankers say. And if ya wanna show off yer ass? Do it.

Can I find this incense fucking on YouTube? It's my secret fetish. Oh. Well...it was.
 
Posted by reJennerate on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:02 AM
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reJennerate

 
In response to myself...I have both silver AND gold lamé leggings, and I don't care if people have a problem with it. If I wanna mow my damn lawn all classy-like, it's my own fucking business. That was not a reference to my pubes, btw. Just wanted to clear that up. Sorry. I'll go take my typeacillin now.
 
Posted by reJennerate on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 4:34 AM
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DontPanic

 
Couple years back, Walmart had lady work boots with stiletto heals.
Add some tube socks and I dare anyone to not try and sleep with you.
 
Posted by DontPanic on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:05 AM
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Mickey

 
Leggings & Converse!!!!!
 
Posted by Mickey on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:05 AM
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john
John P. Boyle

 
TOO SHORT is a purely subjective measure, why don't you try them on and post PHOTOS
JPB D.O.M.
 
Posted by john on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:06 AM
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Danica

 
Yea, wear leggings! I love leggings! And go ahead and dress like you are 22. I dress like I am 8 years old sometimes!
 
Posted by Danica on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:07 AM
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The REAL Bill

 
I have no answer to your fashion question.

But I do have a response to your blog.

Friggin' hilarious.
 
Posted by The REAL Bill on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:07 AM
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Pete Townsend
Matt Holland

 
What do th dresses look like???
 
Posted by Pete Townsend on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:14 AM
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Pickers

 
It's hard to say without pics of the dresses. I agree with out of the comments above, shiny is definitely yuck! Go the plain so they don't detract from your new dresses (or draw attention to said calves). Plus I feel you should nevever wear boots with dresses, it's not cool, everyone else is doing it and they look like transvestite cowboys. I know what I'm talking about because I'm from Melbourne, the fashion capital of the Southern Hemisphere.....P.S. We have an energy drink made by Coke called "Mother" which was taken off the market because it tasted so bad. It's now back for sale and advertised as twice as strong because they give you twice as much.
 
Posted by Pickers on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:14 AM
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Ben Rai Films

 
wear what makes you feel comfortable. I think if you like it, wear it!

love the blogs, keep 'em coming!!

Cheers!
 
Posted by Ben Rai Films on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:15 AM
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ROOTSGIRL

 
I heart you for your quick wit and brilliant mind! I'm 5'8" and often wear leggings under short dresses, usually with ballet slippers, uggs, or army boots. Oh and Red Bull (of any sort) is best mixed with vodka!!! Smiling...
 
Posted by ROOTSGIRL on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:15 AM
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RODNEY CUTTING CONFESSIONS WRITER DJ BILLBOARD FAN

 
I don't know you-although I know I have a lot in common with you (see blogspot blog) but I do know from the way you write and your general demeanor that you are a bright, happy go lucky person who revels in her own creativity and I think the answer here is that you will be happy in whatever you decide to wear and if it displeases you at any point you will quickly change. I think you just like to be peppy and up and I think that's great.

CUTTING CONFESSIONS-the bizarre funny and fate driven love story between an abused and artistically talented Beverly Hills girl and a Minnesota man-another, but different One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest-set in Beverly Hills, Pasadena, Lake Havasu and the Las Vegas Strip-see my MySpace blogs and:

www.cuttingconfessionsfilm.blogspot.com
 
Posted by RODNEY CUTTING CONFESSIONS WRITER DJ BILLBOARD FAN on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:17 AM
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Sweetpea

 
Glad you are back- I missed you. Kanye's CD is totally artistic and cool. He cant sing but I still dig it the most. Dont know what to tell you about the dresses. Its a must see situation.
 
Posted by Sweetpea on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:22 AM
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GiGi La Roux

 
Diablo: Since you are a heroine of mine (no, not the kind you inject into your veins but if one could inject you , I would sign up because I need your writing discipline.)
I'm a stylist/costumer and I have two options for you:
1) wear a solid legging and a killer boot/show like this:<a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vczM1OS5waG90b2J1Y2tldC5jb20vYWxidW1zL29vMzMvZ2lnaWxhcm91eC8/YWN0aW9uPXZpZXcmY3VycmVudD1wcm9kdWN0LWltYWdlcy0tMjQ3MzM0YTI3MDYwYjg2ODliMC5qcGc=" target="_blank"><img src="http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo33/gigilaroux/product-images--247334a27060b8689b0.jpg" border="0" alt="boot for diablo"></a>
but they have to be all in one color to, ahem, elongate the calf.
2) send me your dresses and I'll work my magic and match fabric to lengthen the hem. It would be a honor.
Email me for my address:
genevievesage@gmail.com
 
Posted by GiGi La Roux on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:23 AM
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Hollywood Dick

 
What part of "this user disables HTML comments" do you not understand?
All you did was screw up the formatting for everyone else.
And, for the record, nobody who can read confuses 'heroine' with 'heroin'.
No kudos for you!
 
Posted by Hollywood Dick on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 1:47 AM
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scott
scott burchard

 
Even if you do not agree, you are hot, ask anyone. Wear what makes you feel sexy - leggings are sexy. You never got back about the shoe size and where to forward them.
 
Posted by scott on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:33 AM
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kevin
kevin rounds

 
I was grocery shopping a few months ago, picking up 4 or 5 cases of Diet Coke. Ah yes, spend the eighties addicted to drugs sex and rock and roll ( the pinnacle of my coolness coming in 1987), now I'm freaking addicted to Diet Coke, stupid forties! Anyway, right there in the soda aisle Tab, in all its saccrine/rat killing/caffienated goodness. There was only like three six packs which made me wonder if they had been sitting there since 1990 or maybe some descendant of the great Tab fortune still had a "factory". I picture like a three thousand square foot space and nine guys working there churning out seven cases of tab per week.


So I've been googling/youtubing and scouring the internet for all things Diablo lately.. One or two days off my meds and I'll be at your house, sitting in the bushes.
 
Posted by kevin on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:36 AM
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Bryan
Bryan Draper

 
Hey I think you should ask "T" she looks like she would have a great answer.
 
Posted by Bryan on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:47 AM
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Mandi

 
Yes, leggings that go to your mid-calf - either shiny or not - and ballet slipper type shoes. Purrrfect!
 
Posted by Mandi on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:50 AM
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RavenK

 
I like to downplay my legs, so I wear leggings with knee high boots if I am wearing a short skirt or a dress. Just avoid shiny leggings eekk!
 
Posted by RavenK on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:57 AM
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Script Man

 
Let me know how the redbull cola taste...what ever happened to monster drinks? Oh times are just that hard that I haven't been looking in the freezer sections, although gas is cheaper /winks
see how long that last.

SM
 
Posted by Script Man on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:59 AM
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Megan

 
I wish I had your problem. Being 5'2" is no fun either. I too love the Louis Vuitton Don..maybe you should ask Kanye for fashion advice cause the man knows how to dress. Although, I imagine he doesn't know much about cute dresses and what to wear with them. I bet Kanye doesn't own a sweet Snuggie.
 
Posted by Megan on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 1:10 AM
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